User:Dorsalfrog Prime

Dorsalfrog prime (AKA me) is an ameteur Uncyclopedian. I rarely write articles, but I occasionally contribute. I notice the warning that pages about me, my friends, my schoolmates, my teachers, etc. WILL be deleted on sight. And yet I am writing an article about myself. <Insert whatever will make you laugh here>

Accomplishments

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

A x2

This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

A x2

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

ABYSS x?,???

This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, they didn't. Weird, huh? :B

OMG! HAX!!!

This user has miraculously found the… Ultra Hard to Find Lemon Secret Ending in Everquest!. Why don't you give it a try?

OMG! HAX!!!

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This user has completed task 1 in Everquest. You jealous?

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This user has completed task 2 in Everquest. You jealous?

II

Thou art mighty to have knowetht the Secret of thy Terminator.

EverQuest!

This user has beat Everquest! So they pwn you.

EverQuest!

This user plays plenty of games. They have been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack.