User:TheLedBalloon/Archives5

You broke your arm?

50% of home-related accidents happen within 12 half-miles of the home.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 13:53)

Yeah, man, totally. Man, these pills are great...just...really, really, great............................... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:58, Dec 24

Wait a minute... is this all just a big dream sequence?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 14:01)

Man, in, like, the grand scheme of things, are any of us really that tall? Did I mention these pills they gave me? They're great. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:08, Dec 24

Wow, take it easy, led! I only wanted to make you write with your left hand, not crack out!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 14:14)

Yeah, it takes me about a minute just to type out one line of text. I hate the shift key. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:19, Dec 24

Did you just edit something on that which shall not be named with a broken arm, and no regard for the safety of the comic center of your brain?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 14:43)

Yeah, I was bored and decided to look up Radius, Ulna, and Vicoden on wikipedia. Uncyclopedia was just on my watchlist. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:49, Dec 24

Would you mind if I took advantage of your weakened state? You've probably read it by now, Led, so this absolutely does NOT count as whoring!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 18:16)

I actually started reading it earlier today, but I was still a little loopy from the pills. I'll read it, honest. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:37, Dec 24

hey

GET WELL SOON LED!!!

in a related note, why couldn't you have broken your damn foot instead? then you would have nothing to do all day but surf uncyc whilst high out of your mind on painkillers. o well. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:59, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

You know, I said the same thing in the hospital, and the doctors were all like "What is he talking about??? I dunno, just give him some more morphine..." And that was my night. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:27, Dec 24

What did you do to break your arm so bad, and can I have some of your magic pills?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:18, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I broke it playing hockey, at about 8:45pm. Some dumbass tried to check me, missed, and wound up throwing all his weight into my right hand. We were skating in opposite directions, so my wrist bent way back, my hand went numb, and I had to get off the ice. I went home to get off my hockey gear and take some ibuprofen, then went to the hospital. By the time I got X-rays it was almost 12, and by the time they got an orthopedic doctor in to see me it was after 1. They gave me morphine via an IV, and the ortho guy pulled on my hand to get the bones to align the right way. I got home at nearly 3am, because I had to stop at a 24-hour pharmacy and pick up my vicodin. In conclusion, I learned a couple of things about myself:

1. I am very dominant upon my right hand (especially for things like typing)
2. I have an abnormally high tolerance to morphine--The doctors were going to put me into "deep sedation," but the morphine they gave me wasn't enough to prevent me from being in considerable pain when they re-aligned my bones.
3. It takes me forever to type things with only one hand.
4. I have a very similar personality to Dr. House. Now gimme my goddamn vicodin!!
5. Did I mention it takes me forever to type things now?

But, I don't want your sympathy. I want my pills! *opens tube and eats a fistfull of pills* Oh, thank God. Yeah, it's Lupis. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Dec 25

Oooow! Well there's one thing you won't be able to do for a while! LOL! Oh, and my article got featured. Yay for me!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 04:19, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Nonsense! Where there's a will, there's a wank. And congrats on the FA! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Dec 25

Sign Led's Cast Here!!

Just put your comment on the next line

* GET WELL SOON LEDDO! UNC NEEDS YA!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:18, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

• keep swingning, slugger. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• make sure to not break your spirit, Led.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 25 / 08:39) (P.S. I'm gonna need a donor spirit when you get better.)
• Don't give up, dude. You would've pulled an oli to 360 with an invert and a tailgrab, if that ground hadn't come up at you so quickly... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:47, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• All the best dude. MrN 17:11, Dec 25
• --Æ 20:56, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• Getting a feature with your arm in a cast, on Christmas! Way to go! On a mildly related note, Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 23:06, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• (signs cast Dr. Snailhumper) God dammit. FU RC! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:37 Dec 27, 2007

NotM?

Cajek agrees. My first article that I posted on VFH got featured on its first try. So waddya say, NotM plz?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 16:44, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

you can't fault him for not being eager enough!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 27 / 17:17)

I would, but haven't you been here longer than a month? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:19, Dec 27

Dammit, you caught me! /me crawls back into hole, whimpering with shame, wishing he was young again. Now what was that sockpuppet's password again....-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 06:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep, getting old is just a sad fact of Uncyclopedia. Only Rcmurphy stays a noob forever. -

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:46, Dec 29

And the sad thing is that I'm only a year older than you, and have been here almost as long as you. Ah, what a creul cruel beast old age and lazyness are...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 07:15, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia, TheLedBalloon ! I have a question.Is uncyclopedia like wikiepdia, only uncylopedia is actually not serious?I don't like serious. Nonameplease 00:46, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What would the author of Rough Gay Wolf Sex have to say about that?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 28 / 01:04)

Hi Nonameplease. Maybe Led is away... I can recommend that you read the Beginners Guide. Also the links which Led put on your talk page are well worth reading if your going to be around a while. To answer your question. No we are not serious. Most of the time anyway! We do try to be serious about our humour though. If that makes any sense... Have fun. :-) MrN 01:08, Dec 28

On a less serious note

Let's see how much stuff we can put on here before Led notices. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:23, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Maybe he is still trying to type his reply? Life can be rather difficult with only one hand... MrN 01:33, Dec 28

So if we keep typing and edit conflicting him, he will NEVER TALK ON HIS TALK PAGE AGAIN! BWAHAHAHA!! Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:37, 28 December 2007 (UTC) At least until his arm heals.

A-HEM. Re: Nonameplease: You're pretty much right, but we're more than just not serious; we try really hard to be funny.

Re: Cajek: I assume some kind of heavy-breathing soundbite.

Re:MrN: Yeah, that.

Re:Boomer: FU!

Re:MrN: Where there's a will there's a wank.

Re:Boomer:FU!

