Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive186

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Leeds

Keep	Keep. There's a lot of genuinely funny stuff in that mess. I think it needs to be cleaned up, not deleted. pillow talk 19:09, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Now sithee 'ere lad, as t'yorkshireman, I reckon I can prune t'worst of this crap and leave summat half decent behind. It may not be a reet bobby dazzler, but it should be grand enough. --UU - natter 10:25, Jul 29 Definitely clean up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Keep No way starting again is better. Mr N 08:36, Jul 31
Delete	Delete I have been watching this article for a little while now and have trawled through the history and cannot seem to find a decent version. The rewrite tag had been there for months and nobody came forward to fix it up.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N 08:36, Jul 31

Brian Peppers

Keep	Keep It just needs the right person to rewrite parts of it to make it funnier. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:32, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Keep A very popular page. Mr N 17:59, Jul 25 Most of that is because it is on the {{AoED}} template, that could be easily removed and has no bearing on the article's lack of funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:50, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Weak keep It's in dire need of a clean-up, as per Orion Blaster. --EMC^[TALK] 20:26, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Keep I agree with the above --ChiefjusticeDS 20:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 06:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above and to keep track of the pic. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Die Starts off terrible and memey - Hippopotamus (more commonly known as Brian Peppers to hide his child porn)... He became a very influential cabana boy in interbellum East Germany, before a ridiculously circuitous sitcom plot involving sex and your mom also caused him to be nominated for the position of Supreme Court Justice. - turns even shittier with lists and a boring recount of how the Wikipedia page was lost. Utter shite best left for ED to play with. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:57, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill per DJ Irreverent. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:05, 25 July 2009 (UTC) delete. we really don't need an article on a tired internet meme. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Awful, vandalism magnet of an "article". Plus, per DJI and Gerry. --UU - natter 15:03, Jul 27 Delete this crap. None of it's funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:43, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bunch of random garbage. A page about how Wikipedia won't put up a page about Brian Peppers would be funnier. pillow talk 16:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Kill. Not even the 11-year-olds who find Brian Peppers funny would find this funny. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:19, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Burn Per Gerry. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:52, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Delete as per DJ -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:41, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	If deleted, merge or redirect to Brain Peppers. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 07:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC) I think that if it's deleted, we should put up a template saying that no editing on this article will be allowed until July 14, 2031, by decree of the cabal. pillow talk 16:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC) I hate this shit too much to expect myself to judge this article correctly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Huffed and redirected per Pentium5dot1 Mr N 08:34, Jul 31

2007

Keep	No point in deleting it. We're going to be re-doing this page anyway. Might as well keep this in the page history to show the progress. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:48, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This is a horrible piece of crap. sofia. 03:34, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. ^Yup. *\|RaiTei\|* (talk) Kerkill Not funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Delete, then move 2007 (year) back to this page and do what Woodburn said. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:29, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. This page is not about a year, so with the timeline rebuild, you'd be overwriting this with something completely different. I think what TKF suggests is most appropriate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 29 July 2009 (UTC) delete. what TKF said. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 30 July 2009 (UTC) Delete as per Socky. --EMC^[TALK] 22:27, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	As The Woodburninator points out, this page is part of the timeline rebuild project. If you feel strongly about this particular article, why don't you go help out; otherwise, it doesn't really make much sense to delete it. --Sir gwax (talk) 22:57, 29 July 2009 (UTC) See: Mine and Socky's comment. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 05:10, 30 July 2009 (UTC) Deleted and moved around the timeline page back to the year. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:44, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Five pillars of Uncyclopedia

Keep	Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:42, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Looks keepable. But maybe move to another space. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete It doesn't add funny, a horrid collection of redlinks, and it will most likely offend people. Pup t 00:37, 29/07/2009 Delete per above. --Docile hippopotamus 06:12, 29 July 2009 (UTC) "Uncyclopedia uses what is kinda like sorta the thing with the "neutral Jew-of-Jew", which means we strive for Jews that advocate no single Jew of Jew" *\|RaiTei\|* (talk) Eh. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:42, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 20:49, 29 July 2009 (UTC) delete. see Uncyclopedia:Five_pliers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:38, 30 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. saying "Jew" repeatedly is not a substitute for humor. --Mn-z 15:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	5 red links are not a horrid collection of Red links. Red links are often ok...though these do seem to be stupid. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:46, 29 July 2009 (UTC) When POTR nominated it, it had far more than those. MadMax made most of them blue. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:48, 29 July 2009 (UTC) So what you are saying is that I need to kill Max for making me look stupid. Thanks! goes to stalk down Max Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:18, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Given that I'm the one who made the original statement, so I look even stupider, can I kill him a little as well? Pup t 20:47, 29/07/2009 Deleterificationed and redirecterised. --UU - natter 15:32, Jul 30

