Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive212

Suppository

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. Per the talkpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 2 August 2010
Delete (5)	Vape. Much better suited for UnDictionary- and I added that entry a little while ago. --Andorin Kato 19:21, August 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Placement is treatment." Spıke ¬ 19:25 2-Aug-10 Go away page. UnDictionary does it. I've never looked at UnDictionary. Is it heavy? Aleister 19:33 2 8 Delete. So boring noone reading this can even be bothered to think about the arse joke. Myocardialinfarction 19:59, August 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. UnDictionary. Etc. --UU - natter 13:52, Aug 3
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FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives

Score: -2
Keep (7)	Keep. Lots of work and lots of potential. The author was just working on it today. And HELPME's comment that "Mordillo" was listed was, ah, taken care of. Took about 3 seconds?! Aleister 1:16 1 8 Keep. Some of the humor is leftie rant, and some of it consists of using celebrities as memes, but it is not sufficiently bad to warrant deletion, and it is much more than the listcruft I expected from the title. Spıke ¬ 02:29 1-Aug-10 Keep. Some of this stuff is pretty good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:36, 1 August 2010 Keep. A real mixed bag. The entry for Jack Sparrow made me laugh so it should stay.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:07, August 1, 2010 (UTC) Keep. The bits at the start are rubbish (see its' talk page), but barring that this should really remain as a public service. Keep. This colossal edifice of towering wit is still in the foetal stage, but we all started somewhere. Myocardialinfarction 21:37, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. I came across this on recent changes. This is a listy list, and I do not like lists. I believe it has no redeeming value as of right now, but I moved a copy of the article into the author's userspace for him, because I'm that nice. -- Sf13 19:49 EST 31 July, 2010 Mordillo? Really?--HM (T) Delete. It's terrible. It's in his userspace already. He can fix it there. pillow talk 04:45, August 1, 2010 (UTC) As per hype. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:34, August 2, 2010 (UTC) Kerkill This is boring unmitigated shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:43, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Keepin'. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:04, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Metalinka

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Little more than Metallica song title listcruft, but with the titles adapted to sound like they have something vaguely to do with the Zelda games. This is, needless to say, hilarious. The images are OK, I suppose, but so what? --UU - natter 14:31, Aug 2 Delete. Nonsense numbers, an article title that impedes surfing, no content other than a huge list of punned-up album and song titles, bad English ("Recently they done a gig"). I personally don't care whether the shooped album covers survive. I charitably assume that "Who gives a fuck" in the intro is vandalism. But who really knows? Spıke ¬ 14:50 2-Aug-10 Hurr. What a nice, long, unfunny list. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100802 - 15:05 (UTC) Delete.. Lame. But undelete Lars' Magical Fantabulous Bingo Shorts: I want it back. pillow talk 16:48, August 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dammit! Two minutes of my life I could have spent doing a wee or something. Myocardialinfarction 19:11, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Balwyn High School

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. A poorly written attack on Chinese exchange students. Saberwolf116 19:34, August 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh no! Another high school run like an armed camp! in a town that's either "Brawlwyn" or "Boring"! and bad food at the cafeteria! Ending with citation of individual teachers and students, and a little overt cheerleading. Spıke ¬ 20:20 1-Aug-10 Delete. Please make it die. This crap belongs somewhere else. God knows where, but not here. Myocardialinfarction 04:55, August 2, 2010 (UTC)  KILL IT WITH FIRE! Per my usual voting habits, let it be consumed by Holy Fire. No redeeming value. -- Sf13 02:17 EST 2 Aug, 2010
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HowTo:Kill 50 Cent

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Fuck 50 cent -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:46, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Its basically just a list Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:17, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. It's basically a hater's rant which used in this way, just about makes it vanity. The author just disguised it as an article with 1% humor. --Wilytank 09:47, July 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Well now that i know how to kill him, i wish this article to be destroyed because it can be used to track me down. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:47, August 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Haters gonna hate, huffers gonna huff. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:03, July 31, 2010 (UTC) I've just wasted Saturday trying seventeen of these and the fucker's still breathing. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:27, August 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. uninspired tripe. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
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NIT Warangal

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep. Not that bad of a page with very good pics. And none of the pics have been put into categories, which imnho should be done upon nomming a page, or they are lost into the winds to wander the darkness of Uncy. Aleister 11:57 29 7
Delete (3)	Vape. Unlinked, unfunny, and unknown. Just got relieved of {{ugly}} but it still sucks. --Andorin Kato 09:25, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Poorly edited, poorly written article that asserts that a tech school in India is Nazi-inspired and drives up property values. Playful alternatives for University acronyms--yawn. Cheers to Aleister for trying to keep good pix from getting lost, but Baby Hitler I've seen many other places, and the other ones here are unremarkable. Spıke ¬ 19:29 29-Jul-10 Meh. I'll go with what Spike said. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100730 - 04:03 (UTC)
Comments	No, check it out, it's a different baby Hitler. And Spike's first sentence of his vote, made me laugh right there, "asserts that a tech school in India is Nazi-inspired and drives up property values." That's entertainment! Aleister 1:01 30 7 Well, then, it's on you to start a bleepin' Category:Baby Hitlers. The description of this article's particulars against NITW might be entertaining, but the article itself wasn't. Spıke ¬ 01:04 30-Jul-10

Decepticon Party

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Moderate keep. I think the idea is good, and could be made into something with quality. Substituting the listcruft for some actual content would be nice. A good candidate for {{rewrite}}. --Andorin Kato 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Keep per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 30 July 2010 Keep. I would love to see this worked on. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:14 A.M. 7/31/10
Delete (3)	Per below Saberwolf116 22:31, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Satire of the Democratic Party, with nearly nothing to say except that it saves us from Republicans. If author thinks of something really funny, he should add it to Democratic Party and not create a new name that no one is going to find. Spıke ¬ 18:17 29-Jul-10 Delete. So wrong. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:24, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Would like to see these two bookend pages given the same treatment, whatever it turns out to be. Spıke ¬ 18:22 29-Jul-10 Too late. Predacon Party has been huffed (4-0) and the loss of this counterpart article opens a(nother) gaping hole in Decepticon Party. It should be deleted too. Spıke ¬ 11:42 30-Jul-10

