User:Sleepjunky/Hippie food

Hippie food, consumed mostly by hippies and aging yuppies, typically consists of whole grain, organic, seeds, granola and soy products, along with the ever popular hemp foods that contain a lot of THC. Rarely is meat introduced into the diet. It is sold at patchouli-scented markets where it is necessary to bring your own canvas bag as disposable bags are against store policy. Often these stores are found in college towns or trendy upper class villages. The hippie food is stored in large barrels and sold in bulk. A plastic scoop is necessary to get the content out of the bin. Due to deregulation of of hippie markets in the late 1970's, there is no sanitary means to test for the safety of this food. In addition to hippie food, New Age books, glass cannabis pipes, and incense are often sold at these stores as well.

During the process of food creation, it is important to maintain a good vibe at all times.

The food tastes better if you get stoned first.