Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive259

Edgar Savisaar

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Delete (4)	Delete. What is this?? -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 15:43, February 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Merde Sans Frontiers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:23, February 2, 2012 (UTC) SEX! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, February 2, 2012 (UTC) BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 3 '12 1:16 (UTC)
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Laser feet

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Delete (5)	I'm confused. Is this supposed to be funny? At least, it could have been cohesive. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Delete. does not deserve to live. -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 01:48, February 1, 2012 (UTC) No. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:50, February 1, 2012 (UTC) Bluhh.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Feb 1 '12 8:29 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:52, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Omegle

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Delete (5)	Crap ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:40, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Delete. -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 16:13, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Pretty obvious how to improve this, and that's why it shouldn't be improved. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:26, January 31, 2012 (UTC) AAAAAAAA! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:07, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Feb 1 '12 9:42 (UTC)
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HowTo:Become a Soviet/Soviet Test

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Delete (6)	Delete.<insert witty reason about how this is too informational and not funny here> -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 19:07, January 29, 2012 (UTC) Where are the jokes? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:49, January 29, 2012 (UTC) Radioactive! Ha ha! Chernobyl jokes... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:53, January 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete. No laughs here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:45, January 31, 2012 (UTC) What ^ they said. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Feb 1 '12 9:46 (UTC) Delete. Everything's already been said. So... penis. -- 21:21, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Last Thursdayism

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Delete (6)	I am very confused right now. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:18, January 29, 2012 (UTC) WTF? -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 19:13, January 29, 2012 (UTC) How thought-provoking......NOT! --Scofield & 1337 19:50, January 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Title more interesting than the content. But that's it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:43, January 31, 2012 (UTC) lol no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:33, February 1, 2012 (UTC) Awww, MAN! I thought all the articles I did while I was high on pot were funny! Damn!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Feb 1 '12 9:41 (UTC)
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Help

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Delete (4)	WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:34, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Needs help. Mattsnow 03:46, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Redirect to Why?:Help? --Scofield & 1337 14:45, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete. We can help this on its way out. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:32, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Soluble Essence of Space Time Continuum With Special Emphasis on Pie Theory

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Delete (5)	OMGWTFBBQ! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:57, January 29, 2012 (UTC) I think just a standard WTF?? is more appropriate. -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 03:39, January 29, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Per above. --Scofield & 1337 09:49, January 29, 2012 (UTC) Shiny ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:01, January 29, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 10:54, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
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Drunk

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Delete (6)	This was is horrible. 1234 ~ 09:15, 28 January 2012 "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had some advice to offer on drunk: 'Get rid of it,' it said, 'and redirect to Inebriated'. " – Preceding unsigned comment added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs) Vomit. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:14, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete If I wanted to read lists, I would buy a book called "Lists" and then I would read it. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:28, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Great idea, poorly executed. -- 21:48, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Every article that has a family guy-picture, shall die. Including Family Guy itself. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:49 29 January 2012
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Joyce Carol Oates

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Delete (5)	This is bad. -- The Zombiebaron 16:01, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Caroloates? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:59, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Yawn. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:51, January 28, 2012 (UTC) delete Mattsnow 10:54, January 29, 2012 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! This is plain unbearable. --Scofield & 1337 12:36, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
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Whitey

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Delete (5)	Delete. redirect to White folks Pup 08:06 27 Jan '12 Ku Klux Klan isn't even spelled right. What a shame. Mattsnow 09:00, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Fail Its remarkable this one made it past its first week. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:06, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:51, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Hey, Whitey! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:50, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Restored the first section that was heavily vandalized by an IP. The rest of it still sucks though. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:11, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Grue Eating Habits

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Delete (5)	Fuck off ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:24, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 06:31, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. At best this should be a section in Grue. An article on it's own is extreme in redundancy Pup 06:46 27 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:51, January 27, 2012 (UTC) A terrible sense of Gruemour. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:49, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	This article looks more like it belongs in UnScripts. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:05, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Ben J Commits Suicide in China

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Delete (5)	Crap unnews. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 03:12, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Pup 06:46 27 Jan '12 Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:02, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:51, January 27, 2012 (UTC)
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Bullets

