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...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
...that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent
... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?

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