User:I Make Your Head Asplode

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This user tries to believe it's not butter.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!


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Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.


DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user is Over 9000.
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This user is an EDiot
in lulz we trust
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I STEAL YOUR USEBOXES. ATHEIST AND PROUD.


Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.


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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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MS-P
This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
MS-P
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user is too pirate for your battleship.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.
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This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
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This user edits Hypercube
and knows that there are exactly
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This user wants to drink your blood!
Exploding-head.gif This article contains way too much information.
Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff
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OWWWWWNED
This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company. Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


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This user has been blocked
2 times.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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my mood ring
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jitters
anticipation
restless
thoughts
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This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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For great justice take off every 'zig'.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a common tempest.
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This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Singing.jpg This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from ChiefjusticeDS.
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This user has over 1,500 edits.
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This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.




BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
The Game
This user just lost The Game, as did you.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user pwns at Halo 3.
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This user is The Stig.
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YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

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This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

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Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
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This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user has eye beams.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user edits Hypercube
and knows that there are exactly
962884857 rooms.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
♀♂
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This space for rent.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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subliminal!
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.


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PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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PIELAND
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This page has been taken over by a Pikachu!
Well…What did You expect? How else are you going to explain your Pokémon fetish? It's too bad this template has only one Pikachu (you can never have too many). Do you have them all yet?

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Pikachu pika pika pika, chu? Pika pika pika, kachu? Pi pii Chuuu!
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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Azerbaijan
This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

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Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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Canada
This user is Canadian
…and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!
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This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
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Colombia
This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
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Cuba
This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros.
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Estonia
This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
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India
This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Hindi and C++.
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{{IrishUser}}
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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{{User Yorkie}}
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This lad / lass is from grim nuoth
and prard of it.
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Israel
This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
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This user is from Japan-FranĈe.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
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Vietnam
This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
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New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
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PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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{{PolishUser}}
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
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{{User Scotland}}
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - a wee bit o haggis would be nice.
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
No hammer and sickle.PNG
What links here
{{CommunistUser}}
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
What links here
{{User libertarian}}
$$$
This user is a libertarian, so they love porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!
$$$
What links here
{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
Straight.jpg
What links here
{{User Black}}
Black man smiling.jpg
This user is black.
Black man smiling.jpg
What links here
{{User ASETS}}
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This user suffers from ASETS
(Anti-Secular European Tourette's Syndrome)
Prager asets.png
What links here
BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
The Game
This user just lost The Game, as did you.
The Game
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
ubx–
crapload
Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
Half Jaw.jpg
This user pwns at Halo 3.
Half Jaw.jpg
Stig.PNG
This user is The Stig.
Stig.PNG
YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
YA
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Deadbarney3.gif
This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Deadbarney3.gif
Oranges.png
This user likes to eat anything orange.
Oranges.png
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Mindreader8.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
Mindreader8.jpg
Monbags.jpg
This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
Monbags.jpg
Euroipods1.jpg
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
Euroipods1.jpg
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official
This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
official
Frown.jpg
Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
Coffee sm.jpg
This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Coffee sm.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg
This user is cooler than you.
Canadian snowman.jpg
This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Antisensor.JPG
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg
This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Firefox Logo.png
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
Firefox Logo.png
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg
This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png
This user is a Mad Scientist.
Mad scientist caricature.png
Bananaseizure.gif
This user will give you a seizure.
Bananaseizure.gif
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
Question mark white.svg
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
Question mark white.svg
Mario-lo-res.jpg
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Mario-lo-res.jpg
Vista logo.png
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Taramasalata.jpg
This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Taramasalata.jpg
Cowbell2.gif
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Cowbell2.gif
nj
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
nj
IP
I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
Kid1.gif
This user seriously needs to calm down.
Kid1.gif
Exploding-head.gif
This user's head A SPLODE.
Exploding-head.gif
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
THIS IS SPARTA!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
ego
This user is a deluded egomaniac.
ego
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif
This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
Myfisto.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important.svg
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
Kraspin.gif
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
Kraspin.gif
DramaticQuestionMark.png
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
DramaticQuestionMark.png
Afrogoat.jpg
This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
Afrogoat.jpg
Wikipedia-logo.png
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
Wikipedia-logo.png
FireV2.png
This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
FireV2.png
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
Lq-dna.png
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Lq-dna.png
TableImage.svg.png
This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
Heritage Routemaster.jpg
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
No Wikipedia.png

My Babel[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedia:Babel
us-P
This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
us-P
sa-P
This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-P
bs-N
This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
bs-N
rh-N
This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
rh-N
tx-N
This user is a native speaker of Texan.
tx-N
yt-N
This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.
yt-N
17-L
Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
17-L
lz-4
This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.
lz-4
il-E
This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
il-E
ht-2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
ht-2
uk-F
This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
uk-F
vl-G
This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
vl-G
bu-L
This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
bu-L
This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

My Userboxes[edit | edit source]

Here is a list of things that I can say about myself so I don't have to write about it later. So here it is:

Eyebeams 248 180.jpg This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.
Boredkid.jpg
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Boredkid.jpg
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
Brain.gif
This user's IQ is over 42.
Brain.gif
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Leftswordguy.gif
An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #155031.
Leftswordguy.gif


Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.