Carl Edwards

Keep
Delete	delete. an article about a race car driver that contains only vague passing shadows about race car driving. but it does contain chuck norris! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Could be so much better... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:41, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. HTBSANJF. pillow talk 18:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Norris, Grues, Wilde, random, ugh. --UU - natter 10:02, Jul 29 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

The Great Gig in the Sky

Keep	Keep, but delete all content apart from the lyrics section. I think it would be funny that way. -- emancipated Ape (recollect) (Riot Porn) 22:37, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Keep Maybe do what Ape said. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Streep. In its current state. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:10, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 06:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:20, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete It's rubbish. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:00, 25 Jul
Comments	I have an idea for this. It involves a reskin. -- emancipated Ape (recollect) (Riot Porn) 16:07, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Make it an UnTunes. --Docile hippopotamus 06:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Cept. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 05:11, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Ketamine

Keep
Delete	delete. many, many violations of HTBFANJS. plus, some really weird horse fetish stuff. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete As above. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Weak delete. I don't think it's that random. It's pointing out that Ketamine, a drug of choice for clubbers, is nicknamed after a cereal. But everyone knows that, and it doesn't have anything clever to say after that. pillow talk 19:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Hype. I'm now going to listen to "Kids of the K-Hole" by NOFX. You needed to know that. --UU - natter 10:03, Jul 29
Comments

2051

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny future year article. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:13, 26 July 2009 (UTC) delete and redirect appropriately. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Lame. Delete. pillow talk 18:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. And redirect per Dex. --UU - natter 10:00, Jul 29
Comments	Redirect to appropriate section of the timeline. (Is it still conventional to do this?) --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 00:47, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Well, since the timeline is in the process of being rebuilt (User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild if anyone is interested) and it's been agreed upon that we won't go into the future years, I'd suggest we redirect to The Future, which is pretty vague but still accurate. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:58, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Kung Fu Panda

Keep
Delete	delete. poorly, poorly formatted, but it isn't worth the fix. some sort of harry potter / lord of the rings dickery. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Whatever the fuck this shit is, delete it. pillow talk 19:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Ix-nay. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:47, Jul 29 Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:57, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Spoon -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:51, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Carlos Tévez

Keep
Delete	delete. one of the worst intros i've ever read. the rest is not an improvement. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete As random as illogicopedia and as vulgar an <The wiki that must be named>. --Mn-z 16:39, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Probably unredeemable. pillow talk 19:10, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Crap. Crappiest crap I've read in a long time. *\|RaiTei\|* (talk) Delete. Footycruft. --UU - natter 10:07, Jul 29
Comments

Morlocks

Keep
Delete	Delete - technically an expired {{rewrite}}, but I thought I'd be nice and discuss its deletion here instead. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 01:02, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Ugh. - I don't normally vote on this, but I feel I need to in this case. --RaikonTeikoku 04:45, 27 July 2009 (UTC)RaikonTeikoku Kerkill I don't think anything here would even be left if someone did a rewrite. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:35, 27 July 2009 (UTC) delete. wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:06, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Stop making H.G. Wells whirl in his grave. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 20:52, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Making fun of Gerrycheevers' family is not funny. --EMC^[TALK] 21:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Game theory

Keep
Delete	Kerkill The original author put it on QVFD, but since other people have editted it over the course of the two and a half years since he created it, I figure it'd be better suited for VFD. Maybe someone is interested in scooping this up? Probably not. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not worth keeping. -- Mitch 13:56, 25 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:55, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Calendar of Doubt

Keep
Delete	delete. one-joke stub, seems rather pointless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:28, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Where's the one joke? I didn't find any. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:55, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. I... uhh... Wha?... Yawns --UU - natter 14:51, Jul 27 Delete No real jokes....AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?? mAttlobster. (hello) 16:53, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 07:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Dick the Clown

Keep
Delete	What -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 15:29, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Penis clowns scare me! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:34, 27 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:38, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. looks like possible vanity. --Mn-z 16:28, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N 16:39, Jul 27
Comments

