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  • ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured)
  • ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
  • ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
  • ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
  • ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
  • ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
  • ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
  • ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?