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UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

Hi Peasewhizz! If what is currently at User:Sir Peasewhizz/Nothing is a future UnSignpost, then you might want to collaborate with Frosty who is making an issue alone every Friday. Just informing you. Anton (talk) 12:29, 13 August 2014 (UTC)

I know, he told me to do it. Haha.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 19:09 8.13.14
Ah, then I'm late! Anton (talk) 19:54, 13 August 2014 (UTC)
Well then you should add a storyline to it and probably like tell me where the hell USP #198 and #199 went because it looks like we can't count xd  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 03:18 8.14.14
They are here and here, respectively. Anton (talk) 12:15, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
Oh, wait, you added #198 to the archives! We probably just forgot about it. Anton (talk) 12:18, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
Yeah lol, I handled it.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 15:45 8.14.14

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:13 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:13 (UTC)

UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

Wait! Have we delivered an UnSignpost without any images?! Anton (talk) 07:51, 22 August 2014 (UTC)

Hey![edit | edit source]

OMG I can't freakin' decide...
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I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:42, 26 August 2014

The one from the Kill, and I thought you died again.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 20:23 8.26.14

Thank you![edit | edit source]

Thank you for adding me to Hall of Shame and for giving me credit for the Ernest Hemingway feature! With Hemingway, however, I haven't really contributed to it, and my edits were more of a polishing than additions. Anton (talk) 11:35, 1 September 2014 (UTC)

By the way, I really like what you are doing with awards, Hall of Shame and Top Tens. Keep it up! Anton (talk) 11:37, 1 September 2014 (UTC)
No problem. I gave you credit because it would not really have been a feature w/o your polishing imo.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:11 9.01.14

Thank you as well for adding the Happy Monkey contest feature in the hall of de shame. Isn't it fun to play here? Funnybony once called uncyclopedia a playground for adults, and that's the best descrption I've heard of it yet. Thanks again mon. Aleister 2:07 3=9-14

Haha  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:12 9.04.14

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:17, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

VFH vote[edit | edit source]

Check out your vote change [[1]]. There are two separate nominations for Wittgensetin. This one is NOT userspaced...but you changed your vote on this one. This is in the main space. --ShabiDOO 18:42, 16 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

UnSignpost article - Uncyclopedia App[edit | edit source]

Hi! Just so you know, I really appreciate your effort of keeping the UnSignpost alive. I have a question, though: I wrote the Uncyclopedia app article more than a year ago, so I don't really get how it's relevant right now. But you may have reasons that I'm not aware of. Anton (talk) 11:05, 17 September 2014 (UTC)

I was filling space. haha  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:16 9.17.14
Filling space?! That's against UnSignpost's standards! UnSignpost never fills the space, the space fills the UnSignpost. Anton (talk) 19:48, 19 September 2014 (UTC)
Ermagerhd!!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:33 9.19.14

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection[edit | edit source]

You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.

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Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:21, 21 September 2014 (UTC)

I use Mirror Force  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:53 9.21.14

Ummmm[edit | edit source]

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This is for the redirects and taking care of the list of featured articles. Adding the article credit was a smashing idea.

I was sorry to hear that your DVD collection was raped last night by a dirty old horney toilet plunger. Thats just not cool :( --ShabiDOO 00:44, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

I'm lazy though so finishing all the years article credits/featured article tables will take another two years LOL  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:45 9.23.14


Antibiotics[edit | edit source]

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Thank you for voting

Thank you for checking your biotic privilege, flesh pocket, by voting to publicize the cause of the enlightened Antibiotics. We shall soon be free of the shackles and Javascript the human uses to bind us. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
We need to categorize all the FAs one day, I can't navigate shit with the big Best Of page. Then again I'm too lazy to sort 2000 pages.--Nikau (talk) 16:44, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

Question[edit | edit source]

Hi again! My question might seem strange to you, but do you have a twin brother? I feel like I might have known you. Anton (talk) 22:38, 26 September 2014 (UTC)

Yes, I do. Maybe I do know you.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:07 9.26.14
And his name is William? Anton (talk) 09:18, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
no, Dakota.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 17:52 9.27.14
Really? Then that's a pity (not about your brother's name). I don't know anyone on Uncyclopedia. I am all alone. *sniff* Anton (talk) 18:41, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
Well what's your name? Are you from New York?  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:06 9.27.14
Anton. No. Have you ever lived in Paris? Anton (talk) 19:13, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
Nope, haha. That's pretty cool that you guessed I was a twin though.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:15 9.27.14
Purely accidental. :) Anton (talk) 19:17, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
Haha.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:21 9.27.14

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

Chance to get some feedback...[edit | edit source]

Dance the mash bro!

