User:I Make Your Head Asplode

This user tries to believe it's not butter.

This user is a proud member of the internet hate machine.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

This user is a geek.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a militant atheist.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user is Over 9000.

This user is an EDiot
in lulz we trust

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This user is a reincarnation of {{{1}}}.

I STEAL YOUR USEBOXES. ATHEIST AND PROUD.

Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.

This user is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or use extreme sarcasm before it eats you too.

Do not remove this template.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.

This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user should not be trusted.

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

This user is a mutant.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

This user is

, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK!

YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.

This user edits Hypercube
and knows that there are exactly
962884857 rooms.


		Mwa ha ha ha ha! This user wants to drink your blood!

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	This article contains way too much information.
	Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff.

This user is a L33t H@xx0r

and probably uses aimbots

or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a mutant.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

Approved by Oogle.

This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company. Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...

This user has been blocked
2 times.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

my mood ring

relaxed
at ease
calm
lovable

This user is a complete, irredeemable boardwalk. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and defibrillate at a keyboard.

THIS IS SPARTA!

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

NO

This user doesn't care.

Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a megalomaniacal diet pill.

This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from ChiefjusticeDS.

This user has adopted TheHumbucker.

1,500+

This user has over 1,500 edits.

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

PANDAMONIUM

Pandas • Giant panda • The Great Panda Panda-emic • Hairless Panda • Of Pandas and People • Panda Army • Panda Express • Pandaface • Pandasex • Pandering • Red Panda • Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear • That episode I was raped by a panda during my sojourn in the Springfield Zoo • Uncle Tom's Cabin

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

The Game

This user just lost The Game, as did you.

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

ubx–
crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user pwns at Halo 3.

This user is The Stig.

YA

This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student.

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

Typo
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

This user is addicted to video games.

LV-4

This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

~~MMORPG~~

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user ~~prefers~~ settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.

This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a total UKer

and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user will give you a seizure.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

nj

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

IP

I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a complete, irredeemable boardwalk. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and defibrillate at a keyboard.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!

This mathematical user loves pi

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes goats .
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user rejects the theory of global warming

, or at least thinks it's someone else's

problem.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!

This ~~user~~ monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user

is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user has eye beams.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user will give you a seizure.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user edits Hypercube
and knows that there are exactly
962884857 rooms.

This user is a complete, irredeemable boardwalk. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and defibrillate at a keyboard.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

♀♂

This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

—

This space for rent.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user fears the clowns .

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

sub

subliminal!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

NO

This user doesn't care.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)

This page has been taken over by a Pikachu!

Well…What did You expect? How else are you going to explain your Pokémon fetish? It's too bad this template has only one Pikachu (you can never have too many). Do you have them all yet?

Pikachu pika pika pika, chu? Pika pika pika, kachu? Pi pii Chuuu!

Pika ... Pikachu Chuchu pika pikachu! Pikachu Chuchu pi-pi Pikáchu ka-ka. Pikachu pika pikachu! Pika Kachu! Chuchu, Pika Kachu!

PI...KA...CHUUUUUU!

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

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This user is an Australian
… Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!
(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)

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Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.

(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Brazilian. Ass!
(List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!

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This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

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This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to ~~Fidel~~ Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros.

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This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
(List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)

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This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Hindi and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)

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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun

, and believes themselves to be Irish

.

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This lad / lass is from grim nuoth
and prard of it.

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This user is Israeli ✡
…along with some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

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This user is from Japan-FranĈe.

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This user is a total UKer

and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.

(British Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

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PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - yer arse’s oot the windae.

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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism

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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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$$$

This user is a libertarian, so they think civilization was created by pagan Greek queers, not desert madmen.

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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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This user is black.

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This user suffers from ASETS
(Anti-Secular European Tourette's Syndrome)