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  • ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
  • ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
  • ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
  • ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?