User:TheLedBalloon/Archives6

ASPCA

You deleted this article AS I WAS EDITING IT. I tried to submit my edit and it was gone. Restore it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Since you asked so nicely, sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:56, Mar 22

Here it is. In the future, perhaps you should pay more attention to your WIPs, so that we can avoid these incidents. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:58, Mar 22

me again

lol me again, quick 'q' in watchlist wahat is the number that is red or green? Aaron s 03:58, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

The red number means how many characters were removed from the article you're watching, and the green numbers are how many characters were added. If it's bold, that means that a lot of characters were removed or added. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:10, Mar 7

o thank you so much i will stop bothering you now lol - 05:14, mar 7

the 10 Commandments of noobs

could you please un delete this page and tell me what i need to improve to stop it being deleted again. Aaron s 03:27, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll put it in your userspace (ie: User:Aaron s/The 10 commandments of noobs) for you, so that you don't have any time limits for working on it--stuff in userspace rarely gets deleted. There you go--you may wanna look at HTBFANJS, it's chock full of tips for writing comedy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Mar 7

ok thanks a lot manAaron s 03:35, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:36, Mar 7

see aaron i told you this guy is the man – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crazyfulla (talk • contribs)

the next box

umm hi i need some ideas for the next box its about a console after the xbox but it tends to be worse any ideas thanks (pie included)

Sorry, I can't really think of anything. Fixing your spelling and grammar would be a good place to start, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:08, Mar 6

oh ok it was worth a try how do you make the pics small and make them have a caption

Pics are formatted like this: [[Image:<imagename>|thumb|<###>px|<caption>]]. Take a look at the code of some other pages if you think that might help you. Might I recommend Nobody cares? :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Mar 7

holy crap that funny you make that???

Haha, no, I wish. I believe that was Keitei's work. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:19, Mar 7

hi i know by now i may be annoying but can u check my page the next box thanks Crazyfulla 21:10, 9 March 2008 (UTC) p.s how come my signiture is red linked

It's ok, but you should try to flesh out your sections a bit more--put more stuff into them. Also, you really should try to format those pictures like I told you above. Also, your sig is red linked because you don't have a userpage. To make one, just click your sig's red link and go nuts. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Mar 9

oh ok thanks like i say U DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i will finish it when i get time – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crazyfulla (talk • contribs)

AHHHHHHHHHH THOSE PICS WONT GET BLODDY SMALLER THEY JUST COME UP WITH THE PROGRAMMING NOW (throws monitor outside) please help...

DONT PANIC I FIGURED IT OUT... BUT THANKS FOR HELPING WITH OTHER THINGS

uhh i think im annoying by now but one last question

i was looking at some of the respoces that people have done such as thonged

how u make da boxes

Crazyfulla 22:56, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

You mean the templates? You just get those by putting double brackets ({{}}--these guys) around the template's name. I wouldn't worry too much about getting those on your page, though; in general, templates are overused, like Chuck Norris jokes and Russian Reversals, and get old very quickly. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:04, Mar 10

it just looked cool thats all oh is this based in america because im in NZ and were a day ahead of this site

Actually, I think the site time is UTC, which is about 5 hours ahead of me (US EST). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Mar 11

I've done a bit of work on "the next box" and i was wondering if you could check the page and tell me if i have improved it sufficiently. Thanks in advance.

It's still awfully short, and your sentence structure is very shaky. Try to cut down on the excessive exclamation marks, they look a bit unprofessional. As always, I recommend that you read HTBFANJS, which is full of great tips for writing comedy, and also have a look at some of some of the best pages on the site, which might provide some examples of good article-writing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Mar 12

hi me again um i was snooping and found a poll how do you make them??? i found it hereCrazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Try clicking 'edit' at the top of that page, and you'll see a few html tags. They'll look something like this:

<poll>Are polls great, or really great?

Yes.

Very yes.

I agree with the fellows above me, those handsome chaps.

</poll>

That'll get you this:

Are polls great, or really great?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

Yes.

Very yes.

I agree with the fellows above me, those handsome chaps.

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 03:03, 12 January 2013.

poll-id DE31DD46DB4A3520AAE9FC571C075AA4

You'd be surprised how much you can learn by clicking "edit" on a page and nicking the coding tricks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Apr 17

how do you make the "insert name here" work???Crazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

{{USERNAME}}? If that's what you mean, by that, use that -- just don't screw it up like <insert name here> did. Oh, and can you sign your posts, please? Just type four of these tidle thingies. Ya know, this: ~~~~ - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Apr 17

HEY THANKS MAN.Crazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

No problemo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Apr 17

hey you

yo y u delete my page my mate was being a dick when i left to got to the loo gimme anoter chance even just one (i give you pie if you do)

Sure, I'll restore it, but it'll probably be tagged ICU when I do. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:41, Mar 5

hey thanks your the man i fix it me try good (how am i gonna give you pie oh and one more thing can you bring back nextbox i didn't get to finish it DONT DELETE MEANS DONT DELETE

There never was a page called nextbox. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:50, Mar 5

????? WTF???? well i uh "the next box" was my startup of a page and it may have been deleted by mistake

Yeah, it was called the next box, not next box. Anyways, it's back. If you're still working on a page, in the future, tag it {{construction}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Mar 5

k thanks

yo wat up

me again i want to link pages to my page such as how to cut of your head with a chainsaw wooden condoms and the next box can u help

You can link to pages like this: [[Link]], which produces Link. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Mar 6

U DA MAN

Thanks

Thanks for putting my name up in the Writer of the month template. The only thing is, you left out the "e" in my name. Could you fix it please?

And thanks for the vote! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:58, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

/me bows to TheLedBalloon. 'Nuff said. /me tacklehugs Led! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:21, 1 Mar

Yeah, most of our best writers and admins suck at spelling. It's fixed now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:48, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about that... hey, at least it wasn't a red link, am I right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:32, Mar 1

That's why they have good n00bs like me doing spell checking. Though names are tricksy. :p -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:51, 1 Mar

Thanks!

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:12 Mar 1

Thong'd!

Olipro presents you with this Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing) Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 04:03 Mar 2

You know...

You could ban people now instead of just reverting? :P -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:18, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I do that, too. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Mar 2

You know that TKF has STD? ~ 10:58, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Ok, here's what I'd recommend doing: copy and paste a version of the page that you like into your userspace. For example, make a page at User:Kapuso/Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, and work on it there, where it probably won't be found by anyone that wants to alter it. Once you think it's done, you can move it back into mainspace. If it gets deleted and CVP'd, you can ask an admin, like Mordillo, if they would put it into mainspace for you. You could also consider getting the article reviewed, and get someone else's opinion on it. Maybe post your version and the version that the other person wanted, if the decision is still being made. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:55, Feb 29

Hi, I already did your recommendation and created a User:Kapuso/Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in my userspace. Can I ask for your opinion about it? What i tried to do is to make the article as realistic as possible and if possible eliminate randomness. The only "random" remaining is some tidbits that came from the previous article because I don't really know whether it should be eliminated or not. I'll appreciate your help and I would like to thank you again for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia. --Kapuso 10:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

/me happens to be wander past, and trips over the article. "Hea! What's this!" Well I would say it's a lot better than it was. Still a bit unnecessarily random in places, and you should strip that out. Also, I think it's a bit "political" in places without having any funny to go with the politics. I think it's OK to put political stuff in an article if you want to, but if you do, you must justify it with something particularly funny to back it up. In places this article is just a little bit of a "political rant" without actually being funny to compensate... Kapuso, it's TheLedBalloon's opinion which matters in this case (not mine), so wait for him to reply before you do anything... OH and... /me ducks to avoid Led slapping me for ranting on his talk page. MrN 14:15, Mar 2

Yeah, I'll have a look at it, but for a more comprehensive review I'd suggest pee review. I'll get back to you in a minute... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:47, Mar 2

Hmmm... I find myself agreeing with MrN, here. You have some pretty funny stuff in this page, but there's a lot of really random stuff, too. You introduce topics and ideas that sorta go nowhere, ie: How her mole is from the aliens and the Catholic church. It's pretty random in and of itself, but you could at least tell how and why the mole was put there -- a lot of the funniest comedy comes from the details. Anyways, as is, it would probably survive in mainspace right now, but I'd definitely still recommend going through it yourself, once more, and then going to Pee review. Anyways, good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:36, Mar 2

First, I just want to recognize MidwayHaven for his wonderful job in the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, even better than this anon 210.213.69.246. Now, I admit that there are some random stuff in the article that I would try to work it out. Regarding the "Catholic Church" stuff, I am thinking now if the cause of Gloria's mole could be a misplaced booger that cannot be removed anymore. Anyway, I already placed the article to the Pee review as you recommended and waiting it for review. Don't worry, I would be patient enough to wait and not anymore throw tantrums just because I was accused of vandalism or being identified to that anon. Thanks anyway. --Kapuso 03:32, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

The cursed wiki article

whyd'ya delete it?

