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Good represented by: GOD
God (born Herschel Godstein) is possibly the best known fictional entity on Earth after The Beatles. He was elected to be our god for the 2006th year running this year, barely beating the Egyptian sun god Ra, Omnipotent Odin, and the Almighty Zeus (still recovering from alcoholism). He is also dog spelled backwards.

As of the 3rd Qtr of 2005, the Republican Party claimed the largest share of ownership of God. It should be noted that God has been under the investigation of the SEC several times, because of the attempted claiming of two dependents, a supposed "Holy Spirit" and a "Son", who have never been seen by authorities.

However, God has made the argument that as they exist on the same plane as himself, he can list them as dependents if he "damn well pleases".

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Evil represented by: SATAN
Sir Dr. Lucifer Francis Günther Beelzebub, Lord of the Underworld, John Kerry, Keeper of the Keys, Beelzebub, Master of the Black Pit, He Who Opposes, Stalker in Darkness, The Dragon of Old, The Dark Goat of Midnight, Horned King of Misrule, Prince of Lies, Lord of Deceit, Betrayer Supreme, King of All Dooms, Painter of the Night, Lucifer Bright Morningstar, is the overlord of Hell, and is known for his boyish, friendly, and good-natured demeanor; his right-hand man is Stan, who is also his little brother.

Apart from his duties in the underworld, torturing the souls of the damned for eternity, Satan works as a crisis counselor while (at the same time) owning the South Pole brand of clothing. Because of the demands of his clothing business, Satan has been able to dedicate less time to being a crisis counselor and as a result, an increasing number of the cases he has handled have turned out poorly.

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

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