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Sir Sycamore Sheepshagger esq.

SURPRISE COMMENT

See, it's not talkpage rape.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 14:06 Apr 08, 2009

Nice--Sycamore (Talk) 14:10, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

ok yeah

i think i managed to mess it up hahahaha Djdorama 00:16, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorted, I think.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:25, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

TOTALLY THANKS also, could you run it by me how you did that for future reference? i really dont get it T_T. thanks ! Djdorama 02:47, 10 April 2009 (UTC) DOUBLE POST.

i know how you moved it. i dont get the whole QVFD thing though (which i didnt do btw) Djdorama 02:52, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Basically QVFD works to allow users to delete stuff that should nt be around, when you move stuff you create an 'article' that redirects you to the titiel you've moved it to. If you are going to mainspace your work thwere is no need for these redircts. If you move an article that does not need a redirect you just add to the top of the QVFD list like this {{Redirect|Uneeded redirect title of some kind}} then an admin will get rid of it.
A big tip is not to move the same article twice (just ask fro help if you do) even if you've made a mistake, as a real mess can result. The other thing is just to move the article with the tab at the top of the screen (which you did already), mkae sure though that the title you want is exactly the one you want though. Hope this explains things:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:26, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

my article, part 2

i think i submitted it for a pee review, but im not sure. i'm so helpless. help please? or pee review it yaself? idk Djdorama 00:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I can't find your article on Pee review. To submit it you need to go to Pee review and go to the bottom, simply enter the article title and click submit. You will then come up with an editing screen, maybe add a little about what you've tried to do etc and click save. Then your artivcle will be on the list of articles to be reviewed, give me shout if it does not work quite right:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:32, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Bastid!

You conflicted me on The Fork and Spoon War. Ironically, I was about to do the same thing you did. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 19:27, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I am pretty quick, not the fastest yet though. Feel the force:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:39, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder

Hi Sycamore, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty busy these days, although I love the idea of IC I doubt I will have the time to contribute to it I'm afraid. To keep up with you paperwork, probably take my name down if you like:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:12, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
If you stop eating Hagis and drinking scotch all day long, you'll have much more quality time to write. Also, you'll lose weight and your hair will stop falling off. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:15, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Self improvment is masturbation, wheres the self destuction?;) Nah the fan/shit mash up is coming on in full force...--Sycamore (Talk) 16:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
It's spelled Haggis with two G's... Though I'll take kosher pancakes with bananas, vanilla ice cream and maple syrup anytime. Best served off of a pair of naked tits. Speaking of which... *wanders off* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:29, 16 Apr
ok sir. you're always welcome back over at IC whenever you'd like. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

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ICU vs. expand

I noticed you went through and changed some of the {{ICU}}s I tagged to {{expand}}s. Care to explain why? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:30, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

You don't have to worry! I am a sysop in the greek Uncyclopedia, so I know what to do...;) Anyway, for a short period I want be writing any articles because I want to see some of the articles. But I'll be back! Muahaha. --EnKay 16:00, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I did things????--Sycamore (Talk) 16:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:26, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

hmmm, could you give me an idea (or probably an article) to write? Because nothing comes to my mind now. Enkay 17:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

There's come directions on here. Theres some idea pages, but its usually a good idea just to do your own thing. When I was starting out I always looked at our featured stuff to get ideas etc. I don't want to be too specific, just browse a bit I suppose, and you'll find an idea you can steal something will come:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:18, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Please don't ignore me, Sycamore. I wouldn't revert your edits without explaining, and you shouldn't override my edits without explaining, especially when I'm asking you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Why do you actually care? What's thirty days to us = nothing; seven days to someone starting up is a little bit harsh if they've clearly spent time trying to do something half decent. Obviously we need to stop the crapflood (one liners etc), but a little bit of patience and judgement go a long way. Peace:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:10, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
ICU isn't a death sentence; it's just a prod to the article's creator to improve it before an admin decides what to do with it. {{Expand}} is vague. If you just read the template, it doesn't say anything about deletion in 30 days. A newbie editor would probably assume that {{Expand}} is just like {{stub}} and not feel that there's any real need to fix it, so in that way expand can be more dangerous than ICU. So I guess it's a matter of preference, but I "actually care" because I don't like having my edits undone without a good reason. Cheers. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:15, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

People Quotes

I just started writing an article about a person. But I can't come out with any quotes. Any help? The half-done article is is here, if you want. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 12:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Sometimes they come as the article comes together, obviously, my undertanding is that this is Ape Erotcism - so maybe some coverage of that by David Attenborough. Usually my quotes or quote at the top is more like an essay question whcih the article fills out, but I'll often add a few throughout the article.

