User:Myocardialinfarction/Ask Marlon Brando

Hollywood legend Marlon Brando answers your questions from his private island in the afterlife. Simply type your question in below and Marlon will ponder it and get back to you whenever he can be bothered.

KEEP IN MIND: "It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror."

So no hiding your toys from horror. Crawl on the edge of a straight razor and confide in Marlon.

Dear Marlon, my problem is:

• You are now in someone's userspace. WTF!? --User:Matfen