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Smurf-Snork Wars

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky War Stories cont. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:01, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh! more history-of-the-future, a story about how my play-toys are some day going to kill one another. Spıke ¬ 10:43 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. This one so stupid that I think we all deserve a medal even just looking at it. At least it happily waves its arms in the first paragraph to let you know that shit is really going to happen further down the page. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Lonnie McRae

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Undergoes complete concept failure when the author can't actually build or even describe the subject. Goes off into unfunny tangents. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:51, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So there is a lower rung on the author food chain than a budding sci-fi writer who feels he has to co-opt the Star Trek universe: someone who writes an article to flesh out a minor character from 24. Spıke ¬ 03:14 15-May-10
  • Bleh.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 05:59, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Why? Just why? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:04AM 5/15/10
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El Wado

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg More '05-cruft I don't know what you're doing, but you did it wrong.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:17, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I have no idea what they're doing at all. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 1:55 5/13/10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Achieves complete sentences, and nothing more. Spıke ¬ 18:30 13-May-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG wtf —Pelozurian (talk) 22:37, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
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Dinosarzz!!!1

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Grandpa Simpson quote in the header is a fitting intro to this rambling, uncocused and annoyingly titled article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:13, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is more of an Illogicopedia article. I was featured at Illogicopedia, so you have to agree. --SadisticWolf 15:53, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The genre is: Make up a creature and then talk (write) extemporaneously about it for fifteen minutes. This earns credit in second grade. The technique of including !!! (and especially !!!1!) in the filename is self-congratulation above usefulness to the reader. Spıke ¬ 16:31 14-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg induce extinction --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 2:36 5/14/10
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Alamo

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Though it's a well known topic and it's been around since 2005 it hasn't even gained enough content to be considered wacky war cruft. Perhaps it's best we forget this. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Tastes great/less filling" is not developed into a theme but is a throwaway meme. Nothing else is developed into a theme either, such as the possibilities for heroism and its opposite during the siege that was obvious to turn into a massacre, or the City of San Antonio's efforts to turn a dusty, dingy church into a national shrine of something (in close proximity to Hooter's on the Riverwalk). Spıke ¬ 10:42 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Unfinished or underdeveloped. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dusty, old, and quite unappealing. Like we'll all be when were in the ground. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:33 5/14/10
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Victor Sopot

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is supposed to be A. about a video game character and B. a parody article. There's no way to tell until you reach the last sentence...maybe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:55, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg "Red Faction 2 sucked ass." From the last sentence. It does disclose the two facts the Count mentions. It isn't humor. Spıke ¬ 18:37 11-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfortunate. I kinda like Red Faction. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:17, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Whatever it is, this is rubbish. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:32, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Mpemba effect

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wibble filled '05-cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:42, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What a Tanzanian student was doing when he was supposed to be learning physics, or home ec, or writing coherently. Says it's sporked from Wikipedia, but it's lying; that is, this wibble is truly about nothing. Spıke ¬ 09:30 13-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty bad, and it's a wikipedia spork. I'm biased against sporks, can't see the fairness in using them. Al sans chains 17:25 13 5 MMX
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't work. Not sure what was supposed to work here...anyway, to outer darkness go...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:49, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Von Fungi

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, unfunny, unimportant and random in bits. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:45, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mariology (cleaned up a bit after its stay on VFD) is a case study in cleverly force-fitting Mario Brothers into a real-world topic (in that case, theology). This article, by comparison, says nothing and really is about nothing, though it name-drops from the Mario world as though they were memes. Spıke ¬ 18:34 11-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hey guys! Lets combine old guy stereotypes with common Mario terms! What could possibly go wrong? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:20, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Hermetically sealed tripe. Also leads onto the horrendous Mushroom World which should also get a nom here as well. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:31, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Armagetron

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tedious gamercruft. I'm not sure if this needs to go entirely, but you could eliminate 80% of it and still keep all the "quality" bits. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Version 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.2.8.0.1b. Along with such nonsense numbers, it coaches and nags the reader. Count, about which 20% would you be using the Q-word? I didn't find it. Spıke ¬ 18:39 11-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Irredeemably Inconsistent Listy too. Starts out with a game about virtual bicycles then devolves into descriptions of guilds. WTF?-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:15, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:51 5/13/10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. The UnJoy of Lists:Featuring a Clean Shaven Nerd and A Woman Old Enough To Be His Sister. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:23, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Ju-ju man

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Sitok Automatic rifle

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Claypigeonsite.com

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly randumbo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:15, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Part of the investigation of this article would be to visit the named web site; but, as the article is an undisguised advertisement to do that very thing, and is nothing more (such as: funny), I will not. Spıke ¬ 11:38 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shoot it down like a clay pigeon. Aleister sans chains 21:51 12 5 MMX
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An insult to clay pigeons everywhere. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:43, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Buffy: Chaos Bleeds

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made largely in 2006 this video game based article struggles for content. Less than half of the sentences in the article are actually about the game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:04, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 18:21, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The half not actually about the game is about the author's glee that he is writing humor (only, he isn't) or thinking naughty thoughts. Spıke ¬ 19:03 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. If you are going to write about Buffy's pixelated rear end - at least shove a pic of it on this wretched article. Now I will have to google the reference...damn..--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:19, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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The holy Church-Christ Army of Protest

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the fuck is this mess? Is this another private universe thing like Remington Steelers or HZ corp? --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written in 2007, in an alternate state of mind, by one guy, evidently mostly to himself. First-person goofiness and melodrama. Not funny. Spıke ¬ 11:34 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny mess. So much red. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:55 12-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Kill. IronLung 21:47, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Circle Jerk