Some ideas,

“She's just yummy”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lynn

“A real prospect for any 'up and coming' young monarch”

~ David Starsky on Lynn's Royal credentials

“I prefer my chimps waxed and not shaved - get a bit of a raw face otherwise, which is bad for my skin”

Hope this helps:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:42, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Your help is much appreciated :) ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 09:16, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Archaeological Geophysics

Thanks for adding images to the article that I started, Archaeological Geophysics. Given the topic, you may be interested in another article that I just started, Time Team. Do please help out if you are able. Thanks.

Hunterd 11:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey Syc, I received the same message. Did you want to take care of this or should I help too? I stumbled onto (the TV show) Time Team only a year or so ago and promptly watched every episode I could find on Guba. Absolutely love the show. It's kind of weird but for some reason I see Mick in my head when I mentally put a "face" on Mordillo, though I know he can't be that old.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:59, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm certainly not that old. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:03, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
More the merrier I say, I haven't seen Time Team in ages. Also I think of Mordillo being a bit like Naboo from the Mighty Boosh...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:06, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
My world changed a few years back when I moved from a small house with a live (free) cable line to my new place, where I refuse to pay for the crap anymore. Too much stuff online for free nowadays anyway. I've always loved documentaries and Time Team is hands down the most educational archaeology show I've ever seen. Trust me, the Mordillo/Mick association in my brain is purely one of respect. I'll see what I can add to the article.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:15, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
That's all right, I personally think of Sycamore as my good friend Willie. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Aye, that's the last time you slap your Willie about--Sycamore (Talk) 12:53, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks all for any help rendered. Glad to find that there are some people out there other than myself with an interest in geofizz and Mick's glorious beard. :) Hunterd 01:22, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Not sure if this is breaking any rule as such but...

Thanks for your help :)! --TheAxis 05:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

No probs:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:24, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Racine

The article Racine, you tagged it with Ugly. How can I fix it and why is it ugly? 24.167.214.53 03:38, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi, I tagged it becasue its pretty messy, the images are all over the place the sectiosn untidy, with some short and theres white spcae created by the poor foramtting. Check out Oscar Wilde or France for an ideas on good formatting and see our Beginner's Guide. Hope this helps, remember not to be put off, and have fun:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:05, 22 April 2009 (UTC)


Jonathon Shenton

'Ello Syccy. Was just wondering why you put the ICU on this one, since as far as I can see it's vanity (Google turns up Facebokk and linkedin pages, the usual crap) - I'm assuming you must be aware of a famous Jonathon Shenton of which I am ignorant. On the other hand, if you don't and the ICU was the result of one of those brief unexplainable mental episodes that sometimes afflicts us all, I'll add it to QVFD. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh dear must be going senile;)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:20, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 23rd April 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:30, Apr 23

Prez of month.

Hi! I voted for you as prez-ident! lol :) User:Zheliel/sigz2 13:13, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Cool:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 06:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:37, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

No probs:)--Sycamore (Talk) 06:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Go Here

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Not sure thats my thing, but thansk for asking:)--Sycamore (Talk) 06:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

press

hey sycamore, just wondering if you had any comment for the unsignpost regarding its impending one-year anniversary issue in the works. are you excited? scared? apathetic? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:05, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

I feel the signpost has in many ways has brought a little too much cabal propaganda to the site for my liking. The steely grip of the Jews has affected impartiality and ultimately the papers independence is something we should all be skeptical about. Also who the feck is this Cajek guy?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:06, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey.

I'm interested in your VFD comment for Behind you. To quote:


What, pray tell, did you mean by that? Just curious... /hopes you're gonna insult me cause it turns me on... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I suppose all I mean is that there is not the same levels of truly deletion stuff in my view - I have also noticed that the most hard-line of people on here tend contribute less. Maybe if more people looked at rewrites (which is very full at the moment) or actually spent more time on their own articles a nicer trend would come about. We have so obsessed with 'quality control' in whatever form we're starting to become McDonald's which would be a shame. VFD does not add to the site, it only takes away. For your insult - 'you're dickfluff':-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:02, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I slightly disagree with your opinion (I agree about 98%, but I'm kinda one of the hard-liners you so speak of, although I'd have to say I contribute a lot. If you know what I mean. And by that I mean I have written quite a lot... Sure, that's what I meant.), but I'll grab my shotgun and shoot several liberals for your right to say it! And for beer! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:53, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:37, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!!1! -RAHB 08:41, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Ouch...--Sycamore (Talk) 08:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Thanks for the nom dude. I'd make a template or something but, you know, :effort:. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:09, 1 May

I've seen the stuff you've been doing around here. You deserve some recognition, keep it up:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:18, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

...

