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I really like the message for your recording in progress thingy. The graphic is great too. Any chance there's somthing to do with Frank Zappa there? Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I've been using that image (and the one at the top of my talk page) for a long time to disguise the fact that I'm a female in a male-dominated venue. That's my facial hair there, I'm an uncyclopedic Frida of sorts. And yes, there is kind of a resemblance to Frank Zappa as well. I thought it was hilarious about 2 years ago, anyway. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:08, 6 June 2009

My wife loves the pic. Wait until she does one: there'll be competition amoungst you vixens to be "da wackiest lookin' broad". Loved the new audios, by the way. Oh, and while I'm here, I'll whore this File:UnNews Kansas abortion doctor killed in his church.mp3 out to you. let us know what you think? Thanks.

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Your wife must join the sisterhood. Does she write articles here as well? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:42, 8 June 2009

No, she's not much for writing. She's not much for sisterhoods, unless there's an element of the bat fuck insane; still, she's unpredictable and dangerous, so maybe. Congrats on your nomination; well deserved. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:53, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Ooh, look a template has appeared![edit source]

CHEERS!
Why, thank you for voting for my recently featured article. It's nice to know that you also enjoy laughing at gullible people getting their comeuppance. You're obviously as funny in the head as me!
(Not that you're funny in the head or anything.
Well, you are a bit. But in a good way, I promise!)
Nameable 16:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Nameable ((mumble)) 09:14, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit source]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Hi Zana. I want to put your Lurking up for VFH. Let me know if that is ok. I will wait for your answer. --

RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi Zana. I have added more comments to my pee review. As you will see - I have changed some of my views on it but remain positive all the same. --

RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 17:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Tide[edit source]

Great job on the audio report of the Tide article. I really enjoyed it. Is there a particular kind of article that you'd like to do an audio report on? If so, let me know and I'll write it. --Clemens177 23:08, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I love narrating articles about music, movies, and controversial subject matter. And I'm better at female character voices... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:32, 8 June 2009

Narrating about movies and controversial subject matter? Well here is one that I have tailor made for you! UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert As to the male quotes - any fake Convenient Store accent in a moderately deep voice should do! Hope you like it! --Clemens177 15:53, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm looking forward to hearing this piece.

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, Zana, great job, as always!! --Clemens177 20:45, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Me again[edit source]

Hey, finished my latest article, a rewrite of negative potato My version is here: User:Fuentfue/Negative Potato give it a quick look and tell me what you think. And I'd like to know how (if it's possible) that my article could replace the one in the main space? Does there need to be a voting process of some sort? Thanks -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 21:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Talk to the original creator of the article here. He is still active, apparently. And I believe he's a Brit as well. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:35, 8 June 2009

Newb Project[edit source]

Greetings and Salutations Zana! How can I make a template? I wrote this crap here: Cat#cite_note-0, and thought it might be a good enough concept to place it next to a graphic with a colorful box around it. (BTW plumage was coming along nicely before I took a break from it... I think about you every time I ignore it. I think it will be ready for review by the end of the week.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 07:22, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

There is a template you can edit here. To use it, enter the code {{User:Happytimes/template}} into the page like so:

WARNING: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

The following data, up until now, has been heavily guarded information, and revealing it will probably get us in trouble. So don’t take this information lightly.

~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:31, 8 June 2009

Thanks! I will tinker with this soon, although the example you gave me is pretty kick-ass! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*

(talk) (stalk) Π ~

~ 06:05, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Update! I made a template for my user pages... and stuff. You're a true inspiration! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*

(talk) (stalk) Π ~

~ 03:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC) (<-- Newb Article) (Newb Concept -->)

Award[edit source]

Rabbi Techno would like to honour you with the coveted

BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.

Forgot[edit source]

The potato logo looks better if the background of the header section is white as well. Does it hurt your eye much if it's white? I'll swap it back and see how I like it myself. -- Style Guide 17:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I decided against it, I just added some white marginal to the image, it's tolerable now. -- Style

Guide 17:57, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Looks good that way as well. -- Style

Guide 19:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I Will Possess Your Vote[edit source]

Hey Zana. I apologize that there's no clever template for this one, but I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it fades out from VFH...

Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Template spam[edit source]

The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

I heard you were a girl. Is that true? Also Hi, you weren't on my watchlist, That usually means I don't know you. I do know. :d Orian57 Talk 16:18 17 June 2009

I've beeen known to have a \,/adge from time to time. Take that however you want. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:22, 18 June 2009

'Lo Zana[edit source]

Very impressed by what you've been doing with the portals - they benefit no end. I notice you've been contact portal creators/maintainers before working your magic - feel free to just go ahead and do the Art Portal any time you feel like it or get round to it, no need to mention it to me. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you so much! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:20, 18 June 2009

Hey! Hey! You! You! Wanna help collaborate![edit source]

On this? I started and got lost on it, and was wondering what you think could be done with it? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look soon... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:22, 18 June 2009

Ooooo, very nice.[edit source]

