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I am the Narrator. You don't know it, but I control your life. If you delete this, I will be the one who will haunt you. I will write your destiny and turn you into a mollusc or other squishy animal. That's Right. Where will your admin privileges get you then hmmmm... Mwahahahaha! I can do things that will make your skin stand on end, your hair get covered in pimples and your IQ to drop below your average creationist. Scared? You should be. As I narrate your entire life! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

I know you are shaking your head, but you see I am making you shake it. Everything...You..Do...Is...A..Result...Of...Me.

I will force you to send money. Send money...



Wait for it...

Huh... I'm rubbish at this job.

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