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I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

To the dirty little stinker who left skid marks behind and didn't let me settle for number two.-- 15:59, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you![edit source]

Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?

---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

thanks[edit source]

thanks its my first article I've been thinking about other things to add I know it's pretty short...feel free to do whatever to it--StonedJeff 19:46, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

PLS 2009[edit source]

heyyy so i logged in real quick and i noticed this "poo lit surprise" competition. I wanna win best article by a noob. I'm brainstorming article ideas if you have any could you let me no? i saw theres no pee review allowed and all so could you teach me some formatting stuff? thanks!! --StonedJeff 02:18, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Consume this cookie![edit source]

Award moved to userpage

For undoing those things that guy did. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:54, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

A brief section[edit source]

Would you like to help out and write one of the 10 apocalypses for us here? (Number 7 to be precise)

YTTE appears to be MIA on this one and me, SYS and Sock have been keeping the torch alive. We were talking about a female based apocalypse at the bottom of the page and your name was mentioned as the potential best available author.-- 07:30, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll give it a go... But to warn you: I think it might have something to do with a giant vagina (tastefully of course)! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:47, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Sounds interesting! Can that vagina be shaved too? yukyukyuk. Congrats on the feature!--

08:58, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the spinning pot leaf gif, just what I needed to put above Jay Sherman on my talk page!-- 23:05, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

What is the realitivity of this[edit source]

History is shit and smells of waffles and many other various odours[edit source]

Hi thats all whats up and in soviot russia baby aborts you Okay in the future ill leave longer disscusions())crayola))>--Soviotkandyland 17:55, 13 March 2009 (UTC)soviotkandyland

Hello and welcome to Uncyclopedia![edit source]

Modusoperandi alerted me that my welcome message had the ability to make the text that follows it invisible. All you need to do is add "<br clear=all>" to the end of the message. If you like I'll fix it for you. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

THX, I gots it ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:32, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

How did you know I was looking at ur page? I'm kind of new to this website... Can you help me with stuff? Fresh meat 09:30, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll leave another note on your talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:51, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

picture[edit source]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahhaa--StonedJeff 22:12, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

hey can you show me how to make my name cool and put a lil mary jane leaf after it?--StonedJeff 22:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

answered on user talk page ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:29, 18 March 2009

help[edit source]

I wanted to make my user page kinda like yours - but I just have pictures right now. I guess I nned help with the code?

I also have ideas for the Meat article - what should I do? Fresh meat 01:40, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

I can help you add backgrounds and template boxes (I think that's what your referring to???) on your user page if you don't mind me editing it. In the meantime, add whatever text you want also, and I'll help format that as well.

Start your own article about meat here: User:Fresh meat/Meat. I'll keep an eye on it, and help where I can.

PS: have you heard of the Adopt-a-Noob Program? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:55, 16 March 2009

OK, I will start gathering stuff. I have these photos I uploaded... I thought maybe you could use them in your chick magnet article.Fresh meat 02:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh and can you adopt me please? I saw your name on that list. Fresh meat 02:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure, and thanks for the pics. :) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:21, 16 March 2009

Ah, a female uploading multiple pictures of marijuana leaves[edit source]

Is there anything more arousing? -RA HB 06:12, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Ummm, how bout a female uploading multiple pictures of marijuana leaves IN THE NUDE ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:14, 16 March 2009

Well, there's always that. And even moreso while making Lebowski references. -RA HB 00:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

OK, I present to you my arse for you to tan...[edit source]

(Huff log); 23:46 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Template:PN" (You are going to kill me...)

Why did I delete it? Does anyone else have a personal rewrite template which they spam all over the wiki? What would happen if everyone had one of those? The place would be full of everyone's personal templates, and the wiki would be a right god dam mess. As you know no one is allowed to "own" a page unless it's in their userspace. It's just not on. I'm not trying to piss on your chips, but if I let you do that then everyone will want to do it, and that's just not what we are about. We are a open wiki which anyone can edit. I'm sure you know that this kinda thing is not allowed, and I hope you understand why I have done this. This is what got you in trouble before is it not? Sorry Zana. You probably think I'm even more of an asshole than you did before. I'm around IRC... Mr N 23:54, Mar 16

Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

This may seem mean, but I assure you, it is not ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:18, 18 March 2009

Thanks for just being urself....me and my many mudkips enjoyed it.[edit source]

Award moved to userpage

Thanks for, uh.....posting that thing on my whajjamacallit. I appreciate it!

