Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive226

Pentetrator Perpetrator

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Guess what, you didn't do the review, so you lack the right to complain. Regardless, it has some formatting issues, and it lacks images, but I fucking love this article. I'll resuscitate it myself if I have to. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:53, Friday 07 January 2011 - Keep Closer to a feature than a deletion. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:39, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	What The Hell Is This Shit? I saw this on Pee Review, and the author expects someone to review this despite the fact that he did not follow HTBFANJS. If I did the review, I would have said for him to scrap it and start new, which then he would not listen, so I'm doing it for him.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:49, January 7, 2011 (UTC) Forgot about the day limit, and had no idea Lythirya was reviewing this. I really neeed to start thinking before I react.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:14, January 7, 2011 (UTC) Token delete. Nomination is invalid, but I don't like where this is going: Nonsense title, starts with "the alias of an unknown Yugoslavian, bisexual walrus rapist"--that is, I am not bound by anything, even being funny, remainder uses perversion as though it's a meme. Colin, if you're working with the author, guide him away from the Dark Side of the Force. Spıke ¬ 02:58 7-Jan-11 PS: Iwillkillyou333, your instinctive use of obscenity gives the impression of confrontation. You do not "lack the right to complain," but in this forum we aren't discussing giving advice to the new user but destroying his work. Move with more circumspection. Spıke ¬ 03:01 7-Jan-11 Well exactly, if he isn't going to actually attempt help, only destroy, when someone is actively seeking it, then there is little right to complain about the article's quality, as the author was clearly looking to improve. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:05, Friday 07 January 2011 -
Comments	Invalid Nom As per the article only being 2 days old, still being worked on, and currently being up for review. (Thanks, Lyrithya!) - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:55, Friday 07 January 2011 - InB4 me. Gotta type faster. Spıke ¬ 02:58 7-Jan-11 STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME! All of you! 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 03:01, 7 January, 2011 (UTC) But seriously, I was actually reviewing it when Colin noticed this nomination... please, check articles' histories and what links to them before putting them up for deletion. Sense, rules, etc. This can be a stepping stone that the writer can work from with future articles, or even become a rather messed-up gem if he really plays it right. Definitely nowhere close yet, but... eh. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 03:02, 7 January, 2011 (UTC) My fault for writing a PS, then fixing a typo in it. I concur with you. Spıke ¬ 03:04 7-Jan-11 Voting closed. ~ 11:04, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Gene Simmons

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Shitty. pillow talk 18:46, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Jew jokes. Sex jokes. Blowjob jokes. A cheap hatchet job. Spıke ¬ 19:37 4-Jan-11 Delete. Article with very poor jokes and no solid concept. Must either be deleted, or reset. --Scofield 21:01, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:46, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed and redirected to KISS. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:59, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Genevieve Gorder

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Nice rack! Analyzing Gorder's television career while being unable to see over her breasts is not overly creative but it is quite funny. Fix the red-links. Spıke ¬ 19:33 4-Jan-11 Keep. Boobies.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:48, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not bad enough. Not that funny either, but written well-enough. --Scofield 21:16, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Keep.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:45, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. This 2006 stub is basically a verbose way of saying "I JACK OFF TO TRADING SPACES." pillow talk 18:40, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I'm starting to think that BUTT POOP!!!! is the only article featuring boobies that ever has, or will, be deleted. pillow talk 18:04, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Tits save the day. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:57, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Numa Numa

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Amusing.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Patently unfunny attempt to capitalize on an Internet meme. pillow talk 22:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I missed the entire wave and am not going back to catch up. The section on Lyrics made me think of the various A Day at the Language Lesson articles in the Harvard Lampoon. Except that what we've got here is patently unfunny. Spıke ¬ 23:40 5-Jan-11 Delete. Grues, flying spaghetti monsters, cults, bad conspiracy theories, and bad translations; this article has it all! → I am greatSoup? 23:59 5-Jan-11 ← Deluge and redirect to the blatantly much better and also perfect Star Wars Kid. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:56, January 6, 2011 (UTC) While being not well written could be resolved here, the fact that all it is, apparently, is a random list of randoms would be harder. What meme? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:12, 6 January, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The reference to grues put me off. --Scofield 08:36, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	As a side note, the redirect articles Nomic, Nevada-tan, Dragostea din tei, and Dragostea Din Tei were created for this article or redirect to this article. Nomic and Nevada-tan redirect to other articles, but this is the only article that links to them. → I am greatSoup? 23:59 5-Jan-11 ←