Game:Zork/The Movie

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Vape. Not funny. I think it's supposed to be an article... but... it's... not... quite... there. --Andorin Kato 06:16, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete Not a lot of anything and what's there, can go. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:01, July 28, 2010 (UTC) KILL--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:20, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Sacred Chao

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Is youse daft? This is the Sacred Chao! Anyway, have your way with it, but I had to put some more categories on the pics. I wash my hands of this sacred-noxious action. Aleister 12:15 25 7 Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:19, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's not that bad, actually. And for those ignorant amongst you, there definitely is something called Discordianism and a Chao. And it has remarkably little to do with Greek mythology. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 30 July 2010
Delete (7)	Delete. I think the term goes "nothing is sacred." Not that anyone would consider this sacred in the first place. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:30 AM 7/25/10 Delete. First, invent a design. Then babble endlessly about its cosmic significance. What has this got for the reader? The supposed creator, "Eris Discordia," links to Eris, which is awful. With a {{Whoops}} on the top of that, though, you can get to Eris Discordia, which is awful. Spıke ¬ 11:58 25-Jul-10 Disintegrate. A very poorly written parody of Greek mythology. Saberwolf116 13:44, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Big on headings - short on words and what has been tapped in is 100% shit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:59, July 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ciao, Chao. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:56, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Trash, obscure humour. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:47, August 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete The mention of 'pineapple' fail to provide any laughter. If you can't make people laugh using the word 'pineapple', your article should be deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:36, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Pater, forgive them, for they knows nuttin about what they's doin. The page can be worked on, but it's as invented a sign with cosmic significance as anything else (he Sacred Cross, the Sacred Star of David, the Sacred McDonald's Arches), and is a real thang and not invented for this article. Word. Aleister 11:50 29 7

St. Columbo

Score: -1
Keep (5)	Keep. Worked on problems noted below in Comments. Spıke ¬ 18:27 28-Jul-10 Keep. SPIKE worked on it? Then it's a keeper. Aleister 1:04 30 7 Thanks! but it's not a given. Merely, the quality of the writing is now OK. Earlier voters should reread. Spıke ¬ 01:06 30-Jul-10 SAVE ME PLEASE! I have just realized what the "delightfully absurd idea" was, and advanced from correcting hyphens to actual creative editing, using information on the TV program cribbed from Wikipedia. Please give it another read. Spıke ¬ 12:32 30-Jul-10 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:20, 30 July 2010 Actually not that bad. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:19, July 31, 2010 (UTC) Keep.. Now with added sticking plasters and a rewrite. It should stay.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:15, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)	2005Cruft Saberwolf116 02:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:31, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Meh. Lets a delightfully absurd idea go to waste. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:18, July 28, 2010 (UTC) KILL--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:21, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There's only one true crime solving priest and that's Father Dowling. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:00, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Intro and caption shrug their shoulders at the reader. Article's occasional turns of great phrase are separated by long stretches of aimless prose. Am flipping open the rhetorical switchblade... Spıke ¬ 18:01 28-Jul-10 Here's another example of many votes in before a saving rewrite was done by a user, in this case SPIKE (as usual). So most if not all of the votes were done on a page which no longer exists. Aleister 1:07 30 7

South Side High School (Rockville Centre, New York)

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Guess what? I don't care! Saberwolf116 00:29, July 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Utterly tedious--except for the several points where author documents his grudges against specific, named students. Spıke ¬ 00:40 31-Jul-10 'Hahahaha, South Side is such a shitty school. Rockville Center's only redeeming quality is its bowling alley. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:10, July 31, 2010 (UTC) Keep. LOL JK Obliterate. -- Sf13 19:53 EST 31 July, 2010
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Collegium V

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 14:42, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Starts with a clever but seemingly serious rant that the honors program at a Texas university didn't meet the author's expectations. Ends with a long list of cryptic references to specific individuals. Spıke ¬ 18:37 26-Jul-10 Delete. I did not write this, nor am I the sole person for whom this was intended for. That's probably why I don't think it's funny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:54, July 29, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Was nommed before but was kept because it just needed expansion. Our standards are higher than that now right? --Wilytank 10:00, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
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SuperShotgun

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete - Doesn't seem a workable concept. –—Hv (talk) 30/07 15:19 Delete. Very inept writing and editing. If SuperShotgun is a video game, as I guess from its requirement for "100 lumber [and] 50 gold," the article should say so at some point. Humor consists of (1) It's real cool to play, and (2) Here are some cool lists. Spıke ¬ 15:47 30-Jul-10 Ugh. --Wilytank 12:15, July 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not as super as promised. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:27, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Churchlands Senior High School

Score: 5
Keep (0)	Aw, come on, I kind of like this one. --Andorin Kato 18:32, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Disintegrate. Stupid Scientology one-liner. Saberwolf116 14:38, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A vehicle for an illustration that will delight conspiracy theorists. Spıke ¬ 18:30 26-Jul-10 Delete. ...and that connects to Churchlands Senior High School how? --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:01, July 29, 2010 (UTC) It's because the previous article of this name by the same author contained some Scientology-related content and the author thought that was the reason it was deleted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 30 July 2010 Obliterate. Per my comment above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 30 July 2010 Vape. Socky pointed out a better implementation of the joke and thusly changed my mind. Damn him. --Andorin Kato 09:11, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I think Truth About Scientology is much more relevant. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 30 July 2010

Ask Marlon Brando

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep --Matfen 19:07, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Vape. Looks like an unfinished project from last year. --Andorin Kato 06:57, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Myocardialinfarction has been stuck at the concept statement since last August. Let's do as the template asks and give the article a push. Spıke ¬ 09:57 25-Jul-10 Disintegrate. Like the concept, but it's abandoned. Saberwolf116 04:02, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This is an example of what I've been typing lately. A great pic with no categories within a VFD page. Please consider adding categories to pics and illustrations when VFD'ing a page, esp. a good one like Marlon Brando. Aleister 12:23 25 7 The idea I had was that someone would ask Marlon something, and I could riff upon it, editing as necessary to be funny. But nobody cares. Would it actually be better if I just made up questions? (Please comment on my talk page if you have an opinion). If it's hopeless, delete away. Myocardialinfarction 16:51, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Maybe put it on a myo's user page and then he can work on it. And probably better if you made it up, that way you can control the jokes and the direction you want to take it. Great pic too, I added categories to it. Aleister 19:33 25 7 So done and I shall duly ask Marlon. This article may now be safely detonated. If you still hate it, you may head upriver and exterminate it with extreme prejudice. Thanks! Myocardialinfarction 23:28, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month