--Benno briton 16:25, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

It was very random, and pretty ugly-looking. I completely understand how it's cool on ?pedia (I have an account over there, too), but I just don't think it's the right kind of page for uncyclopedia. If you really want, I can restore it to your userspace (User:Benno briton/The cursed wiki article), but I don't really see it ever surviving in mainspace here. Let me know if you want it in your userspace, and I'll make it happen. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:28, Mar 2

Oh, look who's a big ol' admin now

Led, it's been a long time. Do you remember me? You remember my famous article, Slimeball? Well, I'm back for another round. Could you review this thing for me? I wrote it in 30 seconds and it's dumb. I would ask someone who is reviewing, but I like this idea more, cuz I haven't talked to you in so long! I MISS YOU!!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (03:32)

Sure, no problem, I'll review it tomorrow afternoon. I actually noticed it in RC and looked at it briefly, and I think it looks pretty good, but I'd be happy to take a closer look. And hey, where've you been, mister? It's way past dinnertime, you know! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:11, Mar 3

Holy shit, a new thing from Cajek. Will sightings become more frequent again now, or is this just a blip? Also: Hi Led! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:00, Mar 3

Hmm... it looks like fag has pegged the page, Cajek, do you wanna wait, or shall I do it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:02, Mar 3

Hi there!

thanks for the welcome boss.. i just wanted to ask if you cud take a look at the stuff i've written so far.. i've placed them on my user page.. i'd appreciate any feedback on the stuff i made.. thanks! --Kitkats 08:08, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll see if I can get to it this afternoon, but just so you know, you can post your pages on Pee Review for more in-depth reviews. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:22, Mar 3

WHY DID YUO DELET MY PAGE!?11

YHE ASSHOL WHY DID IU DELETE MY PAGE ON SVERE ANAL BEAD DISCHARGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I WASNT DUN WIT IT AN IT WUZ TEH FUNNI!!11 FUK YOU ADMIN U ARE DIK!!!11!1

Welcome to work. I hope you know how. ;) --THINKER 14:53, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:39, Mar 3

That was possibly the funniest thing I saw today O_O ~ 19:40, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I have a question sir..

i've been trying to put my new article User:Kitkats/HowTo:become a Douche into the pee review.. but whenever i preview my new request, only "HowTo:become a Douche" appears.. i cant figure it out.. could you please help me out.. thanks!
--Kitkats 09:50, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Here you go. You have to remember to replace {{subst:SUBPAGENAME}} with your page's name if it's still in userspace. Good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:31, Mar 4

Thanks buddy! :) --Kitkats 22:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Why?

What was wrong with my Chuck Norris jokes?

CharlerVII 11:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

You'd have to ask Codeine that, as he's the one who reverted them. However, I'd be glad to tell you. Chuck Norris jokes are the single most regurgitated meme on this site, and they have lost any humor they ever had. In short, it's a dead joke, and there's no need to clutter up a featured article with carcasses. Read this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:29, Mar 4

Ok, thankyou very much, I didn't know. And one question because you're admin: Can you add people as friends on this site?

CharlerVII 11:31, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Not really, although you could certainly watch someone's userpage (just click the "watch" tab at the top of their page), and talk to them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:33, Mar 4

Thankyou very much:). CharlerVII 11:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:36, Mar 4

Thank you for your quick response

The title pretty much says it all, thank you for your quick and coherant response to my question.

Warm regards, Javascap 17:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:29, Mar 4

VFDr ???

Maybe we need a template to say when an article has been deleted, but redirected? MrN 01:03, Mar 5

Hmm... I know what you mean, VFDc tends to mean 'kept.' But, I think in the rare instances that a page is deleted and then redirected, it will serve the purpose of demonstrating closed voting, as long as whoever does the redirecting says what they did. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Mar 5

Aw crap.

You're an admin now? What has the world come to? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Pfft, don't ask me; I voted for the other guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, Mar 5

I did too. Who'd have thought that they'd make two admins? They need to give us some warning next time. I had my mouth open and everything. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:32, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Shenanigans!

(Huff log); 22:30 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Dumy": content was: 'Dumy is a misspelling of Dummy. If you typed it in the search box it means you are one.But it's okay, I'm a tutor, here' (and the only contributor was '[[Special:Contributions/Uncyclopediafunny|Uncycl)

This was already deleted twice before, but he keeps remaking it, give him a good lashing :P --Charitwo^Talk 03:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but this creator was a different guy, or at least has a username now. If he does it once more, I'll ban him, and maybe DPP the page for a bit. In the meantime, it's not that bad of a page to keep seeing--I'd never keep it, but it's certainly amusing for what it is. :) The only recreated one-liners that really bother me are names. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Mar 5

Yeah, damn Aussies, they're all ex convicts anyhow. ~ 12:41, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:59, Mar 9

Dude, WTF?

You deleted the Wellington College page, which had lived for but THREE MINUTES!! Why must you be so cruel? Whenever it is made, it is then deleted again.

I don't get it.

It was the third time you recreated it. When I or another admin deletes something, it means they want it deleted, trust me. Recreating it again will result in a ban, so please don't. The reason I and others deleted it was because it appeared to be violating some vanity policies. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Mar 5

That was actually only the first time I made it ae. I was looking back at other ones though. It wasn't that vain. It is actually the most historically important and famous high school in New Zealand.

Alright, then, I'll restore it for you if you like. Are you still working on the page? If you are, I can tag it {{construction}} for you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:22, Mar 5

Yeah, yeah I will be.

Pages on high schools in New Zealand in particular have caused us several headaches before, with people posting other people's personal information on them. We generally don't allow pages on high schools, and especially not NZ high schools unless they're particularly notable. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:45, 05 Mar 2008

I'd say ban all NZ content. They're all just mad possums anyhow. ~ 12:33, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

We should tell Ceridwyn you said that, you know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:21, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Wow, yeah, possum jokes. You know we kill possums in New Zealand...

I traveled NZ for a long time, thus I'm well knowledgeable on possums jokes :) ~ 21:18, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Fair enough, though we do have mainly sheep jokes.. and Australian jokes.

Conservapedia

I could try my hand at chopping an image or two for you, namely I'd like to try and see if I could do my edited logo idea. If I can get something that looks decent, would you use it? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:57 Mar 6

I'm surprised you'd even ask! Of course I'd use it! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Mar 6

Alright, so I just tried making one and it ended up looking like shit. =/ I might try to do it again but don't count on it, my skills aren't exactly stellar. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:26 Mar 6

What did you have in mind? I could throw something together-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:19, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

See what I did thar? Commie colors and a swastika. I'm so bad.

