User:Aleister/archive18

howdy Al

You mentioned that there are a bunch of pages with pop-up images that aren't hidden properly. If you can get me a list of those, I can just make a template and use it to fix those articles. As a matter of fact, there's probably already a proper template, I just need to find it. But, yeah. List. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 6 '13 6:28 (UTC)

Thanks. You mean "fix" by removing the images as in Cemetery of the Absurd (boo) or actually code-fix them so they go back to being hidden (yay!). And shouldn't the code be fixed on the entire site, so imbedded images stay put? Some pages I can remember are Never on Sunday (sigh, I miss the in-edit choices, when you start typing and the article name comes up, I wish wikipedia had that too), People Who Like to Fuck Naked, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts, a few more, I put single ones in lots of page. I'll get back here on that, thanks again. Al 11:58 (yay, the clocks back in the corner, woo woo!) 6-1-'13

p.s. Ghosts never seem to play fair, lots more. I went through a period where those were another layer of the joke or satire. I put a great Lincoln one somewhere that made me laugh and laugh. Pearl necklace has some near the bottom. I think Warm piss water has a couple in the See also. Ah, and James Bevel (check out when he was walking around with a noose around his neck, he did that for a long time). Enough to start, although I'm sure there's more.

I didn't remove the pop-up images from Cemetery of the Absurd. I put them inside <span>s instead of <div>s. Go through the article. You'll find them! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 6 '13 12:13 (UTC)

Ah, my mistake, and thanks for offering to go through more of that busy-work. I'll check for more right not, try to shake my memory as I look over the page titles. Al

p.s. I'm laughing at the juxtoposition of the two pics at the bottom of Warm piss water, perfect. I want to find that Lincoln one. p.s.s. Ah, it's in Bed, along with a lot of other overlapping pics. They took a long time to load, so when you look at them wait a few seconds for all of them to come up. Kind of like them all sticking out like that. (Also two releated pages, Disguise and Disguise/disguised, and Above Top Secret where the images had gone see-through.

{{PopupImage}} by the way. Nominally Humane! 12:26 06 Jan

Thanks Puppy, I'll have to practice using that. The day moves along, and I must to. Al

Americans

Would an American get the idea that Indian speakers of English over-use the gerund form of the verb and often say 'please' when we wouldn't? Or is this a bit of a Britannical joke? UnNews:The new looks sweeping the Muslim world Leverage (talk) 15:11, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

I don't know what a verb is (true, if you asked me to define it I couldn't, and please don't try to teach me). And I actually don't know what "gerund" means, or what Americans think, so this whole message is so far over my head that doves cry - and I can't even hear them! Al 16:26 that day

p.s. I just looked up "gerund" and it's gibberish to me. I'm not kidding, parts of speech are a stupid concept in my universe, they really have no meaning to me.

I wasn't sure of your nationality and was curious so I wrote you :D . As for the grammatical jargon not to worry. I actually slipped up in calling them gerunds, but that is Spanish getting to me. Basically I meant overuse of words ending in -ing. Anyway, did you think it funny? That's maybe more important.

Yes, it is a very good page. Clever, interesting, and unique. My nationality? I'm half eskimo and half some kind of asian/aboriginal mix. It's confusing at parties when every side of the family shows up, and Uncle Ji always manages to sell snow to my dad, who's not very bright for a man who knows how to skin and cut up a walrus with just an icicle. One not very interesting suggestion on the news page, maybe you can link the word you use (I forget what it is now) to a wikipedia page. I'm one of those strange birds who likes to educate the readers and stuff information in their face and dare them to learn it, no matter how stupid they are, like my dad. Aleister (no clock in the corner, so it must be Thursday)

You'll have to excuse Al, Leverage -- he never met a lie he didn't like enough to tell. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 8 '13 21:21 (UTC)

I actually would have been disappointed if he'd said, "Oh, I'm from Maryland" or something. I think Uncyclopedians are like the serial killers in Sandman. You probably shouldn't get to know them. When it all goes wrong --Leverage (talk) 14:18, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Sorry 'bout that