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Keep (4)	A vital article, works as a placeholder. Besides, its got lots of shiny bulleted points.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:02, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Per Sisilikesims, word for word, word. Aleister 15:07 23-1-'12 Technically not a vital article, although Firearm, Machine gun and Gunpowder are. Having said that, it's a short article, but not a stub (ie more than two paragraphs and an image.) Listy, but as per that above, bullet points are somewhat relevant here. And I got a laugh out of it, so keep-worthy. Pup 08:50 24 Jan '12 To be honest, I want to see this on the front page. -- 06:29, January 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Quite possibly the most asinine stub ever. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:11, January 22, 2012 (UTC) This has no redeeming qualities other than being a vital article. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:05, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Strong delete Whats so vital about this article? I mean just redirect to handgun as a placeholder if thats such a big issue. Its just a bunch of dot points with nothing interesting about them and whats funny about *************************
Comments	Well, I made it a bit better. By no means is it a good article, but if it's vital, heh heh, why not. For example, London is an article with a fix tag, yes, but as it's vital, let's just say that I specified non-true. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 19:42, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Kinda a two-trick pony: bullet-lists and bullet-puns. I wish it had Jimmy Cagney in it, shouting "Made it, Ma! Toppa the woild!" before exploding.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:56 (UTC) Kept by people voting keep. 1234 ~ 07:14, 27 January 2012

Science Olympiad

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Delete (4)	This is poop and it always has been.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 14:40 (UTC) Yes. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:53, January 25, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:03, January 26, 2012 (UTC) terrible -- $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 04:52, January 27, 2012 (UTC)
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Game:The_Computer and subpages

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Delete (4)	A crappy cross between pick up the phone booth and VMCSE, but not as good as either. About half a dozen pages I gameplay. The funniest part is being eaten by a grue. Pup 01:33 25 Jan '12 Hey, I have "an iMac G3, running on Mac OS X 10.4". Fuck you die, article!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:39 (UTC) Not good. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:41, January 25, 2012 (UTC) Nope -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:00, January 26, 2012 (UTC)
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Millom

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Delete (7)	Burn with fire. Mattsnow 11:42, January 25, 2012 (UTC) Ewww. A chav-hating chav! I'm amazed. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:05 (UTC) Bad, bad, bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:07, January 25, 2012 (UTC) I killed a chav once, but that is my birthright. Aleister 13:34 25-1-'12 Borderline UN:CM Pup 01:40 25 Jan '12 Sigh EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:25, January 25, 2012 (UTC) 7 delete votes? I see nothing good about this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:23, January 27, 2012 (UTC)
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My little pony: friendship is magic

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Delete (2)	Should be sent to the Moon - not funny, badly edited article with no pictures. nothing worth saving Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 13:33, January 26, 2012 (UTC) Although a Vital article, saving this even as a placeholder for colonization or another major collab would do great damage to both uncyclopedia and wikia, and to the innernests in general. Aleister 13:43 26-1-'12
Comments	This is bad, but what's the point of VFDing an ICU'd article? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:03, January 26, 2012 (UTC) The point is you can't. Read our deletion policy a little more closely, Ptok. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:06, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:'This Might Be Giant,' say Lincoln Police

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Keep (5)	Keep. Trite is a good writer. Maybe he should stick to more "mainstream" concepts though. Mattsnow 05:41, January 26, 2012 (UTC) Does try too hard, but is hardly deletable -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:47, January 26, 2012 Not deletable, and actually a very good article, although it shouldn't have been on the main page (hardly understandable if you don't know the songs). A very good example of song titles and song words put together on a page is Maxwell Edison, which with a little editing can be featurable. It's got to tell a readable story to a non-fan to work well. Aleister 8:07 26-1-'12 Keep. I see nothing wrong with it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:26, January 26, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 26 January 2012
Delete (1)	Delete. If you don't know that this is an attempt to create a story using the titles of They Might Be Giants songs this looks like a pile of random arglebargle. If you do recognize that it's a news article that inserts They Might Be Giants songs into sentences it's still pretty fucking retarded.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:00, January 26, 2012 (UTC) I'm sorry you feel that way. I did try to make it funny. -Tritefantastic 05:18, January 26, 2012 (UTC) It reads like a school assignment where your teacher made you compose a story using a list of arbitrary vocabulary words. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, January 26, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Upon closer inspection, date of creation does not fit criteria for deletion. You oughta know better, Monkey. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:58, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

Game:The Great Quest for the Magic Taco

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Keep (1)	Seems nice enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:06, 21 January 2012
Delete (4)	Another dead-end text adventure with too many grues. Pup 05:19 21 Jan '12 Does nothing, goes nowhere, eats cow. 1234 ~ 06:35, 21 January 2012 Good god. How many of these Zork parodies are there? I demand a parody of Telengard! - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 10:04, January 21, 2012 (UTC) This is stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:30, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I wanna hate this, but I can't. The joke is, no matter what path you take, you die. It's like a Cohen brothers movie.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:06 (UTC) Kept; apathy or something. 1234 ~ 15:39, 25 January 2012

