User talk:Uncyclopedian Again/Archive 2

I'm sorry.

I just saw the Vandal thing and couldn't resist getting Grueslayer blamed. If you need to, take me out of it. I'll go moderate other fights if I must. Conniving 15:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, at least they were okay additions. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Nevermore!

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more."

Special thanks for the nomination!

~ 16:43, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Er, How can I review that?

I don't get how I can review a stub. TheUnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination. Am I missing something? --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 03:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

It is a mess, which is a featured UnBook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Legion of Tortilla

Tortillian teachings state that Tortillism is compatible with all other religions, except BENSONISM. Here are your official membership templates, should you choose to join.

This User supports Tortilla The Hun's Jihad on BENSON.

This User has joined the Legion of Tortilla the Hun and proclaims the imminent downfall of BENSON.

May the Enchilladas be with you. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:49, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Actually Capercorn, Tortilla is a P*w*rsh*t like troll. I just attempt to stop his flamewars, then ignore him. Uncyclopedian: think first. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:14, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

BENSON sucks anyway. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Eh, everyone has an opinion. Anyway, just DON'T LET FLAMEWARS START. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

If you happen to contribute badly to a flamewar, you will be pushed down a rank. Same with Capercorn. and any Bensonites who flame against you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:23, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Unless the flamewar is on BHOP or is constructive, right? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Tortilla's flamewars are destructive. He's posting Anti-Benson junk in a BHOP. Not good. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Jason Hallameya

Did you hear? He's done with vandalising, and wants to HELP Uncyclopedia! He even told me on IRC that he may join the Grue Army. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

It is a good possibility, but I am still going to be cautious. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Thanks

For the constructive criticism on Industrialization. You get a gold "Thank you" Star. As soon as I find it. --TheNewWayToBeStupid 15:51, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

PvP

I really need you to finish the TYATU match. Pongo already devised the list of Series 2 challengers, and I decided that we would use the TYATU battle to begin the plot. So hurry up and conclude it. Just make the win page (after finishing up the match), and i'll alter it later with the plot bits and the proper links to Series 2 at the end. Conniving 01:46, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, I will get a bit of it done soon. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

An observation

Notice how when we work on TYATU, nobody works on Grueslayer. and vice-versa. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

I notice that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

And you are editing UnScripts:The Grand Army. You can help if you want. It will only have 7 episodes, though. And don't hijack it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:56, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Swiss- canadian war

Very nice??!! Pahomeboy1992 00:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Good for a newbie. Actually pretty funny. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Good to hear. Those mean people on Wikipedia deleted it. ;-) [1]. Pahomeboy1992 00:37, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia has funny, not facts. Wikipedia has facts, not funny. There. That was the problem. This is where you can put hoaxes like that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

The Young and the Uncyclopedians

You OBVIOUSLY get these...

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed!

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:06, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Woo!

TYATU has been kept! Taken off VFD! Ignore the UNKNOWNTROLLs, and rejoice1 Celebrate! It is time for merry parties! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

MSgrue!

As for inventing the MSgrue template, award it for mee! I only use MS Paint as my stuff. Look at my images made in MS Paint. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

AWARD M3

I used MS Paint for my anti-Communism image, the one with the black X across the hammer and sickle. Please award me? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 12:28, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

<FMU>

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS AN UNCYCLOPEDIAN. THEN THERE WASN'T FOR A FEW MINUTES, THEN HE CAME BACK. AND THEN THE MIGHTY REFRIDGERATOR OF COKE SWOPE DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND AWARDED THEE FREE COKE. THEN THEE SOLD IT TO FUEL THINE COKE (the other coke) ADDICTION. THEN ALOT OF OTHER SHIT HAPPENED. TA-DA! NOW GIVE ME A PEANUT so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 15:43, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

hello

will you please adopt me? Aybfreak 17:59, 24 June 2007 (UTC)( a n00b)

Sure. Ask me whatever you want. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Message from High General

Don't bother reporting anything, he's banninated for "not doing a good enough rewrite". -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Why is Tortilla in TYATU?

Capercorn has been around much longer than Tortilla. Capercornis better than Tortilla. Yet Tortilla is in TYATU, and Capercorn isn't. Why? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Because Tortilla is more outright annoying, and better known as an Anti-Benson, although you are better than Tortilla. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Poo Lit Surprise

--{Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 22:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I challenge you! =

To one CtF battle. Map:Green strikes back. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:24, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:51, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

you can also play the Dogfights map if you want. It dosen't matter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:10, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Much appreciated Mr. Uncyclopedian! :) --THINKER

You are welcome. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Aw, WTF?

