User talk:McWooty

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First Ninjastar!

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CMC

Welcome McWooty to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Also, you can add this template to your userpage: {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} - VGD >=3 18:16, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

From my talkpage, as I'm about to archive it....

YesTimeToGetPromoted

Hello, you told me to remind you about doing projects and a certain promotion was mentioned (hem hem) so I'm saying GIVE ME THE MONEY MUFFAFUKKA! Thanks--Sir McWooty III Mgr 23:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

McWooty! Sorry If I appear to have neglected you/ignored you! Okay, I'll go off an promote you now, in fact, I'll make you my joint deputy (with VGDictator). And you can pretty much run the show (if you wanna know how to officially accept people, I can give you a lesson in that). However, not much is going down at the CMC. It's all happening at the Mafia, now (here)! Anyway...have fun! - [07:52 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Time for you to get the cookie!

Hey you actually found my page. Im going to give ya a cookie for it!

Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Darth Lithuania 18:46, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Sig test

flobble--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 20:21, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:30, Dec 21

Wow, it look exactly the same as everyone else's -_- --McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 21:43, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

BITCH, PLEASE!

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. -Colin "All your base" Heaney

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:08, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Mcwoooooooooooty

nice page on those llama things --Crazyfulla 20:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you :)--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 21:20, 24 February 2009 (UTC)