Brian Viglione

Keep
Delete	Delete. Uh, did I miss the funny? --UU - natter 09:56, Jul 22 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:26, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:50, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Random music/transvestite-cruft. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:06, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 15:07, Jul 27
Comments

North-East Red Stripes

Keep	* Keep. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! \| My History \| Brute! 15:18, 23 July 2009
Delete	Delete. Short and shit footyteamcruft from back in the mists of time (2005) that we don't need. Possibly redirect to the marginally less shit Sunderland AFC, but definitely delete. --UU - natter 09:24, Jul 22 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:26, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:37, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:49, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 15:03, Jul 27
Comments

Brian Peppers/People Brian Peppers has touched

Keep
Delete	Delete I'm confident we don't need this. Mr N 18:42, Jul 26 Delete Agreed --ChiefjusticeDS 20:12, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Yup. --RaikonTeikoku 04:48, 27 July 2009 (UTC)RaikonTeikoku Delete. FFS. --UU - natter 15:02, Jul 27 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill HE HAS NOT TOUCHED ME! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Dai To

Keep
Delete	Burn I found one line keepable in this, but it's not good enough to keep the entire article. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:29, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Was it the Oprah line? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:32, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:54, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short, shit 'n' listy. --UU - natter 15:00, Jul 27
Comments

Survivor

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Not funny. If one were to remove the lists, the article would have a handful of unfunny paragraphs. Also, I hate Survivor. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:00, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Shite and Fuck Survivor. pillow talk 18:20, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC) delete. why is everyone named david being raped? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, listy crap. My favourite. --UU - natter 14:58, Jul 27
Comments

Template:QVFD

Keep
Delete	Delete I don't think we use this now do we? Mr N 18:42, Jul 26 Kerkill This is amazingly hilarious. Olipro=Comedy God. Or drunk. I forget. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:45, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Oh wow. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:56, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. How long do you think it took to make this? ;) --RaikonTeikoku 04:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)RaikonTeikoku Delete. and while we are at it, should we deleted Category:QVFD since we don't use it? --Mn-z 14:52, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Carl "CJ" Johnson

Keep
Delete	delete. terrible, terrible videogamecruft. slogged through the history for a while; didn't find anything saveable SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Delete nothing worth saving here, which is a shame as someone could actually have made this article decent.--ChiefjusticeDS 18:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:38, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Delete This is just so bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:36, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh man, this is listy, random, has that horrible morass of quotes at the start, and is almost painful to read. --UU - natter 14:54, Jul 27
Comments	Abstain. By the way, can anyone explain why on earth we'd keep Vice City and delete this? pillow talk 18:23, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Yea. Maybe UN:CM might (possibly) know of the game Vice City, but almost certainly not the character? Mr N 19:09, Jul 26

Virtual credit card

Keep
Delete	delete. seems inescapably pointless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC) delete Waste of pixels --I'mthedaddy 12:33, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 14:51, Jul 27
Comments

CSI: Pleasantville

Keep
Delete	delete. bad overall, but especially the formatting! o my eyes! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:28, 22 July 2009 (UTC) That is horrible. pillow talk 18:17, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:51, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:02, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Delete we have a winner for the most images with the least point in a single article.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:21, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Hendrick Motorsports

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny stub created by a group of mysteriously similar IP addresses. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 09:24, Jul 22 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:25, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:48, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Smash -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:15, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Carl Barât

Keep
Delete	delete. one of those articles where you can't even tell what it's about. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. As above, it's incoherent and a chore to read. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:32, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Simply unfunny. Amy Lee 13:35, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. I don't get it. -- Mitch 13:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Do not have a clue what's going on here. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Template:User calendar

Keep
Delete	delete. seems to display random numbers, only linked from one user page, and he hasn't been around in two years. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:28, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah. What Gerry said. Or typed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:05, 22 July 2009 (UTC) DeleteIt's pretty pointless. But it's so, so harmless. It has neither point nor harm. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Delete What they said --ChiefjusticeDS 18:36, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Dye -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:18, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. It's pretty pointless. But it's so, so harmless. It has neither point nor harm. pillow talk 23:58, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Frame bomb

Keep
Delete	delete. pointless, nonexistant, not funny, only linked from the bomb disambiguation page. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. pillow talk 17:52, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:54, 17 Jul Delete. Oh no, I've gone crosseyed. --UU - natter 08:22, Jul 20 Delete I demand you delete this article. If you do, I know it was only because I demanded it to be so! mAttlobster. (hello) 19:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