Your CtF battles are pure cheating and loophole abuse! How is that winning with Honor? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Cheating: Nil. (No rule against civillians capturing the flag). Loophole abuse: Uh, of course. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

no, the civillians weren't cheating, but your changing of the rules are! i keep trying to avoid every single loophole imaginable, but that's what, impossible? I challenge you to one last battle. With honor.If either of us cheats/uses a loophole, they lose. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Honor. At the bottom. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Shit. I lost. The FINAL FINAL battle is at the bottom. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:24, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Block

Damnit, not again! I understand maybe a 1 day block, but A MONTH? That's insane. You DO have good edits, and I can't see how you were stirring up shit. I'll see what i can do. A freind in need, is a freind indeed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:52, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

From the Noob

I have 2 things to say. 1,THAKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!! 2,How do I sign up for the Grue Army? Aybfreak 14:31, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Would You?

I was wantin' to know if you would add {{User:Tom mayfair/Template:Userawardpage}} to the bottom of your Zombie of the Month page. I made it for these type of user space projects so we could reach out more to users. You're not obligated to, just thought it would be nice. The template is also a link on the main award template as User Space Affiliations. Just think 'bout it. 01:35, 22 July 2007

Uhhh....

did you see what Famine said about your block? Cause he kinda destroyed the evidence already. Well, if you didn't, I'll tell you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:06, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I saw it. A few actual ban reasons, compounded with a few misunderstood edits. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

... I meant and WHY you were still blocked after we begged for a un-block. Well, basically, no good edits, which seems to be the Deth Sentence for Famine. He dosen't see Grueslayer and TYATU funny the way WE do. Also, no more Drama. Period. I dont know. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:12, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I like some things about Famine, but sometimes I think he carries things too far. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 05:18, August 4, 2007

You know The Famine Ultimatum? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Pure 100% Grade 'A' EVIL!!! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 05:49, August 4, 2007

Apparently Famine does not like my edits on QVFD and Ban Patrol, which says something. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I wrote just two articles and do nothing but maintenance. Does this mean that Famine will permaban me if I don't write something good by tomorrow at 5:31 AM? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 14:13, August 4, 2007

Famine probably identifies a good article as one that gets featured quickly. We already know how god Famine thinks maintenance is. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Actually, Famine might be violating a Wikia policy by banning users for not contributing. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 14:18, August 4, 2007

What policy? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

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UnSurvivor

Hey, are you still in our little Survivor competition? Because you're the only contestant who hasn't voted at all for the last three rounds... Anyway, your vote would be greatly appreciated.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 13:01, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Didn't notice it started. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

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29/08/2007 @ 16:51

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:52, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:20, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

I just updated! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

ecxllenet!

Pelsae aeccpt tihs etxrmely ltae tnkah you tmepltae for yuor vtoe for taht wierd atrcile taht porblaby hrut yuor eeys. Yuor wsiodm and gnersotiy are ellquad olny by yuor bearth, wihch is as fersh as a smmuer ham.

thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:40, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

TYATN

TYATN is a project me and Asema are working on, you can join the project, but you make your own Lexicon page thing. I do appreciate the edits though. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:27, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm in. User:Uncyclopedian/TYATN Again. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

adoption

So what is this article adoption thing? -Masterof9puppets 21:21, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

All these articles tagged with Template:V, well, they need help. You can adopt one, and then you would have to work hard on improving it. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

So basically you are helping it? --User:Masterof9puppets/sig 19:30, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Adding {{V}} alerts people that an article needs help, and by removing {{V}} and adding {{VA|1=~~~}} you basically adopt that article. Then you work hard on the article that you adopt, to make it better. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Helping your adoption

I agree that this article does have a lot of potential, however, it's current state is just lacking something. I do happen to have some ideas, I'd like to talk to you directly about, if possible. If you have any IM's you can add my hotmail account so we can talk. lord-gneo@hotmail.com Let's save this freaking article. >:|

A moment of your time?

