Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive117

October 29th, 1929

Keep
Delete	Delete Short, random. MrN 15:25, Feb 3 Woah Terrible - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 17:01, Feb 3 Kerkill --Dexter111344 17:07, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete, but I would love to see someone write an article about how the day is completely mundane, and how absolutely nothing of interest happened on October 29th, 1929. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:24, Feb 3 Yeah I wish this was funnier. --THINKER 18:45, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Mac Mini

Keep
Delete	Delete Will not be missed. Short not funny. MrN 14:21, Feb 3 Delete Kerkill (HAHA I'M COOL LIKE DEXTER) - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 17:02, Feb 3 ... Ass. Kerkill UnIdiot, too. Taking my damn word... --Dexter111344 17:17, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Boy, Macs sure do suck, apparently. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Boo --THINKER 18:40, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Blade

Keep
Delete	Delete Not the sharpest. MrN 14:12, Feb 3 Kerkill Complete crap. --Dexter111344 17:14, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete --THINKER 18:37, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Namedroppy, with nothing good to compensate for it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:38, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Umm

Keep
Delete	Delete Umm, no. MrN 13:56, Feb 3 Kerkill Umm... Random and unfunny crap. --Dexter111344 16:44, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Lolwut? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:50, Feb 3 Delete --THINKER 18:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Wolin (chuj)

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Delete	Delete What the? Please, no. MrN 00:06, Feb 3 Strong Delort and if I'm not mistaken, this seems a lot like a vanity page.. --THINKER 00:49, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC) ? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:15, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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The Year Without a President

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Delete	Delete Just not funny to me. MrN 23:34, Feb 2 meh--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:36, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Good concept, terrible fail execution. --THINKER 00:58, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Sheer idiocy. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:07, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Alliance of Half-Tunnel Half-Country Hybrids

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Delete	Delete Just don't get it. Short and random. MrN 21:06, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:13, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete sadly though; the writer seems like one with a bit of potential. --THINKER 01:01, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Halloween (film series)

Keep	Keep Pet project of PF4Eva. And though they could use some external helpering, the fact that Uncyc has Halloween 1-25 is the kinda thing that distinguishes us as a wikipedia parody and not Something else. --THINKER 00:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Keep per THINKER. --Dexter111344 00:47, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Yep. MrN 01:00, Feb 3 Keep per THINKER also. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 02:11, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:15, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:35, 3 February 2008 (UTC) 'Keep, or Michael will kill you. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:27, Feb. 3, 2008
Delete	Delete - atrocious--Æ 00:33, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 10:22, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Stumpf

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Delete	Delete I'm stumped. Stubbed maybe? MrN 00:28, Feb 3 Utter shit. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Feb 3 Kerkill Stupid ass hate towards John Kerry. He's not that bad. Howard Dean would have won the presidency, though. --Dexter111344 00:58, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Baleet--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:21, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:17, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs while I don't completely hate it, I can see why others would, so I'll just bow out. --THINKER 00:46, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Mohism

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Delete	Delete From Mohism to kitten huffing? Surely not... MrN 00:15, Feb 3 Yeahno. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:33, Feb 3 Delit --THINKER 00:48, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Poop Cusine tastes better than this--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:25, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:16, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Rambo knife

Keep
Delete	Delete Short, would not last if created these days. MrN 23:55, Feb 2 Delete --THINKER 00:52, 3 February 2008 (UTC) hUFF--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Lame. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:14, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:02, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Senseo

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Delete	Delete Not going anywhere. Also not funny. MrN 23:43, Feb 2 D.lee.t --THINKER 00:55, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 01:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Say Goodnight.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:27, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:12, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Mac MS X

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Delete	Delete Just bad. MrN 20:51, Feb 2 Oh, dear. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Carp--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:24, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Because Capitalizing Every Word Is Fun! --Dexter111344 00:55, 3 February 2008 (UTC) BSOD --THINKER 01:02, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Fenton

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Delete	Delete A poor town article. MrN 20:30, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:43, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Bye Bye crap man--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill KFC for the lose! --Dexter111344 00:52, 3 February 2008 (UTC) POTF --THINKER 01:03, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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D-Day