Thanks for the little portal theme thingy, it looks stunning. You know, if you'd like to take over work on that one or something, I've been much too busy lately to actually get it done. I'm sure you'd be able to do a much better job than me. Although I do think the logo should be different, seeing as that one already belongs to UnTunes. -RA HB 06:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Cavemen[edit source]

to put it in a nutshell, I'm a noob, sorry you. Should have known better I did read all the guides and things. I like u person, u track me down

Oh, sorry! Yes I heard of the program but I don't spend that much time on the site, I might give it ago though. --El Cheeso 13:22, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I hereby award you...[edit source]

...3 Special Points, for giving the portals their much-acclaimed aesthetic touch. This will promote you to Der Unwehr rank of Leutnant. Have a nice day, madam. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Religion portal[edit source]

I moved it to your userspace because it was taking up valuable room in the WIP section. Way to go.~~ S i r Ljlego , GUN [talk] 03:29, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I've been giving the idea of a Religion Portal a lot of thought lately... it seems like a thing which must be done.

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:19, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Apparently You're The Best[edit source]

With those audio talky-thingies. I have been a writing slump for a while, so instead of writing, I thought I'd go back to fix my best article, HowTo:Get Over Jenny. It seemed to be missing something, and i realized that something was audio. I stopped by to see if you'd be interested in voicing Jenny. It's a very small part, and not at all urgent, so don't do it if you don't want to. Ya know, just if you're bored and want something to take up a minute or so. I've got all the other parts done, but what female impersonation sucks horribly. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:50,29June,2009

Any chance you can email me what you have already? I kind of want to hear it if I'm going t6o get the pacing/tone right. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:15, 30 June 2009

You got problems[edit source]

Got the audio to the MJ UnNews, and you giggled when you said "anal cancer." Other than that, flawless job. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi - Adoption[edit source]

Do you still? I'm new, I need guidance and someone to keep the bullies away... please... --El Sid 18:53, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, but I thought I was being adopted to be trained to become one of the Elite, not as caged entertainment for them :'( ;) --El Sid 09:26, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Probably a bit weird, but...[edit source]

Award moved to userpage - THANKS! :)

--Testostereich 14:24, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

Thanks for the audio to the drug march!!! I love it :)

I know its not much, but it should keep them withdrawals at bay for at least 5 minutes:

Award moved to userpage

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:31, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Random :)[edit source]

...where does the time go...ohhh zana zana zana do u even remember me? im sorry ive been such a lazy brat its been ages since ive written on here...i got caught up in so much i havent been able to take a break...i promise im guna try and write something i cant tonight but definitely this week – Preceding unsigned comment added by StonedJeff (talk • contribs)

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

Award moved to userpage

MadMax 18:38, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

You say I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire[edit source]

I have not forgotten thee. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks For the Audio!!![edit source]

Thank you for the audio to the epic phail

I really dug it awesomely!

Here is a shiny Word for you... because i errr ran out of beers.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 07:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Hehe, is this where I ask you to adopt me? —Mazaka (talk) 18:49, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Hello again! Um, my userpage and signature kinda suck. Can you help me make them cooler? --—Mazaka (talk) 04:36, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well...I'm open to pretty much anything, but in my sig, maybe you could show me how to put those little flags in it? And I'd like it to be kinda light purple, like the color of links you've alread clicked on, you know? I like the font, though, so we can keep that. Ummm...is that clear? I kinda feel like I'm not explaining it right, so let me know if I'm just confusing you. XD

As for my userpage...maybe you could show me some coding (or whatever it's called) and tell me what they do...or something. Sorry, I'll think about it. I just started high school, so my top priorities haven't exactly been making the coolest page on Uncyclopedia...So I'll let you know what we can do at a later date.

Thanks! --—Mazaka (talk) 05:07, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Adoption[edit source]

I just came to as to be adopted, but I noticed there was an option to whore myself around too, so I'd like a little from column A and B. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lord North (talk • contribs)

uggghh imm so sorrry[edit source]

im being such a flake sorry i keep saying im gunna come back and stuff idk i want to i just cant find time and then i forget and stuff, i do like it here and your awesome i've nearly missed the whole summer now though, tmorrow i'm gunna do soemthing, i'll try and fix or expand an article or something promise. – Preceding unsigned comment added by StonedJeff (talk • contribs)

Yay![edit source]

Yezzz...yezzz...haha. Thanks! :3 --—Mazaka (talk) 22:54, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I ♥ you too, Zana.[edit source]

Honestly. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:39, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers![edit source]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Zana Dark. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:31, 11 Sep

Argh![edit source]

Hi Zana, this is Mazaka. I lost my old password and I didn't enter a password into the website so I had to make a new account.

...You can adopt me again, right? I already put my old userpage on this one, so...yeah.--Pelargonium 04:24, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Never mind --—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Ah, Octopussy[edit source]

Now that was a movie. -RA HB 13:22, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Pineapples[edit source]

Hi. I have added a link to my Pineapple article I wrote a while back. 'Took me a few tries to get the hyperlink correct tho'. I hope it's okay w/you. Smuggler in Lost Angeles. :)

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit source]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:49, November 11, 2009 (UTC)