>_<. I could swear I did that right.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 13:21 (UTC)

Jeez, it was fine, and funny. I need the practice using that code. I just don't understand how any of them can show up without naming the file within the code. I'll practice on James Bevel and some other pages I found, but might yell for help. 'Al years later

Some erotica for you

User:Leverage/The_Office:_Hillary_and_Barack And as the bishop said to the actress, I just don't know what section to put it in. --Leverage (talk) 20:54, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll read it later but know, after a quick look, it's going to be very good. Aleister 13-1-'13

:D

Aleister TẪLK ễDits

Do you like it?--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 04:02, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

I like most things. An interesting sig, thanks for making it. Maybe I'll bring my Zana Dark sig over (you do know I'm her, right? And I designed a sig for the Aleister persona). My problem is I write laying around most the time, and hitting those squiggly things causes me to miss sometimes and wreck havoc on what I just typed. Thanks! Aleister 16:37 15-1-'13

I thought you were a boy...?--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:36, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

That's hilarious. Of course I am a girl, Zana Dark to be precise. I was banned here but then took over the Aleister account and kept on going. AleisterZD 15:40 16-1-'13

Oh.. vote?! Uncyclopedia:VFH/I want a cookie?!!--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:06, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

Sniffle... thank you so much... I freakin' love you...--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:13, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

You only love me cause I'm a girl and you want some. hahahahahahahahahahahaha Al'r 23:18 16-1-'13

I want some. But with someone else at the moment. LOLOOLOLOL no. It's because you GOT ME INTO DA HOS :D   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:40, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

You still haven't made a decision for Panic at the disco...--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:28, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok done

You asked for this and this, unless I is mistakent. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 16 '13 2:34 (UTC)

Thanks a trillion! I'll bring the UnNews over later. I have to learn to do that. Aleister 15:41 16-1-'13

Hey

Hey I just Finished some work on my page and was wondering if you could check it out and tell me what you think, it's pretty awesome. Яeal Nigga Mak G (talk) 17:02, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

If you were a boy I would be kissing you right now (just kidding)

I am passionately kissing you to wish you a happy new year and thanks for bringing me to this site! And yes, things are going very well. I missed you, and I missed sharing my weird, adolescent humor with all the unappreciative jerks around here, as well as yourself. I had my birthday last Sunday, and it was fun. How have things been with you?
Your best friend, the dorky contralto 01:58, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

Thank you. And Happy Birthday! If I were a boy, or Roberto Carlos, I'd kiss you right back. In my case I'd be imprisoned, which is like a second home to me but I am in the middle of planning a couple of heists so staying outside has its benefits. How is your scorpion or moth or cicada article going, it made me laugh so much. I've been good, not writing many new things except UnNews, but I've been polishing things in progress, going from one to another. Things in real world stuff go well too, although many more of the moneys could be jumping into my pocket. Monkeys too. Watch out for bats in the house, so you can dance with them. Your weird humor is some of the funniest I read here, and the cicada page, polished like three diamonds, has no right not being featured. And we are still the "content free" encyclopedia? And look, I'm just Aleister on this site for real, even though I've used that name for a couple of years now. Good to see you, yay! Happy Birthday again! Just Aleister 12:27 19-1-'13

The cicada page has been going well, I have added a few minor edits and I am quite glad of the fact that on this website, when you put an image gallery, it doesn't have stop at four and then make a new row, because that was a big waste of space at the Wikia site. XD hahahaha, thanks again for bringing me to this site. -- the dorky contralto 00:21, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Ally

What was it you once said about me self-nomming and you supporting me? Hmm? Hmm? Leverage (talk) 14:07, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Well, I didn't read it because I know what a sick sick mind you have. Then after you pushed me here like a dog pushing a mouse off a gangplank, I read it, and it was good as always. Still a sick sick mind though. Aleister much later on 25-1-'13