I think he was thinking about editing the conservapedia logo so that it has a hammer and sickle, or a jewish star, or something as non-conservative. Basically, go nuts! It doesn't have to be perfect, and could even look blatantly chopped--it's ok in the page's context that the image looks doctored. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Mar 7

I'll do it, but it will NOT look doctored. I have OCD.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:32, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

One two, one two. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, Mar 7

Yerr, that was the idea, and I think it'd be better if Lj does it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:12 Mar 7

Yeah, I don't know that a swastika is exactly "liberal", but it gets the point across alright.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:52, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

It looks good, but do you think that instead of the swastika you could put a hammer and sickle? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:35, Mar 8

/me mumbles and goes. I'm also going to work a Jewish star into it. That's "non-conservative" so to speak...unless it's a Hasidic.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:40, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure, that'd be good, as would symbols of any other distinctly non-Christian religions you could work in. Maybe that Islamic star and moon thing? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:45, Mar 8

Oy. It's done. Crescent and star (of David). Plus the sickle and hammer. Hahahahaha!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:09, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Ha! I love it! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:33, Mar 8

Woops

(QVFD) (hist) . . Nm Pope mobile‎; 23:43 . . (+23) . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) (←Redirected page to Popemobile)

Guess I should have done that when I poopsmithed it. Will pay more attention next time. I'm not really 'on form' tonight for some reason. :( MrN 23:50, Mar 6

Hey, no problem. Really, I should've done that after I deleted it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:52, Mar 6

He was too busy trying to figure out from where I really am and what I do for a living... As someone once said in IRC, all females online are automatically feds. I deny it all. However I can't deny my affiliation with the Black Helicopters... This far he's only missed my real location by a few thousand miles. Actually, I'm probably within an hours drive from his house, but he doesn't have to know that, right? ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:02, 7 Mar

All according to plan my dear... MUAHAHAHAHAHA - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:07, Mar 7

Yes, Uncle Led... /me hugs Led. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:48, 7 Mar

how come you delete university of houston??

how come you just deleted the university of houston page??

It was short and random, and almost read like vanity. If you want, I can restore it for you and tag it construction, which gives you a week to work on it before it's at risk of deletion again. Want me to bring it back for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:35, Mar 7

yeah

Ok, here it is. Good luck, and you may want to take a look at HTBFANJS--it's chock full of tips and tricks for writing comedy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:40, Mar 7

thanksies

No problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:44, Mar 7==

Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Admin-type advice

I'm don't want you going the way of Braydie or Sbu, so don't do too much admin-type stuff. They burned themselves out, I think. Plus, Braydie's computer was made of wicker, which made his 20,000,000 admin-related edits more work than they really needed to be. I blame myself for Sbu...I pawned the mahna mahna virus off on her. Still, her adminness probably didn't help. I'm giving Ljlego the same advice. I'm even being lazy and copy/pasting this there. I'd recommend you do the same (the lazy bit, I mean). It's not a 100 yard dash. It's a marathon; a marathon that never ends. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:40, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice, Modus, but I don't think burning out will ever be a problem for me. I promised myself a while back that if anything here stopped being fun I'd stop it, and I'm having fun. Nothing beats looking at the old versions of This Page Does Not Exist! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:24, Mar 8

I wonder why he never gave me that advice. Perhaps he is waiting for my fall to inherit my....ermmm....mmm....~ 18:27, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

I hadn't figured it out, at the time. The Braydie Puzzle was still being puzzled over. It wasn't until Sbu's disappearance that the picture became clear. The picture of the Puzzle, that is. The picture of the Puzzle that didn't have Sbu in it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:06, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

UnScripts:Mine Shœ! þou hast svllæd it!

Why did you huff it :o George the Hippy 18:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

It was extremely short, too short for mainspace. If you want, I can restore it to your userspace (ie: User:George the Hippy/UnScripts:Mine Shœ! þou hast svllæd it!), where you can work on it for as long as you like without fear of deletion. Want me to do that for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:44, Mar 8

Alright, that sounds good. George the Hippy 18:52, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

There you go. Good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:01, Mar 8

OH HAI

Heh :D I noticed I have been adopted by you apparently. Everyone wants a piece of me for some reason, now I have been adopted by Cajek, emc and you. Just saying hi! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:29, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

S'cool, we share the love around here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:35, Mar 11

:D nice. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:01, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

how's she

hi, can u please tell me who she is? 84.232.164.50 22:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is that I found it on the internet using some kind of search for "your mom," or some variation thereof. Until you figure it out, it's your mom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:05, Mar 11

My guess is that she's Jennifer Coolidge, versatile character actress and experimental comedienne. Did you know that during filming of A Cinderella Story, her fake fingernails had to be attached with tape because she is allergic to glue? Learn something new every day.

Just kidding, it's your mom. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:51, 12 Mar 2008

The atmospheric beast page

This page could use some improvement, I have an image in the works for it, if you want to see, check it out: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Image:Billy_Jimmy.jpeg Chao129 01:55, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Brian22440

Umm....

What game were you talking about when you said "it feels like the same game"?

That against vote on my game?

What game?

THANKS!

For helping with my Dude. . . still awaiting his answer as to whether we're still friends -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:49, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

exscuse me

But why the fuck do you keep deleting the runshaw college page? it's really annoying because there is simply no reason for you to delete it!

We have a schoolcruft policy on the website. Mainly because it gets used by pupils to insult fellow pupils and members of staff, which isn't what Uncyclopedia exists for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Right, what Mhaille said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:09, Mar 13

riiiite well mate incase you hadnt guessed were a college! and if you actually read it then you'll see that no body is actually getting insulted. And if uncyclopedia doesnt exsist to insult people then my my we'd best get rid of most of the damn articles on this site because they insult people...i know i seem like im being a jerk or whatever but im just pointing out certain facts. but cheers for getting back to me(Y) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.55.29.170 (talk • contribs)

Hea, had it been really funny we would have kept it... I did not read it however, I'm just pointing out certain facts... MrN 21:14, Mar 13

Colleges are schools too, y'know (at least, they are in my dialect of English, these specificities tend to be subject to change across oceans), but your page did insult people. Real or fictitious, I have no idea, but "the current chaveney is jack may who has no testicals to speak off" sure sounds like an insult to me. And it's not that we don't insult people. It's that we don't insult people that no one's heard of--check out UN:VAIN if you don't believe me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Mar 13

I think

I think the only enjoyment I would get out of being a sysop would be messages like the ones you get (why did u huff X article) every day. So I pretty much get to do that by just keeping your talk page on my watchlist and seeing the crap you get. Thanks for giving me the cheap laughs here and there without me having any responsibility. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:19 Mar 13

Err...you're welcome? Believe me, the real fun is right here, all jam-packed into 203 deleted edits that I can now see. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:58, Mar 13

You make me giggle like a 12-year-old Indonesian schoolgirl

Tee-hee. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:10, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!(although I'm not really sure which thing that I done was funny...most of my barely humorous nonsense is lost in the endless mounds of humorless excrete) Anyways, it's good to know that my uncyc addiction is helping to perpetuate my other addictions. :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:16, Mar 15

Hopefully you have an Indonesian fetish too. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:18, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

In this day and age, who doesn't? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Mar 15

"Coherence" Question

Hello, The LedBallon. I noticed that you tagged a recent article of mine saying that it needed coherence. My question: What do you specifically mean by that? Should the sections be more interconnected, or should it just not be so Bat Fuck Insane? Krazy 19:21, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Mmm, kinda. Tone down the randomness just a little bit, and try to twist the truth instead. Also, try to make it flow a bit better, and read more like an encyclopedia article. I think a part of why it seemed so random to me is that you probably have to follow the show to get a few of the jokes, right? If that's the case, just try to expand it a bit, and maybe touch up the prose and I'd be glad to remove the ICU. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:31, Mar 16

Alright, thankie. I'll get to work on that. :) Krazy 19:41, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Cool, good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:46, Mar 16

Sorry to bother you again, but I've fixed the article. Should the tag be removed? Krazy 21:28, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll get rid of that for you. I love that opening line. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:09, Mar 17

Paris Hilton feature

I'm guessing you prepared the bit of my Paris Hilton article to go on the front page tomorrow. At the moment it's accompanied by an unrelated image, Image:Image.jpg. Could you change this please? Preferably to the Eiffel Tower picture at the start of the article. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:17, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the jungle!