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Delete	Delete We can do better than this. No real concept I can see, lets make a better one. MrN 17:54, Feb 2 Baleet--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Grilled! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:47, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Easy decision. --Dexter111344 00:49, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Redirect to the Sesame Street one (which amazingly isn't all that terrible). --THINKER 01:06, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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Penisland

Keep	Keep-It's awesome and funny! --Imanasshole Keep-Personally, I did not find it that offensive. MrN 13:34, Feb 2 Keep because its a majestic land, with many fine erections. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep It is a great place. And besides, it's part of a bigger joke. --Dexter111344 17:12, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Zana has choppin' skillz. --THINKER 01:07, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Short, awful, gross stub --Slavemaster2 11:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Well, it is part of a bigger joke...namely, the one I made... *sigh* What have I done...? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:06, Feb 2 Comment and yours is bigger. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:14, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Kept. Penis closed. ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 10:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Engebråten

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Delete	Delete - Huh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Goodbye. MrN 13:23, Feb 2 Kerkill We don't care about your government cover-up/school. --Dexter111344 18:02, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:46, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:20, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Buzz Aldrin

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Delete	Delete. - Crap, stubby and humourless (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 2, 10:49 Delete Buzz off. -MrN 13:17, Feb 2 Kerkill I'd of gone with the "He was the first person on the Moon, not Neil!!!" Really, "Mr. Second!" - World Guild of Astronauts, 1962 and The "Top Caller" award from his local Suicide Hotline (1969, 1970, 1971, 1971, 1973). Really? That's the best you can do? The dates are screwed up, too. --Dexter111344 16:56, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Buzz Off--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:20, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Meep

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Delete	Delete Nothing to it really. Roadrunner would not approve. MrN 14:41, Feb 2 Kerkill Meep? The Roadrunner was saying "Beep, beep", then he'd whoosh off. There was no "Meep". --Dexter111344 17:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Die--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:59, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:33, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:51, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Pee Outside Day

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Delete	Delete Stub, not worth keeping. MrN 14:37, Feb 2 Kerkill Poor seals. --Dexter111344 18:00, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Eteled--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:15, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:01, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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German feather sausages

Keep
Delete	Delete Unfunny stub. MrN 14:58, Feb 2 Kerkill --Dexter111344 17:56, 2 February 2008 (UTC) [Insert Huff Here]--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:48, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Godel Escherbach

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Delete	Delete I'm guessing it's vanity as there is no wiki page and Google points to a student. Oh, it's pants also. MrN 18:10, Feb 2 Kerkill --Dexter111344 18:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - I can't believe they allowed this 2005cruft to live as long ad it has. --Slavemaster2 18:33, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:45, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	comment - "I'm guessing it's vanity as there is no wiki page" There is totally a wikipedia page. --monika 18:44, 2 February 2008 (UTC) My bad. I did not know to put the space between the "escher" and the "bach". MrN 20:03, Feb 2

VMCSE

Keep	Keep. - HAHA I love this, made me laugh, Jesus...I really am a nerd (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 1, 19:10 Speedy Keep LOL this is a good one. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:01, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. and I am ashamed to know why... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:31, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Keep It's alright if you understand it(which I do, sadly). --Dexter111344 03:09, 2 February 2008 (UTC) I don't get it. But I like it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Rather pointless, only really links to the website. MrN 18:47, Feb 1 I don't get it. --THE 23:31, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Don Knotts