Re:capital letters:FU SHIFT KEY!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:56, Dec 28

Pee Review

With regards to: "Hey, I just happened to see your last review, and you really should try harder to write more into pee reviews. Look at some of the other reviews, and see some of the things reviewers say. Especially when the page has room for improvement, you need to tell the author what they should do to improve their page. They don't just want a score, they want advice. Take a look at UN:PRG, I think it'll help." First, I have been looking at what other reviewers say, namely when they review my articles. With one exception, they are about as loquacious as I was. Second, I had already looked at (and read) UN:PRG before I did this (and other) reviews. However, I did go and read it again following your message. Having said that, your point is well taken. I have added a few words of advice to my review. Pieface 06:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

I saw your updates, thanks very much for taking what I said into consideration. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:37, Dec 29

nobody cares

It is not comedic to call opressed people who have been thrown off of their own land by Zionist zealots "nobody". —Ionas Dalton Freeman 03:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I reverted the edit I made, thought it overstepped the line a bit. Honestly, though, Uncyc is the wrong place to discuss personal stuff like that. Got an issue with a page? Check this out: Thanks for your suggestion. When you believe the TheLedBalloon page needs improvement, please feel free to change it. You can edit almost any page on Uncyclopedia by just following the "Edit" link at the top of the page. We encourage you to write articles, since wikis like ours develop faster when everybody contributes. You can always preview your edits before you publish them or test them out in your userspace. If you need additional help, check out our getting started page or ask the friendly folks at AAN.

Also, you may want to log in, but it's not mandatory.

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Sorry if I came off like an ass, we just get so many complaints all the time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:59, Dec 30

Audio for Red light

Hey, Led! Do you still do audios?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 19:46

...I ask because I saw you were involved with "won't get banned again".   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 19:51

Nah, I did that a while ago. If I can get over to UnIdiot's house some time I can do it, though. Lemme get back to you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:03, Dec 31

Thanks, Led! It's just that I'm still a believer in audio for that one article. I think it would be somewhat amusing, anyway. ...of course, what do I know about audios? Answer: nothing at all, really.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 14:47

I couldn't do it today, but perhaps tomorrow...perhaps... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:38, Jan 2

Hey, it's up to you, "muchacho"! Thanks if you do!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 04:55

It's not looking good, sorry man. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:39, Jan 2

No problemo, Led! Of course, this means that we're at war now. Fortunately for you, I'm the easy-going type of warrior.   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 23:43

Slow War! Take it easy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:55, Jan 2

Dear TheLedBalloon,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Do not be alarmed. This is only a test.

Do not be alarmed. This is only a test. -

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~~Led

20:11, Dec 31

Test successful. Feel free to be alarmed now. Very, very alarmed. -

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~~Led

20:12, Dec 31

That new sig blows my mind. Makes mine look like shit, thank you very much!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 20:14

Haha, I stole the code from Spang, I think. I don't think I'll use it outside my own talk page, though....Famine seeing me using it is about the same as him seeing me go on a blanking spree. -

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~~Led

23:13, Dec 31

You showoff! That way exceeds the size limits for sigs and yes, Cajek, makes ours look like shit!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think it breaks just about every written and unwritten rule about sigs. -

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~~Led

23:23, Dec 31

New Years Resolutions?

My resolution for this year and every year is 1024 x 768. Eventually, I would like to double that, but for now, I am happy with my resolution.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I personally hope to find the person who broke my arm, and go on a stylized, brutal, Hollywood-esque revenge-saga. -

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~~Led

23:26, Dec 31

What do they drop in Norwell? In my town they drop a friggin strawberry-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:35, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

They don't do anything, as far as I know. I'm going to the movies to see I Am Legend with my family at 9(EST).

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~~Led

23:39, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Great movie, very anticlimactic ending. I saw Sweeney Todd yesterday. Great movie too.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:44, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

HAPPY







NEW

YEAR!!!

-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Time for EGGNOG! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Jan 1

/me makes toast to uncyclopedia. "To Uncyclopedia!" /me drinks eggnog.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:10, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

"And all aquaintance be forgot, *mumbles* *mumbles* yadda yadaa blahh...to blahh *mumbles* dada da daaaa da daaa something something auld lang syme..."-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:14, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Various bits and a polite request

Hi Led, 's been a while and shit. Better catch up: Happy Christmas, Happy New Year, hope your arm gets better soon, can I try some of your pills? They sound like fun. Now let's get ahead of things: Happy Easter, Happy Birthday for wheneveritis, and congratulations on your next feature - which I'm sure will be soon.

Yeah, that oughta do it. Anyway, quick request: I've started twatting around with a new article idea in my userspace, and was wondering if you could take a quick look at it and let me know your thoughts thus far? This is not a review request, a quick "like the idea UU, have fun with it" or "what the fuck are you on man, that's a shite idea, get back to reviewing and welcoming n00bs" is all I'm after. Feel free to not capitalise your reply, if it helps!

Yeah, and congrats on the WotY nom - if you weren't up against Thinkerer, you'd totally have my vote - you deserve it and stuff. Right, off to do, er, something else I go! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:40, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll have a look at it. Lets see this idea...hmm... -

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~~Led

00:22, Jan 2

yeah, yeah hurry up! I'm Under User, and I've got places to go, people to see! 00:22, Jan 2

Hey Cajek, nice sig. Very new and original. I like it! And, UU, I'll be a while. I read the 1st section, but UnIdiot came over to my house. I can't get him to leave! Help! I'll get to it in about an hour. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:36, Jan 2

Ok, he's gone, I've bathed, now lets see... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:01, Jan 2

Well based on what you've got, I'd say I like it a lot. No major or recurring issues, and it's very funny. Beethoven is just random enough to work, I think, and clumsy Germans are always a delight. The only thing I took issue with is this sentence: "Still, I want to make sure I'm in a position to help my country any way I can, and if it involves catching a murderer and making the streets safer for the ordinary people - of whom I am, of course, one - then so be it." I get that Mr. Blair is lamenting his loss of status and his descent into the life of an ordinary person, but it's a little unclear with the dashes and whatnot. Perhaps try to reword it just a little bit more clearly. In the meantime, good luck with your idea, it's on the right track. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:18, Jan 2

Thanks Led, your feedback is always appreciated. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:25, 2 January 2008 (UTC) (Accept no imitations!)

And here's something to show you how much it's appreciated. Rock on! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:53, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah! Under User has awarded The Led Balloon the 80s Rock Balloon! We are the Youth Gone Wild man, yeah!

Awesome, thanks! /me proceeds to PARTY HARD! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Jan 2

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:17, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Recent Star Wars edit

Wise council, my good friend... Most wise.--Padawan Animator 04:20, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks. We aim to please. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:28, Jan 2

Anarchy

What...? Only i can be anarchy!! Ne ne -- AnarchyUK  (talk) 13:09, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

It's ok, I think there's enough anarchy for both of us. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:04, Jan 2

But Mahh! I kept pressin' the anarkey and nuthin happened!