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Score: 7
Keep (1)	Keep. Looks like a good starting point. Not really crap enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:49, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)	Delete. I believe this is a worse starting point for this article than a blank page, or even a page that contains, simply, the words "INCEST BUTTRAPE." pillow talk 22:52, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Olaf: Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit. Spıke ¬ 23:33 5-Jan-11 Delete. I feel smarter having read this article, unfortunately, my now-overgrown head has fallen over and made me type this comment into the "Delete" section. → I am greatSoup? 23:45 5-Jan-11 ← Delete. Crappy Snappy.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:37, January 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. lol VFD. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:49, January 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete Mildly unforgivable. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:10, January 6, 2011 (UTC) Unfunny, poorly written and self-contradictory, this article tries to excuse itself within its own body and can't even do that right. I'm not sure what this has worth saving, but then again, it contradicts itself so much that it was probably something it wound up denying later. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:05, 6 January, 2011 (UTC) CRAP Nuff said. --Scofield 08:55, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
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ACT

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Delete. Possibly the worst comedic treatment of the ACT test that I can think of. pillow talk 22:47, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Try to read this article, you. So the intro tasked me--but promptly Section 1 was about necrophiliacs raping old corpses, a short digression before we return to the theme, that SAT and ACT are super-adversaries, despite itself being a Wacky War setting. Then interviews with shrieking test-takers, as though the reader will relent and excuse them from taking the test; then a very poorly done satire of the test itself. Spıke ¬ 23:31 5-Jan-11 Yeech. → I am greatSoup? 23:38 5-Jan-11 ← WTF??. Was this supposed to be...funny? Sounds like an immature 13-year-old got his hands on his daddy's computer and spent 5 minutes being an idoit. DELETE IT NOW! --none 00:58, January 6, 2011 (UTC) FUCK THIS SHIT After reading that I went insane and punched a baby.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:40, January 6, 2011 (UTC) Now that's just bad writing. It's also stupid. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 20:58, 6 January, 2011 (UTC) Delete. On one hand, it actually has an original and creative story. On the other hand, it's dumb and unfunny. --Scofield 08:33, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Butters Stotch

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Retells some South Park jokes, out of context. What little is original content, sucks. Redirect to South Park. pillow talk 22:43, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What Hype said. Spıke ¬ 23:25 5-Jan-11 Oh christ -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:02, January 6, 2011 (UTC) O_o Er... out of context, eh? I'll take your word for it. Doesn't even mention South Park in the body of the article that I noticed, though. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 20:55, 6 January, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:15, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

SubZero

Score: 0
Keep (1)	This is a work in progress. This nom is premature. Let's give it a week or two. pillow talk 22:29, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Ugly, All-caps written... just awful. Can't say more. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 13:02, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Although it has changed since M&M wrote that, it is still full of memes and random. Overall just unfunny, and the formatting makes no sense. → I am greatSoup? 18:05 5-Jan-11 ← I un-voted cause I don't think it is fair to VFD it when the article in its current form (not a user_talk) was all made today. → I am greatSoup? 18:25 5-Jan-11 ←
Comments	User Sub Zero today moved User talk:SubZero to SubZero: To make the page make more sense. It still doesn't. He has, however, added an illustration; and nominator has not added {{VFD}}. I say give him a couple of days to see where he's going with this. Spıke ¬ 13:13 5-Jan-11 Can we put an ICU on this then ? It's pretty terrible at the moment. Coronium 18:01, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Nominator did add {{VFD}}, author removed it in his following edit. M&M didn't put "+vfd" into that edit's description, but it was the one at 05:02, January 5, 2011 (UTC). I am re-adding it. → I am greatSoup? 18:05 5-Jan-11 ← I stand corrected on that. However, though the page is three years old, the attempt to tug it in a new direction is in its first day, and I'm going to wait for the author, even if he doesn't know the VFD rules. I have explained this to the author and invited him to come here and explain himself. However, I find that Iwillkillyou333 is InB4, with his usual threatening message claiming, with no authority, to speak for the rest of us. Spıke ¬ 18:17 5-Jan-11 Yeah, I suppose you are correct, most of the actual editing of the article is still in the first day... The original creation was the creation of the user page, not the actual article. Seems like he kinda screwed himself there, since that makes it so the article would be valid for VFD (I guess). → I am greatSoup? 18:23 5-Jan-11 ← Is there a way of putting this article in his namespace for now and telling him about it?--Sycamore (Talk) 19:15, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Any user has the power to do both of these things, but a better way, to avoid short-circuiting the VFD debate, is for us just to hold our fire for a day or two and see where he takes the page. It is already much more than the single, oversize illustration and two lines of uppercase text it was when nominated. Spıke ¬ 19:18 5-Jan-11 This article was found sad and lonely, and I decided to adopt it and make it all happy again, since the adoption it has made plenty of progress and I hope that you will all agree to this... Sub Zero 10:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC) This nomination is not kosher on several accounts (premature, no VFD tag originally etc). I'm going to close it and place a {{WIP}} tag instead. SubZero, you've got a week to make it more presentable. Good luck. ~ 11:52, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

