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Have a ninjastar![edit source]
Award moved to award page
- Thank you! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:17, 7 April 2021
On VFH[edit source]
Hi Zana,
The thing is that you might be attempting to directly edit the VFH page, which is the wrong thing to do. You'll have to click on "VFH overview" first, and subsequently use the textbox there in order to start nominating an article for VFH. VFH entries are listed in subpages which can be freely edited by anyone!
Hope this clears a few things up. Take care, Cassandra (talk) 10:49pm April 16, 2021
- I knew I was missing something incredibly simple. Thank you - XOXO ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:01, 16 April 2021
Latina[edit source]
It appears that you're trying to 
Burninate! any links to Latina from the entire website. I would at least put it up for VFD first, before you start getting rid of all the links to it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:42, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Since when should the word Cuba link to Latina? I have plenty of other editing to do so go ahead and keep your masturbatory photos.
- Thanks, I will. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:29, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Why do I have to look at a bare naked ass when I am working on the quantum physics article?
- It is not naked. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:41, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Tell that to your daughter.
- Sometimes it is a naked ass, depending on what the template produces. And yeah that one could go either way. The fact that such an image is in the article on a complex topic like quantum physics is funny, as is the whole everything is " leading nowhere in the question of how to remove a ladies' swimwear", but maybe there is something funnier to put there instead. MrX blow me
16:48, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- i checked the template, and the thing that probably offended Zana is how naked women's bodies are being used as placeholders. As such, I'm not against removing those templates at all; replacing them with proper images is an absolute necessity. @Zana Dark: Just replace them with pictures of kittens instead, if you can't find any good pictures! Cassandra (talk) 05:02pm April 21, 2021
- Sometimes it is a naked ass, depending on what the template produces. And yeah that one could go either way. The fact that such an image is in the article on a complex topic like quantum physics is funny, as is the whole everything is " leading nowhere in the question of how to remove a ladies' swimwear", but maybe there is something funnier to put there instead. MrX blow me
- Tell that to your daughter.
- It is not naked. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:41, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Why do I have to look at a bare naked ass when I am working on the quantum physics article?
- Thanks, I will. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:29, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Agree with MrX. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:14, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- FYI if you read the Latina article, it basically calls every other Hispanic woman other than Colombian: 'trash,' or 'basura.' Not exactly the kind of comedic writing I would defend, I'm missing the laughter. I hope the new pictures are up to snuff. I struggle to see the necessity for smut on this website.
- Agreed. Uncyclopedia should never be a breeding ground for misogyny, especially when used out of a meta/self-critical context. That article definitely deserves a VFD. Cassandra (talk) 07:50pm April 21, 2021
- Cassie, your use of the term "breeding ground" in a negative context is offensive to parents (as well as anyone who was born). Please hit yourself 6 times and pray to Newssolini for guidance. MrX blow me 20:00, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- After reading through Latina, I realized how bad the article is. Jeez! This isn't Uncyclopedia Dramatica... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:34, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
- Cassie, your use of the term "breeding ground" in a negative context is offensive to parents (as well as anyone who was born). Please hit yourself 6 times and pray to Newssolini for guidance. MrX blow me
- Agreed. Uncyclopedia should never be a breeding ground for misogyny, especially when used out of a meta/self-critical context. That article definitely deserves a VFD. Cassandra (talk) 07:50pm April 21, 2021
- FYI if you read the Latina article, it basically calls every other Hispanic woman other than Colombian: 'trash,' or 'basura.' Not exactly the kind of comedic writing I would defend, I'm missing the laughter. I hope the new pictures are up to snuff. I struggle to see the necessity for smut on this website.
The latina article is garbage and humourless. I'd vote for in a VFD. ShabiDOO 10:23, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
- @Zana Dark: The article has been huffed, and now is a redirect. Cassandra (talk) 01:56am April 23, 2021
- Thank you, sorry for the drama. I just wanted the offensive unfunny pictures out of the mainspace.
