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Article: UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time	Score: 11
Nominated by:	Leverage (talk) 12:47, 20 January 2013 (UTC)
For: 12	For. Returning to the mother land for Christmas, I was bemused to see this story make the news, as the surgery in question did not seem that pioneering once you scratch around a little. The pictures are a bit Brit-centric, but I have nominated it for the last lines in the 3rd and 4th paragraphs, which I was happy with. sounds like a real jerkoff eh eh T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:57, 23 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Oh dear god. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:22, 23 January 2013 (UTC)  LOL! —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 23 2013 15:26.  For. Equilateralperil 08:33, 24 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Give this man a hand. Aleister no clock 25-1-'13  For. Yeah, I guess it works.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:58, 27 January 2013 (UTC)  For. --EMC [TALK] 00:23 Jan 28 2013  For. Snippy 08:07, 31 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Mattsnow 00:24, 3 February 2013 (UTC)  For. Strainj1 01:59, 3 February 2013 (UTC) Limp boner - It's limp because I just finished. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:39, Feb. 4, 2013
Against: 1	Against. Tries too hard to be a handjob joke.  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:35, 20 January 2013 (UTC)  Against. I find the notion that every man feels a compelling urge to 'get gay' with their own member offensive. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:31, 22 January 2013
Comments	Comment. Hurrah! Here we go, screaming into positive numbers. For those that voted against, I accept that it's smutty, but for me the comedy was more to do with the absurdity of having a transplant - having a hand on the end of your wrist that was not once yours, that belong to a now dead fella. I could have done an article about him brushing his teeth or having a thumb war with it the first time, but I am afraid my instinct is to lower the tone. Anyway, back to proof read my Nigga Teen patch artcile. Leverage (talk) 12:21, 23 January 2013 (UTC) Leverage (talk) 12:21, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

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