General Secretary of the Republican Party of the United States

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. This 2005 stub is basically a verbose way of saying "DICK CHENEY IS A SMELLY POO." pillow talk 18:38, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. People, feel free to bash Dick Cheney; only, bash him about specifics, get the specifics right, and don't mix in personal opinion, as in "sabotaging efforts...to improve the country and the world." Spıke ¬ 19:29 4-Jan-11 Delete. what they said. --Mn-z 02:50, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I think there is an oblique Dick Cheney as Joe Stalin joke in here somewhere but it has been poorly executed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:28, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Fuk Obama and his attempts at world peace and trying to make sure poor American old biddies can get a hip replacement. Don't tread on me, fuk yeah....--Sycamore (Talk) 12:51, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Gene Hoglan

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. If memory serves, HTBFANJS specifically mentions this kind of drummer article as something that should not be written. pillow talk 18:36, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Reads like an excerpt from a Wiki article that someone pilfered and tried to change a few words around to make it humorous. Nothing worht saving. --—John Lydon 18:53, January 4, 2011 (UTC) "a badass motherfucker....riteous dude!!!" This bad fancruft cheerleads more than informs, and much more than amuses. Spıke ¬ 19:26 4-Jan-11 Delete. Drive-by drivel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:47, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. → I am greatSoup? 22:46 5-Jan-11 ←
Comments

Generalisimo Severiano Javier Figueira Liste de Juncal de la Costa Trasmonte y Oroso

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. I think we could probably manage to live without this one. pillow talk 18:34, January 4, 2011 (UTC) I'm Agin' sit Not only is it an article about a fictional character done poorly, it manages to contradict itself on several occasions. That's a big no go.--—John Lydon 18:48, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Kudos, John; I could not read this closely enough to even come to that conclusion. Spıke ¬ 19:23 4-Jan-11 Delete. per above and whatnot. --Mn-z 02:44, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. But keep the pic. Looks like Francisco Franco so perhaps move it to the Spain article if there is no Franco one. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

General Man

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. This article is really awesome and I'm sure glad we've had it for four years and that no fewer than three admins have edited it. pillow talk 18:31, January 4, 2011 (UTC) What is this about?! It's so random, I can't decipher it! --—John Lydon 18:44, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The "comedy concept," a totally generic person, is more an excuse to write about nothing than a concept. It has "recent" vandalism but there's no point removing it. Spıke ¬ 19:20 4-Jan-11 Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. But honestly, I'd really not want Uncyclopedians to forget about this legendary article. Preserve it somewhere other than the mainspace, so that we can give the n00bs an example of how NOT to write an article. --Scofield 21:08, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. → I am greatSoup? 21:16 5-Jan-11 ←
Comments

Generalized Ignunce Disorder

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. 'Dillo ICU'ed it moments after its completion. Someone else removed the tag, and it's now sat in our wiki like a big smelly poo for two years. pillow talk 18:42, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 02:37, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Power point presentation. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:45, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:44, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	My biggest question is why the woman in the photo is white. Apart from that, it would be the usual stereotype of poor black women. That by itself isn't funny--and no one needs a page on the made-up malady "Ignunce"--but there could be a good article somewhere around here. Spıke ¬ 19:42 4-Jan-11 I think the author is British (or from some minor nation in the British commonwealth), therefore, s/he probably doesn't clearly understand the difference between black culture and redneck culture. --Mn-z 02:37, January 5, 2011 (UTC) That's why we have you here to delineate that for us.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Genesis (band)

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Great starting point, major topic.--Sycamore (Talk) 23:01, January 4, 2011 (UTC) But see Hyperbole in Comments--Someone else started and finished. Spıke ¬ 02:01 5-Jan-11
Delete (6)	Delete. HEY I WANT TO WRITE MY OWN UNCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE! OKAY I WROTE IT NOW WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT? OH HOW ABOUT I PRETEND I WAS WRITING ABOUT GENESIS ALL ALONG? pillow talk 18:44, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. - Author obviously didn't read UN:HTBFANJS. Coronium 21:24, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Per comment of Hyperbole. Spıke ¬ 02:01 5-Jan-11 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:20, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Scofield 21:03, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What Hyperbole said. → I am greatSoup? 22:48 5-Jan-11 ←
Comments	There is a concept in here waiting to get out, a presentation of the significant rock band Genesis as having something to do with Biblical creation. But even before the vandalism arrived, it was pretty dumb and had a chronology of nonsense year numbers. Spıke ¬ 19:40 4-Jan-11 Please note: Genesis is a very similar article with a very similar concept. pillow talk 23:02, January 4, 2011 (UTC) But it's not the same topic is it, it's a parody of the book in the Bible with added Phil Collins, not the full scrotal thrust of an actual article dedicated to Collin's work. Think twice.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:58, January 5, 2011 (UTC) So you think we should have articles on both "Bible + Phil Collins" and "Phil Collins + Bible"? The next time I need one of my hairs cut lengthwise with an exacto knife, I'll keep you in mind... pillow talk 18:03, January 5, 2011 (UTC) You can't afford me.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:16, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fishmen