SimShitty

Keep
Delete	delete. voted for deletion, then possibly recreated? it's shitty anyway, and listy. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill A quick look on the already deleted article on the mirror site shows it's a simple recreation of what was once already deleted, just slightly shorter. Did that make sense? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Naughty boy... Yea, the one we huffed last year was so close to this one I'm just huffing the bugger now. Mr N 18:51, Jul 23

Hyrule

Keep	Save it! This article needs a rewrite, though. Make it lok like an article on India. \|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN\|IC Kill \| 09:09, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. While it does need a little cleansing and rewriting, I don't think it needs to be deleted. There's a good article in there, it just needs to be dug out from the garbage around it. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 18:00, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Keep, per above. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! \| My History \| Brute! 16:33, 18 July 2009 Sigh - while someone obviously needs to take a chainsaw to it, there are actually funny jokes scattered randomly throughout that pile of shit. Best not to delete them, I guess. pillow talk 21:59, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Keep On one condition. Don't make me rescue this article. I'm too lazy. Dorsalfrog Prime 12:47, 23 July 2009 (UTC) keep. i took a machete to it and tried to tie the existing decent content together coherently. i think it stands as a decent article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Huge 'n' horrible. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC) holy god. start over. anything's better than this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:50, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Along with every other single Zelda article Ever. EVER. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:35, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:52, 17 Jul Delete I can't believe I just read that. Tiring in its baige verse, crusty in its wooden decor. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:29, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Looks horrible and needs a radical going over with a blunt instrument. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:48, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N** 18:13, Jul 23

Porntober

Keep
Delete	delete. this is juvenile, i think we can get rid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Deletuary. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:28, 17 Jul Delete. Pointless, listy, pants. --UU - natter 08:27, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) DELETE What's all this 1337 stuff about? mAttlobster. (hello) 12:17, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Dodecember

Keep
Delete	delete. terribly random and incoherent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Deletuary. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:31, 17 Jul Delete. Complete bollocks. --UU - natter 08:25, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete' I love the word 'oblong' and I hate to see it spunked in such an unruly and arbritary manner. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:29, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Delete' It may be me, but isn't this page what the word crap was invented for?--Sog1970 17:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Buckethead

Keep
Delete	Delete. Random, crappy bandcrufty rubbish. --UU - natter 14:33, Jul 20 Delete Listy, shitty, randomy - I hate it mAttlobster. (hello) 17:23, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I get back from halfway mowing a lawn for... two hours, and I come back to find an unfunny article on VFD. Great. Can't you guys ever give me something nice? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:17, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete It's stupid, not funny.--N4thanl 18:29, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete in spite 'cause a guy named Buckethead in counterstrike called me a faggot and really he was the faggot so yeah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Great delete reason, or greatest delete reason? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Who cares Deleted -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Octembuary

Keep
Delete	delete. jerry springer and NASA and poop. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Deletuary. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:28, 17 Jul Delete. A random muddle. I wanted to like it because of "secret file Earth is Mars Mars is Earth sssh" but just couldn't. --UU - natter 08:29, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) What? Someone doesn't know the difference between "being funny" and "making things up." pillow talk 23:55, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Super Mario Bros. 2

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Delete	Delete. Short, random, unfunny. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 17:33, 19 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah. Not funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:04, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Random gamecruft bollocks. --UU - natter 08:33, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Crush it. Lame. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 01:26, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
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CSI: MBT

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Delete	delete. what? is this australian or something? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Hooray! A spin off of a deleted article, how droll. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:53, 17 Jul Delete. I almost think there's a case to be made for deleting all CSI and GTA articles on sight on general principles. This does suck - what a surprise. --UU - natter 08:32, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:40, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
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Why?:Mudkip ate the food and he go boom!?

