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Harvard Einstein (known professionally as Harvey Weinstein) is an American filmmaker, feminist, philanthropist, political activist, and ladies' man who has produced many breathtaking films. Weinstein is perhaps best known for producing the intellectually deep and dramatic romantic comedy Shakespeare in Love (1998), for which he won an Academy Award. As a member of New York's high society, Weinstein has also won seven Tony Awards.

Weinstein has been active on social issues such as women's rights, mainly helping victims of workplace sexual harassment. Weinstein has also been a longtime supporter and donor to the Democratic Party, including the campaigns of Barack Obama, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, and especially John Edwards. (Full article...)

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PANIC!!!

November 28: International PANIC Day

Did You Know?
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  • ... that in Rhode Island any marriage where either of the party is an idiot and/or lunatic is considered null & void? And therefore, almost everyone in the state is, technically, a bastard? (Pictured)
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
  • ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that this in not a DYK entry?
  • ... that cutting off your hands, nose, and head reduces the spread of germs by 100%?
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
  • ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
  • ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
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