Keep	Strong Keep I find this article very funny. Might need expansion, but definitely do not delete. --THINKER 15:58, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Odd, unexpected, Knotts. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. per Thinker ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:16, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Needs work but not totally bad --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:51, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Weak keep I don't know why but something is telling me that what is there isn't beyond redemption. A few funny things. --Dexter111344 02:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. See comment below. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Don. Knotts. Case closed. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:52, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:24, Feb. 1, 2008 Delete. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:09, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's not really bad, but still... MrN 12:56, Feb 1
Comments	Comment Kip, honey, I can't see why you nommed this for deletion, because there is no reason on why you feel it needs to be deleted. Yes, Don Knotts is not handsome, and the idea of him touching you is akin to nails going down a chalk board, but if you are going to nom something for deletion, unless its horrible beyond all imagination (like you and DOn Knotts actually doing it), well then I can't see why it deserves to be destroyed. I think deep down you really like Don Knotts, you're just afraid to admit it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Also comment. Is is just me or is all this sexy Don Knotts talk terribly arousing? Am I the only one who is a little turned on right now? Oh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Also, Also Comment Oh, you're just aroused at the thought of reliving those heady, carefree days in Paris when you and Don Knotts would sit in a cafe, drinking inexpensive red wine, sharing a cigarette and arguing about Jean-Paul Sartre. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:03, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Etc, Comment. Zut alors! I had completely forgotten about that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Holy Market

Keep	Keep. It is funny, like the redemption vouchers. It is 2005 cruft that has been unfairly targeted for deletion. It could use a good rewrite, but I think it has potential. if it gets deleted, please move it into my user space so it can get a good rewrite. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:27, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Simple concept, but immediately got a laugh from me. Conniving 03:27, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Needs some fleshing out, but its a pretty funny idea. The catholic church got there first, but they weren't trying to be funny. Evrae 15:33, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's definitely funnyEthereal 16:35, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep This is a very funny list. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep.. It needs love, but its not so bad that one would have to nail 95 feces to a church door bad. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:26, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Very Strong Keep Useful, and humorous, list. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Keep.. MrN 17:43, Feb 2
Delete	Kerkill Not but two crap lists. --Dexter111344 22:26, 30 January 2008 (UTC) kILL - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 22:26, Jan 30 Delete, though the Redemption Vouchers was almost funny enough to, ironically, redeem it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:33, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or more to Orion's userspace - either is good, unlike this article in its current form. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:19, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Move to Orion's userspace for proper rewriting. I agree the concept has much potential, but it needs an overhaul. --THINKER 16:37, 1 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Old, listy 2005cruft --Slavemaster2 12:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Jesus Christos

Keep	Keep It's not that bad. Lets VFD the really poor articles first. MrN 13:13, Jan 31 Keep. as per MrN. Also, I'm more or less against VFDing articles by well established writers, and Composure is more than one. ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 18:16, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Jesus is the only way to being VFDd, it seems. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Keep. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:22, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep per Composure1. It's not terrible but it does need formatting help (if kept)--Æ 02:12, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Not that bad. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:27, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Just because it's Jesus doesn't mean it isn't funny. Same for Chuck Norris. I think you people just have it out for bearded guys. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:27, Feb. 2, 2008 Keep. Good god, people, it's just Jesus. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:22, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Jesuscruft. Thinker, I agree. --Dexter111344 22:15, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Word --THINKER 22:15, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Christcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:52, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not funny at all. --riiga 16:45, 1 February 2008 (CET) CruftHuff - How many Jesus articles do we really need? --Slavemaster2 12:34, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This is my article so I am not going to be vain enough to vote, but, seriously, you really think this should be deleted? It may not be the best article out there, but there certainly are many worse that are kept, and I feel like this one is being discriminated against just because it's about a common topic (Jesus). It was even pee-reviewed and the reviewer even mentioned that if it had some more humor it would be VFH-worthy, so it seems a little odd to me to find this on VFD. --Composure1 04:36, 31 January 2008 (UTC) You can have a copy moved into your userspace to work on if you want to add that extra humor. But there's a lot of samey Jesus articles out there, so you have to write something that really stands out to stop people thinking "christ - another one - delete!" that's what you're up against. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:52, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Charge of the White Van Men

Keep	Keep Many people drive white vans. Not only the chavs. Whoever they might be... MrN 21:56, Jan 30 Keep - I actually like the concept. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:41, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - It's a good concept, it just needs some work --Zarbag 20:52, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - Although a lot of the references are fairly incomprehensible to a non-Brit, this actually has a fair bit of potential. Please don't vote No just because you don't get it. Could do with some work though... Evrae 15:31, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Keep if it can huff 50 kittens in 10 seconds. GO! ----Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 17:49, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Has something to do with Chavs (which is Brit talk, and thus unintelligible to me) and lots of red links. --THINKER 21:48, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:02, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Killed most of the red links. This isn't funny, though nor do I like the concept. --Dexter111344 22:05, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not funny in the slightest. I was a White Van Man for a while. Except in a blue van. It's even less fun than this article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:27, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- absorbent Ape (overthrow) (Riot Porn) 21:32, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Suicide (town)

