User:Gumbal1

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“Gumbal1 definitely likes platypuss.”

~ Khan Noonien Singh on Gumbal1

“SHUT UP!”

~ Everyone on gumbal1

“He did almost beat me at kitten huffing”

~ Oscar Wilde on The 4094 to 4093 game of kitten huffing

“The robots have taken me. Please send help.”

~ Vinnyweapons on Everything

I really hate this article.

Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.


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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly.
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This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
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This user edits Hypercube
and knows that there are exactly
962884857 rooms.
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This user wants to drink your blood!
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Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
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This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company. Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


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This user has been blocked
2 times.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable blender. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and obliterate at an alcohol.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a posh hitman.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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You forgot Poland.

Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore.
So don't read it.

I like food[edit | edit source]

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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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Food I like:

My goals[edit | edit source]

My army[edit | edit source]

Who's the man NOW dog!?!?
We won!!!
You can stop now.
STOP!!!!
STOP NOW!!!!
Oops.

Weegee's revenge[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Acheivments[edit | edit source]

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Now go play in traffic.

And now for something, completely redundant.[edit | edit source]

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Random shit[edit | edit source]

The final fuck-up

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