User:T3naciously

"Let's all get high!"

Hey, <insert name here>, please check out the article that I worked feverishly on: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/Yo_Gabba_Gabba

I Gabba Gabba!

Do you Gabba Gabba?

Yo Gabba Gabba!!!!

“In Soviet Russia, T3naciously rapes <insert name here>! ”

~ Russian Reversal on this profile page

A Small Section About Yours Truly[edit | edit source]

So, you want to know all about me, eh? Well, for starters, I'm Canadian. I'm also caucasion. I don't enjoy being part of Canadian Steotypes, but eh, what can you do? I really don't think anyone's going to read this bullsh*t, but I'll keep talking anyhow. You've got nowhere to go, do ya, <insert name here>? Nope, you do not. FEEL MY WRATH OF BORINGNESS, and may your head asplode into a million peices that resemble Reese's Pieces!!!!

What's the Big Deal?!?[edit | edit source]

This guy slept with your mom. Youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I mentioned before, I'm Canadian. Now, you may be wondering why I chose to write an article about Yo Gabba Gabba. I chose to because I have two younger siblings, who eat that shit up. Naturally, any mention of children's programming PISSES THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME, therefore (and henceforth) I enjoy poking fun at Nickelodeon.

Education[edit | edit source]

You don't really need to know my age, do you? But, if you MUST, I'm.....sorry, not going to tell you. There are a few reasons for this:

You may be a pedophile.
You may be an alcoholic.
You may be a pedobear.
You may be an alcoholic peodbear.
You may be Micheal Jackson.
You may be Tom Cruise.
You may be Zapnorrg, my arch-nemises from planet Cryykktomrrparrrt 6.
You may be a man, and everybody knows that men have penises, and penises lead to pregnancies.
You may be the leader of China.
You may be just plain nuts.

Tell Me MOAR!!![edit | edit source]

No. All I can tell you is that I'm an Animation Student who hates all childrens shows. My favourite cartoons include Spongebob Squarepants (just the first few seasons.....his voice is fucking annoying now), Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, King of the Hill, The Boondocks, and the list goes on and on.....

Hey, what were you expecting? When you're into animation, you've just gotta watch cartoons. It's illegal not to....how else would you steal ideas and create The Mighty B or Coconut Fred? DUH.

Are You On Crack?[edit | edit source]

You could say that.

Y0u'R3 J00sT @ n00b @nD I h@^e teH MAj0R HAxx0R SK!!LLZZZ[edit | edit source]

Correction: I do not talk like a n00b. The only reason I'm a n00b is because I just joined yesterday. However, I know some basic code shit, and in my spare time I build computers (and I'm a girl, so take THAT, sexist uncyclopedia).

If I were a n00b, I'd say things like,

“OMFG lookit my UBER testicle BOOOXXXXX yahhhhh <a noob = "no code">NO CODE SHOW</imanoob> OMGAWDZ WHUDDAHELL my box IT NO WORK dammit I am so cool OH FUG DAMMIT IT SOOO freaKING st00pid lololololROFLMAO!! LLAMA!!! LLLLLAAAAAMMMAAAA!! ROFLMFFFFAO!!! ATTENTION!!!”

~ Some n00b, claiming not to be a n00b