Unrelated to this thread and more related to what you posted on mine about follow ups - I would like to see a follow up in 6 months' time to Brown Rice. Two words: Affair. Couscous. Leverage (talk) 15:54, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Good idea, although the page concept is that he loves brown rice so much he marries it, but keeps eating it and other things too. But how about quinoa? I had my first quinoa two days ago and it is amazing. All the health food people and books are pushing it, and the sad news is that it's called "The Mother grain" in South America but many South Americans can't afford it anymore because it's in fashion in europe and America. I can vouch for it though, yummmmmm. I could get used to that. Aleister 21:14 28-1-'13

Despite being a veggie, I don't know that I have ever tried quinoa. Or even pronounced it faithfully. I read something on the guardian the other day about it being a Bad Thing. Maybe I will buy some soon and decide if it's nasty tasting and evil, or delicious and evil, the most alluring of all combinations. Leverage (talk) 21:27, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Another veggie! Yay! Have you read my Corpsearian? No, it's really good, at least to my taste buds. I can't describe it either, like nothing I've had before. You just boil water, then pour the quinoa in, cover it for 14-18 minutes or until the water is absorbed, and chow down. It's a big rage in diet magazines and those healthy men who talk on tv, so I'll have to research it more too. Are you vegan? I've been an off-and-on vegan (on since early September), because I get hooked on sugar easily and that leads to cookies and candy and every once in awhile cake. But haven't had cheese or whole milk or those weird things for a long time. Aljvepnve minutes later

God dammit, are you a girl or a boy?

Here's a little thing "Zana" made for me awhile after "I" got here

Make it clear for everybody!--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:18, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

You may not have understood my post to you a week or so ago. I am Zana Dark, a girl. I was banned a few times, got pissed, and came back under this stupid name. So yes, you can beat off to my image (the ape on my user page). I had to change my whole bleeping persona so as to avoid my enemies here. That's it in a nutshell (and I don't have them). Aleis'er 21:20 28-1-'13

Okay. Tell Shabidoo becuz he doesn't believe me >.< oh yeah and vote please? --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:24, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Shabidoo can find out for himself, if you know what I mean. I'll read the page, but no promises. I still can't wait until you actually take a couple of weeks to polish a page. Read my UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, seriously, read it. I consider that my "signature" piece here. Long before starting it I only had the title, and knew I'd write something to go with the title (the title is a takeoff on Ernest Hemingway's "Old Man and the Sea", and there are lots of kudos back to the book on the page) but didn't want to start it because I knew it was going to be my epic here, and would have to put in lots of time. What I did was jump in to one of our two-week writing contests, in order to push myself to write the page. And I did take my time on it, during the contest and long afterwards, until I felt satisified and it "clicked" that it was done )I still tweek it sometimes, like I do with Warm piss water, another story behind that one hahahaha). Anyway, with your talent you probably could have dashed it off in a week, so my point is take at least a week or two to polish one of your pages and you may learn the wonders of polishing (the brain will take you in a learning curve if it knows you're taking your time). Okey. Al minutes later

Okay, we having a master debate on IRC. If you're really Zana Dark. Then Log in as her and reply to this or something.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:40, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

fuck no! If there were "proof" then I'd be banned as quick as TKF could reach for his button. So no, I will have to be satisfied with five less features. Here's my "Zana" designed sig. And then there's the other thing I'll look up for you. [[user:Aleister in Chains/Sig - naw, can't find it, maybe it didn't come over. I'll look for it. ~   later

If this is for serious, please explain: why have you decided to announce your elaborate ban evasion now? -- The Zombiebaron 22:16, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

WHAT??? I couldn't hear you because of the light show. - Al 23:52 28-1-'13 Removed pic, that is one irritating gif.