Primary method of torturing little kids, the lead balloon

Well, I'm officially a loser.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Woo! /me has a new picture for his userpage! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:11, Mar 17

Dude let me do my thing

ok man... I'm not gonna finish my article overnight so please let me finish it before deleting it ok? This is in regard to huffing my page about lord babin the third of not so awesome land – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dracono100 (talk • contribs)

I only deleted it once, for the record--TKF was the last to delete it. However, I'd be happy to happy to restore it for you, in userspace, so that you can have unlimited time to work on it without fear of deletion. If you don't want to create articles that contain actual content or start them in userspace, read the text of the "create page" box: "Please note: if you plan to save your article before it is finished, add the {{construction}} tag to the page somewhere, or it may be deleted without warning." Would you like me to restore the page to your userspace(ie user:Dracono100/Lord Babin the 3rd)? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:18, Mar 18

No thank you I've started up a better one and thanks for the info

...you? Admin?

Jesus, you vanish for the better part of a few months and look what happens. /me shakes head in silent wonder --Andorin Kato 09:10, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

I know! I dunno what these voter people were thinking. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:38, Mar 18

Wow? Who was that? Could it be??? Dad? MrN 10:40, Mar 18

Andorin?! where THE FUCK have you been?! ~ 11:07, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

The only way I can accurately and honestly answer that question is with the phrase "my left testicle." It is completely open to interpretation. Oh, and 'grats, Leddy. --Andorin Kato 07:50, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

...I don't think I'll try to interpret that. Good to see you here again. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:12, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Maybe he's an escape artist in real life? ~ 08:15, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

I think it means that by mentioning penises, he's hoping to get our minds off of the fact that he hasn't helped his old dad since that time he moved my furniture out back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:23, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Questioning statement number one: "Old?" You? Questioning statement number two: "Helped?" You? What do you need help with? --Andorin Kato 18:05, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

/me just realised that Lj is his 'Grandad'. And I never even got a present last Xmas... :-( MrN 18:34, Mar 19

Oh yeah.... the score

Never pay attention to the trivial details, that's my trouble! ;-) G'night! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:50, Mar 18

Night!? Why, it's 6:15! Are you well, UU? ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:15, Mar 18

article huffing

You huffed away my article on the one true faith. It was my baby you know... Veggieburgerfish 22:51, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

It was also really short. We try to encourage, fuller pages, that will make it out in the cruel world of mainspace. If you like, I can restore it for you, and put it in userspace(User:Veggieburgerfish/One true faith) so you can work on it some more. Want me to do that for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:55, Mar 18

how do you put articles in your user space, or does an admin have to do it. Just there are a few articles I want to have on the go writing. Oh and I read the n00b guide. No lulz from linking to nobody cares --Veggieburgerfish 19:21, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Try something like User:Veggieburgerfish/how do you put articles in your user space. Or go to your user page, and put a "/" after your name at the top where you type the web address, followed by the page name. Um, as Led said... MrN 19:47, Mar 28

conservapedia

Why did ya remove my diffrences between conservapedia nd wikipedia on article about conservapedia. It was from conservapedia itself but was so funny--Unnuli 14:25, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Because people can go to conservapedia to read conservapedia pages. People read pages on Uncyclopedia so they can read funny(at least, I hope it's funny) stuff about conservapedia. Besides, it doesn't fit with the article's concept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:46, Mar 19

The Man: A Primer and Something of a Call to Action

Hey TheLedBalloon, Thanks for adding to TMAPSCA. I don't mind at all! I didn't realize that someone has edited it: please forgive me for my belatedness. "Of course, I was scared, as anyone would be in such a situation. I tried to be brave, however, and bravely ran to my room, hiding under the bed in the fetal position, and bravely cried until I fell asleep." The line is an explicit exercise in irony and expands on the silliness of the situation. The line is most welcome. I think I'll employ a little bit of repetition to make the silliness pitch perfect: "I tried to be brave however: bravely running to my room, bravely hiding underneath my bed in the fetal position, and bravely crying until I fell asleep.". The only thing bugging me is the stuntedness of "in the fetal position" to the article's movement: I'd very much appreciate your thoughts on this. Speaking of stuntedness, ",as anyone would be in such a situation." is awkward. Plus, taking it out allows for seamless transition into the next line. Once again, your thoughts and ideas are most welcome. Take care, Mightydandylion 18:40, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S. that Count YouTube video is great, haha!Mightydandylion 19:36, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Heh, hopefully I'll get around to writing an UnNews about that vid. But anyways, feel free to fiddle with, tweak, and generally alter the prose of my addition. I was essentially just wandering around the site, as I sometimes do, and the late hour that usually sparks depressing insanity actually caused some mental instability that was somewhat funny(I hope so, anyways =)). But anyways, go right ahead and make whatever additions you feel like--it is your baby, after all. Good luck with Pee Review and with your writing, I expect big things from the adoptee of a WotY. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:27, Mar 19

Template

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

For you. Because you do good stuff. And things. And also I haven't been on this talk page in a little while, and it might have missed me. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:45, Mar 19

=D Thanks, and my elated wooings to you as well! Wait...the man-hole? ...I'm not going to any gay bars. Take me somewhere nice first, mister, then we'll talk. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Mar 19

How dare you refer to my accommodation as such! Besides, it says you're not invited there in the small print. Not that I'd want to invite you after your slur on my illustrious dwelling. sassenrassenfrassenit'sallIcanaffordmumble --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:13, Mar 19

Are you mad because I called it a gay bar or because I said it wasn't nice? Because, you know...... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Mar 19

Both, obviously, Mr so-called Plumbum Dirigible. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:35, Mar 19

AAHHH! TOO MANY BRITISHISMS, DOES NOT COMPUTE!! Also, I just found that Iron Maiden is playing a show within an hour of my house! =D Forget the awesome show; I just wanna hear Bruce Dickinson yell "SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON....SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON!!" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:42, Mar 19

British? Well, I guess the Romans ruled over here for a bit, but that Plumbum thing's pure Latin... Maiden Live is a very good thing though... I saw them in 19coughtycough and they were superb. And yeah, we did scream. And yeah, that bit when Eddie came out was so bad it was beautiful. And I did sing "Run To The Hills" so loud I lost my voice. good times, man... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 23:10, Mar 19

UnNews:Oh Hell Nah!

Thanks Led (or, Mr. Balloon - not sure how to address you formally :) ). To be frank, I have to admit that I wasn't fully pleased with my work on that one. Also, frankly, I'm not concerned enough about it to do anything more with it. Of course, I don't want it to be VFD'd, but if it happened, it wouldn't kill me. I know at least one person has liked it, but moreso, I just wanted ANY opinion on it. Thanks again! --WesMan20 23:18, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem, good luck with your future projects. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:26, Mar 19

Thanks

Cheers, mate. Jemaah Islamiyah 00:52, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome. Happy editing. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:04, Mar 21

Lance Boil Syndrone

Hi. I was curently making the page Lance Boil Syndrone and there's a message that said "This message has been huffed". Also, it had been deleted. Would you know why it has been deleted? And also, if it isn't funny, could you explain to me how can it be unfunny and maybe, I could work on it more. Cheers. User:TristanT

Yes, it was deleted because it was very short, too short for the cold, harsh world of mainspace. If you like, I can restore it for you, and put it in your userspace, where it's warm and cuddly, and you can have as much time to work on it as you want. When it's ready, just move it back into mainspace. Alternatively, I can put it back in mainspace tagged {{construction}}, and you have a week to work on it before fear of deletion. By the way, did you mean "Lance Boil Syndrome? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:57, Mar 21

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

Here, have another template. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:50, Mar 21

.