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Delete. Incomprehensible, ugly and unfunny excuse for an article. Coronium 21:37, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Oscar Wilde, Wacky inter-species War, eyebeams, "racist extremist movements" with acronyms--This article uses decent Shoops but hangs text off them merely because it has been used in articles in the past; that is, finishes the page with no plan for how it's going to be funny. Also, "Fishmen"? "Fisherman" is a word (and a Featured Article). "Fishwife" is a word too, and it's available, offering the strategy of being surreal but purporting to write about something real. Spıke ¬ 21:48 4-Jan-11 Delete. Randumb, no redeeming value, and hasn't been meaningfully edited in years. → I am greatSoup? 23:29 4-Jan-11 ← Delete. babble which apparently is just filler to post images of fishpeoples (which in turn aren't that funny.) --Mn-z 02:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This article rots from the head downwards. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Could have been a nice silly article, but the writing is just too horrible. --Scofield 20:58, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. *snores*--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:42, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Also, I don't get why people link to nonexistant articles, especially rediculous ones like "Fish Jesus" and "Manfish", and several others on there. Something like that, you should check if it exists first. Even if you don't do that, at least he should have noticed after he saved it and gone back to remove the link. </rant> → I am greatSoup? 23:29 4-Jan-11 ← Yup, red-links, like badly coded section heads, is an epic fail at the "coding" aspect of writing an article; it increases the time-to-repair and makes VFD voters look harder for other signs of poor quality. Any deliberate red-links should be tagged with code comments to other editors. (For UnNews, there's more in UnNews:Style Sec. 5.4.) Spıke ¬ 00:12 5-Jan-11

Syria

Score: -3
Keep (3)	Keep. About as good as most very poor countries on the site. It's not too bad, but needs a fair bit of work.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:44, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Adequate, at least it isn't stupid randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:08, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Saved. It's in English now, and 5% funnier, meaning still not. 02:04 4-Jan-11 PS--Now with three photos and authentic humor; not throughout, but saveworthy. Spıke ¬ 02:17 5-Jan-11 Romartus with the assist. Spıke ¬ 18:08 5-Jan-11
Delete (0)	#Delete. Extremely poor article that serves as nothing other than a magnet for vandalism that none of us seem to care enough about to clean up. pillow talk 18:16, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Withdrawn. I'll call that saved. pillow talk 18:06, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Yes, it's extremely poor even after sweeping away the obvious vandalism. Country articles from "the old country" always attract editors who want to boost foreign acceptance of their country, retaliate against humor that they perceive as an attack, prosecute domestic politics in an international forum, or just vandalize. We ought to have an article on every country (or at least a composite article on Arabia), and it ought to have a curator. I do so for a half dozen, mostly in Latin America, but have no skill to take this one on. Fred lives nearby, doesn't he? Spıke ¬ 18:25 3-Jan-11 I live closer, when I'm at home and not pretending to live in Amsterdam. Also, Kept. ~ 18:30, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Game:2012: The Game and subpages

