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Since you're back and already acting pretty confrontational, I think you oughta be reminded of this. So yeah, try to get along. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:49, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'm just wondering, who governs you TKF? You're kind of violating rule #2, and I like dick. What do you want from me?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:53, 7 February 2012
Zana! Hey...I slept for months in a sleeping bag outside TKF's pond to have your ban lifted. Don't disappoint me? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:23, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
She just needs/likes a good spanking every now and a again. :) I have ordered an extra shipment of paddles this month. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:46, Feb 8
Mr N9000 Jung practises what he diagnoses.

"Show me a sane man/woman/Zana and I will cure him/her for you. " MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:22, Feb 8


Zana Dark[edit]

Oh dear. So I did waste those months lobbying on your behalf by TKF's pond? Now you are cast into the void forever with Gompy, Gouncy, NXWave, Another Noob et all for article about shit?? What a sorry bunch to roam the wilds with. I still wish you well elsewhere but Uncyclopedia's wobbily gates have been shut on you and Doctor Skullthumper has swallowed the key. He shows no signs of wanting to regurgitate that anytime soon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:21, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Since I am on the legal team, if you would like representation I would offer my services for lots of money and other things you may guess (this is to both Zana and Romartus). I've looked at the facts of your case -- Zana'z, not Romartus' -- and believe you were in the right. But I cannot go ahead without your approval, as legalese things lawyers know stipulate that. If I am right about how I read the facts, then you know I am right and will be glad someone else can see them. If I misinterpreted them, please ignore this and accept your warrented punishment like a lady. Writing this will count as an hour of work, time's money, lots of it, or other things. Aleister 20:49 15-2-'12
The whole thing seemed a little fishy, but then it was all explained to me, and didn't seem fishy anymore. Now it seems really fishy. She was banned just twenty minutes after I was told I should worry that Zana Dark might be banned before she has a chance to score the articles in Happy Monkey.
I don't think that any of the admins planned to set her up and ban her, though it seemed very clear that finding a reason to ban her would bring them great pleasure and the final act of banning her would be the ultimate orgasm. Now that its done and over with, I doubt any of them will budge about this, even if the evidence shows she was damned no matter what she did. At the same time, some of her behaviour since she was unblocked was rather provocative, but then, same with the admins insulting her when they did the ban, and the admins weren't particularly amicable with her when ordering her to do things. I suppose antagonism between an admin and a user, mutual bitchy provocative antagonism, will always result in the user being baned and end of story. Pity. :( --ShabiDOO 23:13, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Zana's comments in the log are not the best (see via my talk page as supplied by Aleister) but I have made a request on Doctor Skullthumper's page for a clarification on this particular ban. Knowing something of Zana, even if this was revoked, it is possible we will have as much chance of changing her attitude here as trying to dissuade a kamikaze pilot from flying into an American aircraft carrier. There was only ever one winner in those battles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:04, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Out of curiousity, what exactly did she do?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:02, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Check my user page to see the rest of this discussion. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:52, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

So then?[edit]

Waiting for you to come back. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:32, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit]

Authentic MrN9000 pants.

This time.... WE NEED YOU. Really. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:14. Apr 20. 2013

(Block log); 19:17 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked MrN9000 (talk | contribs) with an 
expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(Violation of ToU)
(diff | hist) . . m User talk:Zana Dark‎; 19:17 . . (-225)‎ . . ‎SPIKE (talk | contribs)‎ 
(Reverted edit(s) of MrN9000 (talk) to last version by Zana Dark) [rollback]
What just happened?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:31, 20 April 2013
I'm confused about this  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:36, 20 April 2013
I'm not an admin on Wikia any more. I quit there a few weeks ago... "SPIKE" has lost his mind and has forgotten who he is, what he is doing, and who his friends are... Also. FUCK YES. ZANA DARK IS BACK. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 06:51. Apr 21. 2013
It's weird over there. Who runs this site?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:21, 21 April 2013
Runs which site? there, here or in between? There = wikia. Here = as with Uncyc, all sysops are equal. No one "runs it". When the site forked many users helped do various things but I think a lot of things are currently in Lyrithya's name. That does not mean she has any more power over anyone else. My understanding is that NO ONE on this site has any more power over any other. With the exception of me over you. Obviously. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:39. Apr 21. 2013
A loose cabal that generally includes Lyrithya, Legoktm, Jack Phoenix, Emufarmers, Zombiebaron, Hotadmin4u69 (who used to be EMC, long story), Dawg, Skizzerz and myself, although some of us are just there because we look pretty. /me twirls hair. Lyrithya is the one most like an "owner" of the site as things are mostly in her name and she's been paying a lot of the hosting cost and such. Also welcome back and excuse the fact that I just arbitrarily butted into a discussion on your talk page that didn't involve me at all :D (AGH EDIT CONFLICT. I'm not even going to bother to read the other edit, because it took me long enough to link everybody >_<) -RAHB 19:40, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
Also what MrN said :P -RAHB 19:40, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
Terrible when people copy you. :P As we were disusing earlier... That's why penis (normally) points south, whereas RAHB has had his penis specially configured so that it (normally) points north. It's all about freedom of expression you know. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:43. Apr 21. 2013
Yeah, I used to be EMC but then Wikia screwed up hard and locked us all out of our accounts. So I had to make a new one. Then we were able to log into our old accounts but I forgot the password. Also, welcome back! --EMC [TALK] 19:46 Apr 21 2013
I just thought that you thought that it was sexier. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:26. Apr 21. 2013
Wait... You had me at 'penis.'  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:48, 21 April 2013
Now that is something which has never been short of supply. If you trawl around the forums you will stumble upon various ones which discuss various things which have happened. Mostly due to various people being dicks. Nothing has changed much really... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:20. Apr 21. 2013
PurpleDickVote.svg The penis rules all! And I wouldn't say my new name is sexier, but it is definitely hotter. --EMC [TALK] 22:20 Apr 21 2013