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Delete	Delete. Stoopid random memey thing that missed out on an ICU. Stop it happening. --UU - natter 08:21, Jul 20 Mudkip goes boom. ~ 08:46, 20 July 2009 (UTC) useless. Midget 09:32, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Not funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:45, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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Speechless

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny, unfinished article. Hell, the guy put a false construction tag on it... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:55, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I'd have suggested this could go on QVFD as WiP abuse. I'm gonna delete it for that reason. --UU - natter 08:37, Jul 20

Moosobyte

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Delete	delete. this article is poor all-around, and the sentence structure made me sad especially. only linked from the byte disambig page. get rid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Ugh. It made my heart sad and my brain, well, it made my brain excited okay? My brain has a long history of stupid reactions. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:55, 17 Jul Delete. A bit of a mess, and not worth sorting out. --UU - natter 08:30, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete wtf? Midget 14:25, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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KFC Bowl

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Delete	delete. this might violate every single thing that HTBFANJS says not to do. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Because it actually made me hungry and lunch isn't for another hour. Plus it sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:56, 17 Jul Delete. It... just sucks. --jwallackpc@aol.com 00:56, 20 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shite. --UU - natter 08:29, Jul 20 Oh nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kama Sutra

Keep	Keep Put a {{merge}} on em. There are some good lines which need to be carefully merged, and I can't be arsed now. Mr N 19:56, Jul 6 Keep.. As per MrN9000. \|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN\|IC Kill \| 06:48, 7 July 2009 (UTC) ~~Keepish. What MrN said. If anyone actually transplants the decent bits, this vote will change accordingly. --UU - natter 08:32, Jul 8~~ I massively hate being fair; but in this small tiny moment of Enghand, the I submit. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:54, 19 July 2009 (UTC) ...what? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:40, 19 July 2009 (UTC) Well everyone else uses completely random reasons like ‘It’ll only come back worse’ or ,’it’s had 5000 edits’ or my favourite, ‘notable’. Anyway, Mrn90210 was moaning I hadn’t reread it after someone had changed it or something, so I did and I changed my vote. I'm afraid of the dark. Especially when I'm in a park. When there's no one else around. Oh I get the shivers. I don't wanna see a ghost, it’s the sight I fear the most, rather have a slice of toast…. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Inferior duplicate of Kamasutra. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:45, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. But extract best lines from this one and add as notes to Kamasutra. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 06:50, 6 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:25, 6 July 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! and redirect. —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Smite. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! \| My History \| Brute! 04:49, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Takes the scone mixture and plunges it into a plastic container. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:45, 12 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. And redirect. Pointless now. Also against completely random vote reasons like Matt Lobster's keep up there. WTF? --UU - natter 08:25, Jul 20
Comments	JoeNumbers took the liberty of doing a transplanvt, I recommend that the keep votes reconsider their decision. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 09:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Not to offend anyone's sensibilities, but I'm moving this nomination to the top, seeing as the circumstances have changed and the contents of the article have been added to Kamasutra. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:37, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Hmm... I'm not sure on this one I have to admit. I did do a little tidy up on the article myself, and it's a lot better now. To me, it looks like these two articles are different enough that we could keep both. This article is the "less subtle" version, but I think it could improve, and take a different direction to Kamasutra... Though Tis no biggie. Oh, I mean it's huge and everything. Um. Yea... Mr N 03:46, Jul 16 Can an admin other than me close this one way or the other? Where is Modus when you need him... Mr N 15:17, Jul 17 This is the as exciting as VFD gets. I can barely take the tention... mAttlobster. (hello) 15:22, 17 July 2009 (UTC) This article has been changed since you voted on it. Have you re-read it? No? Why? Um... Is this more exciting? Only joking. Try VFH. Mr N 15:28, Jul 17 I'll delete it if it gets one more delete vote. After all, 80% of it has already been (rather gracefully) merged... -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:51, 17 July 2009 (UTC) REDIRECTED Mr N 08:35, Jul 20 And as an addendum, Matt Lobster is banned from VFH for the next half hour. Seriously, man, what the hell. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 10:23, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Nutter Bomb Biscuit Sandwiches

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Delete	delete. far too much random. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia memes, listcruft, and not much else. Whee! pillow talk 17:53, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:54, 17 Jul Kerkill Unfunny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:44, 18 July 2009 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:38, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
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GIR (Person)

Keep	Keep. A bit of a crap keep but I am aware of this artwork which was really in vogue in the 70s/80s. The Conan films are probably the best popular representation of them. It might therefore just need pix like that for a keep. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:31, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. It's about a real person. It's not total crap. Needs some pics and this is a lot better than nothing. Mr N 11:06, Jul 16 Keep*. After a spot of fixing, I think it's keepable. --UU - natter 10:08, Jul 17* Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:19, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I may be missing something, but this really doesn't make any sense to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:30, 11 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Why are there no images in an article that focuses on art? Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:44, 11 July 2009 (UTC) delete. blech. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:00, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Delete No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Not funny to me. Or my cats. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:03, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Didn't make me laugh - then again - it's not funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:04, 18 July 2009 (UTC) Nah. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:37, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	It's about this guy. Mr N 18:31, Jul 16