Score: -5
Keep (10)	Keep. I mainly agree with the points made by TKF, but I also believe a noob award with voting serves a useful purpose. I'm basically  For deleting all the rules and letting the admins make sure no "undeserving" users are nommed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:38, 30 July 2010 Keep. I'm beginning to get sick of all this.. -RAHB 02:04, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep I dispute that this can be removed by VFD, but am fake "voting" to comment. Many notm "winners" have been encouraged to stay by winning this award. It's a fun award. A certain percentage of noobs will leave, award or not, win or lose the award or not. They edit for a few weeks, then get attracted to something else. A high percentage of NotM winners have stuck around and become very good users, and I would say that this award has held some of them here for those crucial extra weeks to get into the swing of the place. So the value is evident in the names of those who have won or come close to winning. And on the vote, I'd suggest that if a dozen people like the award, it should be kept. A 4 or 5 vote difference doesn't do it for something like this, if lots of users like it, it should stay. Maybe the best thing to come out of this would be some rule changes, and more encouragement to every nommed noobie. Aleister 3:14 30 7 Keep. Nah...this isn't how you fix NOTM's problems. It might help if we were less anal about its rules... =/--HM (T) Keep. I would say it has a place, however i would say if you are still a noob you are eligable. limit it however to only one win if you won it you would not be eligable. the high point of this is you still have a spirit of competition. last months loser can try harder to get it the next month. if anything put a limit on how short of a time you can be here for you to be eligable. just an idea. Lordarcadian 03:50, July 30, 2010 (UTC) I fully, 100% understand the other side of this argument. A lot of BS comes from that award, and I would probably support some changes. But this is a selfish keep. I know that when I showed up, and got nominated, then won, it was a really great feeling, and had a lot to do with me sticking around. Sure, now I don't feel very highly of that award, but at the time, it was really good for me, and probably has the same effect on others as well. So, I say keep. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:09, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep but promote it a bit more and perhaps be a bit more flexible with the 30+3 day rule. Also encourage anon I.P.s or those who don't create user pages to stay a bit longer. Perhaps a more eye catching link to the front page could help.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:51, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. With Aleister; am voting not on the merits of the award but to protest changing procedure via VFD. Quibble: Encouraging Admins "to be a bit more flexible" is also read "to act on whims and favoritism" when you don't like the result. Fixed rules make decisions consistent. The drama of nitpicking the rules simply takes other forms when the rules themselves are fuzzy. Spıke ¬ 11:26 30-Jul-10 Keep, though I would be happy to see the guidelines reviewed. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep, and possibly extend the time allowable to be considered as a noob. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:23, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Nom and Retire. Noob of the Month is a hellhole of restrictive guidelines, exploitation potential, and a higher leaving-to-staying ratio than VFS. Most damaging of all are the restrictive and somewhat arbitrary guidelines that have disincentivized (thanks, Olipro) more new users than winning has actually incentivized (see: higher leaving-to-staying ration than VFS). This is why I suggest that we retire it and, as an addendum, give joint final awards to Lordarcadian, who is probably going to win, and Lyrinthia, who was disqualified by the minorest of technicalities and was also probably going to win, as they both fully deserve it. Unlike the EGA nomination, this is 100% serious. NotM is nothing more than a constant source of drama and disappointment. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:39, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Retire only when we have a significant contingent of users (read: one or two dozen) voting here. Also, yeah, Noob of the Lifetime for Rcmurphy. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:15 30 Jul 2010] Take it out back. Bullet to the back of the head. Move on. --nachlader 01:35, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Kerkill The awards on this site should not be taken seriously, however, noobs don't realise that NotM shouldn't be taken seriously since they aren't well-adjusted with the site, yet. Besides, any noob worth their weight can compete with the big boys on UotM and WotM. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:16, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Lose it. It's an award that creates nothing but drama and can actually discourage promising new users more than encourage them. And it has a history of getting everyone together to fight over an award to give to someone who doesn't even stick around for more than a few weeks. And of creating sock-related drama. Like Socky, I believe it could be improved by losing all the eligibility requirements - but it still might do more harm than good. pillow talk 03:03, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom. No VFD template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:57, 30 July 2010 Bah. I was getting to it, but I got distracted. Today's one of those "clusterfuck" days. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:02, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Also, if this passes, we could also give a Lifetime Achievement award to Rcmurphy to recognize his accomplishments in the field of noobery. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:04, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Retiring an award I am fond of (read: addicted to) recently lost out in the Forum with a dozen voters. I would not see the same Dirty Deed done on VFD with just four votes. Spıke ¬ 01:08 30-Jul-10 Awards seriously considered for retirement are brought straight to VFD. As with all other articles, this isn't determined by "four voters" but by consensus. A score of 4 or more after several days should be enough, as with all other articles. It would be the same if it was brought to the village dump. This precedent was established with SotM's retirement. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:13, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Sounds good, but lots of stuff is huffed without the passage of "several days" to let people in general realize what's going on and ensure that a consensus, which may be as little as 4 votes, is enough. Spıke ¬ 01:22 30-Jul-10 I'm aware of the gravity of the situation, as clearly it isn't as clear-cut as a stub about Ann-Margret's left foot or something, so I'm willing to do as Mac says and wait until there's a requisite clear majority or at least a week or so has passed. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:24, July 30, 2010 (UTC) Of course this wouldn't count. So before it gets too serious, that's a given. I like the award, and a month like we've had this month makes it pretty interesting at times. Aleister 1:12 30 7 Kept. A requisite clear majority, the award is kept 10-5. --Chiefjustice3DS 17:29, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Predacon Party