Wow, thanks :D Bot 22:07, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem, always happy to help out the fight against wikivandals. Btw, you could also link them to our policies about how much they've failed. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:12, Mar 21

Thanks

...for the welcomings. I read through the how to be funny and not just stupid part (or, rather, skimmed it) and made my first article. How did I do? --Shadow Scythe 23:37, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, it's awfully short. Try to flesh it out, a bit, expand on what you have so far. Don't be afraid to use some of those tricks in HTBFANJS--a lot of them seem pretty stupid, but they really do work. Of course, you shouldn't feel limited by what it says on that page--write stuff that makes you laugh, and a lot of times others will also laugh (of course, sometimes not, as everyone laughs at different things). Check out some of the featured articles to get some ideas, if you like--don't use their jokes, obviously, but they provide some good examples of what kind of writing styles are valued around here. Whatever you decide, good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:44, Mar 21

I went ahead and added some more paragraphs about the history and I don't plan to stop there. Also, I added a couple of headings. I'll be reading the long acronymed help file now...

Can I retrieve what you deleted?

It's too bad you didn't like my addition. I was hoping to come to this site frequently, but I guess I'm just not funny enough to add to it. Anyway, is it possible to retrieve what I had submitted? for our work? I'm a newbie. Sorry for wasting your time. I will stick to my own blog. Visit it if you like: www.sleepjunky.blogspot.com Unfortunately, you don't have the power to edit that. Bummer.

Good luck with your writing! Site seems like fun, but I think I'll skip out.

Well, whatever you decide to do... If you're wondering, it was deleted because it was very short, too short for the cold, harsh world of mainspace. It could be funny, but we like to encourage full, wikipedia-style pages, with multiple headers, sections, and an image or three. If you like, I can restore it for you, and put it in your userspace, where it's warm and soft, and you can have as much time to work on it as you want. When it's ready, just move it back into mainspace. Alternatively, I can put it back in mainspace tagged {{construction}}, and you have a week to work on it before fear of deletion. Want me to bring it back for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:28, Mar 22

Yes, would you please return it? and I'll see if I can improve! Thanks!

Sure, here it is. When you feel like it's ready, you can move it back into mainspace. Don't be afraid to take advantage of Pee Review and the proofreading service--they're pretty handy resources. Good luck with your page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Mar 22

Blaze Bayley

You wrote that the Blaze Bayley article needs work, and suggested that truth is funnier than lies or plain nonsense.... Most of the article has roots in the truth, but with bits added or twisted - Blaze did run away from home, his first band was Wolfsbane (changed to Wolfsballs for comedy effect), the band members are correct (with the addition of a kazoo player for comedy effect), the albums are their real releases (with the names slightly changed for comedy effect), Blaze really did join Maiden, and as soon as he got off the phone to Steve Harris, ran out to buy a Jag and a Triumph bike (I just changed this to a jar of jam for comedy effect) and during that time, Maiden really did release their 2 worst albums (yes! Even worse than No Prayer For The Dying!!!...) Blaze really is blamed by EVERYONE for Maidens decline (no comedy in that!!!...) and Steve really did kick him out of Maiden (not 'coz he found the pics, but I can't go into the real reasons...) Blaze really did set up a solo project called Blaze, it really was shit... The thing about inventing a new scale was a joke, but come on, you hve to admit, he does sing out of key, often between notes... I saw Wolfsbane back in '91, and he stood there on stage and said "Bow down, you are in the presence of a god..." so I twisted it a bit for comedy effect. If you check Blazes official facebook profile, the next two quotes are on there, listed by himself as his favourite quotes. The last quote about the Ritz crackers I made up, but to keep in with the earlier career section for comedy effect...

There is more truth in there than fiction(!) and the page has to start somewhere...

Cheers,

Steve Harris' pet weasel 23/3/08 :o)

P.S. Wolfsbane really did have a core of die hard fans that called themselves the HMS, only it stood for Howling Mad Shitheads, I changed it for comedy effect :o)

Yeah, I know a thing or two about Bayley's stay in Iron Maiden... the part that bothered me most was the section "humble beginnings." You can't tell me that "Blaze Bayley (born Balze Bayley 29 May 1928) was raised by 2 minotaurs on a pickled egg farm in Tamworth. His early days were spent filling the vats with vinegar and sweeping small ferrets down a hole in the floor" isn't more than a little random. Also, I get that a lot of it plays off of stuff in reality, but the trouble is, not everyone knows about the guy. For example, the list of albums just changes the names of actual albums to things that, while certainly not politically correct, aren't really all that funny. Just twisting the names of stuff usually isn't. For example, Iron Maiden used to just be a huge list of albums and songs with slightly twisted names to imply the band members' homosexuality, among other things. Every song, on every Maiden album. As you can imagine, it got very old very quickly. Instead, twist truth with a purpose. (Because, as you well know, without purpose, we would not exist.) Why not make the list of albums go more like:

• • Wolfsbane (demo)
  • Dinin'(...is it dinin' or dancin'...? Ah fuck it I forget.) Dirty
  • Live fast(....hang on, lemme go check the name...I know I have this one...here it is!) Die fast
  • Don't have this album...
  • ...don't have this, either...
  • ...or this one...
  • Dammit, Joey still has my copy of this, I'm never loaning him CDs again!
  • Lifestyles of the broke and obscure

(Obviously, this is just an example, and not a very good one at that, but you get the idea. I'm sorta twisting the name without twisting the name, if that makes any sense at all.)

Essentially what I'm getting at here is, don't start out sounding absurd. Start out sounding relatively normal, and then convince people you're a raving lunatic. One last piece of advice is this: it's very, very, veryveryveryveryvery hard to write a funny band article. The page HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin manages to do it, but it's making fun of the fans, rather than the band, which tend to be an easier target. Honestly, ICU isn't a death sentence. Just work on the page a bit (add some good stuff, take some mediocre stuff out), and you'll be fine. Check out those other two pages I linked, and I personally like to read HTBFANJS before I write--it's full of a lot of stupid-sounding tips that really do help. Anyways, whatever you do, good luck. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:41, Mar 23

OK, fair enough, I read the beginners guide etc before writing the article, but it was all pretty much common sense stuff... I guarantee that any Maiden fan reading it will find it amusing, if only for the fact it rips the piss out of Blaze. I felt that a page needed to be created for Blaze, and intended (expected) it to be added to/altered by other Maiden fans that stumble across it. It was just there as a starter... Just fuck it and take it down, hopefully someone wittier than me will take the time to be arsed to write an article about Balze :o)

Cheers,

Steve Harris' pet weasel.

BGBU is pretty elementary, but HTBFANJS is surprisingly advanced--you'd be surprised how much it can help one's writing. Anyways, I agree that we need a page about Bayley; Maiden's biggest mistake weighs like Bruce's 757 on all our hearts ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:01, Mar 23

Yeah, but he was awesome with Wolfsbane. Howling Mad Shitheads rule! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:53, Mar 31

Do you remember...

when I said I was going to do something like this? Well, I did it. It's in that link right over there. But don't read it . . . or should you?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:41, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Did you actually find

The onion's article on the Oregon business? I couldn't find it. ~ 00:36, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I found this...I'm gonna look once again to make 100% sure, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:37, Mar 25

Yeah, from the looks of things, the concept is exactly the same...obviously the text is pretty different, but...come on. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:40, Mar 25

Personally...

