User talk:TKF/Archive6

The article Torchwood

Hello, I'm just wondering why you deleted my article about Torchwood? My friends and several people on this site found the page funny, so I'm just wondering why you deleted it? Could you please reinstate it or at least give me a reason why you did it.

Sex Goddess

Hey man Just wondering why you deleted this... it wasn't set up to start with so I figured making an unmade article to joke with my gf would be fine. Is there a bandwidth issue? I assume you think of it as under the vanity part... but perhaps we could make it a "work in progress" article (surely uncyclopedia can get quite creative with an article entitled sex goddess ; ) Ryanman 07:43, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Midleton C.B.S.

why did you delete my page? let me put it up, man. Unless you've got a good reason... -Jiminybillybob

See UN:VAIN. That's a good reason. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:40, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

How is this a vanity page? This has no info about me on it, so unless you have a problem with the actual content of the page, then whats the problem? Honestly...

Vanity essentially stretches to anything that can be defined as "if it's not notable enough for Wikipedia, it isn't notable enough for here." This includes schools, friends, and anything of that sort. The only way I would keep it is if it is long, well-formatted, and funny enough to pass as an actual article. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:03, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, well you make a good point, but it wasnt finished. can i gt it back and put the {construction} tag on it? its still in writing... PLZ??

Okay, permission to do that granted. I'll keep a close eye on it, and if it's good enough, I'll keep it as permissible vanity. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:15, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

thanks man. At least your not like other admin idiots who abuse their power just to be an ass. Nice One

Oh, don't get me wrong, I can be one of those too ;) you just happened to catch me on one of my good days. Also, sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~) to get your signature to show up. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:22, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

World in conflict

The killer Froggy plz plz let me know why you deleted my world in conflict page, im pretty ticked off. Is there anyway how you can revive it - Mazman34340

I deleted World in Conflict because it was Voted for Deletion by the Uncyclopedia community. You could try making it again, but first try reading HTBFANJS to make it extra funny, so it doesn't get deleted again. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:07, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Oops, i made a hate image just for you, so i gotta be mean to the uncyclopedia community and not just you. Thanks thekillerfroggy. Il start deleting articles and go on a mass deletion spree muahahhahah!!!

Well, that was a failed escapade -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:19, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Jew

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Xmas

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Have a good one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:21, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks man, you too. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:00, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Dec 17

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

User:Weird Al Blocking request

Since you're KUN, can you block User:Weird Al as he is clearly an impersonator. And yes, I, Al have chosen you to do the job. Now scurry! "Weird Al" Yankovic _Albuquerque! 03:59, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Side note, I have redirected the page to mine. Just for now. So don't end up blocking me. "Weird Al" Yankovic _Albuquerque! 04:01, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

That last person's contribution was from June 2005, so I don't see any point in blocking him, but for the same reason I'll allow your redirection. Carry on. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:27, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let: the crypt-keeper bite you. me catch you throwing eggs at my fucking house again, TKF/Archive6. ...no, I'm serious about the egg thing, okay? I'm fuckin' serious. ...you can hide the eggs, but this ain't Easter. ...you could eat the eggs, but this ain't Thanksgiving. ...you could light the eggs on fire but this ain't the 4th of July. ...unless you're in a kitty costume. That's okay, cuz it's god damned Halloween, okay???!??! -- This preceding message was brought to you by   Le Cejak • <->

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

You have been inducted!

Congratulations! Felicitations! YOU have been inducted into the the most glorious Order of Nofu. The Order of Nofu is a select order of Nofu Aristocrats. As a member of this fledgling order, it will be your duty to help construct the Order of Nofu main page. As this page has not yet been created, please refrain from editing until the plaster is dry. Your official title is now "Le Baron de Nofu", and your signature can now be changed as such. You can link it to the forum for now (where an official notice will soon be made). Remember, our mission is to, "Keep the Nofu in the vaults and off the streets."

Thanks, and again, Congratulations,

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:25, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

{{Nofu|comment}}

Check out your bank account here.

Oh, and have one of my (small) christmas cards. (If you want a big one, just ask!)