Holy cow[edit]

Hey Zana! Nice to see you!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:40 4.21.13

Hey who are you... Eric? Are you here to nominate me for adminship?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:12, 21 April 2013
Um, eh no. But I'd love to see you become one in the near future. Personally, you're one of my favorite writers I've seen. I joined in September, but stalked the site since March 2011. Um, at least now I know Aleister is a filthy liar haha. She said she was you.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:25 4.21.13
Strange, I always thought Aleister was a dude.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:40, 22 April 2013
Idk, but she/he sparked a whole controversy involving me, you, and herself/himself about a month ago. Lemme check for the link real quick.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:47 4.22.13
[1]  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:58 4.22.13
Ahh, this is the file I made for Aleister. I think he either has the hots for you or wants to be me. Possibly both. Cool kid, that's a bit strange though.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:37, 22 April 2013
That is really strange... --EMC [TALK] 03:09 Apr 22 2013
Aleister is Trisexual. He will try anything sexual. Did someone just call him a "cool kid". LOL. He's going to be so pleased! He's probably older than all of us put together... :P MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:42. Apr 22. 2013
Don't forget to scroll down, it got tastier. Leverage (talk) 18:03, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
Ha, ha! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:45. Apr 22. 2013
Welcome back Zana. If you get banned at one site, there is always the other sandpit to visit. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:06, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

ZANAAAAA! YAY! Do you realize how I fought for you when you were unfairly permabanned, and then told people I was you just to keep your legacy alive!!! (first on the wikia site for awhile, I was you there, and then here when I was questioned like a caged animal). Great to see you again. And yes, I'm a guy, and was just playing with Sir Peasewhizz head a little more (hahahahaha). Will have to talk more, but it's good to know you've risen from the UnTomb. Aleister sometime later that same month

I heared you are back[edit]

Will you please adopt me? Madclaw @ talk 07:59, 22 April 2013 (UTC)

Careful mate. She kinda adopted me once, although she did (obviously) get banned shortly afterwards. As usual. However... If you are very lucky Zana might consider taking you in. She knows her stuff! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:47. Apr 22. 2013
Adopt me too. I'll bring along my sisters and brother and we all can live in your castle and eat crumbcake and tell jolly stories all day long. Aleister
Aleister you are too old to be ridin' my paper trail. Git, ya mooch!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:15, 25 April 2013
Adopt me too. I'll bring along nobody. I'm lonely. IFYMB! 22:20, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
Ok, you noobs are pretty demanding.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:06, 26 April 2013
I got adopted by Zana once, and I'd say I turned out fantastically. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 00:42, Saturday 27 April 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

I also hurt your back[edit]

Hi and finally! Looking forward to working with you again. I'll be on as soon as I get an idea worth the while, or seemingly so as they more often are. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:31, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

Thx Multi.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:16, 25 April 2013

Have a look[edit]

So - I raised this thing from the dead with RAHB, Kippy, Strainj and CatTheColourful --- the whale bones/Dylan/popes thingy started with RAHB's and Kippy's ideas which we somehow managed to patch together into something pretty OK in my opinion. When you have time, have a look just to see how we went about it. There are many loose ideas now hanging there, waiting to be written and expanded or scrapped. Let me know if you like any of them as basis to start working into whatever might come up, or if you have other ideas you see as expandable. In short (I think I discussed this with you back when, too) my idea is to parody media practices: an issue is found and fought over by using different kinds of propaganda, like fabricated evidence, opinions presented as fact, and so forth. More interesting to the reader than random articles in my opinion. Also it gives the possibility to change the tone while staying inside the subject, writing shorter articles while keeping the whole series long (an improved way of milking the idea, if you will)... many advantages to it the way I see it. The explanations on the SoS front page are for those new to the idea - I think you already had the picture back in... 2009? Time are flies. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:10, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
Note that the propaganda content is not at its highest yet in the Dylan/whales series - there was no proper point/counterpoint/no u/no your mom -type writing yet since the whole deal was nonsensical enough. Also I ran out of steam myself. Also and too as well: let me know when you'll be on IRC since that's the way I like to collaborate. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:13, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey Zana-Banana[edit]

Can you make me a kick-ass cool signature?!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:02 4.27.13