You know who Aleister is? A funny signature below a funny comment. A weird writer with about a million features. Entirely capable of a) maintaing two distinct personas on here for ages or b) making it all up now to tease you guys. Who cares? If Aleister was Dana, I would suggest the subsequent years of writing his/her ass/arse off have kind of been a penance. And Eric, do you really want to find out that Aleister is a 34 year old mature student from Maryland? Or a 27 year old female photographer who works in a shop to pay the bills? Or a house full of twenty something roommates who take turns in writing weird articles on a lil site? Isn't it more fun not to know? My personal image of DanaZark is confused with Dana Carvey. I have stupid acoustic associations for most users. Isn't that more amusing than being able to say, "ZombieBaron is actually a rich kid whose father owns a property empire"?Leverage (talk) 07:43, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey, I want to be a rich kid whose father owns a property empire too! Aleister 12:56 29-1-'13

This is all well and good, but rules are rules unfortunately. (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 29, 13:03

As any discretion Zana made was on the Wikia site, the rules would imply you ought to ban Zana and Aleister from the Wikia site; they haven't done anything naughty here. If do you ban Aleister here, that would be admin/voter/editor/writer par excellence Romartus and writer/feature machine/message board charmer Aleister gone in a week, and I for one would wonder what the point of hanging around was. Leverage (talk) 13:51, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Don't worry Leverage, nobody is proposing that we ban Aleister. -- The Zombiebaron 19:22, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Forum:Ban Aleister. And I didn't think bots had a gender. And I don't edit at this site. Nominally Humane! 02:43 30 Jan

Ali is a guy. Funny topic though. --ShabiDOO 05:32, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

Did the Blue Fairy grant his wish after all? And why is there no interwiki link? Shame! Nominally Humane! 07:36 30 Jan

That Disney Wiki is pretty sophisticated. We should try to grab some of their writers to at least work on the Disney pages here. I've got the rope if someone can grab the cloroform from my tool kit. Aleister 17:54 30-1-'13

Collab on Twister?

How about it?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 21:47, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

That would be fun, although no promise of success or even a good joke. Is it the game, the movie, or about a tornado? I seem to recall a good article about the game already. Aleister 21:51 29-1-'13

The game. It is located at User:Sir Peasewhizz/Twister (game)--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 21:59, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

I seem to recall someone did a real good page on the game, but I can't find it. I'm not feeling this one, and you seem kind of stuck too. There's not much to say about it, unless it goes off into weird things with good illustrations. If you felt it the page would already be 8,000 words long and nommed for feature, so this is a tuff one. I'll "play" on it later. Maybe we can find that page I'm thinking of, wait, is it Socky's? Maybe, he may have started one and wasn't feeling it either. Let's see. Time to log off soon. Aleister minutes later

Okay.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:03, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

I haven't forgotten. Al some time on February 2

:D

Are you on and off on the new site and the Wankia?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:31, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

I'm on and off everywhere! I've been doing most of my semi-serious net stuff at Above Top Secret, and my satire stuff at uncy, and my sexting at my grandma's, and every once in awhile I sneak up and tie-up an unsuspecting virgin goat. Life in the fast lane. Al minutes later

Okay... sexting is fun. But fucking goats? Is that really how you roll?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:41, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

I think he is kidding. Nominally Humane! 12:40 08 Feb

Aleister is a he-she.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:43, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Goats have the cutest smiles. Give them a carrot or a head of straw and you've bought them dinner, there's just a matter of being "asked up" afterwards (just wag a few fresh tree leaves at them for that final touch). I forgot to mention that I do my "serious" (as opposed to semi-serious) stuff at wikipedia. And my sexting at grandma's, yes, that's true, and I run it by her for a cackle and a cookie. Al 16:06 8-2-'13

The world would be a devastating place if there were no virgin goats. --ShabiDOO 18:24, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Call it done?

Twister looks pretty wrapped up. Unless we want to add more..--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 21:53, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

I just went through it for clarity, spelling things, and odds and ends. Looks good, nice work, and thanks for letting me play on it! 'Al minutes later

You're welcome! You can nom it on VFH after I move it. Cuz, I'm gonna nom another of Dawg's articles. And I already have wut... um, 5 noms? Yeaahh--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 21:59, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Happy to do so. It was fun, even though the subject is so boring that neither of us rushed to do it, and Socky piled his story away for years. A' minutes later

Socky is a she... I believe?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:33, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Yes, she is. She doesn't tell too many people though. You are a perceptive Sir, aren't you. Alis 23:52 8-2-'13

Indeed, and you caught me drunk when I nommed The Black Parade. LOL.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 19:16, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