For those who Hate Big Things Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:30, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

A query on VFD protocol

I wonder if you would care to answer a question for me my good sir? Would it be OK for the likes of myself to remove a page from VFD? I believe Queers was voted to be huffed (which it was), and I later recreated Queers, and redirected the page to Gay. Queers is still on the VFD page. Under these circumstances would it be acceptable for me to remove the VFD box on Queer? MrN 20:54, Dec 19

Dear Mr. Admin, sir,

Hey TKF! Long time no talk. I was wondering if you'd lift Cajek's ban. If you haven't guessed, Cajek and I play pranks on one another on a regular basis, usually messing with stuff in each others' userspaces. For instance, Cajek blanked my userpage here, and I messed with his Pee Review template here. We do it for fun, not to disrupt one another's work, or to disrupt Uncyclopedia. We've been doing stuff to each other for a long time now, and I'm sorry if you thought it was meant to cause harm. So yeah, if you ever see Cajek vandalizing my stuff, or vice-versa, that's why. (You can pretty much see the weirdness of our relationship on my talk page.) So, just stopping by to let you know, didn't think anybody'd take it seriously because no one had in the past. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:47 Dec 21, 2007

Thankee you. Man, after the holidays, I hope to write more stuff on here. I miss the old days... writin' articles, writin' more articles... being adopted by some dude named Thekillerfroggy back when he wasn't an admin... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:04 Dec 21, 2007

Cajek's still banned. Did you remember to unblock the autoblock? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:27 Dec 21, 2007

Was his IP banned also? MrN 20:28, Dec 21

That's the thing, see. When an admin bans someone, unless they remember to uncheck the "Automatically block the last IP address used by this user, and any subsequent IPs they try to edit from", the IP address gets autoblocked as well. Then when an admin unbans someone, they have to remember to unblock the automatically blocked IP address, or the user'll remain banninated. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:30 Dec 21, 2007

(Block log); 16:32 . . Olipro (Talk | contribs) (unblocked User:#24168)

Never mind, Olipro fixed it first. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:33 Dec 21, 2007

holiday greetings

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Accept this, cretin

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:49, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

A Gay comment on VFH

Just thought I would mention. Feel free to strip my nom for Gay of the VFH queue now, rather than waiting for it to die a natural death. The VFH queue is rather long at the moment and there is not much voting going on. As Gay is clearly not going to make it, it might be good to get shot of it now, allowing other articles to get the votes they need. Thanks. MrN 22:32, Dec 23

Sorry, but VFH is a place where author requests tend to not be honored. When VFH passes over 20 articles in quantity and Gay has the lowest health of the bunch, then it's gone (or if Gay falls to abnormally low health levels, whichever comes first). -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:43, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:30, Dec 23

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:24, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Up For Adoption

Please sir, adopt me! I looked on the list of adopters and all the cool people were already full up to here with noobs. However, I remember reading your Dept. of Tourism article, and decided I like your style. Are you still accepting adoptlets? I can spell. Click on my sig to see what I've been working on. --Dallasallad 22:10, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

• It's a Christmas miracle! T.K.F. is my new dad! --Dallasallad 04:14, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas TKF/Archive6! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Rick Roll

Could you do me a favor? I want User:Kip the Dip/rickroll restored with it's full history, but unlocked so I can give it a plaque naming it as a 'historical landmark'. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

OBJECTION!

.>>Did you not notice the construction tags on my Club Penguin and Kidz Bop articles? <_< -KW- 23:37, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoopsie-daisy *-_-* Consider them restor'd. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:37, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Thanks for setting up HowTo:Mail a Letter in the VFH queue, but could you change the link to the article to [[HowTo:Mail a Letter|mail her a letter]]? Thanks a bunch! Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:27, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear TKF,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

VFD

I'll smith for ya.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:21, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:58, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Aristocrats feature

I'm guessing that you made the feature queue thing for my Aristocrats article. May I just suggest that instead of linking to the article with more, it says view comments? Just an idea, if you've got something better planned, then that's fine. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:03, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:The Wonder Pets missing in Iraq

Could you restore the UnNews article I was working on? -KW- 20:45, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Not Sure Why

You have chosen to harrass me on IRC... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:58, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Because, quite simply, you broke Rule 2 many a time to me long ago, and I'm just enforcing my beliefs. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:00, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

BUT I LOVE YOUR ARTICLES! I don't understand ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:02, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Being a sycophant won't get you anywhere but even further down the tubes :) If you want what's right for you, leave me alone, please. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:09, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

AHEM

So, where's my cookie? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:28 Jan 06, 2008

Actually, I believe that he promised you "SO MANY FUCKING COOKIES". He owes you big. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:34, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Question

Since Euronintendo was kept, does that mean I can move "Fisher Price: Simpson's Edition" to mainspace? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:55, Jan. 6, 2008

Link me to it, I'll see if it's worthy. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:14, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

You've seen it before. Meh. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:03, Jan. 7, 2008

Well? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:22, Jan. 8, 2008

Mainspace'd it this morning. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:23, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, cool. I'm surprised it wasn't QVFD'd. ; ) -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:26, Jan. 8, 2008

I have a pretty serious question: why do I get so hungry every time I see silence of the lambs?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 8 (02:38)

People's Republic of China

Hi, I was recommended to you. Some fucking idiot messed things up big time in this article. This is how the article use to look with my last edit and my many contributions to a developing article:

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=People%27s_Republic_of_China&diff=2716816&oldid=2716786

Now go to the page; some complete pro-Communist-China douchebag edited the page to make THE ENTIRE THING SERIOUS, ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND BORING. Yes, I'm serious, it looks like it's straight out of - gasp - WIKIPEDIA! No joke.