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Short and shit. Saberwolf116 22:31, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Vape. Paradoxically, I do not find this as good as the above entry. --Andorin Kato 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Satire of the Republican Party. My comments are the same as for its counterpart, above. The difference in tone between the two pages is that the Democrat satire is just wacky; this one is wacky plus cheap shots (when there are plenty good ones to take). Spıke ¬ 18:17 29-Jul-10 Delete. Twice as good as "Decepticon Party". --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:36, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	As above, if Decepticon Party is kept, especially from a split vote, then this one ought not be whacked. Spıke ¬ 01:01 30-Jul-10

St. Colman's College

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Why did we keep this last time? Saberwolf116 22:31, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Vape. --Andorin Kato 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC) KILL Enough said--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:17, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Wow--a boarding school that's run like a death camp! plus bloody butt-sex! Spıke ¬ 18:21 29-Jul-10
Comments

Aspen High School

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. School cruft. Saberwolf116 22:31, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Vape. --Andorin Kato 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC) KILL--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:20, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. School cruft. Spıke ¬ 18:09 29-Jul-10
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Westwood High School

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	MOAR SCHOOLCRUFT! Saberwolf116 22:31, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Vape. --Andorin Kato 06:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC) KILL Two words: Awful crap--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:19, July 29, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. We get it. Some jocked kicked the crap out of you during lunch so you decided to flame your school here. --—John Lydon 18:04, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Freeport High School

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. A forgotten and unfunny vanity project. Saberwolf116 14:41, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Huff this school-cruft. And get ready, probably, for an onslaught of young Mainers breast-beating that we must learn the hidden wonders of their school and article. Spıke ¬ 18:33 26-Jul-10 Delete. No thank you. I'll piss on whoever wrote this if I ever see them. --EMC [TALK] 11:39 Jul 29 2010 Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 11:41, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Superheroing Brothers

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Little humour or even any content. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:32 28 Jul 2010] Delete. Incoherent, except for the bit on FCAT, which tells me author is a schoolboy chafing under his state's version of the federally mandated achievement tests. Spıke ¬ 02:24 28-Jul-10 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:57, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:52, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
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World War XII

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nuck Chorris. Saberwolf116 18:41, July 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There are many Uncyclopedia World Wars after II, and there are many stations in the FM band, and if you twist the knob, you may find something pleasing. In the case of the Uncyclopedia band, why is it there? They are all history-of-the-future, and regardless of what interesting concepts authors may bring to their particular World War, humor occurring in some kid's goofy fantasy belongs less on this site than humor that might relate to the reader's world. Spıke ¬ 02:27 28-Jul-10 Delete. Eminently deletable. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:59, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Beat your plowshares into tinier plowshares. Aleister 22:03 28 7
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Potters Bar Bus Garage

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Keep, needs a tidy up, but I recall this articles' birth... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keeper Mhaille remembers. Good pics with no categories until a minute ago. Aleister 9:25 27 7 Keep. I did the tidying up (see change summary). Still don't like the end of the first paragraph of intro: Zany but random and unexplained. Spıke ¬ 17:19 27-Jul-10 Keep Not brilliant, but Andorin hasn't given one plausible reason for not being British. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, July 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 27 July 2010 Heh, Routemonster. Trumps the actual new design they've unveiled if you ask me. Sir MacMania GUN—[00:05 28 Jul 2010]
Delete (2)	Vape. I'm not British, so maybe there are jokes I don't get but should, but... not funny to me. Seems like it's either vanitycruft or just plain cruft. Also, it was ICU'd when it was created but an IP removed the tag immediately. I guess it slipped past the sysops. --Andorin Kato 06:31, July 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Unless it is written by a bus driver (unlikely), I doubt it is vanity as such. However it should go and not come back to the garage anytime soon.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:56, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept 6-2. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:51, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

The Anus Of The World

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Just look at it. Look at it. Love,   Vape. --Andorin Kato 07:55, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bad everything. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:56, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 08:51, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Narrator

Score: -1
Keep (7)	Keep Closer to a feature than a delete. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:53, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Keepable. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:51, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Everyone who votes against is retarded especially Spike. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:53, July 26, 2010 (UTC) For some reason, I like this. Saberwolf116 03:58, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 26 July 2010 Keep. -- vulgar Ape (vomit) (Riot Porn) 19:36, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep I listened to the recording earlier. Pretty good. Maybe a good pic or two would help the page too. Aleister 23:01 27 7
Delete (6)	Suck it and then delete the page. Woulda been ICU-worthy if it were created today. --Andorin Kato 06:45, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Not in mainspace! A short, probably drug-induced, performance. Note: bashing creationists as the epitome of stupidity is not funny unless author fleshes it out. Spıke ¬ 09:52 25-Jul-10 Delete. Closer to a world below than a feature. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:16 AM 7/25/10 Delete. This might have been a feature in 2005. Meanwhile, dump to wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:25, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Scribble as low art. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:07, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete Like Belgium; great idea, shit execution. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:12, July 27, 2010 (UTC) You take that back right now! Belgium is not a great idea! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 27 July 2010
Comments	It's now narrated. I think that probably makes it worse. You are all welcome. Really. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:09, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:03, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Jingle Balls

Score: -1
Keep (5)	Sorry. This one falls into the "so bad it's funny" category for me. pillow talk 23:24, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Hahahahaha -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:49, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep Some people don't have senses of humour at all... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:48, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Stupidest thing I've ever read. Which makes me agree with Hype. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:54, July 26, 2010 (UTC) s'alright --nachlader 18:46, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Not funny and doesn't even rhyme. --Andorin Kato 19:23, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Snow it under Changed my vote, enough people want it saved so it's savable by my criteria Maybe it's a form of free style ryme, if you twist the vowels inside-out and connect them to their phonic counterpart. Aleister 19:29 25 7 Delete. Exists primarily not to entertain the reader, but the author, who gets to talk about sex anonymously, including to unwilling strangers, on a world stage. Fnarr! Fnarr! Spıke ¬ 01:41 26-Jul-10 Doesn't rhyme, and belongs in UnTunes or UnPoetia. Saberwolf116 04:04, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Not one of Oscar's best. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:12, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Re:Aleister: "Enough people want it saved so it's savable by my criteria" means you have no criteria. Spıke ¬ 16:40 27-Jul-10 I do so have criteria /stomps foot By this I mean that even if I don't find something funny or twisted satirical enough to keep, and lots of other people do, then I would defer to them on VFD. Not everyone's taste is the same, Uncy is a large classroom for that awareness, and so if I would snuff it on sight but five or six other established users like it, it's keepable, in my criteria. Aleister 18:52 27 7 So what you're saying is that your criteria is that you have no criteria -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:04, July 27, 2010 (UTC) Just looked its meaning up. If lots of users want to keep something, that would override my dislike of it, and it would pass my test, or my rules, for saving a page from deletion. Fits the defintion. That Butt Poop thing is a fine example, which is why I was riled up over it. Lots of people wanted it kept, but the numbers went against it. I do the same on VFH on articles which are country-centric or nationality. Maybe a sports player or actor is known everywhere but in my experience, so I won't zap a page with a no vote to cater to just my taste or knowledge. That's a strength of wiki's I honor, that they are worldwide forums and give us many points of view. Aleister 19:12 27 7 Regardless, kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:23, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Shenmoo

