“I have no idea what I'm doing...”
“Pretentious, egotistical and slightly camp...He’s my kind of guy.”
“...the clever-dumb balance is restored.”
Xbox 360 controller|
Rolled up newspaper|
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[[Category:Users whose IP is 127.0.0.1]]
||This user seriously needs to calm down.
This user is a complete, irredeemable diet mouthwash. They are Bat Fuck Insane
, and advises at the diet mouthwash.
||THIS IS SPARTA!
||This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
||This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
||This user hates you and everyone you care about.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese
is an exquisite pastime.
||This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
||This user likes goats.|
||This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
||This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
||This |user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
||This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
||This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia
because he or she thinks that they take things way
too seriously over there.
Jeffers is perhaps the biggest waste of human resourses to date, right after hippies, Jade Goody and Poland. In his entire existance he has never achieved, improved or asploded anything, making his total contributions to the world comparable with god. In fact, if the govenment did not insist on taxing EVERYONE, there would be no record of Jeffers' existance. Why are you even reading his userpage?
Notable activities include:
- Complaining (Jeffers is 127% British, 97% raddish)
- Plotting world domination
- Playing Xbox
- Not sleeping...followed by sleeping
- Not attending college - get your ass in now.
Jeffers' diet is observed to consist almost entirely of Lucozade and Weetos. How he manages to survive on such little nourishment has been the subject of literally three studies. None providing useful results.
Obsession with Xbox Live
Playing Halo has been proved to be the most worthless thing a person can do, so naturally, Jeffers is almost always doing it.
He is considerably devoted to unlocking Recon armour, which is why he plasters his stupid template over anything REMOTELY Halo related...
Otherwise his gamertag is completely unremarkable, although his gamerscore is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!