Sure, I can make you a sig... It's probably gonna take me a couple weeks. Just sayin.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:10, 27 April 2013


Romartus has featured your Lurking on the other site for today. I'd never read it before, good page. With a touch up of a red link or two it should be ready to launch here as well. Since I can "sense" lurkers reading this as I type it I will make this short. Aleister 11:32 29-4-'13

Thx Aleister, but my lawyer told me I shouldn't talk to young boys like you.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:23, 2 May 2013
We'll not snitch on you. Besides you already did talk to him. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:29, 2 May 2013 (UTC)


Thanks for your half-vote on Wotm, even though it was only half, 50% is better the 0%. IFYMB! 16:12, 4 May 2013 (UTC)

I would have gave you a full vote as my noob, but Multi gave me chocolate. Next time make sure it's at least 70% pure cacao.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:14, 4 May 2013

Some Zazz needed[edit]

Yo, let me know when you would want to IRC and write some. I have a couple of ideas that would benefit from someone else's style - and that someone is you. I'm on IRC right now, for instance. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:45, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

I'm still on IRC. It's lonely. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:29, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
Sorry Multi, Im working with only my test pc at the moment. No IRC and I'm using GIMP to edit potatoes.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:45, 6 May 2013
All right; another time then. Let me know when you have things sorted out / feel like writing. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:47, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

Wait, who unbanned you?[edit]

Welcome back and all that. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, May 8 '13 2:07 (UTC)

 Thanks Frosty?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:15, 8 May 2013

Sig creation[edit]

If it's not to much, I was wondering if you could create a C00L sig for me, so I can become extra super C00L? IFYMB! 22:05, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

Indented line

Your New and Improved Signature[edit]

Here. To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:IFYMB!/Sig}}<small style="color:#0099ff"> {{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</small>
Looks like this right now: ~User:IFYMB!! 00:20 9 May 2013
  • ! ! Since I added the timestamp directly to your signature, from now on just sign your name using only three tildes, like so: ~~~ ! !
I hope you like it. I made it super obnoxious-like.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:20, 9 May 2013
Woah, it is amazing. Thanks you very much. ~User:IFYMB!! 04:21 9 May 2013
What - you love her? That's sacrifice! Who do you think you are? Jesus? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:23, 9 May 2013 (UTC)
Yes. ~User:IFYMB!! 05:49 9 May 2013


You know what I need, don't you? Templates. I loved those you made for UN:LEGAL. Also, I've been pining away not getting to collaborate with you. Is there no way to get your IRC going? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:19, 31 May 2013 (UTC)

No IRC yet, sorry Multi.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:29, 3 July 2013


Are you actually back? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:02 27 June 2013

Nah. She's front. I'm back. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Jun 28 '13 21:25 (UTC)
Who's back-to-front? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:31 28 June 2013
I guess I'm here about once a week..surfing is my life at the moment. How are things? –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:28, 3 July 2013
You need to vote on VFH... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:45 8 July 2013

Just a random question[edit]

Hello! Are you Russian in any way or do you speak Russian? Anton (talk) 21:40, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

No, sorry, I wish..I once dated a guy with Roman hands and Russian fingers, but we were never very serious.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:29, 7 July 2013
Ok, then why such a username? (Joan of Arc => Zhanna D'Arc (Rus.)) Anton (talk) 14:33, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Yes, I have the same birthday as Joan of Arc (Epiphany)..Thank you for noticing :)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:29, 8 July 2013
Ok. Anton (talk) 14:35, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

PLS Winner...[edit]

I sent you an email recently, but haven't heard anything back. I owe you money for your win in the "Best Rewrite" category of the 2013 PLS. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2014.01.06.23:34

I updated my email but it may take awhile. Try again in a few days? I thought the cash prize bit was a joke.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:54, 12 January 2014


Hi, just letting you know that since you don't seem to be active these days I've moved you from the list of active adopters to the list of inactive ones. If you should become active again, you may want to move your name back to the active list. Hope to see you around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:33, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Is it true...[edit]

..about that thing with you? JFC 01:59. Jun 9

Depends... you know, like adult diapers?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:16, 9 July 2014
Yes, but did you know you were actually talking to Jesus? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:27. Jul 9
Where have you been? Are you going to return and build another noob army? We need your help! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:38. Jul 9


You're not dead. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:49, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

This is my mother you are talking to! Seriously. Zana was the first person on this wiki who ever contacted me and showed me some love. I was adopted by Andorin who showed me the ropes, but Zana got herself banned fighting over me with Andorin. I typed out my first Uncyc rant to Gwax trying to get Zana free... Apparently Zana had been doing other naughty things and so had it coming anyway. ... I fell in love with Uncyclopdia that day. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:21. Jul 9

The shits[edit]

This turd is right up your ally, and is currently trying to avoid being flushed on VFH. It needs your specialist skills in polishing. We also have a Bidet which you could scrub down as it's also on VFH. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:44. Jul 9

You are so sweet, I've missed you MrN! I don't really have much time to edit these days, but i will see what I can do. ;)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:09, 10 July 2014