That's because you forgot to sign your post, with four tildes, no less. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:36, Jan 8

Seeking intervention

Since no one seems to have noticed, I request your assistance/participation here. I'm in a minor editing kerfluffle with Reginmund over a joke he made in the God article. I think it should go, he wants it to stay, and being the nice guy that I am, I decided to discuss it with him. I ask you because, as nominated Writer of the Year, you have a good grasp of what's funny. And invite your friends! This is about community consensus after all! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 23:58, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I took a look. And rhymed! My post on the talk page didn't rhyme, though...*sigh* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Jan 3

*Ahem* I asked you to bring your friends (i.e. everyone else). The point of the discussion is form some sort of community consensus. How can we do that with only three users? I ask you to bring your Uncyc friends because, well... I don't have any myself. But you do! And while I'm sure I could go trolling through random talk pages to bring the discussion to everyone's attention and... um, what was I talking about? Oh, dear. I think I had a brainfart. Well, anyways, do whatever it is I asked you to do. I'm sure it was about some life-altering event. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 21:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Why not just ask more people on their talk pages? Just C+P the message you left me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:54, Jan 5

Newb with a gun

Led, do you think I deserved to win that thing last month? I mean really?   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 04:46

Well, I do, if it helps. I know I'm not Led, and can never be, but I thought you deserved it. That counts a little, right? Right? Cajek? You're not forgetting your old friends now you're all gunny are you? Cajek? 'Lo? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:02, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

It's only a stun gun. No way anyone would give Cajek a real gun... right? --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 09:17, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes, you deserved it very much, actually. You wrote a ton of articles, a great deal of which were featured. Sounds like WotM material to me. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:43, Jan 3

Thank you all (and Led), then! I guess you guys had to say that Mr. Gun deserved his sidearm, now that I think about it!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 14:26

(UU: I haven't forgotten my old friends. /SUSPICIOUS GLARE!)   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 14:27

Are we there yet, Dad ?

The Pre-Rendered Welcome! on my talk page is staring at me like a nicotine infused spunk stain on my favourite wank sock. I feel sufficiently welcomed thank you. When can I go out and play like the other kids in a post-rendered world ? Sean.hoyland - talk 14:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure, get out there and let the world know that Sean Hoyland is out there to let the world know that Sean Hoyland is out there to let the world know.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:03, Jan 3

Yootapootapowpow

Hey, do you think you could please help me improve the article on Tatooine? Thanks and happy editing,--Padawan Animator 16:45, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Well I think you could probably just refer to it as Tatooine, since that's the planet's "real" name. The only reason you can call it that in the Star Wars article is because the whole point of that page is that the narrator really has no idea what he/she's talking about, and it comes across as a little bit random in other articles. Meanwhile, with the article, start by removing the red links, they make the page look a little ugly. The Russian Reversal can probably go, too--frankly the joke has gotten old, and really isn't that funny. Take a look at HTBFANJS, as it's great for inventing creative ideas. Maybe go on about Tatooine's formation. Perhaps "a stray meteor knocked off a piece of earth that was in no way near the Tunisian Desert, the filming site of such films as George Lucas's and Steven Speilburg's Indiana Jones. That would explain the Tunisian desert's striking differences and lack of similarities with Tatooine, as the two clearly look nothing alike." You could maybe augment that with a picture of what is clearly Tatooine, with a caption stating how odd it is that anyone could confuse Tunisia, seen in the picture, with Tatooine. Or something. Just a thought. Whatever you do, strive for coherence, and comedy will come. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:44, Jan 3

ok, serisouly

please, please, please suck hard me -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:46, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Actually, that was Polystyrene Man, who's on my account and currently sitting right next to me. I don't know why he wants you to "suck hard".--Leoispotter

Disregard that, I want you to blow me -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

It's true....but I didn't type that.--Leoispotter

Serisouly, who's got the signature? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:51, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Feel free to urinate in my anal orifice, J.--Leoispotter

I only like you for your body. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:53, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Well, we must be heading to track practice now. Sorry for leaving this seemingly schizophrenic conversation on your talk page.--24.39.50.135 19:55, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Uuuuhhhhhhh................. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Jan 3

I think a more appropriate header for this section would've been "Yootapootapowpow". --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 21:24, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Ahhhh, this just made my day. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I found you Boomer, you bastard!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:37)

AHH! What did I do?? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Ok, let me just explain what happened. I am offering my services for the low, low price of $2 an hour. This is a special holiday price! Invite the whole family. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:49, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

These savings are outrageous, surely you will go bankrupt! Please, I must capitalize on this offer while it lasts, take my money kind sir! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Jan 4

With the birth of my 10th child, it has become necessary for me to bring in mass amount of profits. Unfortunately, the diseases of my "lady areas" are now seen as turn-offs for most customers, meaning that I must lower my prices. Needless to say, I'm at the top of my game, as always! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:30, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

LADY PARTS????? I mean, uuuhhhhhh....yes....lady parts....lady....that was what I wanted all along...yes.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:44, Jan 4

...You know, to have "lady parts", you need to actually be a lady. Be careful LedBalloon, it could be a trap. "She" may really be a fifty-year-old man, looking for a hot ass and some lovin' a trusting fool to take advantage of. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 17:47, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

IN CONCLUSION: I seriously need to change my password.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Or your gender. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 00:11, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Don't listen to him, Leo! I like your gender just the way it is: Very ambiguous. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Jan 5

I also like my gender the way it is: Very transsexual. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:43, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I like my own gender. Ha! Beat that! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 11:24, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

This random finding has made my evening. --THINKER 05:17, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Rejoice!!

