User:Keeper of the Seven Keys

Hmmm. This article hasn't been huffed so I'm thinking it hasn't been created yet. I've read the BGBU already and HTBFANJS so I guess I can begin. I, no, no. Not I. I am Keeper of The Seven Keys. Y'know? Keeper of the Seven Keys? I lock up the Seven Seas? Haven't heard of me? Oh well... Anyway, I'm gonna to begin working around wikipide-- er, uncyclopedia in an attempt to make you people laugh.

This is my page so I'm guessing you want to know about me!

Well, I enjoy listening to music such as heavy metal, and rap and my model for humor is Dan Quayle due to his inability to spell potatoe. How difficult is it to spell potatoe? Haha. Moron.

Well, I guess I've got work to do. I'm going to create some articles! I hope they survive... I really wish I didn't have to change my joke style... I had a really good Hitler idea too. Oh well.

Oh yeah:

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Don't you wish you were as awesome as me? Not me. ME! Keeper of the Seven...forget it. Damn my long user name I wish I was still in Jamaica.