Norton Anti-Chav

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Delete (4)	De1337 Pup 08:53 24 Jan '12 h8 (h@\/5. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC) Delete. You could have at least remembered to put up the VFD tag. --Scofield & 1337 16:26, January 24, 2012 (UTC) After having been on this site for ~6 months, I actually know what a chav is.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:13 (UTC)
Comments	Do I point out when you do the wrong thing Scofield? (Please note question is rhetorical.) Pup 01:37 25 Jan '12 Ha! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! /pumps fist  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:41 (UTC) I'm going to have to teach you the meaning of rhetorical, aren't I? Pup 01:47 25 Jan '12 Ha! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Wait, that was a rhetorical question again, wasn't it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:53, 25 January 2012 I'm trying to think of what they call it when you have a yes/no question but answering either way could be misconstrued. You know what I mean, don't you? Pup 02:01 25 Jan '12 Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:48, 25 January 2012

Napoleon Dynamite

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Delete (4)	Idiots! - Move Jon Heder (not great, but better) to this namespace. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:31, Jan. 24, 2012 Nothing of any real value. Kill it. Pup 09:09 24 Jan '12 Gosh! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:58, January 24, 2012 (UTC) That's pretty mediocre.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:11 (UTC)
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Call of Duty 1

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Delete (4)	I was about to ICU this article, then I checked the revision history. The article was created by an IP (I think it was in 2010?), and revision history shows no good revisions. Formatting is sub-par; the photos are properly thumbnailed, sections divided (albeit some poorly) , et cetera..., However, the tone is, generally, unencyclopedic (and not the good kind...), and I'm assuming only twelve-year-olds would find this funny, based upon the sarcastic and profanity laced rant about "n00b guns..." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:59, January 23, 2012 (UTC) I maed a yuky Call of Duty -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, January 23, 2012 (UTC) I stopped reading after "Chuck Norris". Then I started reading again a moment later, but I stopped again after "Fucking Noob-Ass Cheap Guns".  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:16 (UTC) enough chances Pup 01:35 25 Jan '12
Comments	Might be redeemable. If no-one volunteers to fix it, consider me a vote for delete though. Pup 08:56 24 Jan '12

Norton AntiHumour

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Delete (6)	This is bad. -- The Zombiebaron 18:47, January 22, 2012 (UTC) Blah. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:32, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Pointless and dull. Pup 08:51 24 Jan '12 ?????????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 08:53, January 24, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Per POTR. --Scofield & 1337 16:23, January 24, 2012 (UTC) Excellent, yet another attempt at humour, by being as unfunny as possible. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:24, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
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Hyena blazing

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Keep (2)	Strongest possible keep. This is very dear. It is the past, present and future of all thing bat fuck. 1234 ~ 01:37, 22 January 2012 Zim! This is Zim's masterpiece and signature page here, and it's also funny, which is a plus. Aleister 11:40 22-1-'12 p.s. Invalid nom, see comment section
Delete (5)	2008cruft. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:12, January 21, 2012 (UTC) It reads like it has been translated from somewhere else. I'm assuming it's english Bad just. Pup 12:20 22 Jan '12 Seriously, this does not sound like proper English. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:31, January 22, 2012 (UTC) Do, doo, do do doo do huh? Um, yeah Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:52, January 22, 2012 (UTC) I get that some people like this, but I didn't laugh oncet, and ...uh... "funny" is paramount, right?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:19 (UTC)
Comments	If this hyena burns to death, can I have a Userspace copy? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:27, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Invalid nom, no VFD template placed. This is obviously a miracle of Zim buddhism, and should be venerated as such And I just read the page four times, and after awhile the narrative took form and things emerged from the prose to form a pattern. Me scared, but me no pray to God no more, as that would be folly. Anyway, an interesting page. Aleister 13:30 25-1-'12 Yup. 1234 ~ 15:22, 25 January 2012

Game:TheBlueScreenOfDeath

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Keep (4)	Quite clever and well formatted. Follow the links and you end up in some interesting places. Aleister 5:14 21-1-'12 Agree with above. This is actually pretty good. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 10:00, January 21, 2012 (UTC) One of the better games. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:27, January 22, 2012 (UTC) Better than the shovelware ones at the Game page we used to have. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 07:44, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Not a very good game is it? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:02, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Old in-joke. Don't dislike it enough to delete it though. Pup 05:10 21 Jan '12 It would be fine in mainspace, but aren't games, yah know, meant to be games? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:13, January 21, 2012 (UTC) You do remember what site you are on, don't you? Pup 05:20 21 Jan '12 Kept. 1234 ~ 00:53, 25 January 2012

