User:Jeffers/userboxes

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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
The Game
This user just lost The Game, as did you.
The Game
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user pwns at Halo 3.
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This user is The Stig.
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YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
YA
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
official
This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
official
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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LV-4
This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
LV-4
MMORPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact they demand the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
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This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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nj
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
nj
IP
Jeffers/userboxes's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable operating system. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and problematise at an answer.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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ego
This user is a deluded egomaniac.
ego
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.