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- I miss making sandwiches with you Tom. They banned me on IRC for nothing, I don't know if and when I can write again... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- You can write anytime you like.
- Great time to have writers' block huh? Well, I miss the idle chit chat, so I guess I'm screwed... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- I got paranoid again. Stopped takin' calls all together. Scared just bein' here.
- Sorry to hear that. I'm finally settling into interview mode... It's been a rough two weeks. Rough holidays altogether. Don't worry though, I'll be here for you ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:48, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- Good night & Good luck.
- Good night & Good luck.
- Sorry to hear that. I'm finally settling into interview mode... It's been a rough two weeks. Rough holidays altogether. Don't worry though, I'll be here for you ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:48, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- I got paranoid again. Stopped takin' calls all together. Scared just bein' here.
- Great time to have writers' block huh? Well, I miss the idle chit chat, so I guess I'm screwed... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- You can write anytime you like.
Welcome back[edit source]
A cage fighter such as myself must say this, or something pot-related might happen. Aren't you the little crack-baby today? 23:20, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks, good to see you've gotten into the habit of this. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:35, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Hey![edit source]
Welcome back! (And I think they unbanned you fronf IRc. I think.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
- Thank you! I think I'm still banned from IRC, not sure why though... :D ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY![edit source]
Award moved to userpage
- 1 year older and none the wiser. XOXO ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Enjoy![edit source]
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There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! |
Save it, it will come in handy when I come and visit you! - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 01:29, Jan 12
Welcome back *sigh*[edit source]
- Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
- Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
- Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again!
- Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding!
(Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 15:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
- Wanna come to my house and play pool? --Uncle Dee 04:03, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Where are my bouncy tits?[edit source]
Ahem. Excuse me Zana, I couldn't help noticing that all the other discerning voters who agreed that your poetic contribution was feature-worthy were rewarded with a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on their talk page. I suspect it must be the "classy" grey sig that's so easy to overlook (or the fact that, when it comes to matters of being shown tits, I am usually ignorified) but there does not appear to be a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on my talk page. Could this situation be remedied, do you think? I only ask for the tits I feel I deserve! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
THINKER Loves You[edit source]
Mmm.. Zana. A taste I'd savor for hours upon hours. Can she cook? I don't know. But with a rack like that, I certainly hope so.
Thanks for voting for me for Writer of the Year babe. I appreciate it from the bottom of my extremely masculine, very sexy heart. You'll get an extra special kickback for your support, trust me. ;) --THINKER 18:16, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
EPIC FAIL![edit source]
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| that tells people a user has been infinibanned. | |
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Hey Babe[edit source]
I was just hangin out, you know, playin Nintendo and thought I'd leave you a little love note. Kisses. ;) --THINKER 17:23, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Son of a bitch![edit source]
Damn, I'm bored, so I decided to stop flashing gang signs to random people on the streets, to stop masturbating to crappy amateur porn, to stop peeing on school property, and to stop writing crappy, offensive articles (all two of them!) to stop and say hi. You should feel graced! Colin "All your base" Heaney 23:18, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
...for signing my guestbook! 'Preciate it! - [17:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Wow...[edit source]
You worry, me. That's not a good thing. I'm impressed that you have achieved such a feat. Your definatly a woman, becuse YOU'RE PSYCIC!!!!!!!!!!!! you predicted it would be me visiting your user page. That or you've got a veryyy niftey program to adapt to the persons name, but even then I predict that you are a woman (or a very feminin (is that spelt right?) bloke...) can you teach me how to put picture's on articles because the walkthrough was a bit over whelming. NOT Adopt. I'm waiting for "Tom Mayfair" to get back to me on that. Thank you!!! --Jordan(ish) 16:14, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
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So, Zana Dark, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
Just because I care...[edit source]
- award moved to userpage
Thanks. Colin 
ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:03, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Hea there![edit source]
I know you! How's u? MrN 
19:18, Feb 25