Keep
Delete	Ix-nay unfunny bandcruft. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 08:28 2 Feb, 2008) Delete. Listy, unfunny, namedroppy, random rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Not the best... -MrN 13:09, Feb 2 Kerkill Everything in this sucked. --Dexter111344 17:10, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

The 100 coolest chat room nicks

Keep
Delete	Delete. - List (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 2, 10:48 Delete Don't think we want this. MrN 13:14, Feb 2 Delete. Resist the list --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:27, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I mean... really. --Dexter111344 17:22, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kill Kill Kill Kill I have a better nick for this list how about "Deleted" ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:54, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Execute. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:07, Feb 2
Comments

Clemen

Keep
Delete	Delete Bleh.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:09, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 08:15 2 Feb, 2008) Family Guy memes strike again! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 08:21, Feb. 2, 2008 Delete. Uhh? That's crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:26, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - MrN 13:06, Feb 2 Kerkill We don't need articles about every one-line Family Guy joke. --Dexter111344 16:41, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Ultra Oprah

Keep
Delete	Delete Short, all the usual characters. Chuck it and huff it. MrN 05:13, Feb 2 Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Cancer that is killing /un/ -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:41, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. You'd think it'd mention Ultra Oprah's relation to Tom Cruise and Scientology. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 06:28, Feb. 2, 2008 Delete. Unfunny stub. Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The equation at the bottom sums it up well. --Dexter111344 16:31, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Machiato

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Delete	Delete What the? Short, not funny. MrN 04:59, Feb 2 'Huff Plz --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:00, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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UnPersonals

Keep	Weak Keep OK, I think I know what this is about. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:11, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete What is the idea behind this? MrN 18:47, Feb 1 Kerkill I have no idea what this is about. It appears to be a template with random UnBooks on it. Isn't that why we have categories? --Dexter111344 03:14, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Huff This seems to be a failed attempt to try and create a new alternate namespace. I don't exactly see how it was suposed to work, but personals seems like an invitation for vanity. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:49, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or shift per Modus. Either way... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:56, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Move to User:Box1ng Bear\UnPersonals, as Box1ng Bear's userpage appears to be the only page that links to it. Failing that, delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

The 0.5 Amendment

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Delete	Delete Unbearable. MrN 05:17, Feb 2 Feckin' Hell -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:20, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Creature Creation Agencies

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Delete	Delete Short, random, not funny. MrN 18:47, Feb 1 Not Kansas Approved and its a short stub on something that's already been created. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. too short --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:21, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Too much fail--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:50, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Hamster dance

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Delete	Delete Come on now... MrN 05:24, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:36, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wow, that's some namedropping. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 2 February 2008 (UTC) HamPster! It's called the HamPster dance, damn it! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Poop--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Free Republic

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Delete	Delete Possibly a good idea for an article, but this is not it. MrN 05:20, Feb 2 Delete If this had any content, I'd say rewrite it, but it's just a massive pile of fail.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's just a bunch of words, hardly any of which use funny sounds, like vaccuum or noodles. Vahhk-yeooom...noo-dihls. See? Funny! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:38, 2 February 2008 (UTC) grhaw8yayauuhe06 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Kambal Kut

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Delete	Delete Short, nothing to it really. MrN 00:10, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I don't even know... WTF? And there is no Wikipedia article on it. --Dexter111344 02:10, 2 February 2008 (UTC) [Insert Massive Huff Here]--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:38, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Mi Goreng Challenge

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Delete	Delete Vanity of some sort + pants. MrN 20:24, Feb 1 Delete. pants 2nd'ed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:03, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 02:48, 2 February 2008 (UTC) WTF--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:22, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Edwin P. Crack

