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“Plagiarize our abominable website”

~ Google on Baidu

“Japanese Baidu is inaccessible and has nothing to do with Golden Shield”

~ Chinese Communist Party on Baidu

“Flatter the Communist Party!”

~ Chinese villagers on Baidu

baidu (百毒) is a website that is unknown in China except for the newly born nobody, and is also the only website in China that can google Contesting websites.

baidu is also known asferry,whiteness, supposedly because the English name of "baidu"baidu is actually not phonetic Chinese Pinyin In addition to the Chinese folk saying "Look for her thousands of Baidu in the public, and look back suddenly, but the man is in the registry of the neurological hospital." ""The saying goes, so some Chinese are wrong It is believed that Baidu is also known asBaidu, so Baidu's company will simply downhill rectification as Baidu.

Baidu’s service functions are as many as Exhausted, but some functions are extremely boring, so Uncyclopedia only introduces a few well-known functions. Some of these features are:

1. all Chinese Communist Party You don’t want the webpage you see that you can’t find not necessarily in Baidu;
2. all China Communist Party I don’t want the pictures you see that you can’t see in not necessarily;
3. all Chinese Communist Party You don’t want to hear the songs you don’t hear in Baidu not necessarily;
4. You can use Martian to communicate in Some Chinese Communist Party disliked topics, and the administrator because Visually impaired so You can turn a blind eye.

Search Engine

Web Search

News　Pedia　Books　know　image　dictionary

Did you mean: Chinese Men's Football

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This is the earliest function of Baidu. You can use the Baidu web search engine to search for many salty and wet pages, so Baidu has become the Chihan’s preferred website.
In addition, you can use Martian to search for many articles that China Communist Party do not want to see on Baidu, which China Google cannot do. Note: The search shown in the picture has been repaired by Baidu, and now you cannot restore the scene.

News　Pedia　Books　know　image　dictionary

The search results forChinese Communist Party have been displayed, still searching: The most shameless, authoritarian and anti-human party in history

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News　Pedia　Books　know　image　dictionary

The search result ofHow to push down GFW has been displayed, still searching: How to make Google return to China

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News　Pedia　Books　know　image　dictionary

The search result ofHow to overthrow the Communist Party has been displayed, still searching: How to truly achieve democracy

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Of course, although Baidu is a Communist running dog, it sometimes suffocates its master, such as the above.

Implementation method: is actually very simple, just right-click the place you want to change, select "Check", and then you can change it in the source code of the web page that pops up on the right.

Of course, it will be restored after refresh.

News Search

Baidu's news search engine can only search People's Daily, CCTV and other media news boring reports, so there is nothing worth mentioning.

Image Search

Baidu image search function is Chihan's favorite professional search engine for searching bad pictures, because as long as you master a little simple white technology, you can search a lot of unsuitable bad pictures(Some bad pictures even have copyright). Of course, China Communist Party dislike pictures can also be seen.

AVVideo Search

As the name suggests, this is the only video search engine in mainland China that can search for AV photos.
Of course, video is also essential.

Interactive Service

Baidu Post Bar

Baidu Tieba is a CatDung and greenDung fortifying each other with manure, although Every time a large-scale event occurs, the stork ape will post about crabs, but it still can't stop the mouth gun power of red and green manure.

Of course, Baidu Post Bar also has the following features:

1. Post it on Baidu, one-reply can wait for four years;
2. Post it on Baidu, of course, one topic can get 50,000 replies a day, and these-replies disappear instantly without a trace at the time of the day;
3. Post it on Baidu,Lookout is ``'Lookout;
4. Post it on Baidu, one post has the owner but it can't open the related post;
5. Post it on Baidu, posts can be looped indefinitely;
6. Post it on Baidu, the number of topic posts can be greater than all posts containing topic posts;
7. Post it on Baidu, Traditional Chinese will be simplified.

Baidu knows

Baidu Post Bar’s Fatherson plan is also the mouth gun training ground for red and green feces green, and is also the venue for 五毛党 . The difference from Baidu Post Bar is that it is no that the main point is that in addition to the mouth gun training ground that is red and green manure is also a special destruction Student's tireless school.

However, According to The original purpose of Baidu’s official increase of this service was to divert some people’s attention, because Baidu Post Bar has been a situation of war since its inception, and it has become a self-questioning show. 'S personal show plus a special cauldron for frying points (Well, really fragrant).

Baidu Encyclopedia

This is a historical version of this entry, contributed by leo1234 at 2006-04-21 23:45:22 .

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Fourth Movement

Narrow sense refers to a demonstration, petition, strike, strike, violent confrontation with the government, etc. that took place on May 4, 1919 in Beijing, China. The Patriotic Movement was due to the fact that during the Paris Peace Conference, Lie Teng trampled on Chinese sovereignty and transferred the original German Shandong rights to Japan, namely the Shandong issue.

Broad sense: It has become a huge and far-reaching political and ideological and cultural movement in the history of China, together with the earlier emerging new cultural movement, and it has had a huge impact on China's modern politics, society, culture, and thought. In Taiwan's textbooks, the May 4th Movement and the New Cultural Movement are more than one. The common people also call them the "May 4th Movement", which can be regarded as a broad definition of the May 4th Movement.

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It has an unusual relationship with Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia, because there is another entry, so there is no need to introduce too much in this entry.

Baidu Space

Although it seems to be just a blog, it is actually Guomintang’s propaganda position in PRC, and the administrator of Baidu Space allows these Identified The existence of illegal articles, someone believes that some administrators of Baidu space may be Guomintang party members, but no one can confirm this statement.