- It's okay, I've been trying to eliminate bigotry, inappropriately placed -isms and inappropriately placed images too. Here, have a purple nurple for your anti-bigotry efforts! For deletion purposes, feel free to use VFD for this purpose, or alternatively just directly message me on my talkpage to report more "recent" bigotry and -isms.
- Thank you, sorry for the drama. I just wanted the offensive unfunny pictures out of the mainspace.
i just need a quick place to post this[edit source]
illogicopedia is dying as we speak ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 16:14, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
- so sorry for the ping. you where the first page up. got a rollback user taking care of it better than i could. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 16:24, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
- It's ok. I never use Illogicopedia tho, sorry.
UnSignpost delivery[edit source]
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:40, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
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Thank you[edit source]
Templates[edit source]
Hey! Would you please take a look at the mess I made to Template:Infobox country? I was trying to get it to do that thing where it will say "Capital and largest city" in one item when they're the same by copying some stuff from wikipedia's template, but it now shows 3 items: Capital, Largest city, and Capital and largest city (see Spain). If it's not possible to get it to work, no big deal, just please revert my edits to the template. Thanks! MrX blow me 
05:54, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
- Okay, I think I fixed it. It works on Portugal. I know this template looks 'encyclopedic' but it is terribly clunky. You can use {{Info/Place}} also.. I am fixing these infoboxes up - they don't have to be purple but the geography portal I'm working on is going to incorporate scholastic colors like mustard yellow and liturgical purple for educational consistency. Let me know if you need anything else. XOXO
Userboxes[edit source]
Hey! Thanks for helping with my userboxes, but they're still kinda messed up. They used to all be lined up, but now they're kinda staggered. If the templates are just messed up forever, then oh well I guess. But if there is something you could do/undo to fix it, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks! MrX blow me 13:41, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
04:10, 8 May 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, there are a few different ways. Please see Category:Spawn_templates and {{Userbox-2}}. I haven't made this template fully customizable yet but the functionality is there for you.
Hey there[edit source]
Hello Zana, and again, amazing work on the templates! Cheers! You can redo the entire covid template now or whenever you want to. You can completely change the concept too. Thanks anyway! ~ Kakun · talk 01:45, 17 May 2021 (UTC)
- Hey, thanks Kakun! I swear I was going to ask you before I did anything. I'll get around to it soon, I was just thinking of a flu/pandemic theme. XOXO
Update on math tags[edit source]
Hi Zana,
Sorry for the delay. I have successfully convinced JJPMaster to run one of their scripts. Math tags should now appear under the dummy <latex> tags. This, whilst kind of ugly, is way better than red text, and can be easily converted back into math format once Uncyclopedia's Mediawiki backend is updated.
Take care, Cassandra (talk) 00:52, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
- Thank you! I appreciate it. XOXO
q[edit source]
Why do you create pages whose titles are the same as other pages but with a slash at the end? JJPMaster 23:30, 27 May 2021 (UTC)
- They are usually minute utility templates, it's shorthand. I guess I could use descriptive titles but their use is too specific and limited to that article, so the link to the template is then just a {{/}} within the article. If the utility of the template is desired elsewhere they can always be adopted into the mainspace, but they are orphans at the point I move them there.
Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit source]
The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:
- Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
- Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
- Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
- Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
- Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!
To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!
Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!
Uh ...[edit source]
Why? --Brogo13 (talk) 20:34, 31 May 2021 (UTC)
- You are editing a featured article. Necessary edits only. I've told you already that many of the edits you are making are style choices of the writers'. If they were your articles you could choose to word them that way. I see that you have created an article from a Wikipedia spork. There are some typos in it and it needs some TLC or it might get deleted. I suggest you move it to your userspace and work on it there. I can do that for you if you'd like.
