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Why hello Officer. It is always a pleasure to meet a high ranking official from the Federation.

Are you Elim Garak?

At your service. I was very curious why it is I have been asked to meet you. But let us first enjoy pleasantries. Do not let my sly grin and murderous stare alarm you – I am not a threat.

Inspector McGinley – Federation Chief Investigator. I'm here to ask you a few questions.

Oh it is a shame we must skip the polite greetings. Well Chief Federation Investigator, ask away, I have nothing to hide. I am merely plain, simple Garak, at your service.

In light of several crates of evidence, the Federation has the authority to question you. Regardless of how it may seem, all my questions are relevant to the case. First, what is your current profession?

I'm glad you asked. I am ... a tailor. (Full article...)