Please, go to the Grueslayer Talk Page. ^_^ Conniving 21:35, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

THis existed BEFORE yours.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:41, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Mine links to the group. And is for the group only. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pee Review

Uh, you mentioned in your review that I would be banned for moving that page into mainspace. Why's that? Or, were you joking? Am I completely oblivious to everything that's going on around me? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:57, Sep 29

DYK. The 3D glasses one. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oh wait, I'm the completely oblivious one. They removed the links from that DYK. It's safe, as far as I know, now. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Alrighty then. Thanks very much for the review. :) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Sep 29

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

The Uncyclopedian Forces

A while back you signed up for our Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces and i'm doing a chase up of all the inactive members and also doing some recruitment. If you've quit playing could you let me know so I can add you to our retired members list. Thanks :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 4, 14:40

What he said. Also, since your account in the Forces has idled out, you'll have to request an invitiation to rejoin. —Hinoa talk.kun 07:04, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

--Dr. Fenwick 07:16, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

3XP3LLUL4R!

Gert5 Award for 3xellence - AÖGÜS7 2007

Looking for adoption

Are you currently accepting that onslaught of n00bs I saw in the adoption center?? --Razorflame 21:17, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. What do you want to ask me? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yo dude I saw your ad in the adoption centre and I was like wondering can you like adopt me? Cuz I wants to be part of that n00b onslaught.pinky101 16:08, 23 November 2007

Yoinxx News!

Hello, Yoinxxer Uncyclopedian. You now exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:24, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Proofreading Outpost

Welcome back. I see that you did a Proofread. Do you remember the movie "Dances with Wolves"? Kevin Costner was all alone on the frontier, and trying his best to make friends with the Indians so that he wouldn't get slaughtered. Well, for the past month I have been holding down the Proofreading Fort single-handedly. Seeing as how we had not gotten supplies in a very long time, I was forced to eat all the other members. You DID bring supplies, didn't you? (eyeing Uncyclopedian hungrily...)

Nope. Sorry. All I brought were some sandwiches, a proofreading machine, and an annihilator cannon. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

hehe I'll try to remember to update the counter. Now give me a sandwich! I am immune to the Cannon, seeing as how i have gained the souls of all those i have eaten. If you strike me down, I will come back alive again...just like a cat!

Pee Review

I was in the middle of reviewing RED BARON, and i had put a note as such on the template..guess you didnt see it...or perhaps we were both doing it at the same instant...oh well... EDIT: lol yes i had posted my intent 3 minutes before you posted the actual review..glad we didn't cause a collision EDIT REDUX: OH SHIT!..i just realised...i have been waiting for you to come back. I am VERY interested in becoming a character in 'TYATU'...yes I have been here since Oct, about the time you disappeared, so you don't really know me yet...perhaps in the coming months ...

1: Oh, sorry about that. 2. There is a section of TYATU where you can sign up to be included. It would be even better if you help create TYATU, because very few people are contributing. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Thanks for proofread

Thank you for proofreading the article 'Metal Sonic' for me. Now all I need are some pics...*bustles off to do something* --Garionepsilon 13:02, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

awesome

As promised, you are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your thorough Pee Review of that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

thanks for your review, people seem to like this one so i'll probably see how it does on VFH once my other self-nom comes down. incidentally, the picture of the red baron as a child wasn't a photshop at all, it was just an image i found of a child's toy plane. it just happened to say 'red baron' so i went with the joke. however, i can definitely see how the image doesn't quite fit, so i'll see what i can do with it. thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:27, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

TYATU

[17:43] * TomMayfair wishes his character would die
[17:43] <Kalir> In TYATU?
[17:43] <TomMayfair> Yes
[17:43] * Fag wishes he was in TYATU
[17:43] <Codeine> character assassination?
[17:43] <Fag> purely 'cos I'm so vain :p
[17:43] <TomMayfair> Please?
[17:43] <Codeine> I think mine died some time ago
[17:43] <Codeine> not that I've really read it
[17:43] <Kalir> We could have Fag assassinate Tom, kill two birds wif one stone.
[17:43] <Codeine> anyhow
[17:44] <Fag> haha that's cool Kalir
[17:44] <Kalir> He could be the Flamboyant Hitman.
[17:44] <TomMayfair> Mine is dull, over use of Communism, it's sickenin'
[17:44] <Codeine> I need to make the obligatory sequel to "An Uncyclopedian Christmas Tale"
[17:44] <Finntastic> haha :D.
[17:44] <Codeine> Fag could play, errr... the gay guy maybe
[17:44] <Fag> I could be the new token leftwing stereotype / token gay xD
[17:44] <Codeine> Finntastic will, of course, be the Love Interest
[17:44] <Kalir> Codeine: Not just the gay guy. The gay hitman.
[17:44] <Codeine> cool
[17:44] <Finntastic> :>
[17:44] <Fag> dun-dun-DUNN. :p

What do yew think? Myself, I'd be more than happy to be included, being the vain bastard that I am :P ~Fag x FS

Yes, put me out of my misery. Fag can replace me. I've never seen a dead horse kicked so much in my life.