Score: 0
Keep (5)	Keep. I've seen worse, nobody cares about 2012 exept for Retards, It just needs some work. - Another n00b 12:12, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. C'mon, people. Let's give it a chance. --Scofield 19:56, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Everybody, please keep my game. I'm not finished it yet. It's a promising game. Maybe we can all work together and work on it. I would appreciate it. --MANIAC MCPEE 01:20, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I'm probably a fool with my pants on the ground, but it seems ok to me. Compared with most games that have been around this is well in the top third or so. And Maniac mcpee wants to work on it some more (maybe get more pics on the pages. I never knew why more games weren't well illustrated, it's an art that has an open field to it), and this time he seems serious, so that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Aleister 1:32 4 1 '11 Weak keep per my longstanding policy of "Give a writer more time to work on it if he asks for it." The keep is weak because "Maniac McPee" is conducting himself like a mouth-breathing fuckwit. pillow talk 19:45, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Yes, he is arm-twisting not persuading. Spıke ¬ 20:01 4-Jan-11 Hey, it's pronounced Mcpee, not McPee. -- 23:02, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. Cruft. NRV. Abandoned. Stubby. In-jokey. Badly formatted. Poor spelling. Incomplete. Derivative. Boring. Unfunny. 'Nuff said. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 09:19, Jan 2 2011 UTC Per above. 1234 ~ 15:48, 2 January 2011 Yes -- The Zombiebaron 18:45, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I agree with the above adjectives, and would also like to add TEDIOUS. To really get the full "article" and all of its "jokes" you have to travel from link to link to link. Then back 3. Then another 6 links. Then back 4. And so on. And so on. --Username18 05:27, January 3, 2011 (UTC) C:\> Run "2012/Open Creepy Room error # 215568. Short, unfunny, retarded → I am greatSoup? 22:23 3-Jan-11 ← Removing vote because it looks like he is making honest attempts to improve it, so maybe it deserves another chance → I am greatSoup? 18:40 4-Jan-11 ← Delete. - unfinished, and very little humour value at all. Coronium 13:53, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	"I've seen worse" is a stupid reason to keep. That's like saying the war in Afghanistan is great because second world war was worse. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 12:42, Jan 2 2011 UTC Yes, But there is literally no reason to delete it. It violates HTBFANJS, but It probably is based off of Zork, Which wasn't funny, but was great. Game:2012: The Game is just average, but that's what 90% of the shit on this site is. - Another n00b 12:59, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Literally no reason to delete it? POTR listed eleven. Some of them overlap some, but they are all valid reasons to put something up for deletion; put them all together and that is a reason to delete it in of itself. 1234 ~ 15:48, 2 January 2011 If it is not "funny but just stupid" (and voters see no hope of its improvement) then it doesn't belong here, regardless of how you feel about the underlying subject matter. That there are bigger targets is a classic non-reason. We'll get to them in due time. Spıke ¬ 15:53 2-Jan-11 Okay, assume that we jumped back a month and looked at this, and decided then it's only been around for a fortnight - let's give the creators a chance to improve it. Since that time we've twiddled our thumbs and waited for the improvement, and nothing has come of it. Then we've looked at it again and said Chance was given - let's remove it unless it's funny or someone is willing to take it over. If you are volunteering I'm more that happy for it to be put in userspace, but unless it took you away in your roflcopter piloted by lolcats then as far as I'm concerned it has had chances, it has fallen well short of QA, and unless a user wants it, kill it. After all, even if it is deleted there is always the possibility that a friendly admin has hack it back into user space later. No reason to keep, and if by keeping garbage we encourage the growth of more garbage, then I suggest we get rid of it. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 00:08, Jan 3 2011 UTC Yeah, on this subject, I just wanna add that the point of VFD is to take out the trash. Do garbage men figure that they can leave a trash bin there because there are a lot of other trash bins down the street? No. Why? Because then none of the bins would get picked up. → I am greatSoup? 22:23 3-Jan-11 ← Leave the goddamn game alone. I'm going to work on it. I was busy on other stuff, okay? Seriously, don't delete the fucking game. Period. Got that? --MANIAC MCPEE 01:22, January 4, 2011 (UTC) As you continue your work, please address the other concerns POTR raised, then, or I suspect it will find its way back here again even if it is kept now... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 01:40, 4 January, 2011 (UTC) Calm down, dude. Profane language and demands aren't the way to get what you want. If you don't feel it should be deleted, then explain why and leave it up to people to decide. People don't like getting sworn at and being told what not to do. Anyways, as it stands, a positive one score isn't gonna get it deleted, anyways, so just cool it. And you aught to do what Lyrithya said, or move it to your user space, if you don't want to see it here again. → I am greatSoup? 05:49 4-Jan-11 ← I've made some improvements to a part of the game. You can move it to my userspace if you want, I'll finish with it there. --Scofield 14:30, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Wouldn't this be an invalid nom since it now has a WIP tag? --—John Lydon 15:28, January 4, 2011 (UTC) It was nominated before the WIP tag was added. If you follow that logic, anyone could save any article on VFD just by putting a WIP tag on the article. → I am greatSoup? 18:13 4-Jan-11 ← I see said the blind man. Thanks for the clarification. --—John Lydon 18:40, January 4, 2011 (UTC) My article is good enough right now. It just needs a bit of work. -- 01:23, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Kept~ 18:44, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Bebo

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Keep. Quite a major subject, not too bad and I think this has a few laughs.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:06, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. A real article about something real. Illustration is very good. Needs urgent work: Typing "typical chav vandalism" into an article isn't funny, even in the sense of "pages in the style of the thing they're about," because it's not funny if you can't tell it from stupid. Get rid of the nonsense numbers, the cheerleading, and the rantiness. Spıke ¬ 12:59 2-Jan-11  Yeah, delete But let's keep it anyway. Aleister 13:05 3 1 '11 C'mon, n00b meant Delete and I've moved it to the correct row, which won't result in deletion. Romartus got three days off for imprecision. Hint hint. Spıke ¬ 13:08 3-Jan-11
Delete (3)	Delete. Gay and stupid. Enough said.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:01, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Looks like an Encyclopedia Dramatica page, but without the advertisement banners. xD - Another n00b 12:51, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia has too many articles which are entirely based on paedophile jokes. Bebo is crap, but that's not an excuse to write a crap article about it. Coronium 18:19, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Thanks for the warning, spike.... - Another n00b 14:29, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Kept. Also, Another nOOb, you misplaced your comment format. Good thing I'm not a murderous amphibian. ~ 18:42, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Captain Beefheart

