Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue
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Current time: 12:33am, 7 November 2025 UTC
Time until switchover: 23 hours ()
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 Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia; John Biasedreporter: We're here in Alice Springs with Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, who says her baby was eaten by a dingo earlier this morning. Lindy? Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton: I was out on that big-ass rock out near Alice Springs when this damn dingo ate my baby! John: A dingo, you say? Lindy: They look all cute from a distance, but they're savage! They should be hunted to extinction, then thrown on the barbie with some shrimp! They're all monstehs! They would probably be delicious with vegemite! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! (Full article...) |
 So you want to know how to eat an orange. Maybe you embarrassed yourself at your friend's orange-themed wedding and don't want to repeat that debacle, or maybe you stuck an orange up your ass and realized too late that oranges don't work that way.[citation needed] This might even be your first time eating an orange! No matter what your deal is with oranges, this handy guide will ensure you can eat oranges with grace and style. (Full article...) |
 Dick Willie Johnson: Hey there folks! Thank you for tuning in to the Presidential Wrestling Classic! As always I'm your host, Dick Willie Johnson, joined by my good friend and colleague, Bud "Lite" Bigmeat. Bud: Yes, let me be the first to tell everyone that we have one hell of a show for y'all tonight. This is something truly special. Dick: Folks, grab a cold beer and just enjoy the show tonight. No matter how old you are, grab a goddamn beer, crack that sumbitch open and get a little buzz going. Bud: Goddamn right, Dick. I got me some Jack Daniels! My absolute favorite, as I'm sure you all know! (Full article...) |