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Cheese ninja warriors

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's called "Cheese ninja warriors" and it delivers exactly what it promises. Do you need any more reason? --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:16, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Foul to the nose and moldy to the taste. I am not a big cheese eater. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:35, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's horrible. I love cheese but I don't love that. --Zarbag 17:12, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and move to Illogicopedia. Its a random article as full of holes as swiss cheese. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:24, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Freddy Krueger

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In anticipation of the 2010 remake of Nightmare on Elm Street which sort of sucks somebody created this article which also sort of sucks. Surprise twist ending: they both suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:02, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "25 inch penis"? Not going to work. --Wilytank 23:34, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pathetic effort. Delete/abort/dissolve whatever. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:46, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "the dude who wrote the paraghraph above me is COMPLETLY right. I bet they are still in fourth grade, like me.....( im sopposed to be though im only ten o_O )" The true mark of an awful page is when it receives vandalism like the above, and no one can tell. Spıke ¬ 13:28 11-May-10
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The Greatest Movie Ever

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Australian-American War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More wacky war stories found through Australian Wars category. --Wilytank 16:22, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:29, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It's always wonderful to see that someone listens to the same radio station on a video game as you. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:08, May. 11, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More battling caricatures, like the last Australian war nominated here. Spıke ¬ 10:12 11-May-10
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Sheldon J. Plankton

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The Great Duck War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quacky war stories. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:13, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Syndrome asked me on 3-Jan-10 (now archived) about user Hogie506 and his large number of articles on ducks, duck hunting, duck nations, and duck sex. This article is a small piece of a large, interrelated, awful universe. Spıke ¬ 10:38 9-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Who really gives a duck about all of this? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Keeps linking (with broken links) to stupid links and stupid redirects (like duckist) that the author forgot to add actual humor. --Wilytank 00:08, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:15, May. 11, 2010
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Australio-New Zealdraic War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Wacky War Stories! Ha-ha, the French surrender. Will that joke ever get old? --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:05, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. These faux war articles are getting way out of hand. --Wilytank 15:59, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is serious hypocrisy and unseriousness in the ideas that lead to many wars. In contrast, these articles merely provide a vaudeville of battling stereotypes: Cricket and sheep-shagging. Apart from knowing anything about war, it's questionable whether the authors know anything about Australians and New Zealanders, even if they are some. Partially mitigated by the fact that no one will ever type the name of this article. Spıke ¬ 16:13 10-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:12, May. 11, 2010
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HowTo:Crusade Successfully

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The Great Schodack-Averill Park War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just more wacky war. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:49, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg To be honest no one is really sure what in fact happened. Said war began with an incident of throwing pennies in a classroom. It's not an argument against regional school districts, as public education within a single town can produce the same chaos. But it need not lead to an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 15:03 10-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 15:59, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:28, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Claude and the Dark Side of the Force

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who the hell is Claude and that the fuck is this going on about? Untouched since late 2006 and it looks it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:35, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Immutable traditions. This I.P.Anon is gifted with words, but the article is first-person vanity or cyberbullying of possible interest to him and one other person. Spıke ¬ 10:27 9-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Another mirthless gem from the past. Really, this site must have been pants in 2006 to allow this one to hang around like a bad smell here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:44, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This perhaps belongs on fanfiction.net. It's interesting to read but a little too surreal for Uncyc. France, fine wine, made up countries, prose as purple as a peacock in a gay-bar, Dan Brown and Star Wars. Strange indeed. --Ozymandiaz 14:46, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Oxbow Lake

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is like regular schoolcruft, but harder to understand.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:40, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It looks incomplete and shows signs of second/third/fourth thoughts as the writer changed his mind about what he was trying to say here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:48, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh no! another government school sanctions independent thinking! Yawn. Spıke ¬ 11:45 10-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 16:36, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Gordan Freeman/Rivalry

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  • Delete. What the fuck. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A tour-de-force: Listcruft, violence humor (can't call it Slapstick!), and nonsense numbers. Does Gordan Freeman really need a subdirectory? Spıke ¬ 13:06 10-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, we get it. You're in love with Gordan Freeman and are trying to do to him what people have already done to Chuck Norris. --Wilytank 13:49, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Damn blipheads. Read a book! --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:03, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Greenday

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless disambiguation page. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 11:43, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If there's evidence that anyone really types "Greenday" and expects something to happen, redirect this to Green Day. Spıke ¬ 11:48 10-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's a damn awful disambiguation page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:40, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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We Bare All for Stationary

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reads like bandcruft written on a meth binge. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:07, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What would happen if all the groupies basking in their reflected glory started writing awful Uncyclopedia articles?! Spıke ¬ 10:29 9-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Post-it in the bin. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Extremely generic bandcruft always involves using the term "emo". --Wilytank 11:42, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Giantmutantspideration

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Badly formatted and hardly makes sense. It survived VFD in '07, but that doesn't always mean something. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:07, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As this article goes on, it becomes more and more sucky. And it didn't start out that great, either.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:01, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Disease-cruft (although, as it goes on, it doesn't even hold to that theme). Spıke ¬ 10:40 9-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 19:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Rebelde

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No commentcontent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:02, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This stubby, listy article seems to be about something, but it has no point. Spıke ¬ 13:12 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg canceled Author tried to think but nothing happened. Lacks anything relevant to center around. --Wilytank 16:31, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg WTF--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:12, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Plug-in Plug-out

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quite dumb. Disease cruft. --Wilytank 12:52, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The best-written of this morning's batch; but that doesn't keep it from being extemporaneous rambling about nothing. Spıke ¬ 13:07 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg weak delete Just can't hold together till the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • The worst case scenario would be that this article would end up being about a sexual innuendo. In which case, I'd send it straight to QVFD --Wilytank 13:38, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Monster Blood