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Keep. Needs work, not deleting.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:07, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Researching my Delete vote for this, yet another "Invent a person and ramble about him," made me flip. A previous version was deleted in 2005, and one voter commented that Captain Beefheart is the name of a musician. (1965-82). So the "moons of the planet Zappa" and the tedious list of drugs is actually about something, though going whole-hog toward satire of the Wikipedia biography would be much funnier. On the talk page, author berates Anon for an apparently invalid VFD attempt, and this article was unscathed by last year's VFD jihad against Captain articles. Another reader on the talk page wanted photos, and a bull in a Superman cape is perfect. Spıke ¬ 12:54 2-Jan-11 Keep. For SPIKE not knowing who Captain Beefheart is, was. Died just last week or so, RIP good Captain. Aleister 13:56 2 1 '11 If you do, please consider digging in and making this page more (clearly) topical. Spıke ¬ 14:06 2-Jan-11 Keep.For posterity, the man's name was Don Van Vliet, and he was one of the most interesting and original musicians and painters I think we've ever seen. It's maybe not a worthy tribute, but keep the living hell out of it. Myocardialinfarction 15:24, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Also quite a bit of his stuff is hilarious. Search on youtube for, say, "The thousand and tenth day of the human totem pole", which has lyrics like "The man at the bottom was smiling. It hadn't rained or manured in over two hours." Myocardialinfarction 15:29, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. The article just needs some more work put into it, it's not unfixable like Captain Understatement was, I added some fake links and fixed some minor continuity issues - Another n00b 17:17, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. Random and Unfunny--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:11, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Gad! I think its terrible. Nothing funny, just stupid. I would say a conditional keep IF it gets rewritten about the musician. Right now it's nonsense. HTBSANJF. Moronic. But I wish we had a good article on him, and I hope this forces the writer to settle down and read HTBFANJS then redo this properly.--Funnybony    22:05, Jan 2 What... is this? So perhaps it's paralleling something, referencing his actual works, maybe, but the implementation is still such that it is so completely not clear here that all it comes across as is a pile of utter nonsense, far as I'm concerned... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:05, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Lyrinthya: So how is that not clear? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:21, January 5, 2011 (UTC) Kept~ 18:39, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Justine Bieber

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep Trust me, I've seen worse on this site. Hell, I got nommed for NoTY back when I first started this article. Does that not say something? -- Loquacious T 11:52, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not great, not really poor enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:08, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I agree with above. Badly made, but was quite funny. - Another n00b 12:14, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I hate to admit this is not the usual crap we are fed on this page if it delays the author from replacing this article's memes with real humor. Spıke ¬ 12:42 2-Jan-11 Keep. Rather terrible presentation, not good implementation, but it has a concept and it sticks to it, so meh. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 20:59, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	KILL!!!! Now this is just plain stupid.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:24, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A really BAD start. Needs total rewrite, starting with good angle.--Funnybony    22:08, Jan 2
Comments	Kept~ 18:40, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

List of Sonic Characters Nobody's Ever Heard Of

Score: 2
Keep (7)	I laughed. And that's good enough for me. -- 20:19, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Solely because you people need to come up with better reasons to delete this. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with the title or the the subject matter. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:00, 2 January 2011 Keep Captain Ersatz. That's all I have to say. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:07, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:09, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not horrible and funny in parts. And four other keep votes by established users should be a keeper number. Aleister 13:08 3 1 '11 Keep. probably the least worst way to cover the subject matter. --Mn-z 18:39, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Which is? :)mAttlobster. (hello) 18:42, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Snowball Keep. Per Aleister, if you will. pillow talk 01:20, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (9)	Delete. This list of 27 obscure (or totally made-up) Sonic characters adds only one aspect not found in the original cartoon: telling us how slutty most of them really are. Spıke ¬ 15:26 1-Jan-11 Delete. Fails QA. Read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS. --Scofield 16:27, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Er... what? 1234 ~ 16:33, 1 January 2011 When you get a Rejection Notice from ChiefjusticeDS, where you expected to see your page, this is often how it reads. Scofield might have seen one of these recently. Spıke ¬ 18:26 2-Jan-11 A... what? I mean, that is one of the default delete reasons or something, but... it doesn't make any sense here. O_o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:58, 3 January, 2011 (UTC) If nobody has ever heard of them, why exactly do they merit an article? That aside, it's an idiocy magnet that as far as I can tell never was anything save for a pile of mostly perverse fancruft. 1234 ~ 16:33, 1 January 2011 Delete. If they are never heard of, then nobody cares about them.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:27, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It's not an article, it's just a list of characters in a worn-out game series nobody likes, with most of the entry's being either made up or having the exact same (unfunny) jokes as the section above it. - Another n00b 13:08, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:19, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete None of it is funny. No effort has been put into producing this artile. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:50, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What everyone else said, but in German.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:46, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Random and unfunny unless you're familiar with the game. Having said that, it's probably still random and unfunny if you're familiar with the game. Coronium 18:32, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Mentioned last month during the debate on Goemon: Mystical Ninja. Spıke ¬ 15:26 1-Jan-11 Kept ~ 18:34, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Tex Avery

