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YoU cAn HaZ KaNsEr????[edit]

--  Le Cejak <-> 22:47, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Proud + Happy =   Le Cejak <-> 22:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Dost that make Prappy??? =) :X <3  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:01, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

  Le Cejak <-> 23:04, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

TA DA!!!  Me likey ::curtsies::   –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN   23:08, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Not to talk too much, but you're doing a good job with the noobs, especially Razorflame who is feeling kinda bad apparently. --  Le Cejak <-> 23:31, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

We all need a little shove over the edge once in awhile. :)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:33, 9 November 2007 (UTC)


I'm now a cage fighter whatever the hell that means.


Please stop making those templates. They're not funny, AND include your name. Funny? no. Vanity? Yes. I'm sorry. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:37, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

The name is changeable - perhaps you should enroll in my classes  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:39, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
What? I'm not takin Sex Ed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:41, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
WISHFUL THINKING - you have much to learn about 'Templating'  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:42, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I'm very skilled in templating. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:43, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Anyways... I'm moving your tempaltes to userspace. Dosen't annoy anybody, and can still be used, okay? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:44, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


Because you must know how I did this:

Welcome to Uncyclopedia!
This ain't your mom's Wikipedia…  I do whatever I want  ~Zana Dark

 –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:45, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

My guess is a combination of idiocy and way too much free time. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:46, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
That would also be correct, but apparently Im ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE ON HERE that knows how to code templates PROPERLY  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:48, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Heh, yeah right. --Asema 01:48, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
...uh huh. --Andorin Kato 01:49, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to make a template. You should seriously stop acting like you're above all of us, because you're not. You don't run this wiki, the sysops do. I recommend you read UN:BGBU again. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:49, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, I certainly don't see any of you giving me a run for my money template-wise and its not about being 'too good' You seriously need attitude adjustments –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:50, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
That's because we have neither desire nor want to create this sort of thing. --Andorin Kato 01:52, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Hence the excess of open space, the sheer obnoxiousness of the templates, and the fact that NOBODY USES THEM. Sure. Template making GOD. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:53, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay, if we can't break through, enough with the non-lethal riot gun... (Takes out M16 Rifle) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Please come onto IRC[edit]

You're currently being talked about on IRC, including a discussion on banning. Please come visit.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)  

Are you kidding me? I thought this website was supposed to be funny - Apparently it's JUST LIKE WIKIPEDIA. Aaaaaaaand I don't do 'chat'.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:54, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
It's supposed to be funny. Then you came along and broke Rule 2. DONT BE A DICK. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:58, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
We don't like trolls. We like comedy. If you don't present a defense, well, that's close enough to admission of guilt for most. Note that while I am indifferent, your actions concerning this issue are quickly pointing to my being against you. I hate assholes.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:00, 10 November 2007 (UTC)  
Sorry, can I be a vadge instead??? You act like I haven't written anything funny in, I don't know, 6 hours... –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and you haven't vandalised wikipedia in, oh, 5 days. Oh wait, that must be because they blocked you. Sorry, I didn't see that. Though it looks like your arrial and gigantic wave of edits here coincides with you ban there. Intriguing.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:24, 10 November 2007 (UTC)  
PROVE YOURSELF! --Andorin Kato 02:26, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
PROVE YOURSELF, GAIJIN!!!!! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes, it also 'coincides' with my recent unemplyment, perhaps a reason I would frequent a 'Comedy' website... I am thrilled you all took so much time to research me!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:30, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
I wasn't aware that Wikipedia employed its editors. I thought it was volunteer-only thing... --Andorin Kato 02:32, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, obviously when you're as good as me, you deserve a little recognition at Wikipedia and a few fires under your feet, right?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:34, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
A permaban is your idea of recognition? --Andorin Kato 02:36, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, somebody might be going through the enormous ban logs, stumble upon her obnoxious entry, and decide to take a look. They would then proceed to the talk page and laugh at the admin burning her. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:38, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Here: The Pentagon  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:02, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

...there's a Goatse. --Andorin Kato 02:03, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Objection! END TALK FLAME, and begin Forum discussion. If you're insane. -- 02:33, 10 November 2007 (UTC) (That was me un logged in. Damnit.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:34, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

No need to take this into the forum. That'd only drag more people in it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:35, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
We can get admin attention ourselves when and if we need it. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
You all are too much for today, Ill be back tomorrow... If you don't BAN me!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:38, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
See you in the morning. Got a complimentary header for us to continue in. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:42, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Captain's Log, Eleventh of November, 2007[edit]

WHAT THE-[edit]

Welcoming IPs? Bannable offense. Please stop. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:02, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

OMG did you forget what it was like to be a n00b??? Not EVERYONE comes from wikipedia  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:03, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
And I'm not welcoming them unless they deserve it, otherwise I'm asking them to register.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Really? It seems to me like you're welcoming just about every IP that contributes. --Andorin Kato 05:05, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Hire a sysop to clean up my orphaned talk pages, then.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:05, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Did I mention that you're not even welcoming them ,and you're just spamming your crappy template? Ban Patrolling. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:06, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
If it's soooo crappy - why do people like it? Kinda like this website, huh?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:08, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
People don't like it. That's why we're here. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:12, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
And Sysops DON't actually enjoy huffing crap. tHey aren't paid, you know. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:07, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Neither am I, remember? See above conversation.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:08, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Really, not paid? I could have sworn I joined this website for the money... Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:11, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

The pupil learns...[edit]

The pupil has taken upon the masters words of wisdom, the pupil now demonstrates his skill in the divine art of autography...