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Delete	Delete Short, poor. MrN 19:42, Feb 1 Delete. Stub ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:08, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Extremely random and unfunny. --Dexter111344 03:00, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Say Goodnight--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Gok Wan

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Delete	Delete Vanity maybe, pants also. MrN 19:34, Feb 1 Stub Delete ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:08, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Pants -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:43, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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W.W.J.D

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Delete	Delete Short, not worth saving. MrN 18:47, Feb 1 Delete. WWJD has serious comedy potential. For comedy. This, on the other hand, is crap. If there's one thing I know, it's crap. This, for example, is that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:03, 1 February 2008 (UTC) {{Delete|Delete)) and then actually write a good article on this. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:09, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Jesus would huff this crap. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:52, Feb. 1, 2008 Kerkill Jesus would get offended by this crap. --Dexter111344 02:38, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Where's the last period, anyway? "What would Jesus d?" (or, for this pages take on it, "Walker Would Justify D")? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Hamster dance

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Delete	Delete Come on now... MrN 05:24, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:36, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wow, that's some namedropping. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 2 February 2008 (UTC) HamPster! It's called the HamPster dance, damn it! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Poop--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Free Republic

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Delete	Delete Possibly a good idea for an article, but this is not it. MrN 05:20, Feb 2 Delete If this had any content, I'd say rewrite it, but it's just a massive pile of fail.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's just a bunch of words, hardly any of which use funny sounds, like vaccuum or noodles. Vahhk-yeooom...noo-dihls. See? Funny! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:38, 2 February 2008 (UTC) grhaw8yayauuhe06 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Trent Lott

Keep	Keep It's not great, but no so bad that it should be deleted. MrN 01:45, Feb 2 AE twisted my arm MrN 02:08, Feb 2
Delete	Delete - The VFH nom is funnier than the article itself--Æ 01:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Completely agree with you, AE. --Dexter111344 01:58, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:01, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 02:08, Feb 2 "...we wouldn’t have had all these problems over the years, either." When the real guy is a better satire or parody of the real guy than the page (and the real guy isn't all that satirical, or funny, to begin with), the page is in trouble. Delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment Though irrelevant, the sockpuppet that nominated it is believed to be NXWave. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:16, Feb. 2, 2008 Yes, but as you said, that's irrelevant. I'm not sure if you or others think I'm "gloating" over it, cuz I'm not. I VFD'd because it was crap, not because of the VFH nom and nominator--Æ 01:28, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Recommends Special:Shortpages for finding crap. Scroll down a bit (the really short stuff has been checked before) and start looking... MrN 01:45, Feb 2 Qwality, not quantity. Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial is hilarious, but yet one line. This article which is several lines lacks a single funny joke. Seeing you as a Brit, did you really lol, giggle, smile, or enjoy it? If not, do you really think it has much room for improvement? No, the edit history confirms it's edited once in a blue moon--Æ 01:49, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Oh, sorry AE. I think you misunderstood. Lots of stubs are funny for me. I just try to VFD the short (bad) articles. MrN 01:58, Feb 2 This isn't a stub though and I'm not on a crap purging mood this second. It would be easier to message me on my talkpage in the future to avoid confusion--Æ 02:03, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Ort ort ort

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Delete	Delete Guess this is a US thing maybe? It's poor whatever it is. MrN 00:35, Feb 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I'm about 98% Bob Dole never had a walrus. 2005/randomcruft. --Dexter111344 02:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Not an American thing. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Duhuffinate--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:37, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Lojban

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Delete	Delete Stub it out. Ban it. Lower it maybe? OK. it's trousers. MrN 23:51, Feb 1 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:57, Feb. 1, 2008 Strong Delete. Lawdy, that was just plain awful. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:02, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 02:13, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Cancelled

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Delete	Delete or Cancel in this case. Short, no lolz for me. MrN 22:58, Feb 1 Delete -- Even though I liked the part about the "sketchpad in the sky," the rest doesn't merit saving IMO. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:10, Feb 1 Kerkill --Dexter111344 23:45, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete I like the concept, but it's not enough to keep. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:59, Feb. 1, 2008 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:08, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Godzilla XXVIII: More Japanese People Screaming