Does 1=0.9 recurring

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Delete	No no no no. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 05:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC) FEEL THE ALMIGHTY WRATH OF MY LASER! BLAWRRGGGGH! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:33, 17 Jul On second thought: No, just delete this piece of garbage. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 15:42, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:46, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Redirect to 0.999... as this is a barely plausible search term for someone inexperienced with the English language ... maybe ... ? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 15:41, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Vice City

Keep	keep. i was rather charmed by a serious article that looked like it was copied from wikipedia without any jokes at all, making the uninformed reader puzzled as to the existence of vice city. i was fooled, anyway. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:43, 17 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Well if anyone has a reason to delete this please let me know. Mr N 16:53, Jul 17 Keep as per above -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:56, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. EPIC FAILURE! EXTERMINTATE!-- User:Thomasfan666 DELETE: The WORST article I have ever read on Unyclopedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:33, 17 July 2009 (UTC) *Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:55, 17 Jul Strong delete. Come on, now. This is just a description of the game "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City". If I wrote an article called Vvardenfel and then just wrote down everything I could remember about the game Morrowind, would that deserve to stay? This isn't funny - this is like a page out of a bad strategy guide. pillow talk 22:53, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I still hate this, but I can see where Gerry's coming from. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:57, 17 Jul Uh, so turns out we just kept this a week ago. Thought it looked familiar. Speedy keeping this. Try not to renom it again within the next month and I'll try not to ban anyone. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:04, 18 July 2009 (UTC) Welp, scratch that, seems to have escaped last time on a technicality. Looks like this is heading towards a keep anyway, though... thoughts? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:05, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress

Keep	Keep. Very short, but honestly, kinda funny. pillow talk 17:46, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Harmless. --noamshou separty 18:30, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not a bad stub. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:53, 17 Jul Keep. Mr N 15:58, Jul 17
Delete	delete. very short, not funny, seems like we don't need this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N 15:58, Jul 17

Limp Bizkit

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Delete	Delete. Crapz -- I get light-headed whenever I get an erection on account of my monumental manhood. Delete. Almozt unreadable bandcruft. --UU - natter 09:54, Jul 17 delete. crufty crufty cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:11, 17 July 2009 (UTC) I havent looked at the article since february. And I wont. Delete out of pure hatred for nu metal Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:16 July 17 '09 Delete. Loved the band, hate the article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:27, 17 Jul
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Bingo wings

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Delete	delete. too much simon cowell and paris hilton. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. wasted effort on what could have been a much better story.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:41, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete it. pillow talk 17:55, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete*. Bollocks. --UU - natter 10:17, Jul 17* Delete This cannot be said to be any good. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:30, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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Betty Boop

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Delete	delete. betty boop is a grue, lol. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shovel this one away. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:42, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Kerkill. pillow talk 20:05, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete*. Bollocks. --UU - natter 10:18, Jul 17* Delete What the holy spunk goat is a Grue? mAttlobster. (hello) 15:31, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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Battle of Cheese Steak Jimmy's House

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Delete	delete. this article made me sad. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 13 July 2009 (UTC) bleah pillow talk 20:46, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pre teen babblework ? --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:38, 14 July 2009 (UTC) wut? 13:37, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete*. Holy sh... wha...? --UU - natter 10:11, Jul 17*
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Shirley Bassey

Keep	Keep. Crap keep. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:36, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Are you one of these people who has lots of old food packaging lying around your house? mAttlobster.** (hello) 11:28, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. this alternates between straight truth and incomprehensible randomness. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:48, 10 July 2009 (UTC) If I Had Some Milk And Bread / Tonight My Heart She Is Being Cut Out For Unpaid Cocaine Debts. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:27, 11 July 2009 (UTC) My Humble Opinion: DeleteNameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 21:26, 12 July 2009 (UTC) Delete That voice; this article....delete mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 10:09, Jul 17 Delete. Mr N 15:18, Jul 17
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Black Betty