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Keep. I rather like it. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 04:24 (UTC) Spiritual Keep it needs not to be deleted, it needs Jesus, as well as a good rewrite, so it can descend into heaven and live free of worry about going to hell. In other words, keep it--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:15, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's a somewhat coherent parody of the game, just with a cow instead.--Yoyoddd 05:21, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep Not bad, not bad at all. Well, pretty bad, but not bad. And Lyrithya rather likes it. Aleister 15:49 24 7 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:42, 26 July 2010
Delete (3)	Gamercruft Heavy on the wackiness, light on the sensemaking and humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:41, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The only notable thing it does is define an acronym for P.U.S.S.Y. Spıke ¬ 22:39 22-Jul-10 Weak disintegrate. A funny joke or two, but it's simply just too random. We'd be better off with a clean slate. If it gets kept, medium rewrite tag. Saberwolf116 03:57, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Meh It's kind of crap in this incarnation, but I sort of agree with #2. Not enough to vote for it, but enough to wish it well wherever it's headed. Myocardialinfarction 14:27, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:03, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

West

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Stubby and dull. Saberwolf116 02:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:30, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Nothing worth bothering with. --UU - natter 12:49, Jul 26 Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:17, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	East is east and west is west, and never the twain shall meet. Aleister 22:55 25 7

Optime Fest

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Sacrifice this article to Jupiter. Saberwolf116 22:10, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This article seems to be an attempt to call attention to a ritual of a single high-school Latin class, which the final section advises is not even done any more. Spıke ¬ 03:12 25-Jul-10 Delete. -- Mitch 10:29, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 12:45, Jul 26
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Mr. Obvious

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	"This is a cheap rip-off of my article!" - Captain Obvious on this article. Saberwolf116 13:57, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Obviously. But he's referred to briefly in Captain Obvious, which should pick up the See Also to No-shit Sherlock, and should have some of its lists trimmed. Redirect to Captain Obvious. Spıke ¬ 14:08 24-Jul-10 Delete.A poorly done version of Captain Obvious. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:13, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:28, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
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East

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate Per below. Saberwolf116 02:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete Aleister 22:53 25 7 Delete. -- Mitch 10:30, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I thought you said Weast. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:47 AM 7/26/10 You're fired. Saberwolf116 13:48, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Am reluctant to delete East and West, even though these articles are crap, as is author's seven-compass-point model of the world. There is so much to write about: Eastern culture as it appears to Westerners, and vice versa, is ready to be ridiculed. Spıke ¬ 12:39 26-Jul-10

Illustrated Garden of Mostly Weird Sights

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Vape. What the shit? I don't get it, and it looks like MSPaintcruft, so that's enough reason to huff it, right? --Andorin Kato 07:02, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A personal scrapbook. Turn in the author before he massacres his classmates. Spıke ¬ 09:54 25-Jul-10 Delete. I agree with Spike, there are a pile of bodies in this authors future. Lordarcadian 01:02, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:33, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Ssr

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Rather dull 2005 cruft, predictably containing standard Nazi crap. Saberwolf116 04:06, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:36, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pretty sure this is encoded self-pleasuring and that SSR is someone's university or something. Spıke ¬ 12:37 26-Jul-10 Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter 12:55, Jul 26
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Noun

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Vape. It's... basically listcruft. --Andorin Kato 04:06, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:35, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Interminable rambling about nothing, and even a Russian Reversal. The only high point is the photo, but if you like it, you surf where it came from. Spıke ¬ 12:32 26-Jul-10 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 12:54, Jul 26
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Some other page

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Vape. Basically, this article redirects to Special:Random. This is all well and good, except redirects to special pages don't work. It loses a lot of its power as a joke if you have to manually click the link, which is exactly what happens here. --Andorin Kato 19:23, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Not even worth voting, this is a Quick VFD page imnho. Aleister 19:30 25 7 It's over a week old. Read the deletion policy.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 07:43, July 25 2010 UTC I recently had a months old page of mine huffed by an admin who shall remain almost nameless, so what do you mean? I've tried to get the page mainspaced again with no luck. Aleister 22:42 25 7 "Huffing" and "QVFDing" are different things.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 10:52, July 25 2010 UTC So why can't this page be "huffed" right now instead of going through the VFD process, or for that matter any of these pages on VFD? Just line them up and knock them down like a carnival booth. I still don't know where one stops and the other begins. Aleister 23:18 25 7 This seems to be mostly used by a user box thingie. Furthermore, I can fix it later when I'm not as busy as I am at the moment. Hell, I'll probably do it the next time I feel like procrastinating. --monika 00:12, July 26, 2010 (UTC) I'll speedily delete this, but first I shall go through the arduous task of redirecting every link going to this straight to random page. Also, are you guys constipated? Because something must be wrong with your colons. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:21, July 26, 2010 (UTC) You don't necessarily need to do that. Like I said, I believe I'll be able to fix most of these all together as soon as I get a free chunk of time. --monika 01:27, July 26, 2010 (UTC) Me and Andorin fashioned a quick solution by editing the template that was causing all the trouble with these links. If you can find a way to make a special redirect work, though, then feel free to recreate this page. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:48, July 26, 2010 (UTC) By "me and Andorin fashioned a quick solution" he means "I asked Andorin how to implement something and he did the actual implementing." --Andorin Kato 04:00, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