You can't die Tom. You have ingratiated yourself into Un too well. You're like one of those stains that you can't seem to completely remove from your BEST shirt, but you can't throw the damn thing out 'cause you love it so. (yes that was a compliment)

Well, I'll try to get you in, Fag. Tom, I'll lower the amount of randomness involving communism coming from your character. Plus, THERE IS AN AUDITION PAGE, PEOPLE! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You're doing fine

Keep reviewing! The poisonpee means that something needs to be changed, it's not an attack. Again, keep reviewing, and if you get it again just change your review around a l'il!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 11 / 16:17)

I agree with your edit to the guidelines keep reviewing yer doing fine   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 11 / 17:44)

Thumbs up on 3 second rule

Awesome. It was fun to read your review. I'm gonna fix it up per your instructions, and see if you'll change your scores. "Uncle ralph wasn't very lively himself" got me giggling for some reason. Again, good job!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 11 / 18:12)

join your chalenge thing

i joined ur chalengeLotofLOLS 14:16, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

It was tasty Gruekicker 05:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

My sig doesn't count?

Eh? Whaddya mean by that? In case you're selectively blind, I wrote "I burning your Romania does not exist" right before said signature, which is not only 3 injokes, but also a completely factual sentence. But then again, you might not be able to read this because my sig is right next to it. Ah well. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:33, 14 Dec 2007

Ah! The colors! They blind me! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:46 Dec 14, 2007

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me... A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Away in a water bed, just room for one more

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR WIKIFIED STOCKING! ^{[Citation Needed]}

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

More card

Festive salutations abound!

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:01, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Merry christmas to you too!--Garionepsilon 11:03, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

For your archive :P

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18/12/2007 @ 12:43

Christmas Comes but once a year, son

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Collect as many as you can! -RAHB 14:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I Am Also Distributing a Holiday-themed Template! Yay!

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

Happy Holidays. --UnTalented 02:16, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas! The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:12, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

holiday greetings

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Christmas Carols from me!

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Smiley for Communism 18:48, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Uncyclopedian Again/Archive 2! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) puppy for your vote for Red Baron. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

thanks!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:51, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:37, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

A late thank you

A little late I know, but thanks for the message on my talk page. Sorry I haven't responded earlier. I just noticed the X-Mas Greetings after archiving my talk page. Thanks again. MadMax 00:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC ^[TALK] 23:28, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

And please inform me why I didn't make it to your list. Pee Review maybe?--Realturka 14:21, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

My judging is here. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Thanx, I realise now that it sucks --Realturka 15:39, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews or Better Late Than Never

Interesting work on your UnNews audio, but it sounds like you're too close to the mic, or perhaps speaking too loudly at times. May I recommend you read the drivel I've written below.

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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Uncyclopedian Again, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:54, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Let's never mention this again, eh?

--EMC ^[TALK] 20:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

yHouse

It's been a while since the yHouse thing, you claimed that the Giver in the check was ME and you were the Receiver? WTFn00b?!1 Also, if you actually buy the house, buy stuff for it in my store located on the Yoinxx page. Seriously. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:45, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

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TKF, you didn't have to welcome me. I only forgot my password. Uncyclopedian Again

I saw a green link on recent changes, so I clicked it :P -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:25, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah. Uncyclopedian Again

You forgot your pass after 7 days? o.O - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:57, Mar 17

I was using the Remember Me function. I never added an e-mail address. This time, I put in an e-mail address.Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Lame

• Seriously. -- The Zombiebaron 21:29, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

I know. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Sorry for the late reply

I figure I should reply here since you might not be checking my talk page. I'd be glad to join in writing season 3. I've actually been looking for a way to become semi-active on the site again, so writing episodes seems like a good way to do so. Is there a main page where discussion on the topic will be taking place? Finnius and I last talked about this over a month ago so I'm a little out of the loop right now. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:39, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

The original team mostly used the talk page of the episode under construction. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Hoyl shit SEASON THREE? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah yes, Holy Shit's younger brother Hoyl Shit. Oh, and YES! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:31, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Hello. I'm back.

See? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:28, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 10:05, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:44, Dec 25