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep. Major topic, nice starting point. Not too bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:21, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Lets not murder it so fast. --Shabidoo 03:26, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Keep It's cute--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:29, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Where's the article? I bet if someone would write something it would help... but as it is, there's so little and so much random and huh? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ -- 06:41, 30 December, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dismal. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:16, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Kerkill What is currently there probably wouldn't survive a rewrite or expansion. And it is definitely a necessary topic, so it should be added to UN:REQ after it is deleted. Also, Chuck Jones could kick Tex Avery's ass. Just saying. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:41, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Fucking lame. I did not laugh. pillow talk 01:22, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Author's only big problem is when he tries to explain something--Make it up, that'll be funny--He got AIDS, he killed a hobo, ha ha ha. Unfortunately, the only other thing in this article is lists that play with movie titles. Spıke ¬ 10:50 30-Dec-10 Kept~ 18:32, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Mario's Head

Score: -1
Keep (5)	Keep I like it. Mario's Head is my favorite video game character. He's made many appearances from Mario Teaches Typing all the way to Super Mario Galaxy 2. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:14, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep I hate video game articles. This however does have a surreal something to it. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:29, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:51, 1 January 2011 Keep. Mario gave me head once. Aleister 13:09 3 1 '11 Keep. Good enough for jazz. pillow talk 01:21, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. Unfunny, meme heavy gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:20, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Indeed. 1234 ~ 03:29, 30 December 2010 Delete. Mario's disembodied, floating head becomes a made-up character to contrive to say things about. Spıke ¬ 11:16 30-Dec-10 Delete. The only humor here is random, crappy humor. --Scofield 17:36, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Cor blimey! Y'all forgot to put on the VFD tag! Lucky I did it for ya. --Scofield 17:31, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Oops. Didn't scroll down to the bottom of the page, sorry. Anyways, I removed the extra one, just one tag for the article now. --Scofield 17:36, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Kept --ChiefjusticePS3 09:53, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Jell-o-ism

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	De-1337 this piece of crap and anyone who laughs at it. --EMC [TALK] 09:00 Jan 4 2011 Delete. Short attempt to cast Jell-o as the object of a cult religion spends all its time stating that "some claim" some weak factoid, then knocking down the weak claim. Consequently, makes no point nor joke. Spıke ¬ 12:11 4-Jan-11 Delete. Not Funny. --—John Lydon 15:15, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Smite. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. As per above → I am greatSoup? 18:20 4-Jan-11 ←
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Dead Baby Jokes

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	Delete. It's a collection of jokes that have been circulating for - well, decades, probably. It's not original content and really doesn't belong on Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 20:11, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Half of them could be moved directly to Paedopaedia. Spıke ¬ 20:29 3-Jan-11 Agree with above Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 21:18, Jan 3 2011 UTC Delete. Unfunny sick. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:01, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Aye, I, personally, find these offensive and agree that they really don't belong on Uncyclopedia. Ignoring the sick jokes, it really isn't a good article, anyways. It isn't even an article; it is an intro followed by a huge list. I'd probably vote keep if it was an article on this type of joke, and then maybe had one or two of them to illustrate points. → I am greatSoup? 22:04 3-Jan-11 ← Delete. Dead Snigger Storage. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:54, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. In bad taste, a little sick, and not funny at all. --Scofield 15:13, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What do a dead baby and this article have in common? Neither of them are funny. --—John Lydon 15:23, January 4, 2011 (UTC) Ah hah, nice one. → I am greatSoup? 18:22 4-Jan-11 ←
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Adhesive Wars of 1820

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLFUCK Seriously. What a piece of garbage. --EMC [TALK] 23:27 Jan 2 2011 Delete. A short article, of the Wacky War genre, with no photo, apropos of nothing. Pro tip: Don't create acronyms for organizations you haven't yet given us a reason to care about. Spıke ¬ 23:41 2-Jan-11 Delete. FAIL. Worst war article i've seen. - Another n00b 23:52, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Only funny for chronic glue sniffers. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:49, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Hey! Don't knock it till you've tried it. Aleister 13:02 3 1 '11 Delete. An article well and truly stuck in stupidity.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:32, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. No concept, no coherence, no nothing. --Scofield 12:31, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:45, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Yeah... This is literally... nothing. Made up wars are fine and all, but at least have a point and some funny. Delete. Just listen to Gluey Porch Treatments instead. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:20, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
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The English School Nicosia

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep This is better than anything I've read from you guize. Let's feature it, dood. Stephen Colbert 07:57, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Probably made by the students of this school in order to become famous. Also it sucks. --M&M (christmas mood) 11:39, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:05, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Pro tip to future writers of schoolcruft: You are not going to be able to tell us anything about your classmates, teachers, and administrators that's profound, or even unusual. Virtuoso writing could save a boarding-school article, but this guy regales us with Greek-language jokes, says "quite frankly" in the intro (then what does that mean the rest of the article is?) and starts the body reciting Star Wars. That is, it's about him, alone on stage, not about the reader. Spıke ¬ 13:03 2-Jan-11 Delete. Fails QA. Read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS. --Scofield 17:04, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Expel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:15, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Boringest article ever. --MANIAC MCPEE 04:52, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Game:ASCIIFIGHT and subpages