Hey Sycamore. I wonder what will happen to your nerves if I come and shit on your page the same way you shit on mine. Naaaah I won't. I'm all good =) Shadiac 05:47, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Answered on your talkpage--Sycamore (Talk) 11:28, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Morning

Re. your outside poop consultant idea - I'm not always about and Dexter seems to be with us late at night on the whole, so I'm perfectly happy for you to archive, etc. I'm sure most of the admins know you well enough to not take action if they see you remove anything from VFD etc. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:45, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I asked Mordillo - he's cool. Just giving a little bit of support, I won't be officially doing it, but if things get a little bit much, I'll pop my head in and go down on you... I mean archive a bit:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, saw your query on his page. If he's cool with it there's no reason anyone else shouldn't be. Thanks for the noms and votes just recently, btw. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
You're one of the few writers that has the whole 'I wish I'd written that effect' for me. I think you should have won WoTM ages ago. As far as poop goes, I don't want to interfere and if you want me to bugger off I will, sometimes the coverage is not as complete as it could be, I don't want to be poopsmith again, but sometimes a little bit of support keep things going a little smoother:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
I've thought the same about some of your articles, as it happens. But then I think to myself, "No, it would've been a poorer article if I'd done it, because it suits Sycamore's (or whichever writer wrote it) style better than mine." Mine suits fairly dry, pseudo-intellectual subjects; whereas yours is far better for articles on music and so on - we all have differing talents I suppose. Interfering and buggering off doesn't even come into question - we're all responsible for this site and keeping it to as high a standard as possible. Personally, I wouldn't care at all if any trusted user carried out tasks such as archiving, but we need to keep it limited just to keep track of things I suppose. If I could, I'd be on here for at least part of every day and could handle the smithing, but the missus gets pissed off and keeps going on about spending 'quality time' or some similar girly thing with her. Women, eh? Still, she has the breasts in this relationship, so she makes the rules. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
I agree, you and Dex do a great job, and I don't want to interfere with that, sometimes the site does move a little quicker. I think two official poopsmiths is a good thing, having a bit of 'rogue help' from can also be good thing every now and then:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Blacking up (pastime)

An idea of sheer genius. Can't wait to read the finished article. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Hell yeah, for shizzle;)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:46, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Feedback on my Articles?

Hey Sycamore I'm rather new to Uncyclopedia and I was wondering if you could provide any feedback on my two articles: Monkey Jesus and Canada II? Thanks :) Thatguyoverthere1 13:49, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd say they're pretty good. Much better than the ones I did when I was starting out - very good for a newbie:) Two things I would do is for the future I would pick real topics to parody (there are exceptions to this though) and for these ones I would sharpen the formatting. Check out the works by these guys for ideas, if you click the edit tab you can see what they've done: Mhaille, ENeGMA and Modusoperandi. They do some of the best stuff around here. There are a loads of guides for newbies, I found it was easiest just to look at what the best were doing and see how I could fit that in with what I wanted to do. For some tips check out HTBFANJS and out our Beginner's Guide - they've got some ideas and tips. You can get a proper review here: Pee Review, just follow the instructions and someone will eventually review your article. Hope this helps:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:58, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks it does help, I'll follow your suggestions :D Thatguyoverthere1 14:06, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


Blocking IP addresses

Out of curiosity - the IP address of the library system I am using is blocked on both WP and Uncyclopedia but not a third IP-address-allowing edit wiki. Can I deduce that "the same idiot" has been acting doolally twicewise, rather than a pan-Wiki block? Jackiespeel 17:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Usually this is the case to my knowledge. Wikipedia admins and Uncyclopedia are very seperate entities, its likly that somebody has vadnalised both wikis:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:35, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow

You're a straight hater, are you?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Tribbuca222 (talk • contribs)

It might help if you signed your posts. JackOfSpades (talk) 22:45, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Trolls

I heard trolls feed off sex videos and angry souls of nerdlings.--Bad Shroom 23:06, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Trolls feed on attention as do spammers. If possible don't give them anything that give the impession we wan them around. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:35, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Free Stuff

Google-tshirt thumbnail.jpg While I was over at the Googleplex researching History of Google
I managed to grab a load of these promotional t-shirts.
Here's one for you because you voted for the article on VFH!
Model not included.
Thankyou from Rabbi Techno
No probs, very nice article:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:35, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


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I'm calling you /

Birdmouse.jpg

Apparently I never do./
Ooooo, ooooo/
I'm calling you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