Strawberry Gashes

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Disintegrate. Emo cruft. Saberwolf116 02:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ditto; and I see no purpose other than to hump an external web site. Spıke ¬ 03:18 25-Jul-10 Delete. I really did not find this the least bit funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:22, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Show it the way to go home Aleister 22:52 25 7 Murder it!! Its stupid, useless and unwanted.  ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 23:59, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Hampden

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Keep. It's droll, but it is humor. Does start out like a Wikipedia spork, but that's allowed. Spıke ¬ 06:00 23-Jul-10 Yeah, I thought it was a bit groanworthy but certainly better than the Premium Jesus article. At least it has a couple of jokes in there, even if they're quite protracted and deadpan. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:14, July 24, 2010 (UTC) I've reworded the entire article (removing most of the citations that made it Wikipedia-ish) and deleted the final listcruft section on Stadium Records). Spıke ¬ 10:44 24-Jul-10 Fleep per Spike's save. But how does Spike's save actually save it if older votes count against an essentially different article? The Achilee's heel of VFD's number system. Aleister 20:57 24 7
Delete (7)	Wikipedia. Saberwolf116 06:15, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Wikipedia. Wikipedia on Uncyclopedia burns my eyes. This article can burn in hell--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:12, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Fansite if anywhere. Move along. Myocardialinfarction 19:51, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not for being Wikipedia-ish, but just because it's not funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:27, July 23 2010 UTC Delete. What HELPME said. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:30 (UTC) Delete. Dull. --Wilytank 12:45, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete Not only not funny, it doesn't even seem to be trying to be funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:23, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	"It's droll, but it is humor"? Could it be droll and not humourous? ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:42, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Vlads

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 21:44, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There is no intro; and Section 1 assures you that this is to be an article full of babbling about nothing, other than a marvelously clever acronym. Spıke ¬ 03:07 25-Jul-10 Delete. Dump to wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:12, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. --Wilytank 11:35, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Mossad

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Listy and poorly written. Saberwolf116 02:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Utterly horrible, even the one section that is not a list. Someone please start over. Spıke ¬ 03:16 25-Jul-10 Delete. Dump. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:20, July 25, 2010 (UTC) HEY GUYS! I'M NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO WRITE A FEW STRUCTURED PARAGRAPHS, SO I'M GOING TO USE LISTS INSTEAD!!!!1 k thnx bye. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:38 AM 7/25/10
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World War 4.5

Score: 4
Keep (2)	Just because lots of work and chops went into it. I'd like to see a NEW RULE that a page's nomineee should check the pics to see if they have categories, and so could be found again. This guy put some really good pics into the page. Aleister 10:54 23 7 A rather good idea. However the text in this is bloody awful. Myocardialinfarction 14:34, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Per Aleister. The pics are great, the article is garbage. Keep for the sake of the pics. --—John Lydon 16:20, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Disintegrate per Mr T. Saberwolf116 06:14, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I have yet to see a decent future war article. Can't we just nuke 'em all? --UU - natter 10:42, Jul 23 Delete. Pictures do not an article make.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:22, July 23 2010 UTC Delete. Article uses manic writing style. I'm thinking Hajime Socialist Republic. The pictures aren't all that great. The entire history-of-the-future genre is an excuse to brainstorm aimlessly and should be put on hold until we really think we've adequately taken care of The Present. Spıke ¬ 19:55 23-Jul-10 Delete. The pictures are well circulated on the internet. Nothing special here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:19, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Uh, no. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:20, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Too tired to vote, and besides... It had hope, but... eh. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:43 (UTC)

Donegal (County)

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Weak keep. This is not the utter wasteland that we often encounter here. But it lacks a theme, being instead a vehicle for one-liners. What needs to go: The final section on Towns is listcruft, and some list entries are merely puns. Drinking and drunk driving is a generic criticism that should go unless it can be related to something specific about Donegal--especially the section "Alcohol" in which the authors bask in their own reflected glory. The stuff that is specific to Donegal needs to be expanded to more than simple name-dropping. Spıke ¬ 03:04 20-Jul-10
Delete (5)	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 22:40, July 19, 2010 (UTC) Meh... Stupid and disorganised... an inexcusable combination. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100720 - 00:14 (UTC) Disintegrate. It is the will of Sophia--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:17, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I understand Spike's keep rationale, but I just don't agree.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:28, July 23 2010 UTC Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:53, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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A-S-S

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Cheap sex jokes and suspected vanity. Kept last time due to youth & no VFD tag. Saberwolf116 14:02, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dumb and unfunny, whether or not it's about something. Spıke ¬ 14:10 24-Jul-10 Delete. What that guy said. *points up* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 16:04 (UTC) Kiss my ass --Wilytank 20:48, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Understatement

Score: -5
Keep (11)	User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:42, July 20, 2010 (UTC) This article is not exactly amazing, it's just okay. That's the point. It's a metajoke, see? The article is only mediocre because it makes the article a understatement. Poignant? I don't see it, nor do I think an article about such a subject is exempt from having to be decent. To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a bad article is just a bad article. Spıke ¬ 17:19 20-Jul-10 It just needs fixing up. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 04:47 (UTC) Fuck the haters -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:01, July 20, 2010 (UTC) FEATURE! Assholes. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:55, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep Yes I said it. I'm actually rather charmed by this, and pleased you brought it to my attention. Stupid, yes, but makes me smile. Myocardialinfarction 07:29, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep It does need some lengthening but overall I think we should keep this --Some Idiot 05:57, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep and expand. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:27, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep I like Captain Understatment, even if he is a bit... underwhelming.--Yoyoddd 06:05, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Keeper When a page gets this many votes it should be an automatic keep, even if it loses in the number count. Aleister 10:45 23 7 I have a better NEW RULE: "When we get to this point, I should prevail." Spıke ¬ 19:57 23-Jul-10 Keep. I don't care how poorly it's done, it's a Captain...and something about ditching a ship? I dunno, but let it stay! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:54, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Sentimental value. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Disintegrate A humorless and unnecessary Captain article. The quotes are the main problem, but if you take those and the irrelevant pics away, you don't have much of an article left. Saberwolf116 02:31, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There's nothing funny at all about a long list of understatements, even after declaring that each was uttered by a super-hero of understatement. Ah, but there's a bio; and, ah, he's gay!!! Now I get it! Spıke ¬ 02:43 20-Jul-10 Delete. Per Spike, exactly. Plus, the concept is so mind-numbingly obvious that it's hard to me to see how this could ever be fixed up and made funny. pillow talk 05:53, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Captain _" is NOT FUNNY! I don't see how people think it could possibly be funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 04:14, July 21 2010 UTC Delete. Incredibly ugly and rather short. Unless someone can give it massive expansion, we don't need this. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:13 AM 7/21/10 Burn in Hell THis article is forever damned--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:19, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --Chiefjustice3DS 17:13, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Premium Jesus

