User:I Make Your Head Asplode

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I-want-to-believe.gif This user tries to believe it's not butter.
Internet-hate-machine.jpg This user is a proud member of the internet hate machine.


253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.
Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)
This user is an EDiot
in lulz we trust


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Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of {{{1}}}.
I STEAL YOUR USEBOXES. ATHEIST AND PROUD.


Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.


Skullnbones.gif Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.


Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Potatohead2.jpg Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Starofdavid.png This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.



Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.


Angrybbcreporter.gif YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.



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Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!


Exploding-head.gif This article contains way too much information.
Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff
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OWWWWWNED This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Approved by the evil Oogle Company
Approved by Oogle.
This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company.

Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


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This user has been blocked
2 times.


Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.


my mood ring
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excited
energized
adventurous
ready to go




Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!


This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Adult neon.gif This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Bomb.png Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


NO This user doesn't care.


Gandalf-sign.jpg Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a pugnacious cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.

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This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.

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US flag.png This user is American
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Singing.jpg This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.

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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw.jpg This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig.PNG This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
...jolly good, what what?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite


Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat.jpg
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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Giant panda - Hairless Panda - Uncle Tom's Cabin - Of Pandas and People - Panda Army - Pandaface - Pandasex - Pander - Red Panda - The Great Panda Panda-emic - Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear


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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg

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Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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Explosion.jpg This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.

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3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


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Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.

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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.

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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

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Face-surprise.svg

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.

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DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.

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Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

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Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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Sign1.png This user is a mutant.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.

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This space for rent.

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Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

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EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi

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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

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Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.

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Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


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Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

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1337 This user is elite.

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sub subliminal!

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MEH This user redefines lazy!

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No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

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NO This user doesn't care.

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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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US flag.png This user is American
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
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600px-Flag of Australia.png This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
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600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg.png This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

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Belgian.gif Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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Flag of Brazil.png This user is Brazilian. Orkut!

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DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!

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Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
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ColombianFlag.jpg This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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Cuba flag large.png This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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Eurotrash.PNG This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 Euros.


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Estonian Flag.gif This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
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800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He/She can only talk in Marathi and C++.
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LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

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276px-Yorkshire rose.svg.png This lad is from grim nuoth and prard of it.

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Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and may nut you, you slag.
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Vietflag.png This user is Vietnamese
...and is an unwilling commie!
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This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!

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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
yer arse’s oot the windae.

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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism

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No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

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Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they love porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!

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Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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Prager asets.png This user suffers from ASETS
(Anti-Secular Europe Tourette's Syndrome)

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


ubx–
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw.jpg This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig.PNG This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
...jolly good, what what?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite


Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
Agnobox2.PNG
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


[[Category:Users whose IP is {{{ip}}}]]


Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat.jpg
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

My Babel[edit]

Uncyclopedia:Babel
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.
17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
lz-4 This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

My Userboxes[edit]

Here is a list of things that I can say about myself so I don't have to write about it later. So here it is:

Eyebeams 248 180.jpg This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 42.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
Leftswordguy.gif An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #155031.


Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi


C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.



No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.


Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


[[Category:Users whose IP is {{{ip}}}]]


Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


NO This user doesn't care.


Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain


Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw.jpg This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig.PNG This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
...jolly good, what what?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite


Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
Agnobox2.PNG
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


[[Category:Users whose IP is {{{ip}}}]]


Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat.jpg
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Warped baby.gif This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Howtodostuff.jpg

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fire bible.jpg This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
IElogo.jpg This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer.
Frosty beverage.jpg This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.


UncyclopediaFireStation.JPG This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.


Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
CtFgr.png This user likes Capture the flag.


CtFgf.png This user MADE Capture the flag .


Sad clown.jpg
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
NO This user doesn't care.
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.


Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web.
Head on.gif

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed.jpg

This user was brought to you by the letter P and the number 1337.

Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lubricant. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and attracts at the lubricant.
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.


Nuvola apps important.svg

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Dialog-error.svg

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.


Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Face-surprise.svg

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
Mikemyers.jpg

This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking.

Gu

This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


[[Category:Users whose IP is {{{ip}}}]]


Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
This user has been blocked
no times.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
that I can't count+ This user has over that I can't count edits.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over Higher than yours.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.


MUN.svg
Member of the Order
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
fig-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Tx25giffA.gif
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He/She can only talk in Hindi and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, fundie!
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
Aljolson.jpg This user is genetically superior to most users.

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