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Oh No! Monster Blood on your carpet? You may think that after 5 years the stain has set in and the carpet is ruined. Think again! New and improved Uncyclopedia with the power of VFD removed lists, wibble and caked in cruft. The carpet's like new! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:50, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes! scrub it until it comes out! Spıke ¬ 13:09 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg meh delete I actually thought this could have worked, but it's presented in such a bad way. The dumb lists don't do it any good either. --Wilytank 16:36, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:13, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Surbiton Airport

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The discussion suggests that this has had run ins with VFD in the past. Though recreated I doubt it's been improved much. This is still unfunny, dry and random in a lot of spots. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:55, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --And the history says that someone is starting over. Author quibbles with RAHB in the discussion page that the article is funny to the locals--i.e., me and my friends (both of whom surely are also skycaps at Surbiton Airport). Spıke ¬ 11:07 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 12:29, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • 2 internets to someone who can find this in the VFD archives, 3 if you can teach me how to use the Search function to actually find something. Spıke ¬ 11:07 6-May-10
Here you go. As far as the search function goes, try switching to Firefox or Google Chrome; the IE one sucks a bit. If you mean the Uncyclopedia search function you should try just using the search bar if you are having no luck with that, for instance if you wanted VFD archive 1 you would just enter Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive1. Y'all have a good day now. --Chiefjustice3DS 11:31, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! I know the names of the VFD archive pages, but of course didn't know which page this history was on. And I still don't know why typing Surbiton--even in Advanced Search specifying the Uncyclopedia: namespace--returns only the current page. Spıke ¬ 11:37 6-May-10

Jasper Fforde

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. '06cruft. Do you know who Jasper Fforde is? Neither did the author of this article, but that's no reason to stop writing it. You can just add random factoids and a tangent about aliens. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:02, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. World-class rambling about nothing. Spıke ¬ 12:06 4-May-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Rambosian randumbo. --Wilytank 13:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Starving Ethiopians fight for broccolli in the Battle of Jar-Jar Binks, Somalia

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky War Stories! --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:20, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd give it amnesty if it were an UnNews article, but even then it would be pretty fucking stupid. --Wilytank 16:23, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
If it were, I'd complain to Zim that it isn't based on news (nor anything else) and it doesn't read like news. Spıke ¬ 16:42 3-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It was an UnNews at one point, and Zim gave it a "mercy move"--but instead of into userspace, it went into mainspace! Something about one of the combatants suggests the author has been in our Intensive Care Unit in the past. The operation was not a success. Spıke ¬ 16:35 3-May-10
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HowTo:Be A Pimpking

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VFD-padlock.png Red Teacup

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  • Keep. I agree it looks like a pile of nonsense but looks pretty on a page. Not sure these are the best grounds to shred it? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:35, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What that guy said. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:18, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak Keep kinda cute. --Wilytank 23:47, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Smite lightning.svg Smite.Awful in a dozen ways. Fails harder than grandma's cesium bedpan. Possible vanity for an in-game character. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:26, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Was there a point? Spıke ¬ 12:04 2-May-10
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Mosbology

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A textbook example of terminal '05cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:29, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny nonsense; then, lists. Spıke ¬ 13:03 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And if kittenhuffing is involved in any science category, it definitely is mundane. --Wilytank 15:58, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:10, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
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Christine White

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. With the exception of a throwaway political joke at the end this is a fairly accurate and not-at-all funny description of the character from The 10th Kingdom, itself an article on the border of VFD nomination. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:43, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. quite boring. --Wilytank 12:43, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, not especially accurate, but not especially funny either. Spıke ¬ 13:10 6-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:20, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Firearms (mod)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gamecruft of the most weak and generic sort. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:54, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Doesn't know: Firearms, humor, or what he intends to write about. This article's essence is to be a container for listcruft. Spıke ¬ 02:26 5-May-10
  • Delete. Popgun! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:29, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 13:00, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Warm piss water

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It didn't seem that bad to me. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:04, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Paizuri. It's the start of a very good page. I'll put in a few minutes on it right now, rights after I go take a warm piss. Aleister sans chains} 20:34 May Day MMX
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per some Al help.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:08, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As it seems Aleister is working on it, I'd recommend giving it a rewrite or ICU tag for a short time and then see where it's at.--Striker2117 22:27, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep Would you do a big smile for me while I piss on your teeth? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless you UK members can call this British humor, this isn't very funny but it is very short. --Wilytank 13:16, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Weaves between hatchet-job and trite caricature. Spıke ¬ 13:42 30-Apr-10
  • Delete. It's not good enough to be offensive or clever. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:37, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Warsong Gulch

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Go whine on your WoW guild forum. Uncyclopedia does not care about this bullshit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:51, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know WoW. But I know a rant when I read one. Spıke ¬ 02:17 5-May-10
  • Delete. Unfunny,dull and clearly, meant for a different wiki. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:03, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Not really worth anything worthwhile at all. --Wilytank 12:44, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Space bats

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Everything you'd expect from an article called space bats and less. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:59, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo, listcruft, nonsense numbers, insults the reader, hits all my hot buttons. Spıke ¬ 02:19 5-May-10
  • Delete. Lists and also conceit as the writer of this thinks he has written a masterpiece. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Strike four and this better be out! It's that kind of bat right? --Wilytank 12:35, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny and corny. It tries so hard to be funny that when it fails it's actually a bit depressing. If pregnant women read this their babies would catch clinical depression. That's the level of unfunny I'm talking about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:20, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The idea of a staring contest war has promise, but this is just no. --Wilytank 15:53, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Profoundly unclever, especially mocking a movie by doing consonant-exchange on people's names. Spıke ¬ 02:23 5-May-10
  • Delete. Another Star Wars parody. I would say 'Spike It' in the analogue days of newspaper offices or redeploy as toilet paper.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:26, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Eating too many drugs