Game:Randomness Online

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Keep (3)	I actually rather like this one. Granted, I may have just gone in the wrong direction with it... 1234 ~ 04:56, 21 January 2012 I like this one alot, one of the only games I've ever played here. I added some of the pics, and each of the pages could have interesting pics on them. Pretty well written and nice clean boxes too, along with the pics. Made me laugh when I first came across it. Aleister 5:06 21-1-'12  Against.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:17, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Kill More gamecruft. About 50 pages of staring and decomposition, if anyone is curious. Pup 04:48 21 Jan '12 Random + Game ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:07, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Fucking stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:14, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 25 January 2012

Hax

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Keep (4)	Keep. There. I fixed it. --Scofield & 1337 17:36, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Scofield! Aleister 2:49 21-1-'12 Not bad enough for deletion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 21 January 2012 Keep. What Socky said. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:13, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (6)	ZOMG 1337 h4x0r5 maek me sad ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:52, January 20, 2012 (UTC) 1 h4t3 1337 5h1t. Pup 06:59 20 Jan '12 Go on, fix this. I dare you. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:50, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:02, January 20, 2012 (UTC) 1337 h4x, N199@!-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, January 20, 2012 (UTC) This is fixed? 1234 ~ 04:37, 21 January 2012 Delete. What is this all about? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:13, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Not good, but not bad enough for deletion. Pup 10:31 21 Jan '12 Voting "Keep" means "not bad enough for deletion." --Scofield & 1337 14:05, January 21, 2012 (UTC) I meant more it went from bleargh to meh. Pup 12:22 22 Jan '12 Added some more content to it. Definitely seems keepable to me now. --Scofield & 1337 14:31, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 00:54, 25 January 2012

PHNURR!

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Keep (5)	Keep -- The Zombiebaron 07:02, January 19, 2012 (UTC) No and Fuck You -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:32, January 19, 2012 (UTC) This is Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens' masterpiece. It made me laugh. We need some of these types to stick around for the duration, so why not this one? Lord Fluffy! Aleister 00:31 20-1-'12 Okay then... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:27, January 20, 2012 (UTC) PHNURR!....and you were expecting what exactly? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:14, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Deport to IIllogicopedia ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:32, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Deport to hell. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:21, January 19, 2012 (UTC) lakfhe eipanfieop aepfhaiofhif xvmieenvi euiehaiufa 99999999999999999999 eeakeaoeifa doody. Yay! I wrote an article! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:34, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I don't really hate this, but seriously, what is this even supposed to be? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 20 January 2012 I dunno, but I just looked at it again and starting lol immediately. Something about how the page is arranged, or maybe just that extra dimension of weirdness accidently captured just right to be funny. At least to me. And it seems to be the best article of a former user who put lots of work into it. But most of all, lol. Aleister 3:50 20-1-'12 Kept. 1234 ~ 00:55, 25 January 2012

Nonsensepedia

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Keep (7)	Why?????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:18, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Article in the style of. Pup 08:46 19 Jan '12 Several lol's just now, I've never seen this. Aleister 10:13 19-1-'12 Keep. see above comment --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 04:44, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Fixed by an anonymous entity. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:26, 21 January 2012 Keep. the fixed version. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:10, January 24, 2012 (UTC) *Sigh* because Aleister bugged me. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (8)	Delete Super unoriginal, tl;dr, random and unfunny ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:29, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:18, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Kill and redirect to the featured Illogic page -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:43, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Articles written in the style of still have to be funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:29, January 19, 2012 (UTC) hate haet hat EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:47, January 20, 2012 (UTC) ...WITH SAVINGS!!! -- The Zombiebaron 17:59, January 20, 2012 (UTC) What in the buckets is that? 1234 ~ 04:17, 21 January 2012 Pointless --Scofield & 1337 17:35, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Delete Style over substance in as much as there's no substance and the style made me punch a horse. Yes, a horse. Not a nice horse, but a horse.mAttlobster. (hello) 23:40, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	What is uniginal? Pup 08:46 19 Jan '12 The combination of the words "unicycle" and "vaginal". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:29, 21 January 2012 IT WAS FIXED, PEOPLE. PAY SOME ATTENTION, PLEASE. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 24 January 2012 A very good page now, whoops, feature? Feature! Aleister 1:17 24-1-'12 I'm still delete, we don't need any more main page parodies :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:31, January 24, 2012 (UTC) Give it 6 months, one every 6 months isn't too bad. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:09, January 24, 2012 (UTC) Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 00:55, 25 January 2012