So I went to the edit page to show this guy what-for, and realized uncyclopedia doesn't have an "undo" option like wikipedia. There is way too much crap to wade through in order to fix this gigantic mess he created. Can you handle this asshole? You seem like a responsible administrator who knows what to do with douchebags like this.--PericlesofAthens 01:32, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

YAY! It DOES suck =D

I noticed that my poem "Funderful World" has been placed on the ICU.

I guess my goal of creating the worlds crappiest poem has become a reality. Thank you for making my day.

Warm regards, Javascap 14:12, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

My block

• This is what I left on Mordillos talk page could you please consider this, there has been a mistake.

Why did you block me and not allow me to appeal on my talk page. You said my edits where questionable and that I was using sock puppets. The only reason I had another account is because I forgot the password for the first account that I created. This account only had a few edits so I decided to start again with a more memorable pass word and username similar to that of my en:Wikipedia username. As for my questionable edits, they probably were but I did not see anyone revert any of them. If this is the case and they where not removed then it mustn't be all that bad.My first account is unusable, it cannot be used ever unless I guess whatever password I chose when it was created. So really it isn't a sock puppet. Could you please unblock my account. I am here to do funny things if poss. Not everyone has the same sense of humor but I do think that some people will find my spurious editions funny. I am also here to let of steam, especially after creating serious articles on the English Wikipedia. 202.148.228.19 04:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I think there might be some confusion. I chose the name Nikullllll with all the l's on the end due to the fact that Nikkull was taken. I have no connection with this Nikkull, if I wanted a sock puppet for malicious use I would not choose a name similar to the previous, that would be soooooo obvious. I was using another called User:Jackp but forgot the password, so I created a new account. The only reason I know about this other user is becuase I went through your contribs and saw all the reverts that you made to this other user. I then realised the mistake that you made and how obvious this may have seemed at the time, but this is not the case. The other user is not connected to me apart from the Jackp which is unusable anyway. You also put some kind of message on his user page saying that my account was his inner sock, this should also be removed. Thanks 202.148.228.19 01:55, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

The username you've given me (Nikullllll) seems to not exist. You make a good point though, and if I can get a confirmed and valid account I'd unblock it instantly. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:32, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

You

Screw you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:41, Jan 11

Eh, Thanks TKF! You did mess up the recently featured page though... - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 16:42, Jan 11

...holy shit!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 11 (16:43)

O__________O WHAT HAVE I DONE! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Thekillerfroggy (talk • contribs)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Request to Hack up some images

I found an article with some long term vandalism at Robert Johnson. However becasue of the vandalism. It ended up orphaning some images that got huffed. Those images are Image:Stumpy.jpg, Image:Crossroads.jpg, and Image:Skeleton2.jpg. I have reverted the edits of the Stupid IP all that needs to be done is the images restored. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: Welcome

Hi there! Thanx for filling me in.

I heard about this at school and it looks fun, but I have never considered myself to be a funny guy. Could you help me adjust to this type of humor? --/font>ker 05:57, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

The Mike Gravel Article

Hi, as you're the author and you have the ability to edit this, would you consider making the changes discussed on the VFH voting page? Thanks.--Æ 23:57, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

And like that.. it's gone!

Yeah, so I log on to Uncyc, head over to VFD first, as is my wont. I vote on one article... Whoosh! A Frog he did a-huffing go, and suddenly all the linkies are red! Not saying this for any particular reason, you understand, I just feel a little disoriented and have to gather my thoughts before doing something else. Anyway, stay in school kids, and remember to eat your greens! Kapwinnnng! (And he was gone). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:37, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, so I found something to do, and came across this: Pt:Henrike Yatta. It's just a redirect to a different wiki. Would this have to go on VFD, or can it just be huffed? Surely we don't need it? And it's not linked from anywhere except... Well, this page now! Anyway, toodles! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:00, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't look like that page even exists on that wiki, either. I don't know how to delete inter-wiki redirects, as there's no way to link back to the redirect on this wiki, and I don't have the time or money to fiddle around with the URL. But I'll try to get rid of it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:04, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Requesting Adoption

Here are my qualifications:

• Fluent in English

• FLOO-wint in SUH-thun, YA HEAH!