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Weak concept covered in listcruft and served on a bed of Basmati rice. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 16:02, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This batch of mostly listcruft is yet another argument against Editing Under the Influence. Spıke ¬ 02:21 5-May-10
  • Delete. Not a bad idea and does show some writing skill but falls into that old padding device - lists. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:17, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Bunclody

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irish towncruft and vanity magnet. Spıke ¬ 21:57 3-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And for some reason, they put Shane Embury, Mitch Harris, and Barney Greenway (all of Napalm Death) on it when they're based out of Birmingham. Lesser transgressions include hackneyed Ireland stereotypes. --Wilytank 23:59, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:27, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:16, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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  • The article would have lived on in obscurity except that author Shamrocktuesday edited Islam, deciding that the link to Allah should go to Bunclody instead. Spıke ¬ 21:57 3-May-10

VFD-padlock.png Godzillo

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Stubby but cute. Does the job despite essentially being a short essay to explain an odd photograph. Contains typoes and bad grammar that I'll fix if kept. It gets random toward the end. 23:23 PS--Couldn't wait. Rewrote generally. But it still gets random toward the end. Spıke ¬ 23:33 27-Apr-10
  • Red check mark.svg Strong keep. I like it!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:53 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg meh --Wilytank 23:54, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
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HowTo:Fail a Test

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's see if this article fails our test. Which would make it win, I suppose. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:01 May 03, 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Here's something to dwell upon. This article is about how to fail. But it fails to be entertaining. An article on failing that fails. If two negatives make a positive, that means the article succeeds, which may have been the exact opposite of what the author wanted. --Wilytank 22:40, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I watched this article's progres since it was created on April 25, but it's only gotten worse. The barely-literate IP who wrote this is reminiscent of Jupiterfox. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:37, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 09:09, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Hyena blazing

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Keep Isn't this one of the Sacred Texts of Zim Buddhism? Zim worked on it for quite awhile to make it into a sacred text, and I would fear the wrath of the Hyena Gods if it were to be destroyed in the fires of Uncy's furnace. Why not just keep it and move the category name (which, actually, I'll do right now, haste makes hyena waste) Aleister in Chains 21:09 26 4 MMX
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Keep For the record, I did not write this article. It is awful, but awful in an seemingly-unintended, side-effect sort of way. Bottom line: it's my favorite article, and it stays. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:01, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Deference-Keep per the fact that Zim is important. --Mn-z 05:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Are all y'all kidding?!? This is great!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
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“This drasty article is nat worth a toord”

~ Jeffrey Chaucer on Hyena blazing
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I will pay a half toord for it and no more!!! --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:01, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although Zim would not have written an article with such a one-night-stand relationship to English, I concede that he probably intended to develop it into an Uncyclopedia In-Joke, an article enshrined as so bad it's good. But its current state is just bad. It is not endearing Foreigner Pidgin; it's just bad English, perked up with illustrations, then bogged down with templates declaring its special status. Spıke ¬ 21:26 26-Apr-10
  • Delete. It's a crapper in current state. Don't believe in nostalgia either or in that case, park in special place where no lights shine. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:44, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  • In this sort of situation, should an admin have a "normal" prerogative to cancel a VFD nom? I would say yes, on the grounds that an admin could effectively keep it from being deleted anyway due to our policy of admins not edit-warring each other. --Mn-z 05:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
I would hope not. I personally deferred to Zim by not nominating it when I saw it referenced in the Category I nominated (below) and saw his "Bat Fuck" fingerprints on it. But it was nominated; and we are thereby asked whether we think it is crap--not whether we think its adopted parent has clout or is deserving. It is crap, without particular charm, and should go; or stop asking our opinion. Spıke ¬ 18:18 27-Apr-10
I'm not an admin, but I am probably better at Dance Dance Revolution than Zim, so I think I deserve a little deference of my own. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:39, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 18:47, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
That's true, I did sorta-kinda get deferred to on that one. Possibly because I can complete "Castle In The Sky" on hard. I like to think it makes me look like an awesome breakdancer, even though it actually makes me look like a nerd hopping up and down in place. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:19, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
You've also given a few deference keeps yourself if I'm not mistaken. --Mn-z 04:31, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
I see your point, however, I follow the theory that anything with significant support should not be deleted (with some exceptions). --Mn-z 18:47, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Edam

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Created in one edit in 2006. Unclever made up word. --Wilytank 00:24, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Edam really is a type of cheese; but straining to say things about it (such as mistaking it for "Eden") is low-quality rambling. Spıke ¬ 11:56 2-May-10
  • Delete. Chimpmunks..whales..John Cleese... PURE RANDUMBO!!!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:33, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's made backwards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:30, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Happy Feet Fever

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Shplekenfugheimer's Day

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UnBooks:The UnOfficial Pokédex

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's been a while since I've seen such blatant idiocy. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just read through some of that too. Some of it was funny, but most of it was sheer crap.--Striker2117 07:17, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You could make a more clever article with a big list of Pokemon with humorous descriptions for each. --Wilytank 14:45, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just the first few paragraphs convinced me, but I managed to read through the whole thing. It was tough.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:02, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment: If I removed the introduction, this might be a bit better. Whether it's still deletable after that is your decision.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:04, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

The Third International

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Console War II (video game)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The war/video game series works with the joke of reformatting historical military or political conflicts as the text log of a strategy game or something similar. It's a hit-or-miss series but I respect it as a preserved Uncyclopedia in-joke. This has nothing to do with anything of the sort. It's just random 1337$p34k without historical context --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:40, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You're right; it's as unfunny as a pair of bickering sixth-graders. Spıke ¬ 12:55 1-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Didn't even get the format right. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:05, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 11:35, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Kings of France

