User:I Make Your Head Asplode

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Internet-hate-machine.jpg This user is a proud member of the internet hate machine.


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DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)
This user is an EDiot
in lulz we trust


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Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of {{{1}}}.
I STEAL YOUR USEBOXES. ATHEIST AND PROUD.


Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


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This user is likely to be eaten by a grue.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.



Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
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Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.


Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities. MS-P
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. MagicWand.jpg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
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Skullnbones.gif This user is ARR-some!
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.


Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif
You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
Hwinkler.jpg This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly Hwinkler.jpg
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YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!

This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.


50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


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Mwa ha ha ha ha!

This user wants to drink your blood!


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OWWWWWNED This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

OWWWWWNED
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! Cnorris.png
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
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Approved by Oogle.

This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company. Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


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Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg


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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable Wii. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exterminate at a memo. Popeeyebeams.jpg
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA! FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
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This User is too Damn Sexy!

If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.


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Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.
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Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Bomb.png Somebody set up us the bomb Bomb.png
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. Hummingruby.jpg
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Gandalf-sign.jpg Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a senseless infinity. Gandalf-sign.jpg

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This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.

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This user is American
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Singing.jpg This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.

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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg

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AAN.svg This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from ChiefjusticeDS. AAN.svg

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1,500+ This user has over 1,500 edits.

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Pie Award
This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you. The Game
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Half Jaw.jpg This user pwns at Halo 3. Half Jaw.jpg
Stig.PNG This user is The Stig. Stig.PNG
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
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This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Oranges.png This user likes to eat anything orange. Oranges.png
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy. typo-P
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220. Pikachuevolving.PNG
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.
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Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite


Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies Vista logo.png


Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP I Make Your Head Asplode's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable Wii. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exterminate at a memo. Popeeyebeams.jpg
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! 253951 photo.gif
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA! FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. Myfisto.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Kraspin.gif
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
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This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact. Lq-dna.png
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. Heritage Routemaster.jpg
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.


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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg

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3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg

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Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif

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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable Wii. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exterminate at a memo. Popeeyebeams.jpg

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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Kraspin.gif

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Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg

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Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif

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DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png

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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg

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Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

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Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG

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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? Mr rubber ducky.gif

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Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png

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♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂

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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg

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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg

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official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official

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Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

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Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This space for rent.

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Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

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EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg

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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif

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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png

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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

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Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns. Clown chili peppers.jpg

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif

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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg

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1337 This user is elite. 1337

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sub subliminal! sub

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MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

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NO This user doesn't care. NO

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Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif

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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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I Make Your Head Asplode
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
PIELAND

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This page has been taken over by a Pikachu!
Well…What did You expect? How else are you going to explain your Pokémon fetish? It's too bad this template has only one Pikachu (you can never have too many). Do you have them all yet?

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This user is not American
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(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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Azerbaijan This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

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Azerbaijan

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Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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Canada This user is Canadian
…...and thinks you're a hoser!
Canada

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Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
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Colombia This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
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Colombia

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Cuba This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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Cuba

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Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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Eurotrash.PNG This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros. Eurotrash.PNG

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Estonia This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
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Estonia

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India This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Bengali and C++.
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India

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LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. LeprechaunMoon.png

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276px-Yorkshire rose.svg.png This lad is from grim nuoth and prard of it.

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Israel This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
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Israel

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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.
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Vietnam This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
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Vietnam

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Old New Zealand Flag.png This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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PIELAND

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Poland This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
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Poland

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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
dinnae teach his Granny tae suck eggs.

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This user is an anti-Texan
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No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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This user is a Communist
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$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off aborted, hippie! $$$

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Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg

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Aljolson.jpg This user is genetically superior to most users. Aljolson.jpg

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