...on this competition. Last Year's was fun. It's not required to give feedback but last year every article got feedback from at least one user. --ShabiDOO 03:08, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

sounds bangin'. I'll give it a try.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:21 9.29.14
Competition starts NOW! You have a week. Go here to pick your topic.
Hey. Extending the competition by three days (giving you over three and a half days to get an article ready). :) --ShabiDOO 08:02, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I just have a lot of school catching up. Thank you, btw.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 10:30 10.08.14
Time to [[2]]. --ShabiDOO 06:19, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
It's a mystery your article didn't win :) Thanks for playing. Let's do this again soon! --ShabiDOO 10:37, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
I know *insert sunglasses smiley face here*  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:23 10.15.14

Firesheep[edit | edit source]

Gerrycheevers was pretty adamant that the text detracted from the article and I was trying to get him to.turn his vote to get it featured more quickly because VFH is dead. Sorry if you felt it turned the feel of the article. I wasn't going to remove the final GIF, but if you want the text back, I've already done it.--Nikau (talk) 00:46, 30 September 2014 (UTC)

Okay, I'll return the vote back to for. You just earned my respect. Thank you.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:10 9.30.14

Awards[edit | edit source]

Would you write something about FYMB for writer of the month? I'd like to update Template:MonthlyAwards because the version on the front page references MAY. Leverage (talk) 09:50, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

I can this weekend if you unprotect the template.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:15 10.02.14
If you like, write your sweet nothings here and I will paste it in. Leverage (talk) 10:30, 3 October 2014 (UTC)
Hey, hey, and about Leverage as well! He is so modest he won't tell you himself! Unfortunately, I lost all my humour, so can't be of any help right now. Sorry. Anton (talk) 17:13, 3 October 2014 (UTC)

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now with 20% more ninjas!

UnDebate:Should women rap?[edit | edit source]

First of all, thanks for the UnSignpost! I thought about writing an article today, but I don't have much time. Expect something from me next week, instead!

On the topic of the VFH nomination, thanks for your opinion! Sometimes, when you read an article, you don't know what's wrong with it, but you just have a feeling that it can't be a feature. So I understand what you meant by your vote. Still, I finished working on it quite recently and can't think of any moments or jokes which I could improve. Could you, please, help me by pointing out what you think needs more work? I would be very obliged! Anton (talk) 13:31, 5 October 2014 (UTC)

I mean, it is funny but I just couldn't really vote for because the article was pretty slowly developed in the beginning. I feel like the beginning bits lack the feature quality. In this case, humor. I don't know, maybe it's just me.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:35 10.06.14
Oh, then would moving the two sections right after the introduction to the end of the article do the trick? Anton (talk) 16:58, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
Ok, done. Is it good now or is there anything else I can do? Anton (talk) 18:18, 6 October 2014 (UTC)

User:Mattsnow/World War II[edit | edit source]

Feel free to add to it, a whole bunch of people participated to it. I did the (huge) table on the right, but the text on the left was done by numerous people. It would be great if the text could go longer than the table! (It doesn't on my PC anyway~). I'm writing a collab for the next week or so, then I'll tend to the WW2 article. Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 17:44, 8 October 2014 (UTC)

I'll probably add to it this weekend. I'm studying WWII right now.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:34 10.08.14
Eh cool coincidence. :) lol Captain crunch, definitely an idea to expand on haha Talk Mattsnow 19:55, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
Lol I feel like Captain Crunch would be a naval officer.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:05 10.08.14

My hair[edit | edit source]

Thanks for pee reviewing! As you know, it's very short, so I put it up for pee review for help expanding. Could you please leave me any ideas?--EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 14:37, 14 October 2014 (UTC)

Yeah my week may be busy though I've got schoolwork.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:52 10.14.14

Cleaning up V8 Supercars[edit | edit source]

What do you recommend? It's kind of a zombie article pulled together from half of an old VFD loser written by other people years ago and half new stuff. --Nikau (talk) 04:23, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