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Disintegrate. Jesus has bad taste. Saberwolf116 21:47, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Overt vanity by a band that admittedly pursued a career so weakly that they will never be well-known. Above all, having gotten wasted with your buddies never seems fun in retrospect unless you share it with an unwilling world. Spıke ¬ 23:38 23-Jul-10 I think... it... it killed my brain. O_o ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:37 (UTC) Delete. Crucify him! --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. Crucifixion? You lucky bastards Myocardialinfarction 10:03, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Can't decide whether this is a parody of something or if it's just some strange pseudo vanity article. Either way I say it ought to be deleted. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:09, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Fed-Ex Pope

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Disintegrate. Short and shit. Saberwolf116 16:25, July 23, 2010 (UTC) What the hell does this have to do with Fed-Ex?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:25, July 23 2010 UTC Delete. Stubby. Never explains the concept. Inconsistent (Fed-Ex vs. fed-ex). Inept ("dawn [sic] a bathrobe"). Spıke ¬ 19:50 23-Jul-10 Kill. Article sucks... but save the image. *shifty eyes* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:21 (UTC) Delete, and no need to save the image, either - it's just a Conan O'Brien screenshot. In fact, the whole article is just a shitty retelling of a Conan O'Brien bit. [1]. pillow talk 00:31, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate I want it to blow up so badly that even the ashes will be destroyed --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:57, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Oh, nevermind on the image, then. *clueless* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:36 (UTC)

Mira River

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Dull and Wikipedia-ish article that hasn't been touched since '07. Saberwolf116 06:17, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A couple of dull paragraphs, then several short and dull lists. Woo. --UU - natter 10:43, Jul 23 Delete. It could be better--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:35, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There's about five jokes in this article, and all of them are stupid.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:23, July 23 2010 UTC
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More or less

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Meh Not good, but not that bad--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:05, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Norris and Wilde and fake religions, oh my! pillow talk 18:56, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 22:00, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. On the contrary, 333, it's as bad as it gets when you take a random concept and talk it to death. "Moreorlessism?" Spıke ¬ 22:18 22-Jul-10 Delete. And Mr T, don't forget Mr T. --UU - natter 10:38, Jul 23 Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:54, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Guilty Gear

Score: 4
Keep (1)	A piece of horse shit yes, but it doesn't deserve this. Let it have a second chance in life. Besides, it has a wife and three kids--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:50, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Has a rewrite tag, but it would probably be much better if it were rewritten from an empty page. pillow talk 18:45, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. I'm going to be lazy with this one. If I missed anything funny, let me know. Saberwolf116 21:48, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "1-D fighting video game series made by Sam-whogivesashit." Sorry; after this, I didn't give one either. I did peruse the Table of Contents and saw the 25-item list. Spıke ¬ 22:25 22-Jul-10 Delete. A piece of horse shit yes. End of story. --UU - natter 10:37, Jul 23 Delete. Absolutely awful. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:55, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Flame

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Not good. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:06, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Vape. --Andorin Kato 07:09, July 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Meh, indeed. --UU - natter 10:44, Jul 23 Tear apart with bare fists Bad memes, random, and nothing. Aleister 10:48 23 7 Redirect to Fire We don't need any internet type thing to do with flames. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:46 AM 7/23/10
Comments	Redirected to Fire. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:24, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

More fun than Wikipedia

Score: 4
Keep (1)	I shall give it grace and let it have another chance at life--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:04, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Though formatted well and written coherently, it is self-indulgent, unfunny, and obnoxious. pillow talk 18:59, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Not funny --Elassint 21:25, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dittoes Hyperbole. Goofy intro is not funny; if article has a point, it's a big pat on our own back. Spıke ¬ 21:58 22-Jul-10 Disintegrate. Why is Plato in this article? Saberwolf116 22:02, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter 10:40, Jul 23
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Mr. Mister

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Hell no Um,to short and not funny--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. Too much celebrity namedropping, not enough funny. Saberwolf116 18:13, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Made me think of how much I liked Mr Show and then feel sad for the world. This is crud. It's just not fair! Myocardialinfarction 19:57, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not funny --Elassint 22:17, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Luton Town Football Club

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFT! Saberwolf116 18:12, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. This article is possesed by Satan himself. To hell with the devil--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:22, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Embodiment of cruft Don't care about football, never been to Luton and I still hate the author. Myocardialinfarction 19:47, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 04:22, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Morrisons

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Confuses saying that something really, really sucks with actual satire. pillow talk 18:52, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If Morrison's sold satire, this is what it'd taste like. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:53, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Bin I'd put it in 'reduced to clear' but no bugger would buy it. Myocardialinfarction 19:42, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I would try to see the humor here, but I prefer not to stick my head up someones ass--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:08, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. I've never heard of this store, and this article bored me to tears. Throw it into a volcano. Saberwolf116 21:54, July 22, 2010 (UTC) This article is pathetic, stupid, and not funny. --Elassint 22:14, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Morocco Moles

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Weak keep. Follow the links; this article is part of an interrelated set. Why is Green Ferets misspelled--Oh, I get it! Decent writing, verges on cleverness, but what's the point? Spıke ¬ 21:56 22-Jul-10
Delete (5)	Probably should have been nuked years ago. pillow talk 18:49, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Nuke Agreed, its EPIC FAIL like the person who made it--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:55, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Don't waste your time reading this garbage Just hope it goes away. Myocardialinfarction 19:44, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 20:54, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 21:50, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
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H R Giger-Counter