D:

I would never and am insulted. Mike the Great (talk) 22:25, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

Then there was a ghost in the machine and it is exalted. Keep your codes in your pocket and play nice with the natives. Or, on the chance this was a hack, write on and ignore the natives! Aleister 10:00 11-2-'13

Punning

I saw this requested article: Blade Runaway Bride and I am working on it here. Do you think it's funnier spelt like that or Blade Runnerway Bride? Leverage (talk) 14:11, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

This is one I'll enjoy reading, I can feel it in my bones. The shorter feels better although the longer is more clevererist, well, they're both good. Or maybe Blade Runneraway Bride? just spell out the whole thing, yeah, that's what I'd go with, it look good too. Thanks for asking. Al later that day

I think it's pretty much done for now. Take a look and tell me what you think. In the end I took some of your advice and forsook the rest; I went for BladeRunnerway Bride. I think there is still room to funny it up, but it needs a fresh pair of eyes. By the way, I just left a message for mnbvcxxz on the other wiki and saw your bit about pregnant women which made me spit up my soup. Which is weird, because I haven't eat any for ages. Leverage (talk) 21:32, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

A bit late to show you an article I wrote on Christmas, but it's reasonably funny. I guess

It's called UnNews:Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!' and it is an OK piece of shit, if I do say so myself! XD -- the dorky contralto 00:56, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

I liked a lot of it. The bra line had me laughing. The title made me laugh. The words in the article made me laugh. This is me laughing now. I will visit your talk page at some point when you least expect it, and bring oxen. Aleister 23:25 15-2-'13

Hey Ali

vagina

--ShabiDOO 14:34, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Are you hinting at something? Come over and bring pizza. Al pizza

You need to learn HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public. MrN 23:33, Feb 15

I've read it. Many times. Too many times. Maybe others will read it now. Al

I'm actually thinking about getting rid of my boobs again... MrN 23:40, Feb 15

You mean those birds you keep in your shirt? Al

You know... Going more streamlined. Anyway, what's hot on ATS these days? I should get around to creating an account on there one day. Can you link me to something on there you are interested in at the moment? :) MrN 23:48, Feb 15

You've had an account there for a long time, remember you were helping with the thread on my ATS page here. You are probably one of its long time members. I like the mars rock stuff, this guy found a thing that looks like a lizard and it's got a huge thread. There's also gigapans of Mars which are fun to poke around on. Then I found a tiny Abraham Lincoln in the right eyelobe of Abe on Mount Rushmore. For good ole England there are a couple good threads on King Richard. Lots of other stuff. They don't have a login-then-go-back-to-the-page-you-came-from-thing, so you more or less have to log in then find the page you want. I'll drop off a couple of those links, but if you're not signed in you get the barrage of ads. Back in a few minutes. Al

• Here's Mt. Rushmore
• The lizard rock on Mars, we've named him Hugo.
• Gigapans of Mars, new ones on every page, we have an OP who's very good at this. Then there are Pope prophecy threads, UFO stuff, a whole 911 forum but you likely know all that stuff, today's fave is the meteor which flew over Russia - fucker exploded and they have it on tape all over the place, it seems Russ drivers all have their cams going. It's actually kind of interesting, I'll grab one of the youtubes and pop it in here. Al

This one is good when the meteor is coming in, he doesn't catch the explosion though. Al

"You are probably one of its long time members" Conspiracy everywhere! I agree the terms "long time" and member might apply to me, but I can't even remember what the name of the account was that I created over there that time. :) I will see if I can recover my password or something so I can go back and whore Who built the moon more. :)