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Solely on the basis of its unique design. --Scofield 20:00, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Abandoned. Incomplete. Derivative. Boring. Unfunny. 'Nuff said. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 09:45, Jan 2 2011 UTC I'll just... echo what POTR said. Since he pretty much hit it all again. 1234 ~ 15:54, 2 January 2011 Yes -- The Zombiebaron 18:44, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Waste of server space. --Username18 05:19, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Good Idea, but the problem is that It's unfinished, And So the game is almost unplayable. - Another n00b 12:58, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:46, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	The problem with deleting this is, if such a unique game is removed, it will probably never come back. It will be a really sad loss of an idea in my opinion. --Scofield 16:25, January 3, 2011 (UTC) Did I mention derivative? Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 20:55, Jan 3 2011 UTC

Korean Feet

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. created in one edit last month. Not really a concept. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:49, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Nonsense numbers in the intro prepare us for a nonsense article on a Wacky Disease. The article is not much more than a list of lists of bullet-points of memes. Spıke ¬ 20:15 1-Jan-11 Delete. Very, very poor. --Scofield 21:26, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Oh Hell No Burn this and watch it suffer--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:25, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:17, January 2, 2011 (UTC) More confusing than funny, something about a lack of clear concept and a great deal of nonsense and listy stuff that made my eyes glaze over. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 06:02, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	The article was not "created in one edit"; the history, which nominators are supposed to check, indicates that this article was developed (I use the term loosely) in userspace last summer in his userspace after an in-progress template timed out. Deletion will probably happen before he visits the site again, but he'd probably want it userspaced. Spıke ¬ 20:14 1-Jan-11 He actually said that in the edit summary, aye... so... hmm. I'd be for userspacing it instead of deleting it, meself. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 06:02, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Final Fantasy III

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Article without any sort of concept. Does nothing other than waste your time. --Scofield 12:17, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "A Final Fantasy game that's existence has been questioned." The entire remainder of the intro debates with itself whether the article's subject exists; and the rest of this stub debates with itself everything it says. Spıke ¬ 15:29 31-Dec-10 What they said. 1234 ~ 16:22, 1 January 2011 Delete. GARBAGE!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:29, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:20, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Super Friends

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. More epic listcruft. The only important characters in the list already have their own page. Spıke ¬ 17:11 1-Jan-11 Delete. Pointless rubbish. --Scofield 17:35, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Even a donkey's asshole looks better than this garbage--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:10, January 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:22, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Also mentioned last month during the debate on Goemon: Mystical Ninja: related to it by the common use of a link to PINGAS. Spıke ¬ 17:11 1-Jan-11

Priston Tale

Score: 5
Keep (3)	Keep. Moar work, you get the idea.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:33, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. There are some funny original jokes and could be edited --Shabidoo 03:26, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (8)	Delete. "Korean MMORPG....Priston Tale has become a game that very few people know....the try out to do a MMORPG in the style of childish pixelated children didn't occurred too well." Not endearing pidgin English. Just a bad piece of gamecruft. Spıke ¬ 22:36 28-Dec-10 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, December 28, 2010 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:07, December 29, 2010 (UTC) Bad writing, random, lack of focus, bad writing... 1234 ~ 01:56, 30 December 2010 Delete This is hopelesss. The only thing salvagable from this is some of the capital F's. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:31, December 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If this isn't huffed, I'm putting on the Steamroller template. Just a big fat mess. --Scofield 17:05, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:59, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. PIECE OF SHIT--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:31, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	If deleted, {{Hong Kong Infobox}} will be an orphan, as even Hong Kong no longer uses it. Spıke ¬ 15:35 31-Dec-10 Oh no! That would be sad. We must find it a home.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:31, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Spear Pillar

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Obliterate. Another Pokemess courtesy of EvilPalkia. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:19, December 31, 2010 (UTC) CRAP How do fanboys get away with writing such bullshit? --Scofield 17:26, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Section 1.2 scolds all readers who are not lucky enough to be the author and who ask the obvious question, WTF? At the least, this doesn't read like an encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 17:45 31-Dec-10 It's more unintelligent now since the Palkia and Dialga pages have been deleted. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:00, December 31, 2010 (UTC) pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 23:03, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:58, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Ye-es... 'Go read those pages first...' and they've been deleted... sums it up, really. 1234 ~ 16:18, 1 January 2011 Delete I have been living under a rock since Pokemon Emerald came out in 2005. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:13, January 1, 2011 (UTC) OH NOES! -- 20:20, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Final Fantasy III (DS version)

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	One of the worst gaming articles I've ever read. Has absolutely no connection to the actual game. --Scofield 12:17, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:02, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "crushing magic and pony's together in a gooey mess"--If this were either well-written or well-coded, I could have left the decision to the gamers here. Spıke ¬ 17:05 31-Dec-10 On one hand, it has content... on the other hand, it's stupid. 1234 ~ 16:24, 1 January 2011 Delete. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:27, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
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