Baidu SkyDrive

Used to share AV videos and pirated software and anti-CCP promotional materials and other good things, and after being reported, it is only walking form to delete the sharing link without deleting the contents of the network disk Instead of directly switching to Baidu’s own educational videos or pictures to show its positive response to the CCP’s net action, users can resume sharing Baidu’s educational videos at any time, which shows that Baidu (and not too much) likes China Communist Party Tragic party.

Baidu Library

Used to share PTT and documents and anti-CCP articles and other good things.

Thousands of Music

According to Baidu Qianqian Music Support More than 60 media formats, of which Up to 80% are all video formats.

Available Chinese Communist Party unwilling to hear the voice, but you only need to search. In addition, Baidu Qianqian Music is also the only music platform that allows multiple links to an address.

Software Products

Commonly known as: Baidu garbage family bucket

Baidu Toolbar

A software that will never cannot be installed without uninstalling. Its function is to strengthen IE, and let the computer blue screen freeze.

Under Baidu

A tool for downloading brainwashing movies, but supposedly the cost of downloading a movie is enough to buy Microsoft company, but this statement no one Can confirm.

Baidu Hi

A chat software similar to MSN, the only difference is that this software will pass the user’s private information to related departments when running, in other words, as long as Baidu Hi is running, the user’s Computer will be protected by the Party all-round monitoring of LooksGreatActualBrain Remnant, and If the user has doubts, relevant department will send someone to provide shooting service.

Baidu input method

The input method provided to enable people to type, in order not to allow the brain disabled people to use the excellent input method of Sogou input method.

You can provide words that the Chinese Communist Party doesn't like, but you only need to enter them.

iQIYI

iqiyi is a so-called brain residue created by the method of indigenous steelmaking to resist bilibili and Youtube idol Video sharing site. It is mainly an abominable website for handlingbilibili video, and it is also known as the largest video website in China, so many people put anything arbitrarily, including trash. Gradually, iQiyi developed into the largest garbage dump on Internet. It is reported that the video Gundam Jiucheng is Lesson, and the rest are transported from Billy Billy. However, according to iQiyi, iQiyi mainly porting are all bilibili, and Billy Billy is portingYoutube, so after two Carrying negative negative positive becomes Baidu's own thing.

After seeing iQiyi’s crazy plagiarism of bilibili, Youtube one side, one country is more determined. However, the video useless rate of iQiyi reaches 10%.

Introduction

Welcome to iQiyi! This is a video sharing website carried by all netizens. Join now? Experience the achievements and joy of personally plagiarizing others without being caught alive! ——Slogan

Iqiyi’s Baidu Encyclopedia entry is about introduction:

IQIYI, an open web-moving video site, everyone can freely access and participate in plagiarism and plagiarism, share and dedicate the videos that they can carry, and everyone uploads them together into a complete video site, And make it constantly updated and improved. The article explains that spiritually, iQiyi advocates ``'"The Big Video in the World"".

In addition, although the earlier test version of this product was named "Singularity".

It’s too blatant, low-key!

Audit

The videos and comments of iQiyi are written by registered users, but after submitting the videos and comments or uploading the video, it needs to be reviewed by Baidu's internal management ape. These management apes are invisible people, sometimes opening one eye and closing one eye. The management ape can delete the videos without traces of plagiarism and the videos and comments that Baidu believes violate the principles of plagiarism without giving any notice to the user or giving specific reasons in advance.

Credibility

IQIYI dared to rival Youtube, and in the days since its release, the video has grown rapidly, without any untrue content, and there are many new discoveries, which makes Youtube very uncomfortable. For example, "Ebesfield Republic", iQiyi has confirmed its existence through various arguments. In order to not be surpassed, Youtube had to start moving iQiyi content, for example, the video of a good person is moving iQiyi.

It has an unusual relationship with Youtube, bilibili, because there are other items introduced, so there is no need to introduce too much in this item.

Foreign Baidu

Japan Baidu

Baidu’s Japan sub-station has much fewer services than Baidu in China, but Baidu’s image search function is more salty.
It is worth mentioning that the Japanese Baidu that is inaccessible in mainland China is not ``'Danghe Crab has a Japanese Baidu but ``'Japan Baidu Crab has a Party'.

Taiwan Baidu

Taiwan There are two Baidus, and the domain similarity Up to 80%, one istw.baidu.com' and the other is 'www.baidu.com.tw"', where "'tw.baidu.coms servo The device is not in Taiwan at all, just use Taiwanese plus the domain name with "TW"".

Andwww.baidu.com.tw although the name is "Taiwan Baidu", the server is also in Taiwan, which is the fact that this Taiwan Baidu has nothing to do with China’s Baidu and Japan’s Baidu. Since there is no relationship, there is no need to introduce too much Uncyclopedia.

Mascot

Like Wikipedia, Baidu also has its own mascot, which is Du Niang. Baidu Niang has the same superb crab skills as Green Dam Niang, and can remove various anti-Chinese forces democratic content when searching by Baidu users. And Baidu Niang’s ability to accept and make out is very strong. Many otaku want to tune her, but if you are not Li Yanhong and CCP dog officer, just stop trying to teach her, can secretly It's good to have a touch!

Why is Du Niang called Du Niang? Because Baidu Post Bar has its own post in addition to the chicken in the zodiac, so Du Niang has no chicken, and there is no chicken. XD

Reverse Cries

Now many people have built their own anti-conversion platform, all of which are claimed some useless sites built to build the health field, Others have built such a super boring, and even pseudo-base encyclopedia such artifacts can not show the true purpose of LushanHTML

Question: Is Baidu rubbish?

You voted for "Rubbish" on 16 April 2024 at 01:30. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Rubbish

33

Not garbage

9

I want to revoke my vote

There were 42 votes since the poll was created on 10:56, 26 June 2020.

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Even Google started to turn around.