I hereby award you this award, for the fact that it seems no matter where I go on uncyclopedia, wherever I see something dramatic happening (or in the case of yesterday's WotM proceedings, may have been involved in the actually dramatic process myself), you are there with some sort of witty remark to ease the drama of the situation, or at the very least, a desperate suggestion for us, the members of uncyclopedia to "all get along." I commend you sir, for your efforts to keep this site drama-free, and as of late, with one hand no less! -RAHB 11:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Yay! I'll see you in hell, drama! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:56, Jan 4

Here's that turret I was talking about. It's protecting you......trust me. >=D -RAHB 02:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Article lacking in lulz

I re-wrote this article for the lulz, but it is moving along at the pace it takes a, I don't know, but can you help it along? It's a good idea.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 19:24

Hmm, I'll have a look at it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:26, Jan 5

Well, I suppose that you could add more stuff about the other aspects of Uncyclopediaism. For me, IPs come to mind, maybe mention how addictive the game can and will become, throwing in some neurological mumbo-jumbo. There are some great ideas for the aspects Uncyc-life right here, I think. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:36, Jan 5

Your's is yours I belive.

Many thanks Sir Led. Do I take that to mean it's OK for me to enter the UN:AAN program? Have I done everything I need to? MrN 23:44, Jan 11

I think you'll make a great daddy. Just remember to hit your kids every once in a while. Yes, I know I'm a whore. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:51, Jan 11

Many thanks 'uncle' Led. What's the point of having kids if you can't sell them into the sex trade after all... You call that whoring? Naa, this is whoring. Not only have I bitten of more than I can chew, it's actually starting to bite back! MrN 00:01, Jan 12

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Hey! My adopter Balloon!

I was wondering, could you check the article that I ((mostly)) created, and give it a humo(u)r rating, or any kind of recommendations, as I seem to have hit a wall in terms of writing more content. Any help is appreciated.--The Duke of Spork 04:51, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Wups, it looks like you caught me right after I went to sleep. Lemme just read that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, Jan 12

Ok. Well, let me first say that you have a brilliant concept. Still, I think you execution could be much better. I would avoid breaking the fourth wall unless it is absolutely necessary, and I don't think it is necessary to do so in the first and 2nd sections, it feels forced, especially the part that insults the reader. Insulting the reader is overdone, I think, not really that funny. Also, this sentence: "The manuever begins by beating the stick (known as the throttle to some of you nerds) until the throttle has achieved maximum height, at which point your wingman, who should be with you at all times, even if not attempting a Double Entendre, should engage all bogies other than your target(s), preferably from behind, so as to divert the bogies' attention, in order to leave you alone with the target." First off, that's one long sentence. I'd break it up. Also, maneuver is misspelled. Once you get to the history and historical use sections, you really seem like you're running out of ideas. Motorboats? Fish? WHAA??? Then, you use three names, Oscar Wilde, George Washington, and George Bush. This article is about an aerial maneuver. What about the Red Baron, or a couple of made-up pilots? Random celebrities don't really work in this instance, or many others. Other than that, try to expand on your sections, as many of them look way too short--one or two sentences does not a section make. The history section could be expanded by talking about all the instances where the Double-Entendre has been used in combat, how it's taught by instructors, when it was successful, unsuccessful, etc. You also may want to put the history section above the actual steps, which should also be longer. Do what you've been doing, except more. Take a look at Sexual Innuendo and HTBFANJS, as both should be great for ideas. Hope this helps. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:27, Jan 12

Sorry about that, I was being slight-insomnaic last night. Aha! The Red Baron! I will follow your advice, and dammit, I did misspell maneuver. Maybe I'll fuse those short sections to make a single section... wait a minute, is there a code for subsections? *goes to wikipedia and grabs a list of aces* --The Duke of Spork 20:39, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, more equals signs mean smaller headers. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:40, Jan 12

Awesome! And thanks for giving me so many ideas/criticisms/stuff even with your injured hand. It makes me feel special. Wait a minute. Is your arm still broken? :O--The Duke of Spork 20:42, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, unfortunately. And they hid my Vicodin! Gone! *grumble...grumble...* I can type pretty well left-handed, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:09, Jan 12

Wow, it still hurts? Or do you want it for other reasons? And ha, I had to deal with two broken hands at one point. Imagine surfing the intrwebz like that. --The Duke of Spork 03:49, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Ugh, that sounds awful. And no, it doesn't hurt anymore, except sometimes when I write too much, and even then it's not bad. I just like to make Vicodin jokes. I feel just like House. :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Jan 13

I like to make Peptobismol jokes. And I like having more colons than you. Take that! What do you think about the use of the Double Entendre in WWI section? I might continue the pattern if it has your approval. --The Duke of Spork 03:54, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Meh, it's just a list, and you're still naming people like Jesus who have no real reason to be in the article. For each item in the list go into more detail about what happened--the best comedy is always in the details. Try to make the list into a paragraph(they're much easier and more entertaining to read), take a look at UN:LIST to see why so many people hate lists. Also, take a look at HTBFANJS -- whenever I write, I read it, just 'cause it's great for tips and ideas. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Jan 13

Paragraphs... paragraphs... hmmm *meditates and looks at HTBFANJSI* I will report back soon! *runs to make changes*--The Duke of Spork 04:11, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Go for it. Writing is trial-and-error, especially when writing comedy. Keep at it, and I think HTBFANJS helps a lot. It certainly helped me. Also, PLS. Think about entering. I can't help you(I'm judging), but it's worth a shot for the $20 prize. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Jan 13

Ok, these colons are getting ridiculous. But, do you think the article is worthy? In its current state, anyways. --The Duke of Spork 04:36, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

You mean for the PLS? My bad, didn't mean to confuse you, but the PLS articles need to be made after the start of the PLS, and constructed in userspace. I just meant that, once you finish this page, you may wanna write something for the PLS; they even have a category for newer users. Take a look at the rules and see if you're interested, is all I'm sayin'. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:54, Jan 13

Ah, I see. Peptobismol is a red link, right? Mehehe.--The Duke of Spork 14:59, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Main Page

You have no idea how hard I'm trying to fight the temptation to do what you did! – Kip > Talk • Works •• 07:02, Jan. 13, 2008

Hehe, well, I really didn't change anything, all I did was add a space of nothing, and I even reverted it. But, it's protected again. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:50, Jan 13

Helloween

Wow. I didn't know that many people listening to them. KOTSK is a great song but the imagery is a Stairway to Heaven Rip except more metally... Future World and I Want Out are awesome too... Hmmm. I'm going to watch Pink Floyd: The Wall...I have nothing better to do; might as well contemplate Syd and Roger's sanity...