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Crab People

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A South Park one-off joke expanded without direction and ended with a list of random celebrity names. There are older, longer versions but these versions are also pretty crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:01, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Crap Pepole Spıke ¬ 14:32 1-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg South Park —Pelozurian (talk) 18:07, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although, I was still surprised at the absence of any Chuck Norris references... --Matfen 18:53, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncyclohexylpiperidine

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article on Uncyclohexylpiperidine is only funny if the reader is on Uncyclohexylpiperidine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:42, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The statement in the intro that usage of a non-illegal drug taunts the law is merely confusing. Everything else is random drivel. Users who would be amused can't get here because they can't spell it. Spıke ¬ 13:50 1-May-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:06, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 18:55, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Jat

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Keep It taught me something about Jat. Why don't we just take out the emails (or spam the fuck out of the guy), drop the author a note on his talk page, and put in a couple more funnies. It looks like lots of work and thought went into this page, and we could help the author improve it with our vast knowledge of Indian comedic timing and Jat culture. Aleister the Jat! 13:17 26 4
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Endearing pidgin English. (I presume that the template warning us not to correct him on its usage is part of the joke.) Vandalism throughout, deposited by I.P.Anon on 15-Feb, is now removed. Spıke ¬ 13:40 26-Apr-10
  • Delete. Liked the 'telepathy' joke as a language. It's a bit inky-linky right now but some minor changes may make this presentable. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:42, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:57 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is this, and why does the author include his email in it like 5 times? —Pelozurian (talk) 04:39, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
One possibility, as each of the occurrences I found is an invitation to buy his new book, is that it's a joke. Spıke ¬ 13:25 26-Apr-10
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Kept --Chiefjustice3DS 07:53, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

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  • Keep —Pelozurian (talk) 17:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is funny in Turkey, apparently. --Mn-z 03:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
That implies, conversely, that it's unfunny for 98.7% of the rest of the world. Turkey is the Jupiterfox of nations. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I missed the caption when I looked at this earlier. Spike gives one translation, and we should try to get an accurate translation if "There again?" is not correct. That itself is funny, even without knowing that much about Ataturk (who is the most famous Turk, I believe). I'll put a fix to the caption by enlarging and bolding it. Aleister in Chains 2:14 27 4 MMX
Even if we found that the caption was funny (and why), it will never be funny to me. Because I don't speak Turkish. That is why I am on this Uncyclopedia and not the Turkish one, where I would be if I wanted to find a good, Turkish-language Ataturk joke. Spıke ¬ 12:56 27-Apr-10
The caption would be translated into English here, not stay in Turkish. It may be funny to those who know of Ataturk, to english-speaking turks, to history buffs, etc. I find "there again?" funny as it is, without the total background. Those english speaking people who know the background may find it funnier yet. That's why my keep vote. Aleister in Chains 14:27 27 4 MMX
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We need something called "How To Be Funny And Not Just a Lone, Uninteresting Image". --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:09, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (Formerly Comment.) 'Fraid I don't get it either. 01:16 It was not so much sporked from the Turkish Uncyclopedia as it was lifted, with verbatim caption, which as far as I can tell says "There again?" but may also be a Turkish translation of a movie title. Bottom line, if we delete it, it will live on in the Turkish Uncyclopedia where all those giggling Turks can continue to enjoy it. Spıke ¬ 02:03 27-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have to agree with SPIKE on this one. --Chiefjustice3DS 06:29, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If people can't understand a supposed piece of humor, how is it useful? --Wilytank 18:36, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Or use for an article about Mr A. Is there one here? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:38, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Either kill it, or put that tumbleweed animation in as a warning. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 11:29, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png David Hayter

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak KeepI think it just barely works. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:13, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. I think it makes sense, and I don't really think it sucks. It is pretty clearly ripping off Guildy - but, endlessly ripping each other off is part of what we do here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hyperbole (talk • contribs)
  • Keep. Pity restrained my natural inclination to press DELETE. It will pass.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:03, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Matfen 17:51, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill You see this? This makes no sense. It sucks. And it isn't all that original. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:47, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Just plain shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:48, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just cause it makes sense doesn't mean it's clever. --Wilytank 11:47, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No. Not in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 01:15 27-Apr-10
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  • Just to be clear, is everyone aware that David Hayter is the voice actor who plays Solid Snake in all four games? I guess the joke doesn't work that well if you don't know that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:34, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • 4-4 after 6 days, Kept --Chiefjustice3DS 10:03, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Tales of the Abyss

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shitty article for a good game. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:47, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If only because I'm in a bad mood and I want to see someone's hard work destroyed. --Wilytank 12:57, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Articles containing unintentional misspellings or grammatical errors and should be left that way because it makes it more better