C:\>_
This user contributes using DOS.
C:\>_
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Firefox Logo.png
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
Firefox Logo.png
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
No Wikipedia.png
Bozo.JPG
This user fears the clowns.
Bozo.JPG
Napoleon4.jpg
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Napoleon4.jpg
IP
I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
Happysatan.jpg
Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
Happysatan.jpg
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
Shuriken.jpg
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Shuriken.jpg
Jihad.jpg
This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Jihad.jpg


Chickenbox2.0.png
This user raises their own chickenbox.
Chickenbox2.0.png
BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
The Game
This user just lost The Game, as did you.
The Game
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
ubx–
crapload
Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
Half Jaw.jpg
This user pwns at Halo 3.
Half Jaw.jpg
Stig.PNG
This user is The Stig.
Stig.PNG
YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
YA
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Deadbarney3.gif
This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Deadbarney3.gif
Oranges.png
This user likes to eat anything orange.
Oranges.png
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Mindreader8.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
Mindreader8.jpg
Monbags.jpg
This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
Monbags.jpg
Euroipods1.jpg
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
Euroipods1.jpg
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official
This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
official
Frown.jpg
Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
Coffee sm.jpg
This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Coffee sm.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg
This user is cooler than you.
Canadian snowman.jpg
This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Antisensor.JPG
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg
This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Firefox Logo.png
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
Firefox Logo.png
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg
This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png
This user is a Mad Scientist.
Mad scientist caricature.png
Bananaseizure.gif
This user will give you a seizure.
Bananaseizure.gif
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
Question mark white.svg
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
Question mark white.svg
Mario-lo-res.jpg
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Mario-lo-res.jpg
Vista logo.png
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Taramasalata.jpg
This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Taramasalata.jpg
Cowbell2.gif
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Cowbell2.gif
nj
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
nj
IP
I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
Kid1.gif
This user seriously needs to calm down.
Kid1.gif
Exploding-head.gif
This user's head A SPLODE.
Exploding-head.gif
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
THIS IS SPARTA!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
ego
This user is a deluded egomaniac.
ego
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif
This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
Myfisto.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important.svg
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
Kraspin.gif
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
Kraspin.gif
DramaticQuestionMark.png
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
DramaticQuestionMark.png
Afrogoat.jpg
This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
Afrogoat.jpg
Wikipedia-logo.png
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
Wikipedia-logo.png
FireV2.png
This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
FireV2.png
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
Lq-dna.png
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Lq-dna.png
TableImage.svg.png
This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
Heritage Routemaster.jpg
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
No Wikipedia.png
Paul McCartney.jpg
This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Paul McCartney.jpg
JFKennedy.jpg
This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
JFKennedy.jpg
Warped baby.gif This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*.
Deadbarney3.gif
This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Deadbarney3.gif
??
This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
??
Fire bible.jpg
This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it.
Woohoo!
This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Woohoo!
NOV
This user is a userbox novice.
NOV
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Oranges.png
This user likes to eat anything orange.
Oranges.png
Bigbroeye.jpg
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Bigbroeye.jpg
Monbags.jpg
This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
Monbags.jpg
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
IE logo.png
This user just uses "that e browser" that came with their computer.
IE logo.png
Frosty beverage.jpg
This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.
Frosty beverage.jpg
UncyclopediaFireStation.JPG
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.
UncyclopediaFireStation.JPG
Neo Small.jpg
This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
V
This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
V
ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
Canadian snowman.jpg
This user is cooler than you.
Canadian snowman.jpg
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
es-F
This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
es-F
ca-G
This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.
ca-G
+
This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
+
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Grue Jammy.gif
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Grue Jammy.gif
CtFgr.png
This user likes Capture the flag.
CtFgr.png
CtFgf.png This user MADE Capture the flag .
Sad clown.jpg
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
Sad clown.jpg
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
Ned Flanders.jpg
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
Ned Flanders.jpg
Warn A Brotha.jpg
Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Warn A Brotha.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Bottlenose dolphin
Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif
Oops no web copy.JPG
This user does not know how to shot web.
Oops no web copy.JPG
Head on.gif
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
?
Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
?
Elmo pissed.jpg
This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number 1337.
Elmo pissed.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png
This user is a Mad Scientist.
Mad scientist caricature.png
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
THIS IS SPARTA!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user is a complete, irredeemable plague. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a tractor.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
Homeless2.jpg
This user is homeless.
Homeless2.jpg
中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
中共
Bananaseizure.gif
This user will give you a seizure.
Bananaseizure.gif
CohoSalmon.png
This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
CohoSalmon.png
Lemming.jpg
This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful…
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This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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RAS
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
RAS
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This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking.
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
IP
I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
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This user has been blocked
no times.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This article spins more than a Category 5 hurricane

This Article tells the truth. Yes. The truth as intrepreted through lies, white lies, damned lies, goddamned lies and Fox News. But it is the truth....sorta.


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This user is a mutant.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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that I can't count+
that I can't count+
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This user's IQ is over Higher than yours.
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2
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This user is cooler than you.
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Member of the Order
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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du-0
This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is cooler than you.
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sa-N
This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
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gb-N
This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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India
This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Bengali and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
India
$$$
This user is a libertarian, so they love the system; specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer.
$$$
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is black.
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Go to UN:AAN for adoption