-The Greg 02:14, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh, have fun. I'm a pretty new Helloween fan myself, and I really dunno why they never got big in the states. It's a shame, too, 'cuz I would love to see them with Gamma Ray. Anyways, cheers, and happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:49, Jan 15

Thanks for Voting

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:39, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Regarding template on Emu

Sorry for edit-warring over something so stupid (it probably looked like I was playing both sides of the edit war for no good reason). The point is that the template was momentarily redlinked due to a certain user requesting a username change(?) and the deletion of everything under his old identity. My only purpose was to fix the redlink. First I removed the template, then I checked the logs and figured out to where it had been moved (although the author of the template had already made a proper correction). I was about to start a discussion of the template's value on the article's talk page (implied obliquely by edit summary), but I didn't realize I would be scrutinized so closely. I hope this is an adequate explanation, and I hope I'm not in trouble. Pentium5dot1 04:48, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, no worries, I figured it was something like that. I'd been watching that template for about 20 minutes in R.C.--it was getting spammed all over, and I was trying to remove all traces. The IP that removed it was me, you see, logged out by some trick of internet cookies and bad wikia software. Sorry for being a bit harsh in the edit summary, though, I think I'm cranky from not getting a nap today. :P Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:57, Jan 22

It wasn't really a problem of the edit summary; the problem was that I was lazy and didn't start the promised discussion. (I guess you're right that the template isn't good, though. That makes a discussion moot.) I apologize for not having a little more respect for the IP. Pentium5dot1 04:59, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Nah, IPs aren't even people. They're all asshat bots. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:01, Jan 22

Matrix?

So by your userpage, I see you seem to be planning to move from Star Wars quotes to Matrix quotes. I am therefore gearing up to combat this with carefully selected quotes of my own. The only dilemma I have is whether to go for obscure Lord Of The Rings movie quotes, obscure Lord Of The Rings book quotes, obscure Dollars trilogy quotes or obscure 80s rock quotes. But rest assured, once my decision is made, your quotes will meet their match!

Pink Bubbles Go Ape, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. I've never seen so many men wasted so badly. Hey, maybe I could combine the three! Yeah, fuck with their minds, UU! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:07, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

On an unrelated but bored note: If you have 2 dads, does that make you bi-Pa-tisan? You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you. Old Toby - the finest leaf in the Southfarthing. Why do you think they call it dope? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:43, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Well, I got a couple of those, and I particularly enjoyed the Helloween reference. Well played indeed. A lot of them went soaring way over my head, though. I guess I'll have to work on my game! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:09, Jan 23

Ah, the sweet smell of grass in the morning.

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thank you for voting. Enjoy your romantic date with the blade of grass. Perhaps, it she likes you enough, she'll introduce you to her dandelion friend. Then things will really get crazy. --THE 18:22, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Sounds like a good time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:40, Jan 25

About Pee Review

Well, I'm from Finland, I have say it already, but i'm not sure; was my first article good? Can you go to Pee Review. Um... User:Hr. Snellman/Runescape. Please? --Hr. Snellman 04:10, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll take a look at it, but I might not be able to do it until tomorrow. I dunno what time it is in Finland, but over here in the EST zone, it's after midnight. Still, you never know. It'll depend on just how much like an insomniac I feel tonight. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Jan 27

PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC ^[TALK] 23:28, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Just a reminder, that all judging for the PLS is due by tomorrow. I'm a bit concerned that you haven't finished judging yet. Please get back to me. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:15, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Preferably ASAP, considering the competition has already ended. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:18, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Gotcha, just gimme an hour or two, and I'll have the reports on your desk, sir. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:34, Feb 10

Your welcome to UnNews template

It's got a typo, in the green box. I just noticed, figured I'd drop by and nag you. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Jan 29

What typo? heh heh... Cheers Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:10, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Wow!

Those are some pretty incredible time travelling ICU stamps you've got there! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:36, 29 Jan 2008

Wait, what the...? Is my .js trying to kill me? I must appease it with a sacrifice! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:59, Jan 29

Yep, it's trying to kill me. Spang, would you by any chance happen to have any virgins lying around that you aren't gonna use? -

☃ Florida * 667 * PLS1 * PLS2 * Lumps * Walls * Volcano * Star Wars * VFH * CM ☃
  "awesome"     TheLedBalloon!!     "mind blowing"  
☃Poet Talk! Contribs! Edits! Articles! AotM WotM! MUN, CUN, KUN, GUN ☃

~~Led

05:03, Jan 29

Wow, it really is, I'd say. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:07 Jan 29, 2008

The only solution is to travel back to 17:04, 20 November 2007 (UTC) and see what the ICU tags are trying to tell you! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:22, 29 Jan 2008

Or, do you think you could fix it, Spang or Dr. S? I really know nothing about .js, it's like another language to me. And not one of those languages that people think sound "beautiful," or "musical," either. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:02, Jan 29

It's an acquired taste. I already fixed it, you might need to refresh though. You can blame Bonner, it's his js that was doing it. Well, my js really, but that he copied, and put mistakes in. I'm never wrong. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:10, 29 Jan 2008

Cool, thanks Spang. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:41, Jan 29

Obnoxious sig stealer! :P • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:06, 06 Feb 2008

Hehe, every once in a while I like to stick it on my talk page, and see who notices. It is very obnoxious, you know. Was it your actual sig for a while, or did you just make it for UN:SIG? Either way, you have my personal thanks for unleashing something that obnoxious onto the site. :D -

☃ Florida * 667 * PLS1 * PLS2 * Lumps * Walls * Volcano * Star Wars * VFH * CM ☃
  "awesome"     TheLedBalloon!!     "mind blowing"  
☃Poet Talk! Contribs! Edits! Articles! AotM WotM! MUN, CUN, KUN, GUN ☃

~~Led

01:24, Feb 6

I notice everything! Eventually. It waas never my actual sig, I made it to prove a point on some forum page, and famine copied it across to UN:SIG I believe. I think it's pretty awesome. The only thing with it is that I have expanding sigs disabled, so it doesn't pop out or anything, just sits there on the page covering up all the text around it. Like it thinks it's better than all that other undecorated text. Like the obnoxious thing it is. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:45, 11 Feb 2008

Thank you very much for pee review, sir Led Balloon!

t:--Hr. Snellman 21:50, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

(And it's nice, you understant, that... Maybe I must practise more english laguage... But Thanks. --Hr. Snellman 21:50, 29 January 2008 (UTC))

hey, no problem, don't worry about it. :) Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Jan 29

Groveling and begging

Hi! My name is DJ Irr- Irev- irve- um just read it. You may remember me from such places as VFH, VFD, articles such as Uncyclopedia Health Service and stealing shaky-at-best jokes from the Simpsons.