Game:2012 II and subpages

Score: 4
Keep (1)	I had some of the credit of writing this game. Don't delete it. are you guys happy if all of uncyclopedia's articles get huffed?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 09:52, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Only the shit ones. Pup 10:25 21 Jan '12 So every article in uncyclopedia is shit then. LOL--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 13:07, January 21, 2012 (UTC) C'mon, MrEx, there are 5,000 really shit articles on Uncyclopedia, just waiting to be deleted. Find them. And then nominate them!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jan 21 '12 14:03 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Though slightly better written, this one is, like its predecessor, another crufty, unfunny pile of subpages that don't go anywhere. 1234 ~ 04:12, 21 January 2012 Shite is still shite when it has a sequel. Pup 04:14 21 Jan '12 Eh, not so good. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:12, January 22, 2012 (UTC) Meh EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:49, January 23, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 09:01, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
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Game:2012 and subpages

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This was previously kept in the hopes that its creator would improve upon it, but a year later it is still unfunny cruft that goes nowhere. 1234 ~ 04:08, 21 January 2012 The creator expanded it. It's like the difference between a partially full and a burst colostomy bag Pup 04:14 21 Jan '12 My headed asploded. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, January 22, 2012 (UTC) We need less of this. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:49, January 23, 2012 (UTC) It's a game for a start but yeah it sucks also. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:32, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	This, and it's sequel, is kind of like dandruff. I don't like it, it's just I can't really care enough to hate it. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 10:09, January 21, 2012 (UTC)

Game:Escape! and subpages

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Somehow this escaped deletion the last time... but yeah, it's bad. 1234 ~ 02:58, 21 January 2012 There was also a Game:Escape and somehow one survived and the other didn't Pup 04:14 21 Jan '12 Stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:00, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:20, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Game:Modern MMORPG and subpages

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	I don't understand the point of this. 1234 ~ 02:49, 21 January 2012 No laughs. -- The Zombiebaron 02:50, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Yep. Pup 04:14 21 Jan '12 Not funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:58, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:19, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Game:Nhyan Lukh and subpages

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	I have no idea what is going on with this. 1234 ~ 02:46, 21 January 2012 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:50, January 21, 2012 (UTC) WTF is going on here? Selena Gomez music videos? Random alert! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:52, January 21, 2012 (UTC) Huh? Pup 04:14 21 Jan '12 Delete. Death. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:10, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
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LOL WAR

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Ugly, unfunny and looks like it was ritten by a 10 year old that just discovered the internet ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:56, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Duh! Pup 07:02 20 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 17:58, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Like totally OMG! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Listcruft

Score: -2
Keep (6)	Keep. I rewrote the intro, and I think its a little better now. It helps explain to new Uncyclopedians what we mean by listcruft. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:23, January 17, 2012 (UTC) per Simsilikesims. If I had more time I'd make a list of why this should be kept, But I've got four more episodes of "Big Love" and miles to go before I sleep. Aleister 13:07 17-1-'12 Keep per irony Pup 01:18 17 Jan '12 whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!?! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:07, 18 January 2012 WTF????????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:56, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Informational to n00bs and funny in its stupidity. --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 04:54, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Cool sotry bro ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:02, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit hard. Super unoriginal and unfunny in its intentional unoriginality. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Say whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!?! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:52, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. 1234 ~ 04:16, 21 January 2012

UnNews:Gay fruit rediscovered in Pakistan

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Right....... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:40, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Gay, and fruit. Aleister 3:48 20-1-'12 Using the word "gay", "gays" or "gayness" 6 times in the first paragraph makes it hilarious right? Wrong! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:06, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Badly executed, which is a shame. Concept could have been executed much better. Pup 06:57 20 Jan '12 Delete. Strangely homophobic too. --Scofield & 1337 17:40, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:02, January 20, 2012 (UTC) Wow, he called a tree "gay." That's the funniest thing EVER!!!!!! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:27, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Generic Article

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Uhhh so Jesus first synthesized Bangladesh in the future and then went on more pointless shit. Cool story bro, fuck intentionally bad articles they aren't funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Jesus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:53, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Not generic enough. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:16, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
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Randomness