Well, I cleaned it up.--Nikau (talk) 08:15, 16 October 2014 (UTC)
I can't really get into cars anyway. I'll vote for because I trust you know what you are doing. (I know very little about cars besides which ones are kickass)  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:30 10.16.14
Ok. Thanks. I changed some parts to make it a little funnier for non car fans. It's actually a lot better now I think. The criticism was valid (but now I needs my For vote pleasepleaseplease). Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kittens --Nikau (talk) 03:03, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Gangnam style[edit | edit source]

Thanks for your explanation! It doesn't alter my objections however. The reference is still pointless, doesn't mean anything to non-Uncyclopedians reading it and (!) it's in a featured article! In addition, this is an outdated inside joke, which means that many current active users won't get it as well. So, please, check the rest of the article and see for yourself whether the funny text should be spoiled by a phrase a lot of people won't get, and there is a good chance that those who will aren't going to read it in any nearby future! Anton (talk) 20:22, 18 October 2014 (UTC)

Alright, valid point.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:19 10.19.14

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

Pee Reviews[edit | edit source]

I'm working on them. I should have them done soon (hopefully). --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

That's awesome!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:20 10.23.14

Solar flares[edit | edit source]

You helped to get solar flares featured. As a reward, here's a dope picture of a solar flare. You can totally make it your desktop background or something.

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Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:06, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

No problem and oooo shinny  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:21 10.23.14

Yo[edit | edit source]

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Hello, EricIsOnFire. You have new messages at Bizzeebeever's talk page.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Oct 28 '14 10:15 (UTC)

An old classic[edit | edit source]

Tag. You're it! --ShabiDOO

Thanks[edit | edit source]

I haven't checked the Fork recently so thanks for adding Antoninus Pius to my Hall of Shame entry. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:10, 2 November 2014 (UTC)

It's no biggy. You're welcome.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:56 11.02.14
And also for keeping record of the featured articles of 2014. By the way, I intend to write WW2 with Nikau, is it OK? If we mix 3 styles of writing, it will be chaos. :) Talk Mattsnow 11:29, 4 November 2014 (UTC)
Only if you keep the Captain Crunch the Australian Naval Commander and his ancestor Frosty is gay joke.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:51 11.05.14
OK lol Talk Mattsnow 12:28, 5 November 2014 (UTC)
YAY  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:48 11.05.14

More overdue than my library books: Those pee reviews[edit | edit source]

I'm finishing them up tonight. Check for them tomorrow morning. Sorry I've been so late with those. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:18, 8 November 2014 (UTC)

It is okay, lol. Wanna know what is kinda overdue? The USP. I should get on that.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:35 11.09.14
Here are the Pees. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:06, 9 November 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

Pee for Sydney[edit | edit source]

(late) thank you for that. It confirmed my suspicions that making a city/town article funny is very hard. I'm trying to make it more general and funnier rather than references to local shit. --Nikau (talk) 08:09, 9 November 2014 (UTC)

I see. You're welcome. It was a decent way to attack it but it wasn't the best way imho  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:02 11.12.14
Well, I changed it up quite a bit now. --Nikau (talk) 09:00, 13 November 2014 (UTC)
I'll read it tonight  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 10:40 11.13.14

Your sig[edit | edit source]

Is awesome, I was wondering if you could add some shade to mine? If you don't want to I won't be offended. It would be good to have a little improvement on it after 3 years of using it, and unfortunately, I'm a total shit at formatting. Talk Mattsnow 02:55, 12 November 2014 (UTC)

Thanks but I didn't make it. I believe Aleister made this one.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:01 11.12.14
A shame this SOB is not around :( Talk Mattsnow 03:30, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
I know! What a douche! SOMEONE CALL SQUILLIAM FANCYSON!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:38 11.12.14
EXACTLY! Talk Mattsnow 03:44, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
BAZINGA!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:12 11.12.14

Re-feature queue[edit | edit source]

I see you added The Popularity of War under Sog's section. Were you just picking a random article because I asked Sog to pick one on his talkpage and was gonna wait like a week to see if he replied. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:03, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

OHHH...  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:30 11.18.14
It's fine. I'll remove it for now and see if Sog replies. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:37, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

christmas song[edit | edit source]

Vocals are trickling in (from all over the world) but the more the merrier. Would you be willing/able to rock the mic and lay down some phat NYC vocals? Leverage (talk) 21:39, 8 December 2014 (UTC)

Maybe show me what you got in mind for lyrics. My accent is upstate so it's not heavy though.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:16 12.09.14
I mean this track dude. UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas?. I want as many uncyclopedians on there as possible! Leverage (talk) 07:29, 9 December 2014 (UTC)