Therefore, I give you thing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by T3naciously (talk • contribs)

Why, thank you? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:30, 18 March 2009

HowtoPickupChicks[edit source]

Phenomenal!! Let's put it up (us meaning you because I don't know how, thanks sorry!) and see how it does!-- - StonedJeff TALK talk to me 17:59, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok, it's up here: HowTo:Pick up chicks... I also like to it on the mainpage under recent articles. There was already an existing article, so technically the article is categorized as a rewrite. I'm gonna put an article box on your user page... If you don't like it, feel free to remove it/change it. =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:17, 21 March 2009

O i didn't even know i thought i made it up o well...nah it can stay thanks alot!! hope it gets some feedbacck...btw i LOVE my page i added some more pics too thanks for making it so awesome-- - StonedJeff TALK talk to me 15:03, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Message[edit source]

I submitted a number of articles already on this site. I could not stop reading and laughing at the truthfullness of the articles. It's about a site like Uncyclopedia made it on the internet. I cannot tell you how many assholes there are in this world. There are a lot of smart assholes too. I will focus my articles on them because assholes come in all shapes and sizes. Don't worry, I will be very funny and not mean. Is it possible you could read my submitted articles and tell me if I need to further revise them? This way, you can let me know if I went too far. I have the tendency to do that. – Preceding unsigned comment added by BlueHighlander (talk • contribs)

Sure, I'll leave you another message on you talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:02, 21 March 2009

Meat[edit source]

I started my article. Can you take a look at it please? TALK FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 06:47 23 March 2009

Cool. Love to. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:01, 23 March 2009

need an article on Se7en movie[edit source]

(self explainitary) --203.36.108.27 00:07, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can come up with. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:02, 24 March 2009

You are pissing me off[edit source]

Not only do you use VFD to pursue a nasty little vendetta against an admin a few weeks ago, you're now editing archives and reverting me. Your reputation really does you justice, I'm going to revert the archive edit again, you're welcome to contine the discussion aomewhere else the discussion there is closed. End of.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:21, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

You want to allow MrN9000 to call me stupid and then render me unable to respond? Um, OK cool guy. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:23, 24 March 2009

Two seperate issues, one go talk to MrN9000 of he has pissed you off, second one making VFD operate well, that can't really happen if theres little private feuds on archives, taking up poopsmith time etc. This is straightforward to me, I ask that my time here is not spent dealing with this sort of thing. Thanks and peace:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Answered on both talk pages ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:38, 24 March 2009

Hey.[edit source]

Extra thanks for nomming. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

No, no... THANK YOU! And I especially thank your huge penis ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:18, 30 March 2009

HowTo:Get Over Jenny[edit source]

Zana I took your review advice and now the article is finished and up for VFH. (PS thanks for the good review. I got 2 reviews after that and they coincidentally went up by about 5 points each time. 30-35-40)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Also... This is on VFH, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:56, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder[edit source]

Hi Zana Dark, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:21, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Help with sig[edit source]

Could ya help me get an awesome sig? Thanks. Kinda new. hah. HouseMDfan

Answered on user talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:45, 5 May 2009

Please Go Here[edit source]

And tell your friends--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Uh, Zana[edit source]

It's great that you're helping out a new user and all, but the reason I moved HouseMDfan/sig is because it's not supposed to have that title. That puts it in the main space, and it should be in the userspace. It's just a naming convention thing. Any particular reason I shouldn't delete the mainspace page? -RA HB 06:31, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

OOPS! My bad homie... totally could you please delete them? love your penis, thanks ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:35, 3 May 2009

Heh, no worries. -RA HB 06:40, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Im sorry but was that a confession? I was gunna say somthig but it might not be all that straight as i want it. Dammit, I caught myself but to late. Those penis jokes are sneaky aren't they -— soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 15:34, 5 May 2009 (UTC)