Mark me well master 11:24, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


Log In to check your talk page!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:38, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

yo! i need on two now. dont delete them or ban me --TheIdan 12:44, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Case closed![edit]

I dont upload any pics today dont delete them or ban me --TheIdan 12:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


"Cp833: I linked your article in from the home page under 'recent articles'. I hope you don't mind! Of course you can still edit it, but now more folks will actually read it!"

- Funnily enough, I have no problem whatsoever with this. :D

Oh, and RE: "Cage Fighter" - I have no idea what it means, whether it is a good idea, or legal, or even safe, but count me in anyway. Cp833 14:39, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Great! So first things first... Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

Example:  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:38, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

-- Ah ha, I got it now. ;) Cp833 14:40, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

We can make you a nicer 'SIGNATURE' later.. In the meantime, read User:Zana Dark/Adoption to learn more about why I am here, then ask away!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:42, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

OK.. questions will appear as and when they come into my head. Cp833 15:19, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


The idea is all yours, my friend. I considered doing an article on the subject myself, but approximately one in every ten million of my ideas ever become articles. I'll look forward to seeing what you do with it :) RabbiTechno 19:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for *dare I say* BEQUEEFING it to me??? =)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:32, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

May I suggest...[edit]


May I suggest that you might want to create a sandbox of your own (in your name space, ex. User:Zana Dark/sandbox) and use that space to play with the article (or a rewrite) before you launch the new and improve version? I use this methodology on occassion and find it useful, plus helps to keep down the number of edits given on a ahistory page. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

I do work in sandboxes, and userpages... Sorry, but WHO ARE YOU???  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:16, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
What page are you referring to? THIS ONE? IN MY USERSPACE???  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:18, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

"Show me your tits!"[edit]

Ok, I had to try. Seriously though loved the article. Could I possibly suggest that you consider changing the font color to summot other than light pink? It's kinda hard to read. After spending most of the last 15 years working (my end) furiously on the internet I am now (as suggested by my mother) starting to go a little blind.

User:MrN9000 11 November 2007 (UTC) 11:19 (GMT). :)

Awww, but they're tit-colored!!!! I will try to pick a darker skin-color for you old folks. =)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:21, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
And then I can help you with your sig!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:45, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

( . )( . )

Hmm not bad Bristols. But it looks like ur not as hot as u think? With the sigs that is, it did not work... Did u create me one? Cos there was no page there, I had to create it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15 years is about how long I have been "using" the internet (Internet Protocol) on a regular basis). U think im old? I wonder by how much little girl? Maybe one of your "fish" can tell you... – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs)

Well, Im only 2, but I CAME OUT OF THE WOMB with my wireles CPU in hand! I can help with your sig, sure!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:06, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay you can stop that[edit]

Yeah, come on let's be civil. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:09, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

U 13:37 N00B!!!!!!!!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:15, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Like I said before Zana, it's okay to not be funny sometimes. In fact, I'm not funny most of the time. So stop with the 1337 stuff. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

STOP. RIGHT. NOW.   Le Cejak <-> 20:31, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
You are beginning to not be funny all the time. GO BACK TO WIKIPEDIA IF YOU WANT TO BE SERIOUS.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:33, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but I needed to get my point across. We cool? --  Le Cejak <-> 20:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Apparently not. :(   Le Cejak <-> 02:50, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

And no one of value was lost... --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:54, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
You meeniehead. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:44, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm back[edit]

Can you help me make a signature? I'm a complete newbie. I have a file I want to use:

Sunny Bacon.gif

--Sunny bacon 20:31, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Waaaaaaayyyyy toooooo biiiiigggg.....-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 20:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

You gotta have it be 12px max.


Here I am with my lovely smaller logo. Please help me with a signature!

Sunny Bacon.jpg

--Sunny bacon 15:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Think Zana has been banned my friend not sure when she will be back... Sry. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:43, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Gone Walkabout[edit]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhelplplplp..... I've arsed around with my sig and now it won't put the time/date on the end.... ooops! Ta --GoldFishRock Goldfishr.jpg contribs talk 16:28, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Scrap that.... it's returned from the cold. Thanks anyway ;-) --GoldFishRock Goldfishr.jpg contribs talk 16:29, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Dem Numbers[edit]

Can you explain what the numbers on my Watchpage mean? (+136) (-312) etc? Thank you --GoldFishRock Goldfishr.jpg contribs talk 10:38, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Dude, I think Zana has been banned... You might try to find someone else to answer your questions, prob not me though cos I'm new too, but in this case I do know the answer... The (+136) means that it has had 136 new letters added to it from the last time it was edited, (-312) means that it's got 312 less... Kinda gives you an idea of how much its been changed, and if it's worth you looking at what's been done with it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:42, 16 November 2007 (UTC)