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Delete	Delete A poor stub. MrN 22:48, Feb 1 Yet another example of an ok concept with shitty execution. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:55, Feb 1 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:56, Feb. 1, 2008 Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:01, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:10, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Really long red links plus TLB's reason. --Dexter111344 02:15, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Warrington

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Delete	Delete Poor town/city pants. MrN 20:41, Feb 1 Delete -- absorbent Ape (overthrow) (Riot Porn) 21:24, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:00, Feb. 2, 2008 Delete Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 02:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Komagvær

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Delete	Delete Poor town/city pants. MrN 20:35, Feb 1 Delete -- absorbent Ape (overthrow) (Riot Porn) 21:26, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:01, Feb. 2, 2008 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:13, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Insults the reader for visiting the town. --Dexter111344 02:29, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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Gayzilla

Keep	NEVER!!! Gayzilla is an Uncyclopedian institution, turning more of our members fabulous than any other article. The fightback to keep starts here... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) I saw an edit summary saying to say no to deleting this, so here we go. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:14, 30 Jan 2008 Eh.. I guess it could use a bit sprucing up, but I'll get behind the ops on this one. --THINKER 21:26, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. How much controversy is required? MrN 21:29, Jan 30 To stop the church from protesting, Gayzilla used his Gay-Ray on them and turned them fabulous. Classic. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:42, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Kind of amusing - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 23:48, Jan 30 Strong keep. Delete voters, keep in mind that the stuff about exploding robots and time travel all ties in to the Japanese monster-movie theme. Also, I like how Gayzilla used his gay-ray to turn his opposers fabulous. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:44, Jan 31 Keep per everyone else who has voted for. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:12, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - The only movie antagonist gayer than the Phantom of the Opera. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:21, Feb. 1, 2008
Delete	YERRCH Sir DJ ~ Irreverent megadelete I hate hate hat this one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:46, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. An unfunny jumbled mess. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:10, 30 January 2008 (UTC) The concept is alright, but the article is not. I might rewrite one day though that won't be any time soon, so Delete.--Æ 20:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:06, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Change to abstain. Ho hum, so be it then. I'm not changing to a keep vote, because I just don't like it, but if enough of you love it, good luck! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:35, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 15:22, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial

Keep	HELL NO, WE WON'T GO -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:55, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep With a side of FUCK YOU! --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:58, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep-- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:44, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Speedy keep, this seems like something I would do if I became very bored. Something good. Something amusing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:50, Jan 30 Speedy Keep Less than a week old and it appears to be a new In Joke based on protection level. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:08, 30 January 2008 (UTC) STRONG STRONG STRONG STRONG KEEP--Æ 14:09, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Uber Keep --MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 16:55, 30 January 2008 (UTC) lol iz teh funnies Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:43, 30 January 2008 (UTC) KEEP --Dexter111344 20:59, 30 January 2008 (UTC) I lol'd -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:29, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Now this is just getting silly --thematrixeætsyou, the karate black belt (talk) (flames) 22:13, 30 January 2008 (UTC) For the in-joke! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:12, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. --EMC [TALK] 23:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - Now VFD is just getting silly. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:07, 31 January 2008 (UTC) I deny nothing! Or do I deny everything? I don't know. -->:( 18:11, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Conniving 03:29, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Now this is just getting silly – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jan 30, 2008 Strong Delete - You people realize you're killing Fisher Price? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:04, Jan. 30, 2008 You realize that Fisher Price wouldn't appreciate you supporting the deletion of his descendants? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:11, 30 January 2008 (UTC) No. Shit-stubs are so damn old and cliche. Unfunny ones shouldn't even be tolerated. At least Mr. Winkler raised the shit-stub standards. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:17, Jan. 30, 2008 I disagree. We need these every once and a while. That's just how it works. We can't have delusions that Fisher Price, or Mr. Winkler, or any of these stubs for that matter, are once-in-a-lifetime "masterpieces". They're periodical and predictable, as sure as death and taxes. They're all shit, really. And are you going to hold that against this new shit-stub just because the article has a punch-line? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:33, 30 January 2008 (UTC) I get the punchline now, but I still disagree. Stubs are okay, such as An article that contains nothing but a full stop, Absolute Power, Brevity, etc. But after the jillionth time it's no longer funny, and it ruins the old ones. Just like articles that repete the same thing over and over. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:39, Jan. 30, 2008 HELL NO! DELETE!!! - We do NOT need any more stubs. We already have enough! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:14, Jan. 30, 2008 A relaxed delete. C'mon, Squiggle, you can do better than this. Bring your A-game back to Uncyclopedia. Ooo! Bring back the A-Team, too!. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:12, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Comment: Modusoperandi's turned into Justin Lee Collins! Also, meh to this. The wikipedia duck articles were better than this. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:47, 30 Jan 2008 This is getting to the point of ridicule... Holocaust Denial and Holocaust Denial Denial were funny, and Holocaust Denial Denial Denial was ok... but I say DELETE this article! Javascap 13:38, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete --THINKER 17:53, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:52, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Deep down in places, you don't talk about at parties; you want me on that wall; you need me on that wall. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:24, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Be sure to check out the VFH for this too. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:39, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Wups...it's less than a week old. QVFD it. Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:46, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Deleters, come on. It's the internet, it's Uncyclopedia (of all the places), and more importantly, it a joke. Lighten up and don't take it so seriously, and it contains humoristic value others. Another thing that aggravates me is that the "serious" people who can't accept a joke, decide to start flamewars and nominate these types of articles for deletion (when the truth is they do little to no harm). If they just leave it be and can enjoy a laugh, this drama would never happen, so SHUT UP. You'd be quite crazy not to keep.--Æ 18:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC) What exactly is the joke? I'm not trying to start anything... I just don't get it. Is it that by saying "this is getting ridiculous" it's denying the article? Or a reference I'm not getting? :s I know the exact same joke (with a bit more content) was used in Duck (wikipedia article) (uncyclopedia article) (uncyclopedia article) (uncyclopedia article), though those articles were sadly deleted. It's lost on me anyway, and as there's no joke (that I can see) that isn't already in the 3 levels above it, I voted delete. It's good to know when to stop. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:36, 30 Jan 2008 I'll try to explain to you what I found the funny. There is a joke present, you just might not find irt funny, and that's okay as I don't expect you to find everything funny that I find funny. These spinoffs have been going on for quite some time, looking through the history of Holocaust denial denial denial denial, I see it started out as a QVFD qwality article as well, but thanks to e|m|c for rewriting it. This started out the same way, even worse than that one, simply with the text "Now this is just getting silly." It is silly if you think about it, and for an article to simply to contain that text (unlike history and what it's about etc.) is funny and I giggled. Those are my opinons and someone might find it funny for a different reason. As for ending the series, this is the conclusion to the Holocaust denial series in IMO, think about it. --Æ 20:50, 30 January 2008 (UTC) I found it funny because. if you look in the see also section of Holocaust denial, you see Holocaust denial denial, Holocaust denial denial denial, Holocaust denial denial denial denial, and, finally, Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial. The IP has made a brilliant, hilarious(IMHO), and pretty self-satirical comment on just how many of these fucking things we have. Frankly, now it's just getting ridiculous, all these Holocaust denials. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Jan 30 I suppose it's ok as an end to the series. Might be better if it was unlinked, and people only found it when they typed another "denial" onto the supposed last one. Or maybe not, whatever. Also, the talk of self-referential stuff makes me want to restore the duck articles, cos I reread them, and they're funny too. Hooray! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:25, 30 Jan 2008 A lineup for the men's room? Outrageous! /me finishes beer, crosses legs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 30 January 2008 (UTC) If we're going to keep this, we should atleast put a period in it, so it can be a full sentence. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:33, Jan. 30, 2008 Sucks to your proper punctuation! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:46, 30 January 2008 (UTC) I'd have to agree. The joke isn't that it's a grammatically incorrect stub written by a know-nothing IP, unlike most of these things, and I don't think that putting a period in would harm the article's meaning at all, unlike, say, capitalizing "go eat shit fuckers", much less adding a comma to it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:37, 31 January 2008 (UTC) Abstain. Could use a few improvements. Not worth deleting and certainly not worth flamewarring over. Get a grip. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:30, 31 January 2008 (UTC) I would like to point out that this VFD request may not be valid, from the lack of the VFD template. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! I'm going to grant an exception; the page got protected. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:01, 31 January 2008 (UTC) This is becoming like the VFD of TYATU!!! A total mess! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Parsley, Sage, Sneezy, Sleepy and Doc