Me being a noob now I am seeking adoption. Cajek seems to have gone awol so I need another adopterer-dude and having read your articles you look like you know what you're doing. If you can't adopt me, please direct me to someone who can adopterate meSir DJ ~ Irreverent

Hmmm... Sure! Consider yourself adopted! You can stick {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage if you like, and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me right here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:47, Jan 30

PLS thing

It's formatted to look similar to a script. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 02:53, Jan 31

Oh, ok, I thought so, but I really wasn't sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, Jan 31

Question about Fail and Failure

You seem to have repaired vandalism on Fail by redirecting it to George W. Bush. However, before the vandalism I had pointed the redirect to Failure, which is currently a disambig page that mentions Bush right at the top. If you don't want Fail to redirect to Failure, would it make more sense to swap the content between Fail and Failure so that Failure redirects to George W. Bush and Fail is the disambig? (After all, the word famous for retrieving Bush's bio on Google is "failure," not "fail.") Or do you have other suggestions in mind? --Pentium5dot1 05:34, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I was thinking we could redirect it to EPIC FAIL!, which is soon to be a featured article, I think. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:19, Feb 3

Actually, on second thought, I like the disambig thing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:21, Feb 3

Ahem

Ahem +ahem=errrr!!! ~ Mordillo where is my ASSRAPING? 09:52, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Heh heh, sorry about that. I was going through diffs on a history page, and I accidentally clicked his user talk link, which gets auto-welcomed by my .js. Won't happen again, sir. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:42, Feb 3

Mandatory Team Heckling

PATRIOTS IS TEH SUCKZORZ !!!

Glad to be back on unc, if only for a little while (FU school!!) Enjoy your 4 point lead! (while it lasts...)-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 00:36

Haha, we shall be victorious! Disregard that, the Patriots suck cocks. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing off-site. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:19, Feb 4

AHA! 9 to 7! As for what i am doing off site, the parental units have restricted my internet usage due to a shitty grade, (even though i was one point away from making honors) and i am involved in my school's musical, Sweeney Todd. I am aside from watching the supper bowl writing this shite ,Why?:Is my house on fire. Care for a look?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 02:15

Yeah, I saw it in Special:Newpages. It's a great concept, I think it'll be good. Naturally, I'm far to modest to brag about having nothing except High Honors for the entire time I've been in High School... :P Anyways, good luck with that page, I've got high hopes for it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:29, Feb 4

I despise you...but guess what Mr. "High Honors"? I'm in the National Honors Society! Beat that bitch!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 02:32

Yeah? Well.... *sticks tongue out and makes raspberry noise* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Feb 4

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!! 17-14 bitch! Good thing you didn't make a bet with me! Twas a sad day for all of new england. :35 left, any last wishes?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 02:58

Bah, just wait, Spring Training starts in a week or two. We'll see who has the last laugh... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Feb 4

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

Arright!

I'm glad to see Frank Zappa on Crossfire make your userpage. That man was a genius! Also, your userpage was in my watchlist, and I have absolutely no clue why. --THE 21:54, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes, a stalker! But yeah, I just had to post that clip somewhere. Did you see my list video, by any chance? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:33, Feb 6

List video? No, I don't think so...that is, unless you're referring to the sex tape in which you and Olipro pull off several maneuvers that you read off a list...if that's what you're referring to, then I have indeed seen it...on numerous occasions... --THE 22:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Err, that's last video. I'm somtims mak tyops. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:58, Feb 6

Oh. I figured "Last" was what you meant, but I decided to be an ass about it :). No, I didn't catch the first one. I'd go into the history of your userpage and look it up, but that would mean I'd have to exert effort. --THE 23:09, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

I'll get it... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:14, Feb 6

Shazaam! There ya go :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:14, Feb 6

Well, it ain't exactly my type of music, but some good guitar work there. Not to mention the awesome hair. --THE 23:25, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Don't forget the random, scantily clad women emerging from the forest that, for some reason, magically turn into monsters. It wouldn't be the '80s if they're weren't random, scantily clad women emerging from the forest magically turning into monsters. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:14, Feb 7

Hello again, The Led Balloon!

Sorry. Must say something, that you can know, I'm noy going away. I just say; hello. Nah... Fotget... --Hr. Snellman 22:13, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Hellooooo, how're yoooouuuuu? Oh, and I'm not fotgetting anything! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, Feb 7

Seriously though

Who really is anyone? Keanu Reeves (talk)

Woah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:43, Feb 9

Getting logged out?

Did you click the "member my ID and password" button before you logged in? I used to keep getting logged out, then started clicking that, and it does not happen now... Don't know if that's you issue, but just thought I would mention it... :D MrN 04:02, Feb 10

You should also wear Suntan Lotion. It will will help keep you logged in. -- The Zombiebaron 04:05, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

I can't remember. 66.31.174.231 04:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

I mean it was selected, but wasn't now for some reason. I have since reselected it, of course. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:13, Feb 10

At least, I thought I had... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.31.174.231 (talk • contribs)

So, come here often? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Feb 10

Not really. 66.31.174.231 04:16, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah...... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Feb 10

Quick! Now we all know what Leds IP is! ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK! MrN 04:20, Feb 10

Let's never mention this again, eh?

--EMC ^[TALK] 20:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

right|thumb|15px|Mrn9000's mum

Offensive?

While working on my Why?:Is my house on fire, I added a joke about the Jews (also known as a Jew Joke), and I want to know if I should remove it for it is may be a bit unfunny to jews (other than myself). I also want to know if you can do some proofreading for it to make it easier for me to work with.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 13 04:44

Hmmm... I'm not sure. It's a tough call for me, but I think that first and foremost you need to ask yourself whether it's funny. To me, it seemed a little bit random, but that's just me. I think that the best course of action may be to put it on Pee Review, and add a note about it on the review page, asking whether or not it works. Other than that, do you mean that you want me to have a look at the speeling adn gramor? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:40, Feb 13

Your mum?