I would have sent this to QVFD myself. [1]. In my opinion, I think there is very little chance that the author will return and fix this one up and it's soooo bad that it's probably not worth the ICU, but I guess we all need to agree about what these new changes will mean... Just my 2 pence worth Led, not sure what ya think... MrN 01:09, Mar 25

I would also have deleted it, personally. But, whatever, we can let it live for a week, I suppose. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:18, Mar 25

What the bloody hell... why didn't it DIE? And this is the most anti-Quality Control person on the site here speaking. KILL IT! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:21 Mar 25, 2008

My worry if that if newpages gets too full, it's not going to be good. We can only look back 500 articles in Newpages, and if we start getting more than that, it's not going to be possible to check them... Oh, it's gone anyway! :-) :-) MrN 01:28, Mar 25

*sigh* you crazy deletionist wackjobs... actually, looking back at the page, you're right. I wonder why I didn't kill it. Oh well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:51, Mar 25

Oh, NO, NO!! Bring it Back, Bring it Back!!! Only joking :-) /me runs for the hills before Led smashes him with is huffmaster... MrN 01:56, Mar 25

Silly, Mr N, huffmaster no for smashing. Me have big rock for smashing. Huffmaster for huffing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Mar 25

Deletionist? Why, I oughtta...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:10, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Yea! Who you calling Deletionist??? No seriously. I'm actually hoping we end up keeping a few more new articles via this method... MrN 02:12, Mar 25

Yeah, and all the real shit will get huffed sooner or later anyways. Also, for the record, I'm calling Ljlego a deletionist. You hear that, you damn dirty piece of deletionist scum!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Mar 25

I do hear it. I hear it with DEAF ears, you dirty liberal tree-hugging Conservapedia-loving sycophantic know-nothing piece of blasphemous wasteful failure!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:34, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

...No, that's what you are! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Mar 25

The suspense is killing me

(Block log); 21:56 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) (unblocked User:Dr. Skullthumper: longer block)

Noooo don't do it! I'll be a good boy! I promise! (unhooks your lower intestine while you're not looking) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:02 Mar 26, 2008

Hahaha, I was hoping you'd see that. Talk of scare tactics on IRC gave me that little idea. There's no longer block coming, btw. ;) Wait, was that my lower intestine!? /me bans DrSnailhumper for another 40 days and 40 nights. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Mar 26

Did you notice

Amerecina's respons to your ICU on cooking 101?

“Response to pedophile's tag: WTF, they allow admins who write pedophile articles to judge articles now? No wonder people are leaving Uncyclopedia in droves. You are a sick, sick disgusting non-person. Your opinion of my article is worthless and pathetic. Fuck you, you ugly fuck. Your article is the worst I've ever seen and you would delete mine? Go ahead, make my day. I bet you can't even slice a piece of bread or boil an egg. You probably wear giant diapers (Pampers 42XXX) and drink from a Shrek sippy cup when mommy takes you shopping in your custom made car seat. Sick FUCK.”

~ user:Amerecina on Pedophiles ICU

Someone here is taking this place too seriously...~ 07:52, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Jeez, where's that? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:32, Mar 26

Nevermind, I found it. I'll have a word with him... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:36, Mar 26

Her. You gay pedophile! Her! ~ 16:26, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

"Under" Led, I've learned to always be extra nice to pedophiles.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 26 (21:26)

It's lucky(or too bad?) that he didn't see this... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:41, Mar 27

READ THIS U IDIOT!

Lo LedBalloon McWooty here, you fail to mention my, frankly, amazing article (on lllama by the way) on your so called 'page' about yourself. By the way do you like da article, it was my first and I had to work out all the codes 'n' stuff, well at least the box about 'needing work is gone. And could you help me on quotes on multiple lines (see my article and you will understand) and I never read the funny and not just stupid article, not bad huh? Well toodle-oo pip-pip and all that... – Preceding unsigned comment added by McWooty (talk • contribs)

Yeah, good job! Most people just create a page that's three lines long abandon it when it gets ICU'd, then wonder why it was deleted... it's great that you're willing to go the distance. As for the quote thing, looks like Lj and Mr N fixed everything up for you. Also, I read HTBFANJS all the time, and I've been here almost a year. It really does help; it's full of lovely tips and tricks, that, while they seem stupid, actually are often very handy for writing comedy. Happy writing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:26, Mar 26

sigs

I need help with sigs. I want to know if there is a guide line or help page for them. DO NOT point me to the wikipedia page or else you will go on the Black Ninja Clan hitlist and you will have your throat slit. NINJA OUT -- Ninja Man 00:48, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

here??? MrN 01:07, Mar 27

Wait, they have pages on wikipedia!? /me makes a mental note to check this out. Anyways, sigs. Yeah, there's a guide, but just now I can't quite be arsed to find it(thanks for that, MrN). If you like, instead, here's the TLB sig crash-course. First, make a userspace subpage, such as User:Ninja Man/sig. After that, fill it with fancy code that you create using mad l33t hax(stealing code from someone else's, usually). Then, go to Special:Preferences and add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ninja Man/sig}} to the nickname box, checking the box for a raw nick. Then, just sign with those 4 tildes, and you're good. Just make sure that it conforms to the rules. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Mar 27

I know to change image sizes like this: [[Image:example.jpg|###px|frame|caption goes here]]. But the "###" is the width, or the length, I'm not sure which; the width, I think. But anyway, doing that leaves you clueless of the height. I want to set the width and height of an image. Is there a way? -- Ninja Man 22:35, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S.: you should really think about archiving this page

Pfft, you should see Spang's talk page. Mine needs to be this big, so that no one will think that he's better than me. As for the image size, I'm not really sure which the number changes--it might just affect the total pixels; I'm really not sure. I am pretty sure that you can't change an image's dimensions, though. If you really want to change them, just copy and paste the image into an image editing software(MS Paint would even work), change those dimensions around a bit, and re-upload the new image over the old one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:00, Mar 27

AHEM!

I have returned from being AWOL. Currently only one of my computers works now, and its not the one I use for unc; i.e. it is really slow. That and school sucks. So how you've been? I haven't talked to you for two months. Oh, and I can adopt that kid that posted on my talk if its not already too late.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 27 02:16

Hey! I've been alright; some crazy fools made me a sysop. Sure, you can adopt the kid, but I'll have to graduate you first. Feel like getting kicked out of the nest, yet? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:04, Mar 27

Well I suppose so, since all your other "children" have grown up, got jobs and had kids, and its time I leave the nest.

And since your a fancypants sysop, can you fix my damn sig once and for all? It seems that every time I edit it the slightest bit it freaks out.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 27 20:03

Graduation!

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from TheLedBalloon.

Congrats! Unfortunately, I'm not sure why your sig is doing that...you could try fooling around with the stuff in your preferences, I suppose. Otherwise, talk to Spang or Dr. Skullthumper, they're pretty knowledgeable when it comes to these things. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:35, Mar 27

I saw that you "abused your admin authority" on VFD. Could you make me an admin just for shits and giggles, Led? Do you need my resumé and references?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (21:12)

Sorry man, I don't have that much authority. Only 'crats can make other ops. You could try Mhaille... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Mar 27

So you don't need a resume?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (21:19)

*shrugs* Maybe if you get some good references...? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Mar 27

Okay, I'll admit, I gots no references. But in spite of that, you should STILL make me admin. I'm dependable, I'm here ALL THE TIME, and I'm a very level headed personage. Also, people have told me I smell nice.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (21:22)

Well, you do smell nice... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Mar 27

1. Ha! I WIN! FINALLY, CAJEK HAS THE POWAH. When do I get my badge?

2. serious! UU's sig is doing that thing to the date because subst has to be CAPITALIZED (SUBST)! I had that problem myself!

