User:Gumbal1

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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Dimentio was manipulating everything from behind the scenes so he could claim the Chaos Heart and use it to become all-powerful, Metal Sonic was posing as Eggman the whole time, Jigsaw was the corpse, Mordred is King Arthur's son, Tony gets shot by Chino and dies in Maria's arms, the Magratheans rebuild Earth after the Vogons destroy it, Heathcliff finally dies, and Catherine and Hareton get married, Lex Luthor gets stranded on a deserted island (again), Elwood and Jake get sent back to prison, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

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“Gumbal1 definitely likes mooses.”

~ Cassie on Gumbal1

“SHUT UP!”

~ Everyone on gumbal1

“He did almost beat me at kitten huffing”

~ Oscar Wilde on The 4094 to 4093 game of kitten huffing

“The robots have taken me. Please send help.”

~ Vinnyweapons on Everything

I really hate this article.

Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.

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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

MS-P

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user should not be trusted.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user is a mutant.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK!

YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW! This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.

This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.

		Mwa ha ha ha ha! This user wants to drink your blood!

	This article contains way too much information.
	Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff.

This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again. Stupid camper.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a mutant.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

Approved by Oogle.

This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company. Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...

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This user has been blocked 2 times.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

my mood ring

stimulating ideas daring wants

This user is a complete, irredeemable tong. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and masturbate at a band.

THIS IS SPARTA!

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user's IQ is over decreasing every time you speak.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a defective dime.

This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

You forgot Poland.

Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore. So don't read it.

I like food

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

Food I like:

• Eurgs
• You
• This guy

My goals

• Find the Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
• Kill You, <insert name here>
• Set us up the bomb
• Find Yak city

My army

Who's the man NOW dog!?!?

We won!!!

You can stop now.

STOP!!!!

STOP NOW!!!!

Oops.

Weegee's revenge

WHO IS THE IDIOT RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!

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Acheivments

Chuck Norris has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

• Huffed a Catgirl
• Survived being eaten by a Grue (Though it was still painful)
• Almost beat Oscar Wilde at his own game
• Touched M.C. Hammer

And now for something, completely redundant.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Random shit

The final fuck-up

DAMN IT

Show another

Banjo-Kazooie subvocalises dime!

Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology (also known as the Christ family) (alternate huge version)

v d e
                                              Chaos
                                            ┌───┴───┐
                                          Chaos═╤═Chaos
                                            ┌───┴───┬───────────┐
                                           Amor═╤═Gaea      Tyber Zann
                                                │               │
                                         ┌───Oranos═╤═Kronos╤═Corruption
                                         │          │       │
                                         │     ┌────┴────┐  └─┐
                                         │  Arceus══╤══Palkia═╪═Dialga══╤══Edward Cullen
                                         │   Chaos══╪══Mewtwo─┘      Giratina
                                   Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here)
                                                    │
                                      ┌─────────────┼────────────────────────────┐
                                      │             │                            │
                                      │         Universe                       Clam
                                      │                             Aphrodite════╪════Hermes
                                      │                                          │
                                      │                                 ┌──Hermaphrodite
            ┌──────┬────────────┬─────┴───┬──────────────┬──────────────┤           ├───────────┐
            │      │            │         │              │              │           │           │
          Sonic  Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother═╤═Wyatt══╤══Poseidon
                         │          │           │    │    │  │                 │        │
       ┌────────┬────────┴───┐      │           └────┼────┼──┤       Carl Sagan╧══╤═══Anonymous 
       │        │            │      │                │    │  │                    │    
   Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes   ├───Antithe Tinkerbell╧═God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos
    │      │            │           ├───Athe                        │                  │
Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde  Peter Pan─────┼───Pan───────────Boxy    Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene
   ┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐          └──Peter Griffin                           │
   │        │      │     │                  │                                  │
   │     PS Man    │ Gene Ray               │               ...and we all know what happened next
   │        │    Cecil   │                  │                     ║
Godzilla═╤═Google  │  Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your mom                  ║
         │         │                │                             ╟─────┬──────┐
Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew          ┌────┴─────┐                       ║  Latios Latias══╤══Ash
                │              │          │                       ║             ┌───┼───┐
             Mewtwo            │     Transvesta Corruption══╤══Mewtwo          OMG WTF BBQ
                ║      ┌───────┤          │                 │                           ║
                ╚╤Harry Potter═╪═════╤Splenda═╤═Wilford Brimley                         ║
                 │             │     │        │                                         ║
                Me══╤══...And you... │        │                                         ║
                    │           ┌────┘   ┌────┴─────┐                                   ║
              King Ghidorah     │  Diabeetis       Meow Mix════════════════════════════╤╝
                    ║           │                 ┌────┴─────┐                       Food
                    ║      Frankenstein  Captain Falcon  Sam Fisher
                    ║           │         ╟─┐
                    ╚╤Frankenstein's Monster│
                     │                      │

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