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Merge the other, less funny sounding category into this one. --Ozymandiaz 01:09, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep This one be more funnier than the other one which is not funnily named. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:11, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Strong keep! Er; Change/Keep???Disclaimer: I LOVE funny categories that are functional.
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"Category:Articles containing (Un)intentional misspellings or grammatical errors and should be left that way because it makes it more better"
because it would encompass both unintentional and intentional articles while also maintaining the funny & providing a new take-off pun based on the "Un" concept rampant at this site.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Apr 2010 ~ 01:28 (UTC)
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Upon further review, this is not the mere clerical task I thought it was. Of the two categories, one is for errors designed in, and the other is for poorly written pages that someone wants to preserve as so bad it's good. Personally, I'd still prefer just one category, as the message in either case is not to perform drive-by "improvement" of the page; and I'd prefer that names of categories not crack wise. Spıke ¬ 16:06 26-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. verbosely titled and does the same thing as the somewhat less verbosely titled other category. --Mn-z 15:37, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Contains only Hyena blazing and an UnNews article, and I'm pretty sure that Hyena blazing will be deleted before too long. No need for a category that categorizes one old UnNews. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:57, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Less better. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:02, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It's empty now, I moved both entrants. Aleister in Chains 21:29 26 4 MMX
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I like what you've done here. Happytimes.gif
  • EXTERMINATE Uncyclopedia does not tolerate humour. --Ozymandiaz 01:09, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
The verbosity of this one (I've commented to the UnNews people that even the short one is too long) led me to overlook the difference between "intentional" and "unintentional." No, I do not want humor in category names. I don't want to wade through your chuckles repeatedly at the bottom of every relevant page; I want categories to simply categorize. I don't want humor in the unwatch tab at the top of the page. And I don't want you to argue via the guilt-trip that those on the other side are intolerant or humorless. Spıke ¬ 12:54 27-Apr-10
Per Spike. Inserting canned humor ("funny" templates and categories) is what a person does when he wants to edit an article, but doesn't want to invest the time in thinking of any original material. --Mn-z 16:31, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Some categories are funny, some are not. Let the unfunny ones be deleted. Some of the categories I've seen on Uncyc are among the funniest thing on it. Saying that you don't want humour in category names is like saying you want Moby Dick without the sea. --Ozymandiaz 16:57, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Your absurd analogy evades our point. Moby Dick could not exist without the sea; categories could exist without verbose, goofy humor; indeed, whether this one will is what we are debating. Spıke ¬ 18:20 27-Apr-10
Keep the pathetic insults to a minimum please because as anyone will tell you, I am an absolute beast when enraged. Categories could indeed exist without verbose, goofy humour but that would somewhat defeat the point of them, thus making the increasingly drab Uncyclopedia significantly less entertaining. Image how unentertaining Moby Dick would be without the sea. The white wale himself would die of dehydration and Captain Ahab would have to get a hobby stamp collecting. --Ozymandiaz 18:25, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
The "point" of categories is--to categorize, to enable access to articles, whose point is to amuse. Spıke ¬ 18:29 27-Apr-10
Both of you take a step back and relax. Vote for or against, you don't need to tear each other apart or become...enraged...~Jewriken.GIF 18:57, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
You're right of course. Sorry Mordillo. --Ozymandiaz 19:11, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Does it count as tearing Ozymandiaz apart if I merely rip off his pants? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:20, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Oh by all means, do try. --Ozymandiaz 20:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wolfgang Amadeus Puck

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  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. I think this guy is a chef. But for some reason, the article ties the Sex Pistols in. --Wilytank 20:32, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tex-Sex Pistols sounded promising but this is a junk pile.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:14, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Never mind the bollocks, what the hell is this about? To quote the photo caption. This is mediocre bandcruft, which we routinely delete. Spıke ¬ 02:16 27-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:45, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Prof. Matt Keddy

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A wibble epic and possible vanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:19, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nuns' knackers. Hideous. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:53, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. "In a moment of epiphany, Keddy emerged claiming he knew where all the secrets of the universe lay - in Dean Neil Smith's belly. He then proceeded to lead a crack team of the world's scientific elite (Elvis Costello, Avril Lavigne, Norman Lamont and Bruce Willis) on an 'Inner Space'-style romp into Dean - Codename: Mission: 'Inner-Smith'. However, Keddy and his science chums were left bitterly disappointed when it turned out that no 'secrets' lay within the four gut-walls of Smith." ZZZZZZ -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:58, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gifted writing skills used to assemble text of no possible value to any reader. Spıke ¬ 01:12 27-Apr-10
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The Witches of Breastwick

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  • The opening caption is clever, and the page is well-written in parts and savable. Will work on it later. Nah, takey backy. Al sans chains 16:14 22 4
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty heavy on the nonsense and random, light on the humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:01, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Doesn't mention Oysters. Now, That's What I Call Randumbo Volume 33. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:51, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 13:09, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 13:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Mushroom Kingdom News

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spectacularly dull. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. If I didn't think the author of was probability on the cusp of acquiring their first shaving kit, I would condemn this without further ado. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:17, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Droll. Childish. Shit. --Wilytank 02:21, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bloody hell. That is bad. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:46, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Comments *Oh noes! Is that a lack of VFD tags I spy? Oh well - doesn't matter anyway: I think the community has made its opinion sufficiently clear. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:44, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

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Bewildergoose

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only 1 significant edit ever. Nobody's going to touch this no-concept stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:00, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.svg Bewilderment --Wilytank 15:59, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Pointless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:24, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shame really, the writing isn't actually that bad. --Chiefjustice3DS 09:02, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Headsnap

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Keep This one seems fine to me. It's in literate English, it has a coherent storyline, and even if it creates a new game it is a full rendition of that game throughout "history" and in present time game situations. Not a bad nor good page, but adequate enough to live in its corner of Uncy. Al sans chains 22:36 15 4 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per my notion below. --Wilytank 16:23, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A difficult one, just scrapes onto the keep side for me as there are some reasonable jokes in it. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete - Some IP-created weirdness that is, I think, about a card game he made up. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:57, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Probably should have been made into a HowTo article. --Wilytank 18:12, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
A good idea. I'm going to go ahead and move it, and maybe that will add to its survivability. I did add a common but funny gif to the thing too. Aleister in Chains 19:14 19 4 MMX
  • Still only at 3-2 after a week? Kept. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Heather Graham