• Abe Lincoln... I can't see it in the zoomed view myself, maybe I'm looking at the wrong thing.
• Lizard Rock. Cool. That's a new one on me. I remember seeing things similar before, but that's the best one yet. Richard C. Hoagland is an article I have edited at bit, and you might like to check out if you know the dude. He has done a lot on Mars stuff. 19.5 and all that. Also amazing hair. Unusual for a consiprationally minded person... SeenC-SPAN: Buzz Aldrin Reveals Existence of Monolith on Mars Moon? I have not used this
• That meteor is awesome. Brown trousers time I think...
• I'm planning on focusing on conspirational type articles here for a bit. Need to do one on the great pyramid at some point. Also... We should consider doing a 911 article... RE UFO's... I'm doing a lot of research into Ayawaska at the moment. People have done tests in a lab... Given people DMT dimethyltryptamine... The people later say they were take up by aliens. Some people about 2 percent have naturally high DMT, and can do dis shit with out drugs. ;) Also there is real military stuff which is amazing... ;) Also... I don't know if you realise that you do need to edit Joint. :) I still think I should have gotten WotY for Ankylophobia. There is not justice. :( MrN 00:52, Feb 16

Your name on the site is an unsual one. It's MrN. When you come there we can talk on what they call u2u. You only have two edits, so actually you can sign up under any name you want and nobody will care. You need 20 posts to start a thread. I copied a 911 page that was VFD'd for some reason, and it makes a good template for a page. Joint? Never heard of it. I haven't read Anklophobia, and will do so. On DMT, check out Terrence McKenna's on-line lectures and presentations about it, and about almost anything in the field of mind-expansion substances. McKenna had an ability to communicate very well vocally, and his depth of knowledge has no comparison I've found. I never saw him lecture, or met him in person. Would have been nice. Ayawaska would be nice too, never did that one. If you have the chance..... I've read Hoagland, and have his main moon book. His on-line talks are interesting, and unusual enough to hold the interest. He should really add a lot more to his website, lots of the most recent stuff is several years old. Never knew about the buzz aldrin thing, I would doubt he confirmed monolith om Mars' moon, but maybe. I saw Aldrin talk once, and before he showed up this guy in the audience was talking loudly about having a relationship with him. I asked him if he meant a sexual relationship, and he got all flustered and "No no no, I didn't say that" - burn - . Aleister This page gets long, will have to archive it soon. Too many people shouting huge words, such as:

CHOCHO

--ShabiDOO 01:09, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

We need more long members. Nominally Humane! 04:21 17 Feb

Did someones say long members? In addition here is a video of Mars Monolith. In addition the great pyramid is more of a wind up than the moon. In addition here is Buzz Aldrin punches Bart Sibrel after being harassed by him. In addition, I just created MrN9k on ATS as I could not get anything else to work. In addition, some bastard already has MrN9000 on there. Bastard. MrN 18:05, Feb 17

Long members closing tags. I don't even know what that might mean. I've seen the BuzzAldrin punch, isn't that conspiracy of humans never having gone to the moon the stupidest thing on the planet. Aldrin just got sick of it. I've met him and talked to him twice, just to get a vicinity contact high, because when he's gone the first Men To Be On The Moon (in caps in my mind) will be gone! I called Neil Armstrong once to do the same thing, just to count coup on the moon guys (if I remember right I've talked to 10 of the 12, but met only two in person. I did meet the Russ fellow who was the first to walk in space). Rambling now. Have you seen the movie Ramling Rose, when Laura Dern gets in bed with that teenager and he gets her off? Then she's walking around town with "Dixie" playing? Now that's Rambling. Aleister almost time to archive this sucker

Onto Moon Hoaxes eh? you must watch this if you have not and think there is nothing fishy about the moon landings. In particular check out at 11 mins in. The thing with the flap being up or down. ... There is LOADS of total balls talked about the moon landings. I don't claim to know what happened, but some of the stuff in that documentary is rather hard to ignore. I have seen a lot of what is in this video debunked, but there are a few rather big issues which this guy raises which have not been dealt with. I have probably spent best part of several month looking into the moon hoax. As with all conspiracy you have got to wade through a lot of bullshit to find the truth, but having spent a while doing that. I'm confident that what NASA say happens, and what actually happens are not always the same thing. MrN 02:34, Feb 18

It's no use wading through any shit anymore...any critical analysis of the evidence of 911, moon landing, JFK assasination, creationism will debunk the conspiracies with overwealming certainty. Besides...everyone knows that Hiroshima wasn't actually atom bombed. It was Detroit Michigan! --ShabiDOO 23:40, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