Hea, how did you know my mum looked like this? Actually, I added that pic to an article I just fixed up. It was already in the article when I got there, just linked via an external link. How come you sent it to QVFD with a comment about it being added to another article? Is there something I don't know about images? Cheers for any tips you may be able to pass on Sir Led sir... MrN 02:20, Feb 11

I suggest you archive very quickly, so nobody starts associating the image with you. That is, unless you're into that sort of thing. ...are you? Captain Can you read that? Feel the love. 02:47, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about that, MrN. Yeah, I've seen that image (and countless like it) added to your mom, and it's a pain to have to revert them. Of course, it hasn't happened in a while, but that just means the IPs are plotting something nefarious... And I will not archive my talk page! That's a sign of weakness, like mercy, and kittens. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Feb 11

Oh, is it a problem then??? It was actually on Obesity (linked externally) which I gave a good chopping to a few hours ago (it was a bit fat), I'm happy to find a different pic if it's a problem... MrN 03:49, Feb 11

Nah, it's no problem, I'm just trying to keep it off your mom Because I'm the only one aloud on her! I didn't realize an actual user had actually uploaded it to actually put it on an actual article, is all. Sorry for the QVFD mix-up. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:31, Feb 11

A Favour?

Would you pop into IRC for a second or two? Could use some help with something. MrN 21:43, Feb 11

Fo' sho. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:48, Feb 11

Many thanks for helping with my "little problem" *cough *cough... MrN 23:08, Feb 11

Thanks

Thanks For Voting!

It's a bit of a delayed thank you (for this thing), but you deserve one nevertheless. I'd give you a hug, but all I have is this ballot paper...Perhaps you could fill it in again? No? I suppose not, thanks anyway! - Seeker

Woops

I should staple "ADD VFD TAG" onto the top of my monitor. Thanks. MrN 21:40, Feb 16

Oh, and it appears I have now adopted my first N00b. Well two of them actually! They are like buses... I wonder if she is paying attention enough to make an appearance on the mighty Led's talk page? ~~

Hey, no problem. And glad to hear you got a noob! Now, all you need is a way to exploit help them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:49, Feb 16

Conservapedia

I had a great idea about this; take the article so far to the right and accuse Conservapedia of liberal bias - beat them at their own game - but keep the article dead serious with subtle jokes and allusions. I would love to help write if you want. P.S, vote UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old (shameless whore) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:33, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I actually like the sound of that! If you want, I'll start it in my userspace, and I'd gladly accept your help, as well as that of anyone that wants to offer it. Hmmm... let's talk on IRC. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Feb 17

Um, great idea you had there DJ, thought I had just suggested that also, but hea... I'm obviously all for it, and would be happy to help also. I think it might be something worth mentioning in the dump perhaps at some point. It would be something which all Uncyc users would need to be 'in' on, otherwise, we would constantly be fighting against people making the normal Uncyc style edits when it went into the mainspace... Not yet though, I guess we get it started, and see how it goes... MrN 03:56, Feb 17

Yeah, I've started the ball rolling here, see what you guys can do with it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:00, Feb 17

You can count me in on whatever it is you're plotting. I want to write something with a dry sarcastic tone...---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:07, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Cool, that's sorta what I was going for--a bit like the Colbert Report in the way it reads, I think, although with a pseudo-intellectual, holier-than-thou choice of words. Just make sure you look at what's there already, so we don't wind up with 6 different articles about Conservapedia (they'd love that, I'm sure, but I don't think they're quite worth that many). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Feb 19

Not sure I agree that they are not worthy of the effort thought Led. Personally, I think it's kinda our job to keep the likes of them in line. It's going to be a good article I'm sure... Will be a great reply to their article on us... what has MrN been eating of late? Political toast? MrN 02:23, Feb 19

MrN9000 (he's on the left)

Their article on us is terrible. As such, our "reply" should be equally terrible, if not more terribler. Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:27, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

GRR EDIT CONFLICT...Well, they certainly provide enough material for that many articles, that's for sure. But, I don't think it's our job to do anything but make people laugh, and give others a chance to do the same. Besides, they'll never read it, and it wouldn't change anything if they did. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:31, Feb 19

Solidarity brother! /me picks up a tambourine and starts playing... MrN 02:36, Feb 19

Yay, you voted for me!

---

DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:07, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Bonus points! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:18, Feb 19

Yay! A reply! ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC) (is there a way for me to add a code snippet to my sig to shrink that date, btw?)

Yeah, you have to do it in Special:Preferences. In the nickname box, where you put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Luvvy/sig}}, instead put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Luvvy/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small> Remember to check that "raw signature box and all that good stuff, and if you like you can add other tags to make the date small, italic, or even change the color. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:34, Feb 19

See, I already knew that, and didn't, for example, look at this page and go "riiiiiiiiight, now it makes seeeeeeeense". Or anything. /me shuffles uncomfortably. Still, don't forget to only sign with three tildes once you have made that change, eh Led? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:48, Feb 19

Ah, yes, almost forgot. Only 3 tildes, thanks, UU. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:03, Feb 19

Like this? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:12, Feb 20

Indeed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:39, Feb 20

/me bounces off, happily... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:30, 20 Feb

Babysitter Request?

She's really nice to sit on honest... I wondered if you might do me the favour of minding my n00b for me for a bit? I have been called away on an urgent snowboarding appointment, and I'm not sure if they have the Internet abroad... I will be back on the 28th I think... Many thanks. MrN 03:26, Feb 20

Yay! Mind me, mind me... /me smiles the most adorable of smiles... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:13, Feb 20

Sure, no problem. Sorry I couldn't reply sooner, last night I had a headache, so I went to bed early and slept from 8pm to 8am. Crazy stuff, man, crazy stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:42, Feb 20

I can donate you a migraine if you want one. The antidote comes in syringes and it'll cost you 250 quid... Now to bug the n00bsitter, I came up with a question. Contrary to what n00bdaddy MrN suspects, I am not a computing science freshman (me using umpteen proxies to access anything has absolutely no basis in reality whatsoever... Well, maybe a little... the Trans-Atlantic line was jammed last night. Why do I even bother...) Ehem, riiiight. Back to the question. Yes, so what's the formatting code for pwetty colours? RGB I can handle, but the code snippets that come around words I want to make pwetty pinkish green are yet Hebrew to me. Any help there, pwetty pwease..? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:03, 20 Feb