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  • Delete - The author spends a lot of time telling us that Heather Graham is hot and that he wants to fuck her, but he forgets to say anything funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:09, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:23, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Stalker Scribbler. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:07, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Hyperbole. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:13, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Rename to How To Be An Arse-Kissing Stalker And Not Just Stupid. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Penguinmaniac

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An absolutely useless idea taken to completion, then extrapolated further. It never gets to "funny" or "clever". --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:28, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A cocktail of crap Penguin jokes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:22, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 13:48, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:16, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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moles

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ...to be honest, this article is a bit rubbish.. Its UDDER rubbish. And that pun would have worked if this article was about cows. But moles have udders now. A horrible case of forced puns. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:33, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Love. The. Mole. Or. Else. It. Will. Get. You... FACT. Bring it on, moles are no match for a swift hammer. --Wilytank 15:51, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:17, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. That's 5 minutes I'll never get back. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:21, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Toucan Sam

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Children's (advertising) character does porno, smokes crack. Why does this seem familiar? Oh yeah, it's the same cliché I see on VFD about once a month. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:52, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete. Template fill-in-the-gaps lame, limping stab at humour. Change the name to Barney the Dinosaur and the jokes would be all the same. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:18, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete Whoever wrote this article must be an idiot. No. The biggest idiot to ever exist in the world. God himself must hate him. I hope somebody rapes him and throws his ass out on the street for such a shitty article. --The True Freak 7:59, April 21, 2010
  • Delete. A list, with bells on. Also, this is the fourth vote... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:57, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments * Fine. Delete it.

While you're at it, there's the other shitty page I made.It's just as bad. At the least, they both lasted around a year. I didn't realize exactly the cliché I was making.

Vivian Mercier

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  • Delete.This is why I don't click on Special:Random. Also, first time putting stuff on VFD, please don't kill me if I've done something wrong. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGPlease talk to me. Please. MUN CUN RotM 12:26, Apr 22, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You did just fine. This is a worthless article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:35, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is exactly the reason my we need Special:Random. --Wilytank 13:43, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 20:27, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Care bears

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VFD-padlock.png Heartbreak of Psoriasis

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Eh... There's some clever holding the random together tenuously. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:13, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep It picks a topic and for the main part sticks to the topic in literate english. And includes good graphics and captions. Seem adequate, at least. Al en chains 22:41 15 4 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Elephant picture = priceless. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 01:53, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Enough sense in here to justify keeping it around. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:29, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete - What the fuck?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:08, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. One look at the elephant picture and my jaw dropped. --Wilytank 20:44, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Obviously teal

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  • Obvious keep Due to the simple style of humour it has going for it, it manages to pull out some chuckles. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:32, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Obvious feature I put some time in on editing, and took out the stub template because this is obviously a complete and well-rounded article and concept. I thought it was only me who saw everything in teal, and I am gratified to discover that it's universal to the race. Al sans chains 23:53 14 4 mmx
Symbol comment vote.svg Obvious Lying Okay, you're a joke account, we get it already. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:29, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Excream Creep. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:17, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Weakish Keep. It has that special something. It is, however, missing everything else. --monika 08:13, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep This is a great little article. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:34, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Obvious Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:03, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obvious babble. Spıke ¬ 21:18 14-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obvious lack of effort is obvious. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 23:47, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obviously needed to have more. Seriously, if it were more like Mahogany, it'd be a keep. --Wilytank 15:07, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Heart attack

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  • Delete - Lots of memes, little or no humor. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:06, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:17, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the warning that a noob will huff it won't protect it from admins huffing it. --Wilytank 18:13, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:02, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Headphone

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  • Delete - Written in one edit in 2006, this one is utterly random and going nowhere. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:03, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete I wouldn't normally believe that something as stupid as this could be finished, but seeing as it's unchanged from 2006 and no-one appears to want to contest our votes... I suppose it's sealed, really. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:39, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 16:01, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete - fourth strike, it's out. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:03, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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List of DC Comics Universes

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Here is earth (insert random name), here (insert random DC Comics Character) did (Insert random action) and so on and so on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:14, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:10, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A sort of good idea but stuffed full of rubbish and the author's own agenda. Why?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:02, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete BE gone mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 20:55, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Ozzy Ostroll

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mess. --Wilytank 22:56, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:13, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Anyone who likes writing lines like Some believe that Ozzy's extensive use of crack in Tupac's womb mutated the genes of his father, the Geico Caveman deserves to see their works flushed away. Bye-bye. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:04, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 20:59, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Paul Hartley

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  • Keep per Spike, and I'll put in five minutes on it. Five, not six. Aleister sans chains 23:42 12 4 mmx
OK, five minutes put in. Now someone else put in five minutes and it should be done. Actually I know a good picture for this, a gif, and will pop it in. Al, five minutes later
Ok, gif on top of page. Now I'm outtttttaaaaaa here. A penny for my thoughts 00:02 13 4 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Didn't take "days," Wilytank, for Aleister to make this amusing to a foreigner. Spıke ¬ 00:04 13-Apr-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Chiefjustice3DS 19:46, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Choosing a random person and grasping random humor idiocy such as gay and homeless jokes was never a good idea. --Wilytank 22:48, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just slander. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:49, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Subject isn't a random person but a (locally) famous athlete, and the gay jokes are more about effeminacy. It's not well-written but it's more than just a hatchet job. Don't know the subject enough to say whether it's funny. Spıke ¬ 23:39 12-Apr-10
  • According to wikipedia, he's a soccer player (or football in the UK). If there's major change over the next few days, I'll withdraw my vote. But I know very little on the guy to help out. --Wilytank 23:59, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept. --Chiefjustice3DS 19:46, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Colin Farrell