- Please don't. But do fix the typos. Thanks. --Brogo13 (talk) 02:29, 1 June 2021 (UTC)
Preach ate chew. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Brogo13 (talk • contribs)
cái đụ vậy?![edit source]
CĐV?!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheVeryHungryPotato (talk • contribs)
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Sierra Echo November Delta November Uniform Delta Echo Sierra, và hãy nhớ ký nhận xét của bạn với
~~~~.- Được!TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 14:28, 14 June 2021 (UTC)
Nile Uganda Deer Egypt Savannah Egypt Nile Tenrec-TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 14:38, 14 June 2021 (UTC)
Template:Infobox film[edit source]
Hello Zana. Something's terribly wrong with Template:Infobox film, the text rides the template, see Saw for example. Do you mind fixing it? I have no idea how. Thanks! ~ Kakun · talk 14:23, 14 June 2021 (UTC)
- Sorry, I've been working on the infoboxes trying to fix a mobile display issue. There are a lot of problems with the mobile stylesheet across the entire website. It should be fine now. If I break it, I'll buy it. Anyways, just reload. - winky poo
Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit source]
Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.
Good luck with your creations! Cassandra (talk) 23:26, 18 June 2021 (UTC)
Main Page[edit source]
Why did you mess up the Main Page? What possible reason was there for all these edits? What function do they have that was not there before? User:Toaster/sig 11:45, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
- You don't see the dynamic columns? Comparing the history, my changes are rather obvious. I'm not sure what 'messed up' means, I am a professional web developer. I corrected the spacing issues and made it look more like Wikipedia for the desktop. That is not an easy process, testing on different platforms including mobile devices. Hiring someone would cost you at least one shiny dollar, but you know... there's that rollback button. I kind of expected a 'Thank you', not a 'You fucked up' message.
- What are you even talking about? What the hell do you mean by "dynamic columns"? The columns already adjusted to the browser window size. The earlier design is much closer to the current Wikipedia look! There were no spacing issues, now there's a giant needless gap between the columns, and a whole lot of extra code that seems to accomplish nothing, at least in all the browsers I tested (Chrome, Firefox, Opera, etc.). And adding tables??? In the year of our Lord 2021!?? Professional web developer? I'd ask for a refund. User:Toaster/sig 12:23, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
- Yes but tinkering with the main page's design without consulting others is still not how things are done here. Usually these type of changes should be put up for a vote or would have to go through a general open discussion at the very least - you can't really blame anyone if they question you about the 20-or-so consecutive edits you just suddenly do unannounced to the front page of the site. It's also incredibly ill-mannered and unnecessary to victimize yourself and bring up your work status when someone asks you about your changes. Like, what? You could just, you know, maybe properly explain what you're doing and why it would be necessary without resorting to being dramatic.
- So, here's the thing. I'm going to rollback your edits - as you so brought that option up yourself - and you can place your improvement ideas up for a forum vote. Then, and only then, we'll see if the actual community of the site wants it. Zzz
12:33, 21 June, 2021 (UTC)
- I don't really care to argue about this in the forums. Obviously my changes were unwanted.
- The portals are not alphabetized and one of them just links to a page about Natalie Portman. I don't see any columns on pc, mac or android. For the record, I didn't feel like I was victimizing myself by explaining my profession. People are generally more respectful in the webdev world.
File:Penis with long foreskin 01.jpg uwu bao quy đầu ngon ngon, có thể có một ít pho mát ngon ngon.[edit source]
--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 12:11, 24 June 2021 (UTC)
- Penis Mignon du Fromunda. Yes, a tasty delicacy here in San Francisco. Bao quy đầu trẻ em chiên giòn là món ăn vặt yêu thích của giáo hoàng. If you ever go to a bris don't eat the casserole.
- Oh god no not a brit/bris.--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 14:00, 24 June 2021 (UTC)
Category:Articles to be expanded[edit source]
Hey! Before I huff this kitty cat, I just wanna make sure I don't mess anything up. It looks like it's still a part of Template:Fix, and maybe a few others. Can you please switch that cat to Category:Stub in the template(s)? I was gonna do it myself, but I saw that the word expansion was used a few times in some other areas of the template that I only mildly understand, and I didn't wanna make a mistake. Thanks. MrX blow me 15:10, 24 June 2021 (UTC)
- Ok, all done. Thanks for being thorough. XOXO