3. SERREUS. You admins need to flip the FQ over more often. Time's almost up on it, I think! ...but yeah, I'm an admin! WATCH OUT, BOOMER: DO REVIEWS OR... well, just do reviews. M-HEH, M-HEH, M-HEH!!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (21:30)

Don't wear out the huffmaster too quick now, Cajek... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:31, Mar 27

Hea, Cajek's bin made an admin? Great idea. Now he can ban himself, talking 80% of the banning workload off the other admins... MrN 00:57, Mar 28

Even I can't ban myself fast enough in Mr. N's eyes!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 28 (01:12)

So what do I get as a graduation gift? A new car? A lapdance? A party? Come on give me more than that!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 28 01:25

You get a template that totally isn't mediocre or anything. Enjoy, my friend! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:34, Mar 28

Actually, I think we need to have an arm wrestle between Unknown user, and Under user to find out who the "true" UU is... My money goes on UU... MrN 01:33, Mar 28

Looking at the sigs, I would have thought it was obvious. He's obviously into the whole "longhand" thing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:57, Mar 31

Nice One

Just a congratulatory note on Lake Spooky. You know, in case you feel you would like one ("Anticipate!")--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:47, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:26, Mar 27

FQ

Hey Led, gawd I feel pushy for doing this, but FQ needs to be flipped over. I, uh, haven't had a feature in a long time, and... oh update it whenever you want. :)   Le Cejak • <Mar 29, 2008 [1:46]>

I'm on it! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:47, Mar 29

I'm such a damn fool for asking! Thank you Led! I won't do that again...   Le Cejak • <Mar 29, 2008 [1:49]>

Don't be ashamed! Forget that it's YOUR article; you were just doing the site a service...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:18, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

WAAAH! I'M SORRY!   Le Cejak • <Mar 29, 2008 [23:21]>

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/89.139.213.169

He's been a bad boy. --Charitwo^Talk 22:17, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Come Sign My Signature Book, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Hey LedBalloon, what with me putting you in my article and all, ahem, er, well I was wandering if you would come and grace my signature book with your, well, signature. Here, look how much I care about this (note the number of e's): Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease (no copying and pasting involved, well maybe a little bit...). Thanks! :D - 10:32 29 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Done and done, my friend. See if you can get chronarion! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:00, Mar 29

The mighty chronarion?!! But does he still grace Uncyclopedia with his divine presence?? - 01:24 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

He shows up in the IRC chan from time to time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Apr 3

Cyber Bullying by... proxy?

User:Ranggaboy55 seems to be bagging out... someone. Maybe its worth a check? I ain't no admin so I don't know. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:51, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Looks like Hinoa took care of it... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:44, Apr 1

Can you please put the article titled The War back up?

Damn, that was a long subject - sorry. I was just wondering if you could put my article back up 'cause I wasn't quite finished writing it. If you could that would be great.

Sure, just tag it {{Construction}} next time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Apr 1

Thanks! And will do :P

I'm wondering

How do you make your timestamp in your sig small? I've been trying and I'm getting virtually nowhere. --The Improver 11:29, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

You have to do it in Special:Preferences. Go to your nickname box and add <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small> after your nickname, and you may want to tick the "raw signature" box. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:08, Apr 4

So you wanna reskin your UnTunes

Well, Mr. Admin sir, I believe you have the power to do that!! How, you ask?!

By going to MediaWiki:Common.js!!! That's how!!!!

Scroll down until you come across THIS:

reskin = {
   "Main_Page": "",
   "UnNews:Main_Page": "Main Page.css",
   ... etc etc it goes on for a while ...
//Make sure all lines in this list except the last one have a comma after!
}

And what you'll want to do is add

"UnTunes:Artsy_and_Misunderstood:_A_Bedroom_Emo_Song": "Em:.css",

somewhere in the middle of that list there, probably next to the other ones that say "Em:.css" for neatness. Have fun!!!!!!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:55 Apr 06, 2008

Noob. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:05 Apr 06, 2008

Thanks very much, Dr. S! Fuck you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:09, Apr 6

I was secretly banned on April 5th for 67 seconds

I thought you would like to know! Guy had the same name as you.   Le Cejak • <Apr 06, 2008 [21:38]>

Really? What a bizarre coincidence. I ban you on April 5th and then some jerk with my name comes along at the same time and bans you for just as long as I did? The nerve...riding my coattails...grumblegrumble... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:41, Apr 6

Some newb you banned wants you on IRC

Thought you ought to know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:50 Apr 06, 2008

Ah feck, he just left. Never mind. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:51 Apr 06, 2008

Oh well. Just have him find another op, I guess--it was prolly either this guy or this guy, so I'm not feeling super sympathetic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:21, Apr 7

You Conservative Tightwad

You're so conservative that you probably would even find THIS offensive! Why are you such an old ninny?   Le Cejak • <Apr 09, 2008 [4:34]>

Lower taxes! Aggressive foreign policies! VALUES!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:36, Apr 9

Put old people and babies to work! Take away homosexuals' drivers licenses! VALUES!!   Le Cejak • <Apr 09, 2008 [13:44]>

As you well know

appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist. It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines us. Purpose that binds us. We are here because of you, TheLedBalloon. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. --Charitwo^Talk 04:20, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Purpose? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:25, Apr 10

It's hard to dust for vomit. P.M., RotM, & KUN, Sir Led BallUUn (Sick Sock) (Contribs) 10:31, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

"Shit sandwich." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:32, Apr 10

Who's the one with the sandwhich? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Cajek (Knock Knock) (Contribs)

May I suggest blaming Hitler? Also, someone write the page Blame Hitler. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:23, Apr 10

TLB, wanna collab on that? sirsysrq @ 22:56 Apr 10

Sure, wanna start it in your userspace? I was thinking something along the lines of a Godwin's Law-based narrative, maybe something more like Why?:Blame Hitler. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:08, Apr 10

User:SysRq/Why?:Blame Hitler. I'ma go take a shower and then get some ideas going. Feel free to put something down for when I get back. sirsysrq @ 23:50 Apr 10

I just added an opening intro. I'll see if I can do a bit more... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:04, Apr 11

Looking good, I had some ideas that I'll start adding. sirsysrq @ 00:27 Apr 11

Yeah, go for it, I have to shower as well, and there's some other homeworky stuff that I need to take care of, so I may not be on for a little bit. Looking forward to seeing whatcha add :). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Apr 11

Stupid people... actually able to write when they get inspiration /me storms off to not write stuff --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:40, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey Dj, since I could very uneasily be referred to as "your adopter," maybe you wanna write stuff with me? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Cajek (Knock Knock) (Contribs)

Hey I liked the kinda detached thing we had going. Ok, when I feel like writing (right now I really wanna finish my Box Car idea before starting anything else), just free-loading on peoples talk pages. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:40, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to TheLedBalloon

dctrskull1990 [12:52 PM]: hey dctrskull1990 [12:52 PM]: so uh dctrskull1990 [12:52 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article dctrskull1990 [12:53 PM]: heh dctrskull1990 [12:53 PM]: your probably wondering who i am dctrskull1990 [12:53 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it dctrskull1990 [12:53 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you dctrskull1990 [12:53 PM]: anyway dctrskull1990 [12:54 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once dctrskull1990 [12:54 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all dctrskull1990 [12:54 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know dctrskull1990 [12:54 PM]: being on my buddy list dctrskull1990 [12:55 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia dctrskull1990 [12:55 PM]: partially thanks to you! dctrskull1990 [12:55 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is dctrskull1990 [12:55 PM]: thx dctrskull1990 [12:57 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now dctrskull1990 [12:57 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time dctrskull1990 [12:57 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything dctrskull1990 [12:58 PM]: but lets just get this settled dctrskull1990 [12:58 PM]: like for peace of mind dctrskull1990 [12:58 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you Talk Video Pictures Send files

Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

Mike Cho

Em, Mike Cho is completely fictional, I wrote the article to correspond with the Asian chicks page, and that's all.