• AHM a NAY-tiv LAN-nan!

• Understands both humor and humour

• WARNING: This n00b has ADD and occasionally forgets to finish what

--Anakin 15:41, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Aren't you already adopted by THINKER? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:02, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

He doesn't have any template on his userpage that says "This user has adopted Anakin" and my page's "requesting adoption" template hasn't been altered.--Anakin 16:09, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Usually, you're the one who changes the template on your page. It's really just an option to add the other template, too. Anyway, Thinker would be a much better adopter than me, so ask him again. You won't regret it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:14, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the help. By the way, I have a new bit of writing.--Anakin 20:27, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

RE:Ryan Tubridy

You say that Ryan Tubridy was voted for deletion? Were the E-voting machines used, as he's the closest thing this country has to a national joke.

All the E-voting machine records necessary are at Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive109#Ryan_Tubridy. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:27, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

WTF?

What happened? Can you do me a favor, and check to see if it's actually me on the IRC? I think LotofLOLS has been impersonating me, but I can't be sure--it could be mo9p or even UnIdiot. Paranoia may soon become reality...and that's not just the Rittalin talking. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:38, Jan 24

Oh. Uh. I don't know about that whole Impersonator thing is about, and I have no way of checking that, but I was going to unban you. Well, before I got distracted. Just saying sorry is all. Keep on your toes, register your nick, etc. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:10, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

It was registered, that's the thing. Besides, the crow flies south at high noon. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Jan 25

Thank you

and I'm sorry for creating so much extra work. I'll never do it again. --monika 00:08, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh, it's no problem. In fact, I'm happy you decided to create such a sprawling project for PLS. It shows some people actually still put effort into their work, unlike me >_<. I get 4 cents from your prize money if you win, though, since I did create that talk page. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:12, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Will do. I'll use the rest of the prize to pay for postage. --monika 00:14, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

aberdactyl colony

why huff?

Too short, not funny. Read HTBFANJS and put effort into articles. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:06, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

im not finished, i was still editing and i recieved the message stating that it had been delted

If your work is in progress, put the {{Construction}} template on it. Also, do what I said above. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:09, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

so just put that construction thing at the bottom of the page? ok, i have read that as well, and I will. Thank You.

Also, capitalize your sentences and spell correctly. Try reading UN:DUMB too, that helps. Knowledge is power, give a hoot read a book, etc. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:12, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

What is it that I put for the construction link. I'm new to this.

{{Construction}} -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:15, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

how can i add pictures to each section to be placed on the right side? Sorry I'm looking like such a noob. I suppose I am.

Pictures are formatted like this: [[Image:Example.jpg|thumb|(left/right)|(Caption)|XXXpx]]

The XXXpx part determines how big you want it to be (example: 200px for 200 pixels, a typically ideal size for images), and the thumb makes it a thumbnail, what you're looking for. Also, sign your posts on people's talk pages with four tildes (~~~~) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:24, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, you are a big help. Karlberlin007 01:26, 28 January 2008 (UTC) NO! ok now I have an important question that I think I already know the answer to. I was on another website, and was shut down automatically from the internet by my McAfee virus software after a trojan tried to gain access to the computer. I checked the page and it says none exists or that it may have been deleted, does this mean that all the work I have done to make it better is now lost in eternity?

If you use Firefox, there's an option to restore lost session data. Other than that, though, I think you might not be able to fix it :/ A good tip for the future though is that you could start writing your work in Microsoft Word and copy it over when you're done, that way you have a backup in case something goes wrong. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:34, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

I was just about to do that, and i had planned to incase, but i was just about finished, just putting in another quote by a famous celeb, and then the page shut down. I'm running IE 7, so looks like that isnt happening. Oh well, I probably won't try to re create it, it took enough time just to get to there, and i can't really rewrite alot of it seeing as how it's all based on a history project I did awhile ago.

Since you appear to be on...

That problem on the main page with the featured article can be solved by adding empty pairs of nowiki tags before and after the ref tags. --monika 01:53, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

(Or, you know, just remove the ref...) --monika 02:03, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Done and done. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:04, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Well, it's nice to know ref tags generated through includes don't hate just me. --monika 02:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh

Your last userpage vandal watches spongebob. I knew I recognized the "poison your crops, etc" thing. It's a quote from spongebob...don't ask me how I know that... But aren't you glad to know I'm looking out for you? I got your back, dude. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:54, Jan 28

Hmm, apparently he's not your 'last' userpage vandal anymore. Oh, those wacky IPs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:56, Jan 28

Figuring it out

I was still editing the page when you kept deleting it. I just wanted to see how it looked. Granted, I could have used the preview button more but I didn't really trust it.