Score: -1
Keep (5)	I'm rewriting this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:38, 17 January 2012 Socky Aleister 13:09 17-1-'12 Let's see what Socky turns it into. I like it so far. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:51, January 17, 2012 (UTC) keep Some IP just saved it. Mattsnow 02:12, January 18, 2012 (UTC) errr no, he actually reverted it to a prior version, but it ain't that bad my brotha! Mattsnow 02:15, January 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep per Socky's rewritten version. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:27, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Nobody cares ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:00, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:25 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC) bestiality. This article is a universal entropy that revolts idiot! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:51, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Redirect to Special:Random -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:49, January 17, 2012 (UTC) I like Socky's version. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:26, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) : [ —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:04, 17 January 2012
Comments	If huffed, a sad state of affairs, it looks like a user page for Socky who has started to work this one into a masserpiece. A great start and the potential is potentiallucious. I almost used that god pic yesterday too. Aleister 22:31 17-1-'12 Kept. Also keep goin' with the rewrite mang. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:22, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

Arfenhouse

Score: 7
Keep (1)	i also want to delete this, but I want to swim against the flow. Pup 07:00 20 Jan '12
Delete (8)	Can we also deport this to Illogicopedia ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:34, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Delete. 'Barf' water. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Funny in '05 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:31, January 19, 2012 (UTC) 1905 maybe. Aleister 10:15 19-1-'12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 16:16, January 19, 2012 (UTC) GAAAH! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:36, January 19, 2012 (UTC) THYME TO FLAP FALP MAH ARMAS!!!1! Dang that article was retarded... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:30, January 20, 2012 (UTC) ARRRGH -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:56, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Page of Pointless Sub-Sections

Score: -6
Keep (8)	Because Frosty has no idea what an injoke actually is and VI needs to smack him upside the head. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:32, January 19, 2012 (UTC) I like it. Pup 09:18 19 Jan '12 Frosty's nomination aren't funny. Aleister 10:09 19-1-'12 Just move it to a better title. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:15, January 19, 2012 (UTC) "content isn't necessary" -- The Zombiebaron 16:17, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:46, 19 January 2012 I laughed. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:31, January 19, 2012 (UTC) All Jack and no work makes dull a play boy. I dunno', but I'm voting keep. Twas' quite humorous, even if it was a bit short... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:33, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Injoke, intensional bad, looking like whats about or not. I hate seeing bullshit like this being allowed to exist and people like me being told they aren't funny when they actually TRY and make an article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:30, January 19, 2012 (UTC) I presume all these "intentionally bad" jokes exist because people no longer know how to do good ones. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:29, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Quick keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:54, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

Unoriginality

Score: -4
Keep (7)	!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:09, 17 January 2012 I have nothing original to add. Aleister 13:00 17-1-'12 I have nothing original to add. PuppyOnTheRadio 13:01 17-1-'12 If we're gonna burn all the "intentionally bad" articles, we should keep this one. It's neat and works on so many levels. Well, two. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:16, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Me likey likey boom boom. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:58, January 17, 2012 (UTC) WTF is happening?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:18, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Erm, this is, how you say "Purdy good." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:25, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	?????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:09, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Unoriginally unfunny. Not bad enough to keep. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:23, January 19, 2012 (UTC) Not bad enough to keep? Is that a contradiction of some kind? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 20 January 2012
Comments	I'm with the "kill" voters, but I think this would make a funny article if it weren't so ...unimaginative. Did anybody other than me know that Shakespeare, Herman Melville and Martin Luther King Jr. had one thing in common? I'll tell you what it is, before you all go scrambling over to Wikipedia and spend the rest of your day drawing Venn diagrams: they were all tremendous plagiarists. What's plagiarism? It's the last refuge of the unoriginal mind. My point is, why did no one think of that angle? How 'bout an article that's a parody of Romeo and Juliet, Israel Potter and Moby-Dick, and the I Have a Dream speech? And maybe throw in some CSI:Crime Scene Investigation and Lady Gaga? You people astound me with your banality. You'd all make great plagiarists, though!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 19 '12 9:56 (UTC) My god, a user who actually knows about the plagerized "I have a dream" speech. If only Prathia Hall were still alive to see this. Aleister 20:31 19-1-'12 Kept again. Also, I'm sure that if you rewrite it with a solid bit (sounds like you got a good angle) Bizzee, you should have no problem replacing what's already there. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:57, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