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Heartless

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  • Delete - Some kind of unfunny gamecruft, I think. Two maintenance templates, but zero progress. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:20, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete - Guess leaving it for dead wasn't enough for some people, they need to put as many bullets into it as they can to destroy anything remotely 'gamecruft' like. --Garionepsilon 20:40, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete - Gamecruft by some obsessed fan. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 06:01, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:11, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Chiefjustice3DS 14:49, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Turning Torso

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Headingley

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  • Delete - Yet another example of someone dropping in for ten minutes to halfheartedly poke fun at his home town. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kill It With Fire! - Because I'm a pyro. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:55, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Towncruft (I think) --Wilytank 02:14, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shitecruft. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:09, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Fisher Price

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Because it is, beyond all shadow of a doubt, the absolute pinnacle of all human artistic endeavour thus far? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:42, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment. It's a sacred cow pat for the old sweats here. It also acts as a Noob Catcher. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:11, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Obvious keep is obvious. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:57, Apr 16

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  • Delete - I didn't add a VFD template to this because Zombiebaron protected it for some reason. Which probably makes this nomination controversial. But, come on, this is fucking stupid. Random typing doesn't get funnier when you encapsulate it in equal signs. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:18, April 15, 2010 (UTC
  • Delete No laughs, not even a weak smile. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 05:22, Apr 16 2010 UTC
  • Delete A good idea, but it wasn't applied the way it ought to have been. Perhaps it could've been styled as a newspaper? Then, we could've put it in... But sadly, it was not to be... 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:59, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - You know an article sucks when a Jay Leno bit with the same name is much funnier. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 09:23, Apr. 16, 2010
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Head & Shoulders

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  • Delete - 2006 article. Inexplicably, mostly about Nazis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:01, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shampoocruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:12, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its patheticness is head and shoulders above the rest. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:41, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rinse and dismiss. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dandruff. --Wilytank 12:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Ellen Page

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  • Keep A page on Page is needed, and this one has stretches where it is good. I felt a laugh emerging several times. It won't take much to fix other large sections of it when the creator actually gets involved in discussing it. So, keep. Al in Chains 00:15 1 4 mmx
  • {{fix}} original author is still working on it. Lets follow our standard procedure and hope against hope that the ip author suddenly realizes how to be funny and not just stupid. --Mn-z 04:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Since she didn't have a construction tag on it and doesn't seem to want to talk, I did an edit sweep and likely made it funnier, better, and pic formatted better. I likey! Now I'll see if she reverts and then we can have an edit war in an attempt to save her Page page! Aleister in Chains 20:45 1 4 mmx
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  • Delete This was ICU'd and then the tag was removed by the noob as part of a huge chain of tiny, tiny edits to the article. Randumb humour. Ritter Generaloberst CPT PuppyOnTheRadio GUN WotM UotM RotM NotM VFH CM Ninjastar.png ΥΣΣ Wednesday, 05:07, Mar 31 2010 UTC

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful concept executed with flashes of brilliance. "She is also probably a lesbian in the way that she is probably an actress." The article's only other conundrum doesn't come off as smoothly. I recently reverted the author on Penis; she ripped out 8 entries in the ponderous list of synonyms I had just pruned and alphabetized, adding "Junior." I'd say put {{ICU}} back on, but it won't do any good. Spıke ¬ 09:41 31-Mar-10
Rescinded. Aleister is making good progress--In particular, a six-word addition in the intro turns a cheap slap at Page's physical appearance into a brilliant double entendre. Spıke ¬ 03:31 2-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't see it as being able to go anywhere. I laughed very briefly exactly once. Loopygrumpkins 21:32, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete 'A page Page is needed'???? Why? No page on here is needed, that's the point of this place. FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING ARGGHHHHHHHH - Dumb fucking keep votes ahoy! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I don't agree (also Kentuckistan below)--Should we say to the reader, "We tried, but we wrinkled our nose, balled up the paper and threw it into the wastebasket, so here's a red-link for you to look at"? No, we should say, "Here is a pile of crap; now, you could do better?" Spıke ¬ 03:35 2-Apr-10
Well you're wrong. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with Spike. Also Al has done some good work there, and with the help of Spike this article is now somewhat less heinous. I still think the concept is... well, missing, but if I came across it now I'd ignore it rather than hate it. If Al is willing to keep tuning it up, I'm happy to rescind my vote and nom. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 09:08, Apr 2 2010 UTC
You think about it too much, which ironically makes your voting more erratic. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:38, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll kick back into it mid-next week, but until then, vacation, YAY! Al de'chain 17:47 2 4 mmx
Not erratic - I just reserve the right to change my stance if the circumstances around a decision change. This article was garbage, and I nommed it as I wasn't going to redeem it myself. Al has done substantial work and salvaged it, so I'm happy to keep provided he continues working. He's said he will, so vote is rescinded. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 11:56, Apr 3 2010 UTC
It's "erratic" to have Ignorable Policies. Quality writing can overcome any failure of concept or rules violation. Spıke ¬ 12:02 3-Apr-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.The erratic-ness of this box has rendered me unable to figure out who's winning, so I'll vote DELETE so this never happens again. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:47, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • If the original author is still working on it then he should finish it. Perhaps leave comments on the article's page rather than put it in for delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • I've helped her along, see my note above I just wrote in Keep Al in Chainsy
  • Three all after a fortnight? Keepalised. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:49, Apr 16

Headshot

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  • Delete - No real concept, but a fair amount of "a sploding." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:04, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boom! Hedgehog. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:17, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
    • Hedgehogs are not pets!!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg BOOM! Al en chains 22:43 15 4 mmx
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Any real sniper would go for the body shot any day anyway. --Wilytank 23:39, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's shut this meme down for good. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:36, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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