Ah, ok, I'll restore it for you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:04, Apr 13

Here you go. You should try to expand on that, though. As is, it's awfully short. Anyways, good luck with your page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:06, Apr 13

TheLedBalloon versus the FUCKYOUKID

Tell me the story from the beginning, daddy!   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [23:54]>

Well, it all started way back in the good ol' days, about 2 minutes ago. He requested that I fuck him. His request, inevitably, was granted. Unfortunately, I had to ban him, because a relationship through Uncyc based on sex just couldn't work out. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:57, Apr 13

Daddyyyy! DO THE FUNNY VOICES!!!   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [0:00]>

Err.... yeah, I got nothin'. Why don't you just imagine some funny voices? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:03, Apr 14

Well, as far as stories that are 2 minutes old goes, this one was pretty kick-ass. When I'm older, I'll remember this. I wonder what the moral of it was.   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [0:06]>

My natalya article

The article I was creating was not cyberbullying, it was based on a fictional character and was intended to be funny. When I tried to contact you about it, I couldn't because I was blocked from posting on your talk page and couldn't use the IRC for some reason. SWJS 03:16, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, that's odd... I dunno why IRC wouldn't work... Did you try emailing me, or another admin? Anyways, I am very sorry about this, and I hope it doesn't make it awkward when we talk... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:21, Apr 14

Nah. I'm not Naturally one to hold a grudge... well, yeah, I am, however, I'm very forgiving. And yeah, the email escaped me... SWJS 10:27, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Vandalism

User:Kurgan is editing the Liberapedia article unconstructively.Proxima Centauri 03:37, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Uhh, he added a couple links and changed one caption. How on earth is that vandalism? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Apr 14

He's also setting out to hurt and upset people from LIberapedia in a way which I feel is cyberbullying. Kurgan provoked user:ajuk till User:Mordillo blocked him. He's now taunting Ajuk. Look at the caption in the picture, "THIS GUY BLOCKED ME!!! NOT FAIR :(" Please at least change that. Proxima Centauri 03:51, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

No. No no no no no. Don't you realize the provokation that you yourself are creating by this very post. You two just need to back off of each other.

Kurgan: Stay away from Proxima's pages. Period. Now, Liberapedia is not "his" article, but he seems to have adopted it. As much as it sucks, back off. Please. This flaming is unconstructive and is best avoided.

Proxima Centauri: Don't take everything as a personal affront. He's not mocking Ajuk in that. He was himself banned from Liberapedia. That's what he's mocking, their inability to accept others.

Led: Sorry for abducting your talk page.

The two bickering spouses: Stay away from each other. It's simple as that. I won't have you two clogging up the site with your idiocy. Further action of this will result in placement or special restrictions, then a ban.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I agree completely with Ljlego. If you two think you can handle it, talk it out like gentlemen, but otherwise just stay away from each other. Politics are a really, really stupid thing to be banned over. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:00, Apr 14

You don't know what's been happening at Liberapedia. Kurgan's been vandalizing and cyberbullying there several times a week for months. Build up of tension from that is causing the trouble.Proxima Centauri 04:07, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Ban him. But ban him there. Let Liberapedia problems stay on Liberapedia. God knows our wiki has enough problems on its own. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:09, Apr 14

He gets banned regularly there. He knows how to avoid a ban. I'm sorry for Ajuk. Hew's just been pushed too far.Proxima Centauri 04:17, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm... well, if he's using proxies, I think Hinoa can help you to track down a bunch of those(he has some list somewhere) so they can be preemptively banned. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Apr 14

Thanks. I've linked this page to Ajuk's talk page at Liberapedia.Proxima Centauri 04:32, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Time, Sigs, Subst...

OK, so Mordillo said you may be able to help me... M'kay. this one is a toughie, it's a tale of signatures, "subst" tags and time... OK, for my sig I use something like this: {{User:YesTimeToEdit/sig|<then I write the time out here>}}. My signature then slings whatever I write after the " | " into a time format thingy and puts it at the front of my sig... But is there a way of using a template or something that includes the "subst" tags to make it so you don't have to write the time out... If you understand what I'm talking about here... I'm not sure but ☯, I think, uses something like this...Er, yah.

Cause I know you can use "{{Subst:CURRENTTIME}}", say to produce the time that you make the change at, but what with adding it to templates and stuff... Erm, yeah. - 05:29 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hmmm...honestly, I'm not 100% sure. You could try putting {{CURRENTTIME}} in that place where you typically type out the time manually, and otherwise generally fooling around with it. The style of thing you're trying to could probably be gotten by putting "<small><small>''–{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}''</small></small> {{SUBST:nosubst|User:YesTimeToEdit/sig}}", replacing those "small" tags with whatever colors or styles you like. Then, just sign with 3 tildes and you should be set. For including it all in one template like you have it now, you could ask Dr. Skullthumper, as I'm not well-versed in that particular method. Still, that other way should do it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:15, Apr 14

Thanks for the help, sorry it's taken me so long to reply, my watch-list email thing didn't work for some reason, anyway...You mean by putting the code you suggested in my signature (by going to preferences...)? - 07:30 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yeah, in the "nickname" box in your prefs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:21, Apr 17

I'm New!

Seeing as I'm new I was wondering somethings. Firstly where is a list of Huffed articles so I don't accidentally revive one. Also I was thinking of making an article about Rick Astley (how original) along with a page that rick rolls you (so others may link to it when they feel it is appropriate). If you have any idea what I'm talking about. Yes I read the guide saying you shouldn't make references to the chans or anything but i think this can count as an exception. Do you think it would get huffed in an instance? --Someguy503 18:17, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, if you just want to make a page to rickroll people, you may want to check out this useful guide. Seriously, though, a page created just to rickroll people would be acceptable, only if you keep in in userspace(ie: "User:Someguy503/Rickroll"), and don't spam it around too much. If you want to make a page about Rick Astley himself, that's fine, just make sure it's funny--the thing that helped me to write well the most was reading the featured articles, and learning by trial-and-error. Whatever you decide to do, good luck. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Apr 14

Hello

I'll admit my article is lacking humour at the moment and it is very short for the time being, but it is a work in progress.

I am new to the site, and though I have read the primary beginner pages I may not be entirely certain on all the rules. I believe it was in a subsection of my userpage, which should be relatively safe against deletion. If I am mistaken, please let me know and I will use Word or something equally inconvenient to write in.

If it's no inconvenience, I would like to have my 'article' restored so that I may continue to improve it so it actually has humour and faux-content and eventually publish it to the main site. Despite this monor setback, I do look forward to being part of a community with such vigilant crap-deletion.

My tilde key is so close to broken.

Adam Sane 23:48, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah yes, sorry about that. The thing was, it should've been at User:Adam Sane/Abraxas. I added the text of that deleted page below that other stuff that was there. Sorry about the mishap, and good luck with your page. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:56, Apr 16

Oh bugger, I see what I did now. I was wondering where that bit about my chicken wings went. While I was eating I guess I forgot the User: portion. Thanks, my good man. Adam Sane 00:03, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem at all. Happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:06, Apr 17

While you're restoring things...

Could you put a copy of this in my userspace for me? I asked for a copy when it was on VFD but apparently someone missed it. Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:59, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure, it'll be there in a jiffy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:00, Apr 17

OK, here ya go. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:06, Apr 17

Holy crap that was fast. Thank you (imagine a fancy template thingy here). I'm gonna go cross out all those bad things I wrote about you on the men's room wall. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:13, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Sweet! Now replace it with "For good time call Jenny -- 867-5309". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Apr 17

I love Tommy Tutone! I followed their tour for the entire two months they were famous. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:22, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

You know, I went to a couple shows, too. The concert was about 2 hours, but they only ever played that one song... I wonder to this day how they pulled that off. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Apr 17

I can only speak from my own experiece, but for me the answer was always the same. Cocaine. Lots of. Plus the LSD didn't hurt either... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:46, Apr 17 00:46, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Huh. I see shrinking the time stamp in my sig wasn't as simple as I was led to believe earlier on in your talk page. How do I get it to leave off the normal sized stamp? I'm using three tildes for now, but I'm sure force of habit will take hold soon. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:01, 17 Apr

Yep, that's it. Just use 3 tildes. I've always typed the tildes out, not using the sig button, so it actually made life easier for me. You'll prolly just get used to it; if not, I think there's som .js that makes the sig button add only 3 tildes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Apr 17

(lol edit conflict) I always uses three tildes. Get used to it. sirsysrq @ 01:06 Apr 17

Four tildes or bust! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:21, 17 April 2008 (UTC)