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Delete	delete. short 2005cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. One for the shute.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:40, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Nothing in here is funny. pillow talk 22:11, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. This is ludicrous. --noamshou separty 18:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Bambalam** -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:22, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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( )------D

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Delete	The worst article I've ever read. –Flashfreez 06:08, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 11:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Disgusting. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 15:46, 16 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's actually amazing how bad this is. --noamshou separty 18:33, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
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.bomb

Keep	Strong keep. Whoever wrote this kind of outsmarted themselves by being too subtle, but this is a joke about the stupidity underlying the collapse of the tech bubble in 2000, and a joking suggestion that the dot com bubble had collapsed in earlier periods of history for the same basic reasons. I thought it was pretty damn clever - especially the "famous examples" section. pillow talk 17:51, 15 July 2009 (UTC) bandwagon keep. if hyperbole gets it, then kept it shall be. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. incoherent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept You saw nothing. Mr N 18:25, Jul 16

2012

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Delete	Delete. Awful, awful stuff. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Would need drastic plastic surgery to get this one up off the table. Probably better to remove this and wait for something a lot better to come along (hopefully!). --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 11:45, 14 July 2009 (UTC) Garbage. pillow talk 17:54, 15 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. I really tried to find a reason to vote keep but no. Dam, no article on 2012 eh??? Must be some kinda conspiracy. Mr N 11:12, Jul 16 Delete** --Docile hippopotamus 11:25, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
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Alexander the Great's Campaigns (video game)

Keep	Keep. Not the worst of that war game stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:59, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. I fancy it's similar to most of the rest in this series. Mr N 18:29, Jul 16
Delete	delete. highly illegible, i don't think we need this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:05, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird 16:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Kill it. Sometimes these kinds of articles are funny. This is not one of those times. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 19:18 12 July, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Hmm... Interesting one. Can't make up my mind on it. Also, if you level that accusation at it, then you level it at all of Category:War Games as well. Mind you, there's one on there we could do without, I reckon... --UU - natter 13:29, Jul 8 1 week, apathy. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Jorg Von GermanGuy

Keep	Useless keep. It tickles me. With some cleanup it could be okay. When this gets deleted put a copy in my userspace please. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:13, 9 Jul
Delete	Delete. If it ain't vanity, it's shite. Random, namedroppy, listy, odd and I didn't find anything to laugh at. I'm wondering how it missed ICU, to be honest. --UU - natter 11:30, Jul 8 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:06, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. I guess. I don't like it very much. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:24, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Two wooden legs...best joke. Downhill after that. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 11:51, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
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Civil war

Keep	Keep. Seems to be more about other civil wars besides the USA one.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 21:45, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. unlike the uproarious Civil War article, this is terrible and has always been as such. delete & redirect to Civil War. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete and Redirect. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:50, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete and Redirect. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:46, 11 July 2009 (UTC) Redirect! METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:26 07-12-2009) kerkill nothing civil about it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:19, 13 July 2009 (UTC) DELETE This is just drivel. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:24, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:37, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Home Base

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Delete	delete. um, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Fourth base = A 3 way with a nine year old. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:40, 10 July 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 12:10, Jul 10 Delete. It's crap Jim..--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 11:19, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
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Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love

Keep	Keep.....a little bit of Uncyc history right there folks.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) keep I enjoyed this article. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:42, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Keepable stub. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:30, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Needs love But there are other things in dire need of deletion. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 19:27, Sunday 12 July 2009 Duh, just keep it dammit! \|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN\|IC Kill \| 09:13, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC) delete I don't see a significant difference between this and Anal lube, except the latter is a bit better polished. At the best merge the two together. – Preceding unsigned comment added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
Comments	wait...really? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:32, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Kept. ~ 09:27, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Battle of Intercourse

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Delete	delete. very disappointing. steve jobs vs. bill gates. lame. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 10 July 2009 (UTC) whatever -- Roman Dog Bird 05:23, 11 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Waffles? More like flounder. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:42, 11 July 2009 (UTC) K-k-k-kill it! Even by the name I know this is a bad article. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:23 07-12-2009) Delete I was at the battle of Intercourse and this in no way reflects it. Delete these nasty lies and let the burninator serve up his new brew. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:35, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	~~I have an idea for a rewrite here. I will probably do this if I get the time today. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:43, 13 July 2009 (UTC)~~ Nevermind. I'm not really funny right now. Maybe in a few days, but I don't care if this gets deleted. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:40, 13 July 2009 (UTC)