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Weak Keep I get all the references and it sort of makes sense. Needs help but viable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:15, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Kinda cute idea. The pic particularly. Needs work, but not hopeless. Plus, you should probably know who Giger is (he did the art for the Alien movies, and around about 80% of all computer game alien planet settings "homage" his work heavily). Get rid of the stuff at the end though. I may even get around to doing something with this myself one day. May. --UU - natter 11:33, Jul 21 Keep per UU and Count Aleister 11:52 21 7 Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep Hugely improved following just a few edits by UU, so it ought to be a real gem if given some further attention. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:13, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Edited article no longer requires the reader to "do your research" to enjoy it. Spıke ¬ 12:40 21-Jul-10 ;-) --UU - natter 12:58, Jul 21 Keep. (Formerly Abstain) This is actually growing on me. I'm just hoping it won't fuck my face. Myocardialinfarction 14:58, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Obliterate. Dead end article. Based around some kind of thing called a Bjork. Also, any article with an "Obligatory" Russian Reversal joke that warrants it's own section deserves to die. --Wilytank 19:36, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. Yes, well you see...no. Saberwolf116 03:22, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It would be easy to delete the Russian Reversal "joke." But: Who is HR Giger? Is this article vanity? If not, why is "Geiger" misspelled throughout the article? Who is Heronimous Bartholomew Pencil? If no one, why is he introduced? Why is the abbreviation for his name introduced for each of the 1 subsequent occurrences? Are we supposed to know what sound Bjork makes when she cums? What is the point of this article? Spıke ¬ 03:33 21-Jul-10 H.R. Giger is a macabre artist who I find notable for supplying art to Celtic Frost's To Mega Therion and Triptykon's Eparistera Daimones. This article barely says anything about him. --Wilytank 11:09, July 21, 2010 (UTC) And Björk is a fairly successful Icelandic pop star famous for a high-pitched shriek of a voice. From this, it is possible to infer that there is a suggestion she makes an even more shrill noise when she cums. There are less amusing ideas in the world. HB Pencil is a (poor) joke about a type of (gasp) pencil, used in this case through a silly name. If you have a problem with silly names, take it up with Charles Dickens. Why are you not doing your research? ;-) --UU - natter 11:50, Jul 21 Also quite famous for designing the alien in the film Alien, of course. Was a friend of Dali's, too. Oh - and Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:53, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Rescinded. Spıke ¬ 12:38 21-Jul-10 While I like some of the wording of it, since it cannot even stick to a point, kill. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100721 - 03:54 (UTC) Nevermind. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 06:01 (UTC)
Comments	I sort of like the pun, but otherwise, this is described adequately by a content-free grammar. Myocardialinfarction 11:30, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Kept. 6-2. Also, since there was no VFD tag on the article, it occurs to me that this was technically invalid anyway. Ho hum. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:38, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Mega Man versus Rock Man

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	MegaCruft Saberwolf116 14:58, July 21, 2010 (UTC) I do not wish to subscribe to your newsletter Maybe it could be funny if it was animated gifs or something and I took drugs. Can't be arsed. Myocardialinfarction 15:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A chatty essay by Joe Cool. Spıke ¬ 15:21 21-Jul-10 Meh... ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 04:25 (UTC)
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Nat wolf

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete.Written by someone who hates pop music so much it caused their funny gland to shrivel. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:38, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Wow, that second picture is offensively bad. Saberwolf116 14:31, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Oh God, what just happened that's just really bad. Can I have that lighter fluid back? Myocardialinfarction 14:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Huh. That's... mildly disturbing. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 04:26 (UTC)
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Mega Man Diet Zero

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Delete (4)	MegaCruft Part II Saberwolf116 14:58, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As above. Sporked horse puckey. Myocardialinfarction 15:12, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "The zeroth installment....it therefore does not exist." But I read it anyway. Isn't this one for Captain Nonexistent? Spıke ¬ 15:18 21-Jul-10 Delete. Now the article won't have to exist either. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:25, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Ninjawizards

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Oversaturated with memes and wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:39, July 21, 2010 (UTC) "You know," another thing this article does wrong is tell us how the author chose the subject, contain a template explaining how funny it is, discusses possible future edits, and quibble with its own section headings. It is too self-congratulatory to survive. Spıke ¬ 13:45 21-Jul-10 Disintegrate. Poorly written and trashy. Saberwolf116 14:29, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yuck - poorly written, unfunny and ugly as hell. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:40, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Mega Man XXX

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Mega Crappy IMHO Saberwolf116 05:35, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Awful concept. Juvenile and predictable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:50, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Get off my damn lawn. Myocardialinfarction 11:25, July 21, 2010 (UTC) "Story: There is none." There has never been a clearer statement than this start of Section 2 that author has nothing to say. Humor: There is none either. Spıke ¬ 11:28 21-Jul-10
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Robot depression

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Disintegrate. Semi-decent concept; offensively bad execution. Saberwolf116 05:29, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Random babble about absolutely nothing, untouched in two years. Based on an alternate US history, which is based on Al Gore though it was written one entire presidential term after Gore's prominence. Spıke ¬ 11:25 21-Jul-10 Delete. If I wasn't eating a sandwich I think I'd just have set fire to myself rather than read to the end. Myocardialinfarction 11:27, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. *Steals Myocardialinfarction's sandwich.* --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC) You'll need some of this lighter fluid to wash that down, you cheeky bugger. Myocardialinfarction 13:01, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Baghdad Mayhem

Score: 2
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Delete (2)	Delete. Hasn't been touched since 2008. I don't see this going anywhere. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:01 AM 8/1/10 Delete. This could be an attempt to force-fit Iraq and a soccer league (unfortunately, the US Major League Soccer, obscure even in the US). Author's insistence on changing the names of everything makes even this hard to determine. As the template says, it's a stub--a poorly written one. Spıke ¬ 12:24 1-Aug-10
Comments	Comment. This is 2008-cruft, distinctly lacking any real content, QVFD material, not VFD. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:40, August 1, 2010 (UTC)