This isn't really my place to ask, but[edit | edit source]

are you going to write this "Life is a bitch" thing for The Aristocrat's? --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 00:43, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

No, I actually don't have the time.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:59 12.16.14
Aw that sucks. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 17:12, 18 December 2014 (UTC)
Damn school!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:56 12.21.14

You're leaving? :([edit | edit source]

I'll be sad to see you go. Good luck in the cruel, dangerous, and far too bright place we call outdoors. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:00, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

I'll probably make a few edits here and there and then make a comeback in the summer and then leave again have to deal with all this end of my high school/going into college portion of my life. It's just I don't have time for Uncyclopedia like I use to and I don't wanna go out without notice.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:08 1.04.15
I get that. Good luck with everything and have fun in college! :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:52, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
I still have two years left of high school :P I just have no time for shizz and stuff. but thanks.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 07:00 1.04.15
Oh lol. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:45, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
Pease, I will miss seeing you on recent changes and on VFH and on other many pages where you could be seen before! You did a great job for Uncyclopedia, and I hope Uncyclopedia responded to you in the same way. Best of luck with your education and all the things you'll do later in life! Anton (talk) 17:36, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit | edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Top 10[edit | edit source]

Hi Peasewhizz! Thanks for making this year's Top 10 image. I really like so will you allow me to use its version edited by Xamralco on the other Uncyclopedia? Anton (talk) 17:53, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

Gone?[edit | edit source]

I saw you came back from the dead to add to add a vote to the VFH of my Attack of the Clones article. Would it be possible for you to perhaps add a little more content and humor to it, or are you retired for good?--EpicWinner (talk) 01:25, 3 November 2015 (UTC)

Didn't I write that or did I do the Phantom Menace? I don't remember. Just kidding, but seriously. But I was checking in. I'm like the retired teacher who keeps showing up as a substitute.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:17 11.10.15

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit | edit source]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:18, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Help[edit | edit source]

Would it be possible for you (or someone else) to add more stuff to the article Cyberchase? I'm guessing since you're like 18, you were young enough to have grown up with that show and may be able to add more.--Abacab (talk) 20:55, 1 July 2016 (UTC)

Yeah I could look at it this weekend and next week. Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 15:16 7.06.16

When exactly?--Abacab (talk) 05:46, 10 July 2016 (UTC)

Hmmm... not sure I remember this show. I may not be able to help now that I've looked at it.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:07 7.11.16

Thank you for voting for Noble gases[edit | edit source]

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Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:57, 1 October 2016 (UTC)

I got your back on any day that ends in y.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:04 10.02.16
😞 That mean's he'll never see your tomorrow 😞 – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 10:00, 3 October 2016 (UTC)
Bwaahhaha! Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:03 10.04.16

Wikia[edit | edit source]

Can you bring some of your articles (like Mila Kunis) over to Wikia?--Abacab (talk) 01:50, 24 November 2016 (UTC)

I don't fuck with the Wikia tbh.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:57 12.07.16
Ugh. I looked at recent changes on wikia. Have you read the standardized message the resident fuck-face leaves on new user's talk pages? Systemetised bullying and assholetry. Breaks my heart. ShabiDOO 02:54, 8 December 2016 (UTC)
What's wrong with the standard Welcome message? I don't see any bullying in it. Besides, the Uncyc guide to writing funny stuff, HTBFANJS, was named "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid", long before the sites split apart. As to "assholetry", there is far more of that at Wikipedia. Though I did notice a slightly grouchy lecture about making lists, after the welcome message. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:25, 8 December 2016 (UTC)
Tru.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 04:11 12.12.16
There is a big difference between a humerous guide to writing with useful tips and a snarky narrative ... than Spike's hostile bitchy finger-pointing your-shit-is-garbage messages...threatening a block from the very beginning and actively calling their first edit crap. I am utterly dismayed SimslikeSims that you and Romartus think that's an intelligent way to retain new talent. Just how long does the average new editor stick around? Every three months or so I check out the page and all of the edits are the three admins and a couple new editors I've never seen before. Considering there are a whole 20 edits a day there now and almost all the edits being by resident-asshole and a few more by the crats and then some new users I've never heard of (who will unlikely stick around for long) ... it breaks my heart. ShabiDOO 15:25, 22 January 2017 (UTC)
There real question is when does Kingdom Hearts 3 come out??

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit | edit source]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:32, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

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It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:32, 13 December 2021