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TYATN Again.

(Very little of what happens in this actually happened in the game)

(There.)

Characters:

• Adam Threepwood: Direct decendant of Guybrush Threepwood, Adam wants to be a lich. Adam is a dangerous criminal, and was wanted all over the world. Until this chaos started, that is.

• "Killer" Joe Relkson: Another hardened criminal, and a pirate, Joe bet a bottle of rum that Adam would not rob a police department successfully by the end of the year. That was a day before the Nexus War started. Joe is a member of the pirate crew Pirates of R'lyeh.

Episode 1: The Crime

(Copernicus Museum. A man dressed in all black is sneaking around. A few security guards are wandering the passageways.)

Text on screen: (arrow pointing to man dressed in all black) Adam Threepwood, hardened criminal.

(Adam Threepwood eyes a small display case with an old coin in it.)

Adam: (whispering) The perfect loot.

(When nobody is looking, Adam sneaks over to the case, takes out a set of lockpicks, and picks the lock of the case. He then opens the case and takes the coin, and sneaks out. When he gets outside, an alarm sounds from inside the museum.)

Adam: Dammit.

(Adam runs into the nearby factory, Farmer's Baked Goods. A load of pirates are drinking and resting there.)

Adam: Pirates in a factory...

Joe: I bet you a bottle of rum that you couldn't rob a police station by the end of the year!

Adam: Deal!

Random Pirate: Remember everyone, get as much rum as possible!

(Adam looks out a window. A few police are looking around. A policeman comes into Farmer's Baked Goods.)

Policeman: What kind of factory is called Farmer's Baked Goods!?!

Adam: The really weird kind.

Policeman: By the way, you are all under arrest.

(Lots of swords, knives, and empty bottles are thrown at the policeman. Kind of a problem for the policeman. The dead policeman, now. An hour later, the police have all left. Except for the dead one. Adam leaves the factory and goes to his house. He takes off his black clothing. Underneath is underwear. He goes to sleep in his bed. The next day, Adam wakes up.)

Adam: Lets see...all black again. Time for a heist. Perhaps a bit of killing would be nice.

(Adam enters some random apartment and takes a lead pipe from the floor.)

Adam: This is the second-biggest lead pipe I have ever seen! And why would someone smoke through this!?! I mean, lead poisoning with lung cancer!

(Adam leaves the apartment, and enters Copernicus Museum. Security is tight. Close up on an ancient artifact, protected by assorted security devices. He waits for the security to not be looking, and then runs and grabs the artifact. 5 different alarms go off.)