Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month

Writer of the Month trophy

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• Becoming a GUN.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

You must get a minimum score of +5 (or be the leading vote getter if nobody is voting) to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Past Winners

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For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for December 2024

Jabberwock (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3.5

•  For. Wrote 2+ FAs, also one of them, HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia, is very good and can be used to take down Wikipedia. While not funny, it certainly deserved a Main Page feature. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:23, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
•  For. LOL. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:56, 15 October 2021 (UTC)
• Fucking good article writing dipshit! ShabiDOO 03:11, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
• ½ for? – Zig Ziglar once said, “In your hands you hold the seeds of failure or the potential for greatness.” – Writer of the Month  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:39, 18 October 2021
•  For.. 'How to Mess Up Uncyclopedia?! Anybody who bites the hand that feeds 'em's definitely getting MY vote! Better llate than never? Good work Jabberwock! Smuggler 04:39, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

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