I will keep wading thanks. ;) and... 911 was an inside job. There. Think that's the first time I have said that on Uncyc. :) MrN 17:50, Feb 21

Vote goddammit

Since you have 67 features, you could help some other people get features by making a vote run through? LIEK ON ANCIENT ALIENS AND STUFF?!!?? <3  ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:36, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

Yeah - you not voter you! Nominally Humane! 10:22 19 Feb

I go thru and vote periodically. To me whoring means to ask for a reading, not a vote. So I don't mind whoring if the person really thinks it's a good page, like that soap guy thing I did. But if I read a page and don't vote on it this may mean that if I were forced to vote I would vote no, which I don't like doing unless the thing is horrendous or something needs to be added. On your Ancient Aliens I agree with others that it can be very much improved, and that their are cliches in there. I suggest you ask MrN, who is an alien, to edit and write on the page, he would be a great addition if you can round him up. The bigger the topic the better it has to be. If you wrote James Madison it would have to be very good to reach feature status. A made up topic can be anything. There are thousands of potential features here (I wonder, we have what, a little over 2,000 features, and maybe a thousand others that could be featured or worked into featuring status, so overall the site is top-heavy in non-featurable material. Maybe all the quasi-featured should be featured with a little improvement, fixing of red links and spelling, etc. Just thinking out words typed (TOL)) Al 10:38 20-2-'13

Bug report in the forum

Are you still having trouble logging into the new site? I was out sick for a week, so I have no idea. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Feb 20 '13 1:48 (UTC)

Not trouble logging in, but if my cache is full (and I don't even know what that means) Socky explained how to clear it. When I do that it's fine for awhile, and I can categorize and muck around with search, but it seems to become unclear again quickly. This doesn't happen anywhere else on the web that I've come across, although apparantly I've never cleared my cache correctly until Socky told me how. So I owe him my life, and will serve him whenever he needs his boots cleaned or a person to pick his nose for him. Thanks for asking. In case Sir Peez reads this, I am still a girl. Al 10:26 20-2-'13

Ok. So I guess I can close the bug report?

Also, did you ever get the email I sent you, Al? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 22 '13 3:03 (UTC)

For MrN, moon hoax

Hello MrN, MN for short, or just r. Here is a link to a thread on ats that shoots down all the fake moon landing guys, and their bodies lie prone and unconscious on the moon. here is the smoking UnGun. There is a thread up now if you haven't seen it, it's the first on the main page, which shows rocks that many people think may be verterbrae discovered on Mars, and media is starting to discover it. This guy Arken likes to look at Mars pics and find things in them, and post them, and this one is a one-day sensation so far. I haven't seen you anywhere there yet, so if you post on that Arken thread I will find you and send you stupid messages. Al 10:31 20-2-'13

Meh. Na. That video looks like every other video trying to debunk it. I have seen hundreds. Really... What this guy does is the same thing which everyone else does who tries to debunk it... He debunks the easy stuff, but ignores the difficult stuff. Let's stick to just 1 point. There are many others which are outstanding, but... Let's just stick to 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo5w0pm24ic at 11 mins in. I have not seen this debunked. There is other stuff like it... How about the hasselblad cameras? They had the cross hairs fixed inside the camera. Only camera used on the moon.. Every picture taken on them MUST show the cross hairs over the top of the background. There are some pictures where the cross hairs are behind the features in the background. To me, this clear and obvious prove that there is some kinda trickery/doctoring going on. I'm not saying they did not go to the moon... I'm saying that I don't trust what they told us about it... Time I made a post at ATS. :) MrN 11:12, Feb 20

Seen this? I have seen footage of things like those orbs loads of times before, but this is the first time I have seen NASA admit to them. Could it be the Project Blue Beam is not far away? (MrN is sure Al must know all about Project Blue Beam....) MrN 16:42, Feb 20