The keep calling me... also hello, and please don't ignore posts, I feel more "persona no gratis" than usual if people do that:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:32, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I've been ignoring your posts? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:34, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes you did on your talkpage, it raised the angst levels, and that's not good for my piles...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:45, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
This? It's not that I was ignoring you. It's more like I wasn't paying attention. I try not to do anything more than half-assed, as I might need to use the other half should a sitting-centric emergency arise. Sorry for missing the recent changes. I did ban that guy, though. That was pretty cool. I was like Han Friggin' Solo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks /me hugs:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:13, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
You can tell I'm the mouse, because I'm rubbing my hands together, plotting to murder you and wear your skin. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
I was trying to think of a witty reply to that, but I have failed.--Sycamore (Talk) 23:27, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Moo ha-ha! /me rubs hands together Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:29, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Reviewed your article.

Review here.

Saberwolf116 12:46, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOO!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SYC! WHYYYYYY! WHY YOU BASTARD! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK ALL OF YOU FOR THIS! I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL! NOT MORDILLO! WHY?! WHY?! YOU BASTARD! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Listen kid, I do the Charlton Heston impressions around here. /me collapes into right wing hysterics--Sycamore (Talk) 17:32, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
YOU WANT MY GUN, YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT OF MY HANDS, BUT ONLY IF YOU ASK! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:42, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

England

What was wrong with the england article edits? --Doomdealer666 22:10, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Sadly you chopped a little too keenly, since you've brought it up and you are obviously not a vandal, you can edit the page without harassment from myself at least, but it would be very preferable if you do not remove the stuff from the bottom of the page. Thanks there, and have fun:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:36, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

ok thanks --Doomdealer666 11:21, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Steven519

Just wanted to see if anyone noticed. My bad. --noamshouseparty 11:13, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

ok...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:15, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

User Talk:Acrolo

Hi Sycamore.

Noticed lately yah been helpin mee and i wanna say thanksors... Still getting used to this site, could use a little adoptioness if your up to it :P

Please also look at my Injury article which had an ICU tag on it i totally noticed that long random lists arent that funny so i added content to it and dont know if im allowed to remove it :P

Thanks ~ Acrolo didi do the sig right? prolly not lol.

OK, consider yourself adopted - feel free to come by for anything:)

I intially put the Ugly tag on it, but a very charming sort put an ICU on it, I've put back the ugly template for now. It needs a fair bit of work still, check out Uncyclopedia:Best of top see hw our best articles are put together, as well as HTBFANJS our humour bible (sort of).

To sign your posts simply add ~~~~ tildes. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:02, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Sycamore

Could you go on IRC and ask for some admin support? I'll keep reverting him. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

hey, what's going on here? Who is this motherfucker? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 10:26, 10 May '09
RAHB got him, he's a fanny--Sycamore (Talk) 10:27, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Consider Uncyclopedia lucky I'm an insomniac. I really should be sleeping right now. -RAHB 10:28, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and this:
Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-RAHB 10:31, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks:) /me is also tired--Sycamore (Talk) 10:34, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

It's not spam...

It is not spam, it is articles that CREAMGIRL approves -- Grue Jammy.gifCaptain Nerd(Talk)Grue Jammy.gif User:Captain Nerd/template:creamgirlapproves

Is this going to become a problem?--Sycamore (Talk) 15:28, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll cut your balls off

And feed the to the hounds. TWO double redirects? Tsk tsk. Also, tea anyone? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:09, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Coffee please my nigga.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:19, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
No seriously, you've just created the third one. How about listing them in QVFD in the future? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
I am sorry, I thought I had been, I'll try and not do so in future:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry my Samurai Jack article sucks... but I've gotten to a point to where I just dunno what the hell to do with it. :x - Hanyouman 13:36, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I would not say it sucks, maybe it needs a bit of pruning and sharpining, it's a matter of time and patience with some things. Also you owe me no apology:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Deadliest Warrior

I just don't have the energy to revise and revise the thing. Can't ya get someone else to do it? I don't know anyone on Unsike. --FlameHorse 21:13, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello

I wuv u

Hello, my name is fuentfue and im a cute, docile noob looking for a good home. It says on the adopt a noob page your looking for adoptees. I've been following the site for well over a year now and have a few solid edits, an image on VFP and im working on a few articles right now. I was wondering if you could help me out with some of the formating on the articles, thats what I struggle with most. I plan to stick around for a while as well. Please, don't leave me abandoned...

I think I will probably be taking a semi-sabbatical from here, and it would be an idea to ask one of the other adopters like Mordillo:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)