Null

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	the fuck? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:11, January 18, 2012 (UTC) LFLHSLDOIHWLELWEMWOFNIWEBQPEMZXOIPHWEPIWelkehfpihiuobeaipeh9932u98498543h98h78w0qh0qjweq90ej90jq90etyu098e49q0ewjjoiajdsaoudhoiusopsdad///a;d,a//aoa,,>????pfaqoipewaj!!!!!!!!!!!... ...Sorry, I don't know what that was. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:10, January 18, 2012 (UTC) Cruft. Pup 10:30 18 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 07:03, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Neutral/Comment: If decision is not to keep, consider redirect to Nihilism. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 06:01, January 18, 2012 (UTC)

Worst 100 Lists of All Time

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	lol no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:09, January 18, 2012 (UTC) At least the #1 worst list of all time is accurate. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:08, January 18, 2012 (UTC) The template covers it already. Pup 10:28 18 Jan '12 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:17, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
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OWNED

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	The fuck? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:07, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) OWNED. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:57, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedian cliche

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Yeah whatever ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:06, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:38, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete and redirect to the in jokes page, whatever that link is. Pup 01:22 17 Jan '12 Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Too cliche... -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:55, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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HowTo:Be Random

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	This doesn't explain how to be random, it just wastes precious memory space being dumb. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:05, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete Pup 01:20 17 Jan '12 Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) So unfunny I forgot how to laugh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:54, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Destroying all things

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	How about we destroy this? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:38, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Per Wilytank. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:52, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Redirect this list to Zombiebaron's user page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:32, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Del Pup 07:21 17 Jan '12 Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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The Page Without Wiki Formatting

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Yeah lame. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:57, January 16, 2012 (UTC) This has potential to be funny, except it sucks. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:25 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete per what Xamralco said. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:45, January 18, 2012 (UTC)
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Bad grammar

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Oh look. ANOTHER ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:57, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Yawn. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:16, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:25 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Bad articles

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Oh look another attempt at humor by making an article that looks like shit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:55, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Boooooooooooooo!!!! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:15, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:25 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:38, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Worst Article Ever

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Nobody cares. This is shitty vandalism that fails in every way possible. Fuck being intentionally bad, it will never take the place of ACTUAL humor. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:52, January 16, 2012 (UTC) That fake pee review is accurate. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:12, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:25 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Fuckit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:03, January 17, 2012 (UTC) Has something alright, but that something will be brought out in my userspace. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:11, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	WTF happened?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:15, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

Game:Impossible Quiz

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Incredibly random, pointless, not actually a game -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:40, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Actually... This is plagiarism, as most of it was stolen from here. No vote needed for that. -- 21:39, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Per deleting all games ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:50, January 16, 2012 (UTC) I've actually played the real version of this game. It's really stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:02, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. NRV Pup 10:17 16 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:31, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office

Score: 1
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Delete (1)	If everybody is deleting good articles, let me delete the policies. can i?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:17, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	This isn't even a policy -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:36, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	This page is hopeless imnho. I huffed large sections of it and it still lives with nothing to sustain it. Maybe redirect to the other MLK page, but that page is shit too, with the only good stuff being what remains from the wikipedia spork. Assassinate both pages and put up a placeholder might be the way to put this guy out of his misery. Aleister 00:44 16-1-'12 We shouldn't have two articles on the same guy, and Martin Luther King is the better of the two. Pup 12:51 16 Jan '12 Per Pup. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:42, January 16, 2012 (UTC) yeah the other one is much better -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:33, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	It has some ideas that aren't too bad (Elvis killed Martin Luther King, Jayne Mansfield killed for her love of MLK etc) but marred by some ugyly stuff that isn't any good. Perhaps a combo of the good from this and the other MLK article? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:26, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

I Am Your Father

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	In joke from 2005 that it just plain bullshit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:22, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Dump. The discussion page says it was entirely moved over from another site, so it isn't original to here. We might as well copy and paste a Letterman monologue and feature it. Aleister 00:28 16-1-'12 What the fuck is this? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:41, January 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. 2005 Wibble to quote the Count of Monkey Cristo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
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Photon

Score: -2
Keep (4)	An important topic, maybe even Vital. It's not that bad, esp. as a placeholder. I did some deletion, blah rewrite, but it's maybe now presentable. The dog gif is funny. And stubs are OK, wikipedia probably has a million of them (literally), esp. as placeholders, although this is kind of a non-stub now. Aleister 00:33 14-1-'12 Per that-ish -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:49, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Not a vital, but still important, and definitely not a stub. Pup 02:04 15 Jan '12 Placeholder. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:27, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Random stub ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:56, January 13, 2012 (UTC) Blah. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:14, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 03:24, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

Worst 100 Things to Stick your Dick in

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	This is very lame ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:54, January 15, 2012 (UTC) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Oprah: She is mine, betch! 21:59, January 15, 2012 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:34, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Delete I have personally stuck my dick in all 100 of these things without incident. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:02, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Most of them sound like fun. Pup 11:25 15 Jan '12 Stupid... -- 02:35, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I'm counting five six votes in the delete vote compartment, but only a score of 3 5. What's going on, folks? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:58, 15 January 2012 Easy, I'm lazy. Pup 09:04 16 Jan '12 Recommendation. Redirect to A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:59, 15 January 2012 The compilation has a link to this article, which most likely crosses the line between humor and horror. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:46, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

Exploding Animal

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	This page reminds me of E.D's "offended" article. It gets worse as you scroll down, till you just want to puke.... - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:38, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Oh boy that isn't very funny -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:07, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Hu? --Roman Dog Bird 21:51, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Lame. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:52, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Animals that fucking explode rock!!!!! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:31, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
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CLAMP school

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	I have no idea what this is talking about, but even if I did the shoddy execution is inexcusable. This article can be summarized as: Incoherent nonsense, rant, list, list, rant and categories. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions Ban 16:11, January 15, 2012 (UTC) <- This thing should be all over this article. I am disappoint. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:27, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Delete. This was actually intended to be a parody of this manga, but given how awfully its written, I'm not surprised that nobody got it. --Scofield & 1337 17:19, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Remove the lists and randomness and there's no article left. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:30, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:30, January 15, 2012 (UTC) DANG.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:12, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
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2001

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Huff and redirect to 2001: A Space Odyssey. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:18, January 14, 2012 (UTC) Yes -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:15, January 15, 2012 (UTC) If only everyone was so intuitive. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:04, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Redirect to its proper home. Aleister 15:36 15-1-'12 What they said. Pup 01:59 15 Jan '12
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Ancient Leet language

Score: -3
Keep (6)	I'm learning stuff from "reading" the page. Educational at least. Iz trimmed a tiny bit of the lede to fix red link and make it more of a lede. Aleister 00:47 14-1-'12 Athough it's certainly not featurable, I think my fixing-upping has made the page keepable at the least. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:43, January 15, 2012 (UTC) You one sexy witch, Epic.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 15 '12 13:50 (UTC) Good page. Honestly could be improved still with a bit of formatting and a few minor changes, but worth keeping. Also would have 1337 as a redirect to this as well. Pup 01:57 15 Jan '12 I'm here to ruin the party.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 15:04, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 15 January 2012
Delete (3)	2006 cruft that sucks in content and formatting ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:10, January 13, 2012 (UTC) lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:56, January 13, 2012 (UTC) Ehhhhhhhhh. Probably our best "leet" article but does that really mean anything at all. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:47, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Persons, I am fixing this article(s). Please pay close attention and make sure I do not step on your pet cat(s). EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:38, January 14, 2012 (UTC) OK, I'm done. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:43, January 15, 2012 (UTC) Carped; the score has spoked and the article has changen. 1234 ~ 03:08, 16 January 2012

What old women want

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	This is bad. -- The Zombiebaron 16:10, January 27, 2012 (UTC) I don't know what old women want, but no one wants this article. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:53, January 28, 2012 (UTC) I want this article... in my pants! Pup 10:32 28 Jan '12 Redirect to Sex. -- 21:50, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Redirect to User:Roman Dog Bird ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:31, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Mahatma Gandhi

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	To the ashbin of history Merge or redirect to Mohandas Gandhi, and let's build up that page. This one is blah to the blah extent, except one picture, which can be moved. Aleister 9:56 26-1-'12 The first paragraph says it all. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:05, January 26, 2012 (UTC) Delete Vital topic, so there should be only one good page on it. Pup 06:46 27 Jan '12 Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:51, January 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, January 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete. I did try to rewrite it, though. Maybe you can use whatever I did write to fix the other one up? --Scofield & 1337 14:28, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Well, maybe it's no that bad, but it is bad and needs work. Teams of horses could work on it and just muddy it up, but a team of writers may be able to bring some sense into this guy's life history. He never did want to be called Mahatma though, and disliked anyone using that. Then again, he didn't want to be called "pious midget grabby-hands destitute asshole" either, but plenty of Indian women did call him that, which made him bitter and revengeful. Aleister 13:50 26-1-'12