That's nice, but very old (although just posted?) because they are talking about the shuttle Atlantis being at the Space Station, when Atlantis retired years ago. In real life I run Operation Blue Beam, and we often focus on your home just for the lutz. On the video, whyu don't you get your 20 posts in if you haven't already and make a thread about it! Aleister 21:15 20-2-'13

I'm obviously behind the times! You are right... I looked around more and managed to find videos going back to 2011... :( I have had my head in the pyramids for too long and did not notice that NASA now accept that there is something up there... Which probably means that there is not. ;) MrN 17:43, Feb 21

NASA does not admit that there is something "up there" in the sense of something super-natural or other-worldly or bananas. They simply admit that they cannot explain what it is. NASA wants to draw attention to unexplainable things as it renews interest in the spaceprogram and puts cosmonautic exploration into the forefront. The curiosity and aim for empirical knowledge will drive astraunots and scientists to investigate it until it is either explained as a natural phenomenon or accepted as something tentatively/possibly bananas. --ShabiDOO 23:12, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

LOL. So... What you are saying Shabidoo is.... There are no UFOs, however NASA says that there are Unidentified Flying Objects?  ;) For the record... I don't think it's "Alien". If you don't know about "Project Blue Beam", I recommend you find out about it... MrN 09:42, Feb 22

There are no UFOs, just FOs that are U. Nominally Humane! 10:47 22 Feb

Project blue beam literature should be sold in bookstores inbetween "The Alchemist" and "The Davinci Code" and not to far from ghost picture books, just below The Wizard of Oz. Theres a dragon in my anus...want to see my evidence? --ShabiDOO 19:59, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Re: Non-Revert

I have not re-reverted your revert on the other page. But I think a) Spike is too fastidious not to have noticed the effect (or even not to have known what introducing 1/2 does to a column sorted numerically) and b) It makes him look like even more of a prick and gives fuel to the boo boys who call it Spikeypedia and such things. Leverage (talk) 11:21, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

I didn't think that at all, I don't even think he knows about it because he was editing his own entry page and likely didn't look at the Hall page. I found it hilarious, and wanted him to see it and decide if he wanted to revert. Calling the site SPIKEopedia is an honoring of Spike, who has been tireless in his upkeep of the site and his sheparding of new users into semi-competent writers. I think what has happened is a false image of Spike has been built up here, and so the barbs are being tossed at a straw man while the real man is a credit both to his wiki (which benefits everyone here too) and to his race (Philipino). Thanks for bringing it up though, and maybe I'll nudge Spike to take a look at the Hall. hee hee. And I too thank God that Sir Peeswhiz doesn't know about it, and how to do it!!! Aleister 21:13 20-2-'13

Your favourite article in all the land is on vfh. Uncyclopedia:VFH/BladeRunnerway_Bride. And I pasted it in the old page too re your asking me to do that thing. Leverage (talk) 17:38, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Speak of the devil.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:53, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Nope, I will not give my vote until you see the movies and edit it from there. It is too good not to be better. Aleister 23:18 24-2-'13

Friends with BENEFITS

I think you should read my new article :D -- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:30, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Where is it? Is it that sentence? My new article is about Will Harridge and his secretary, Mary, but it's on user space. It's not a VFH type of page though. Are you aware of the Happy Monkey contest, and will you be joining it??? Thanks for the invitation in your section header here, but I can't just be friends. Maybe Socky will want to be a friend with benefits, she often is!Aleister 23:32 24-2-'13

Wuh? NO that wasn't an invitation! Look at Friends with Benefits. That is it. Yes, I think I might join HMC13.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:39, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Not an invitation? I'm hurt and my pride is wounded, and I must drink myself to sleep or use something similar. I will read your article now. Crying in my beer, Al minutes later

It's a long page, and I'll read it by tomorrow. Have to get dressed to go to the Academy Awards, where I'll be winning at least two of those Oscars tonight. It's very exciting, and I've cleared a space for them in my fridge. Al minutes later

Er, sorry Ally, I didn't mean it like that. >.< lol sorry. AND ACADEMY AWARDS?! Sweet.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:48, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Aleister. Is that you?

User:Multiliteralist/SoS I came back basically to see if this old idea of mine should lift off this time.

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