What page was it? Also, trust the preview button. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:02, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

top 10

I did the math, and with the current results, we'll have 14 featured articles (3 duplicates). Also, Spang told me to keep working with the normal template and gave me the right code. Who do we give the honorable mention to? places 11-15? ~ Mordillo where is my CLIT? 15:08, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Did you have to protect it? It says voting ends February 1st, and I didn't get to finish voting. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:23, Jan. 31, 2008

It said it ended the 1st? Hmmm... I forgot to change it then :/ sorry, me and Mordillo both agreed it would end today so we'd have all of the code and stuff prepared to launch on the 1st. Sorry if you were misinformed, to make up for it I'll unlock it for a few more minutes... just for you :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:27, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Wait, it doesn't say voting ends February 1st anywhere on the page. Still, it's open for another half hour by your request. Now go vote. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:30, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Crap

Why on earth are you adding {{Crap}} to people's pages? Trying to userfy it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:10, Feb. 2, 2008

I'm removing Crap from non-user pages and substing it on all of the user pages that it's already on. As you can plainly see, I am still on this so-called "crusade" to utterly destroy the template. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:13, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

PLEASE STOP DELETING MY PAGES

I wish you would stop deleting pages I place here. I dispute your ability to act as an arbiter on matters of humour given your own contributions and I would appreciate it if you CONTRIBUTE rather than take on the role of a censor.Phosgene 00:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Firstly, insulting someone who has spent far longer here contributing and helping others isn't a good way to make friends and influence people. Secondly, I added a "construction" tag to your article (which would have given it seven day's grace whilst you worked on it). For some strange reason you removed that tag, and then the article was deleted. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Really, now... I would not call stating a difference of opinion over someone who had already deleted the page once (a key fact) insulting someone. Strong, yes, probably not a lot stronger than merely deleting a page without explanation of the offer of assistance. Other people who read the article chuckled. I though it a sufficient seed for another creative wag to play with. There is a place on Uncyclopedia for short articles as evidenced by the number of them here. I read the dos and don'ts before my original contribution some time ago and we'll have to agree to differ: I maintain that short articles are legitimate here. If you disagree, then I invite you to contribute - in the spirit of this site.

Phosgene 23:40, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Phosgene, meet Mhaille. Mhaille has 20+ features, a UotY, and over 20,000 contributions, but the extent to which he's contributed to this site goes far beyond mere statistics and numbers. So don't tell him to "start contributing" please :)

Additionally, short articles are good when they are funny and of a respectable shortness. Your article was about four sentences long, poorly formatted, didn't use correct English conventions, wasn't funny nor witty, and most of the "short articles" on the site you seem to be modeling your own after tend to be VFD'd once they are spotted. Instead, why don't you read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, a couple featured articles, and try to model your contributions after those. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:49, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

PLEASE STOP DELETING MY PAGES: UPDATE 1 (Feb 03, 08)

When I see the following: "Database locked From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search The database is currently locked to new entries and other modifications, probably for routine database maintenance, after which it will be back to normal.

The administrator who locked it offered this explanation: The database has been automatically locked while the slave database servers catch up to the master"

over an article you appear unable to leave alone. Is this you again? Phosgene 04:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

The database tends to lock itself every few minutes for no reason. Personally, I find it annoying as fuck. Just refresh the browser and try again; not all the problems on the wiki are caused by the administrators, you know. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:12, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

THINKER Loves You

Ah yes, TKF. Indeed, it is completely your fault that I've been saddled with the title "Writer of the Year." You who has always read and appreciated my articles and understood the humor that a lesser mind couldn't comprehend. You who has stuck by me and my consistent prickery. You who.. um.. entertains me in IRC. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Anyway, I'm going to wrap up this personalized thank you note, as Flight of the Conchords is about to start and I've never seen a full episode of it before. So, from the bottom of my nicotine-stained, venom-pumping heart, thank you for nominating and voting for me as WotY. Sadly, it is one of the highest honors I've ever received. THINKER loves you. --THINKER 04:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Uh...

(Block log); 00:57 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:MrN9000 with an expiry time of 2 hours: You're not Poopsmith)

...yeah he is. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:13 Feb 02, 2008

LolZ!!! I just knew that would happen! Any idea how to stop it happening again? :D MrN 06:27, Feb 2

Frankly my dear...

Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. Fondly, PP

Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:52, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

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