Keep	Big Keep, Slight Expand could be made more accessable, but a good couple of jabs at Simon and Garfunkel. --THINKER 19:58, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Kids these days and their <airquotes>music</airquotes>, with its gangsters and prostitutes. Back in my day, we had hippies and hippies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:31, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:56, Jan. 29, 2008 Weak keep. Following Modus's touch up. Er, hang on, following the work he did on the article. And his touch up. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:42, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - S&G! It is pretty funny, too. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:01, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Listy, no humor, stubby. Nothing else to say. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 19:30, Jan 28 Kerkill --Dexter111344 20:37, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Bushwhack Razorflame (contributions) Talk 23:17, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. I don't really see anything that can be rewritten here so therefore this is a delete vote. I wonder what The Thinker is Thinking? ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:22, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:05, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:54, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Defense of the Ancients

Keep	Keep Survived a VFD vote before vote on 18:44, 4 April 2007. This article is huge, it's really not that bad, OK it's only going to appeal to people who play the game, but it's had a lot of edits, and a fair amount of effort put in. MrN 13:18, Jan 27 veeery weak Needs a tune-up, but not quite delorting time just yet. Pics! STAT! --THINKER 18:11, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Slap a rewrite rag on it and see if it improves. It's borderline though. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:02, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep per MrN9000. --Dexter111344 20:18, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep per above. It was mildy amusing. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:06, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Another gamecruft. Something very similar was deleted in late 2006 under the name of DOTA. ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 07:58, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Irredeemingly shit. I worry about people who find computer games amusing mAttlobster. (hello) 13:28, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 18:53, Jan. 27, 2008 Delete per Starnes Razorflame (contributions) Talk 23:22, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Strong Delete --Æ 22:28, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Lots of work and edits is no excuse for keeping this. In fact, it's the main problem with the article. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:59, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	For all you weak keepers - no one is going to rewrite it. It'll only keep growing bigger and uglier. Honestly now, did any of you laughed while reading it? Smiled? Remember that we're here for humor and not for keeping unfunny articles as long as they may be? ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 23:00, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Must admit I did not laugh out loud at any point! I don't play the game however, and thought it was worth keeping for those who do. Also if we did delete it would it not be recreated later in a worse form than this? MrN 01:30, Jan 28 If it does, it will get CVPd. ~ Mordillo where is my BASTARD? 13:03, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Will those that have played the game understand the Chuck Norris references?mAttlobster. (hello) 22:30, 30 January 2008 (UTC) Actually... I might rewrite this some time in the future, somewhere in the vein of an UnNews of mine. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:09, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:54, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

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Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, listy, crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Indeed, this is short, unfunny crap. I should move it to Undictionary. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:37, Feb. 1, 2008 Delete MrN 12:58, Feb 1 Kerkill I don't think it's worth moving to UnDictionary, Kip. This isn't funny in the least. --Dexter111344 21:53, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
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Wapanitis

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Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, listy, crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - The concept has potential though, but I doubt it will be expanded. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:35, Feb. 1, 2008 Delete Goodbye. MrN 12:57, Feb 1 Delete. Is there a way to move this sort of shit to ED? --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:58, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:51, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
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Template:Fatkid

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Delete	Wot the hell is this crab lol Um, don't we have categories for this sort of thing? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:22 Feb 01, 2008 Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:48, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Categories. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:56, Feb 1 Delete. Kill dumb template. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 23:19, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Forget the template, get rid of those dupes and redirect the articles linking to them. There's too much animated gif redundancy around here.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:08, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Death penulty

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Delete	Delete Pointless, not funny stub. MrN 19:46, Feb 1 Blah. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:56, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Damn that was stupid Delete it immediately. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:06, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Give it the delete penalty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:11, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
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