I think there are a couple of ways to do it, actually, but the one using the "font" tag is the one that I'm the most familiar with. It works like this: <font color="royalblue">Ooohhh, pretty colors...</font> will achieve the text and color Ooohhh, pretty colors... Personally, I like to use this handy list for all my colors, but a quick google search could prolly find you more. The other way I can think of to change the color works like this: <span style="color:#2e8b57">BAM COLORS!</span> Which looks like this: BAM COLORS! Hope this helps, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:16, Feb 20

Well, considering I've got Photoshop pretty much running in the background 24/7 and I use the RGB format of code #000000 for black, #ff0000 for red, #0000ff for blue and #00ff00 for green, it'll be no problem for me. Also, if one can count in hexadecimals, like all self respecting engineers should... Ah well, whatever... I'll manage... ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:56, 20 Feb

Alright, sounds good. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:57, Feb 20

/me scurries off to do no good (from Wikipedia's point of view)... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:46, 20 Feb

Well if the event you mentioned didn't happen, how do you explain this?

If you try to edit as an IP. You'll get this message.

The action you have requested is limited to users in the group user.

This should provide proof that the event did happen. Thank you. -- (talk) • (contribs) • (email me!) 22:13, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

...The fuck...? You're right, but I don't know when or how that happened. I'm gonna have to ask around about this... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, Feb 20

Hey!

It was this, i saw it was fixing the transclusion in my sig and forgot to change the name when I copied it. --Charitwo^Talk 23:20, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I figured as much. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:25, Feb 20

n00b looking for adopter

I'm new here, completely lost, and trying to be adopted. Will you? Please? Pokinoi dji noch predo... 19:39, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

Sure! Consider yourself adopted! Feel free to stick {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage, if you like. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me right here on my talk page, or, if you prefer, we can chat on IRC. Welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Feb 23

My band sucks?

What is your favorite band? I just have to know – Preceding unsigned comment added by 216.222.244.224 (talk • contribs)

If you can't figure it out from my username, you have an issue. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:20, Feb 24

I didn't notice that. I can play most of Zeppelin. Jimmy Page is the greatest.

Agreed. =D Now can you please stop making one-line pages about your band that need to be deleted? It forces us to clean up the bad stuff. Please write good stuff, preferably about things Codeine's mum has heard of. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:36, Feb 24

Curious

why you would QVFD 1/27th of my Marty Friedman article and not the other 26/27ths. (All I'm suggesting is a little consistency.) --monika 03:27, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Wups, sorry about that, it was showing up on Special:Newpages as a small page with nothing but a template, I didn't realize it was a part of a whole. Lemme just take that off there... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, Feb 24

Thanks. Also, sorry about the double post. My internet is being wonky today. --monika 03:35, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

No worries, I already called Al Gore to get him to fix his internet for us. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Feb 24

The Dark Knight

FU and your edit conflicts when I'm trying to Oh Dear the guy! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:32, Feb 28

/me has a need for speed. VROOOM! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:33, Feb 28

My internets are slow today. :( Your word with Al Gore has obviously had little effect. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:35, Feb 28

You know, I tried to talk to him, but I'm not really sure he was listening. I started to talk about the internet, but he just couldn't stop telling me about his hybrid car. 60 miles per gallon, he says. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:43, Feb 28

/me stumbles in FU TWO! Just had a sudden urge to say that. ~ 11:45, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

/me catches Mordillo, helps to stop him stumbling, gives Alka-Seltzer. That should help. I can't do anything about your urges though. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:46, Feb 28

And don't forget Man Bear Pig! I'm super serial! Whoosh! Al Gore. (talk) 11:54, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

And I don't have anything that can help you, Mr Gore. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:59, Feb 28

ManBearPig?! I heard that he was real! Cereally. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:31, Feb 28

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Hi TheLedBaloon! Thanks for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia and I would like to contribute here as much as I could to help Uncyclopedia funnier, according to HTBFANJS.

Now, I will go straight to the point. I just want to ask help from you regarding the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article because I'm editing this article a while ago and suddenly it was nominated for deletion. I am not really aware of the revert issue in the article but it seems to be the cause of this nomination. Unfortunately, the revert nor the nomination was not even discussed in the article discussion page.

A user named Gilgal1 then said something on my discussion page accusing me that it was my fault for the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article to be nominated for deletion. He even wrote it in Filipino so that others would not understand. Very clever, huh? He even claimed that a user named MidwayHaven created that article and they want to point it out that this particular article should be untouchable i.e. other users should not edit it. Now, for me I am editing this article in good faith and I do not wish other users, editors, and especially administrators getting angry on me just because of editing in good faith. I'm just tying to improve the article so that it would be funnier. That's all.

I hope you will be able to help me with this matter since I am planning to add funny pictures about her. Thank you for reading this. --Kapuso 17:48, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Remark from my side: it is generally acceptable that the creator of the article has, let say,some privileges on the article, but there is no untouchables articles. In this specific case, since there was a revert war going on, I locked the article until we have a decision on the VFD page. ~ 18:20, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I'll have a look at the page's history and try to see what's up. Until then, you can comment on the article's nomination at VFD, and discuss it with the voters. I'll get back to you as soon as I get a chance. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Feb 29

Congratulations

Just generally I guess... MrN 02:09, Mar 1

Thanks! I hope to get around to thanking the voters, in a bit. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, Mar 1

Your first challenge is to make your name bold on recent changes. You're not a real admin till you can do that! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:12, 01 Mar 2008

Nah, you're not a real admin until you can unblock yourself. Hold on ~ 08:23, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

My fellow administrator

Loads of thanks for the nom + for during the last VFS. Looking over the last voting page, it appears as if I didn't ever vote for you. Oops. Anyway, I'm glad to see you opped with me, as I remember you when you were but a wee li'l tike, writing Pen Island and Pae Do and pissing off Famine and generally not looking like you'd amount to anything. Look how far we've come, bud.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:15, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Bolded recentchanges

I fixed it for you. Thank me now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:56, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

S'not bold in my RC.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:01, Mar 1

Well, it should be.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:47, 1 March 2008 (UTC)