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I saw your history and I see that your changing QVFD to QVFU, and also to QVFU2, Out of Uncyclopedia, I demand that you stop changing QVFD to QVFU, You can't change your fate by changing the name, It's there for you just accept it, Any attempt to change QVFD to QVFU will be reverted and if this keeps up i'll institute a ban for 24 hours every time you do it, and It'll raise by 24 hours every time you do it, That'll make you think twice before even doing it. Remember, I'm watching you. --NXWave 11:35, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

…·°º•ø®@» QVFU2'ed[edit source]

Template:QVFU2--NXWave 19:17, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

WELL: WHO THE fizzle DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Zena Dhark …·°º•ø®@» 08:02, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Looks rather like my username. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:49, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcome![edit source]

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Thanks. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 20:35, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Louis XVI[edit source]

Hi -- and welcome. Can you explain why you put a stub label on Louis XVI? The article has been finished for several months now.--Procopius 11:20, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

It wasn't a stub, it was a history label. I put it on there because the article is not that funny by itself - may be you should add illustrations. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 14:45, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

Regarding the Samurai Jack article[edit source]

If it will help, I can clean it up some. I'd really like for this to not get deleted after I worked so hard on it. And I never meant to come off with any vanity.

My intentions were only to parody the show's own pointlessness. :)

Hanyouman~

Just remember... Brevity is Wit. The article is too long and too broad to be funny. Make your points like firework finales, one every millisecond.

Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 23:51, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

Hum. I'm not sure if my humor (or wit) can always work like a firework, but if you can give me some examples and such, I would really appreciate the help. Sorry if the article was so long, though... but when I parody I can't always help being broad (my sense of humor tends to do that). I am still a newbie here, please go easy on me~

I have taken down the article for now so I can figure out how to improve it without it causing any mischief to anyone else's feelings or the staff itself. :3

Hanyouman~

Check out the Simpsons for a funny show satire. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 04:44, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Quote from the Book of Thoth[edit source]

Nice changes to the Tarot article, good to see it getting the TLC it needs. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Why thank you good sir. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 09:24, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Oh, go on then[edit source]

Because I like your chutzpah, and you remind me of me before I became all jaded and cynical (read:"became an admin").

Award Moved to User Page

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:32, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Gee thanks, no really... I appreciate it. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 18:39, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Thebes/Thieves/Theives/Theeves[edit source]

Okay, these articles seem to be interrelated, but I just can't understand the joke/humor/humour behind it. Care to explain to someone whose brain has been fried from class (like me?) —Hinoa talk.kun 20:21, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Accent marks and Pronunciation affect people's search results. What happens when you don't have spell check??? Zena Dhark …·°º•ø®@» 20:24, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Redirects[edit source]

Some of your recent redirects are hovering around the border where funny meets stupid. Please cast your eye over Beginner's_Guide/Redirecting before creating apparent non-sequiturs. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:28, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm always up for a good argument with the likes of you ;) Zena Dhark …·°º•ø®@» 13:26, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Um, yeah. Double redirects are a real no-no, though, such as Octupussy->Brunette->Sophia. So please, stop it, or at least check what you're linking to. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:07, 5 October 2006 (UTC)\

Do you prefer redheads? I'm a hybrid, personally. Zena Dhark …·°º•ø®@» 18:15, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Template[edit source]

I finally got around to making that template you asked for.

-- cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 03:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank You: I Love You Scott Zena Dhark …·°º•ø®@» 21:13, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Stop With the editing Chuck Norris article[edit source]

removing content from an article is just not cool... especially when you're only removing it because you don't like it so stop please and find something else to do. Cheers --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:01, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Since when does Microsoft have anything to do with Codpieces? the point is that what you're deleting has some amusement factor... and deleting that text does not enhance the article in any way, shape or form, and is thus pointless. 'nuff said, forget about it and just move on eh? --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Exactly, that's the way things should be done... you hold a public vote on it. anyway, I realise at the same time you also meant well, so no need to be so aggressive. --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Sig[edit source]

Hey, if you replace the code you've got in your Nicknames box (on preferences at the top) with {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Zana Dark/sig}} It should become neater in the edit box (when someone looks at the code) It also means that when you change this page it will change everywhere. Once you've replaced that, cross the raw signatures box below it. ~~~~ will produce ~Formerly Annoying Crap and timestamp. Thanks —Braydie 18:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

I pity the fool that add's boxes to shit...[edit source]

Thanks for the templates on Joe Camel and Retard. Please take a look at my other aticles --Dantoller 17:44, 2 May 2007 (UTC) and make them better....

Cool, will do... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Jabobahsajkal[edit source]

Jabobahsajkal is not a vanity page see http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+Jabobahsajkal&btnG=Google+Search only 2 search results Jabobahsajkal is the real father of Adam and Lilith he was accidently killed by Adam see Jabobahsajkal and later his spirit caused Adam's house to collapse

Yeah, ok retard. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Do you want me to rename it to Jabobi, Nesus, Joses, Klarbooi or Chuck Norris or something else and i was kidding about him seriously being the father of Adam

First of all, you should read these:

And then you should sign all your stupid comments with four tildes like this:

~~~~

~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

sorry i didn't use the tildes i usually do w/ wikipedia as for funny it is not funny but neither is the Athe article nor the Non-huffable kitten and several articles on Uncyclopedia are not funny at all but plz help me make it funny--Java7837 01:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Work on it in your sandbox here: User:Java7837/sandbox ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:04, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Blessed are the Cheese Makers[edit source]

Award moved to user page --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 07:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

What the hell?[edit source]

How is my userpage a vanity page? Cheddar Cheesia 20:46, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Whoops, my bad ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

The double redirect is part of the humor. That set of articles is a wiki representation of Russel's Paradox, which shows that the two are equivalent, something which threw the Math world into panic for about a decade. It's funny stuff I promise. Also, I've already run it by Olipro and he seemed to think it was ok. Please bring my articles back. Pullarius1 22:12, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I wasn't the one who got rid of them. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheese[edit source]

Yes, you did a very good job weeding the article, but you pulled out about 3/4 of what was there. I'd be happy to keep it there if you can reach some sort of consensus on the talk page, if not you could always try a different name (e.g. Cheese (whatever).) t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:03, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

And I should have pulled out more because it was borderline nonsense. Please contribute to my sandbox if you feel that things are missing. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, the article seems to be missing a certain flow. I'll see if there's anything I can do, and I'll put osmething on the article's talk page.

t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey your welcome.[edit source]

Hey no problem Pee Reviewing your Sloth article. However if you wouldn't mind reviewing my own work....T.O.A.S.T. No seriously I need you to review T.O.A.S.T. version 2.0 on pee review.--Dr. Fenwick 20:26, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Template Junk[edit source]

If you're working on templates, that's fine, but if they are outdate/not in use, send them to QuickVFD. Don't blank. You've been here long enough to know better. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 22:57, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

P.S. If you've decided that templates are your calling, make them funny and useful. And there's no place for vanity templates in the mainspace. If you need to make postcards and messages of approval, place them underneath your user page. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 23:20, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

VFD procedure[edit source]

You know that bit on the VFD page that tells you not to increase the number of articles on VFD over 15? Pay attention to that. Next time, it'll be a ban. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 08:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

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