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Computer illiterate newbie needs dumb question answered

The Pee Review page doesn't seem very helpful, how exactly does one get their work reviewed (pissed on?) so that it may be featured on the front page? Thank you for your help.--Elydavis 01:34, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, the first step is to write a page. This step is pretty important, as you can imagine. Next, go to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review. There, at the bottom of the page, you will see a nice little box over a button that says "Create entry." Place your article's title(without any extra stuff like brackets or "uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki" (if I were submitting this talk page, I'd enter "User talk:TheLedBalloon"(Also:Parentheses))) in that box. Then, click create entry, and you'll see an editing screen. The way it's set up, I think you can just hit 'save page', though if you want you should definitely add a comment. To get your page featured, you should first really, honestly, truly try to do everything that your reviewer says. If you get a mediocre review, just revert it. By mediocre review, I don't mean a mediocre score--that's ok. If each box contains a score and a half a line, that's a mediocre review(check out UN:PRG, to get an idea of what I mean. Once you feel you've done everything the review said, resubmit the page to the PR. When you go to that box over 'create entry', just type "Article Name(resubmit)." If the review you get is good, touch up your article a bit and head for VFH. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:48, Apr 18

Thank you for the help, it was greatly appreciated! I had thought (incorrectly) that hitting the "save page" button on the editing screen would direct me to a place where I would be pee reviewing my own work, which though unethical, would certainly result in a respectable score. Your comment about the "huff log" on my discussion page was also very helpful...don't know what the hell it is, but at least I can experiment with it on my userpage. Once again, Thank you.--Elydavis 20:42, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem, good luck with your pages. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Apr 19

Forgot to mention, I actually have written 2 articles and have added to a 3rd, they are...HowTo:Remove a washing machine from the face of the earth, HowTo:Correct a Teacher, and the Social Impact chapter from Peanut butter--Elydavis 20:54, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

You should do what I've done on my userpage, create a list of pages you've made so others can see how cool you are. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Apr 19

Adoptee asks question

Led! It's me, Cajek! ...remember!??!?

Oh, anyways, I noticed you added links to UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes (and so did I right afterwards). What'd you think?   Le Cejak • <Apr 18, 2008 [13:56]>

Yeah, I must admit that I didn't really read it all the way through, just kinda skimmed so I could linkify it. I'll probably read it in earnest a little later. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Apr 19

Request

Well, since you are the only monarch with the almighty Ban hammer on Uncyclopedia that I actually know, I was wondering if you could skim over my ever so controversial Natalya Article, and tell me if it's good, or destined to be huffed. Thanks. SWJS 01:53, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

As is, it's very meh. It seems like you rely way too much on the "oh yeah, she's a whore" aspect. Now, I understand that that's your angle, but you could certainly tone it down quite a bit. Make the fact that she's a whore very, very subtle. Your page feels much too in-your-face, which doesn't tend to work very well in written form. Check out HTBFANJS for some ideas if you get stuck, that's what I do. Oh, and I'd try to trim a lot of those quotes, you have way too many. You also should use reasonable numbers and dates--most things are funnier when they're closer to the truth, which is why random humor tends to flounder outside of Family Guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, Apr 19

Okay, I've downed the quotes a bit, and changed the dates to be more realistic. Can you pinpoint the exact things I need to change, such as, perhaps the Natalya "Whorebag" Ivanova bit at the beginning? Also, is the repetition of Natalya's vangina a good thing or a bad thing. I did read that repitition helps. SWJS 02:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Honestly, I'd still say take off a couple more quotes. Really, about two or three is the limit, otherwise they just start to get old. Lines like this one: "Natalya "whorebag" Ivanova (1950 - Present) was a sluttly hermaphrodite whore who was born during the rise of Darth Pox's Pimp Empire. She has an extremely bad case of herpes, and Dr. Robotnik later discorvered 350,098,876,567,123 new STDs from her vagina. Robotnik then died ten seconds later, and his penis shrivled into beef jerky" bothered me. Who are these people we're bringing into the story, these time periods? Honestly, you should explain them, so that the reader gets the jokes. Some great comedy comes from situations, which need the details to be funny. Some doesn't, but meh. Also, that number. I mean, I get it, but really. Make it something more like "Later, Dr. Robotnik was to discover the existence of eleven new human STIs, three of which were previously not thought to be contractible by humans." You know, keep it reasonable-sounding so that the reader is smiling, rather than scratching their head. Basically, to fix this article, you'll have to do two things: 1 is tone down the slut jokes, 2 is lose the randomness(this includes the placement of celebrities into the article for no reason). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:39, Apr 19

Understood. I'll see if I can make it not suckish a little more. Though, truth be told, the material I did use was based on what people have said about the Character Natalya. Everyone who has ever played the Destroy All Humans! Franchise and liked it, well, a majority of them, would say Natalya ruined the sequel, by ruining the main Character. The actual intent of the article was to create a page on Natalya to be humurous for DAH! fans, but I never realized articles had to have so much detail. Probably why you don't know who Pox is, or Crypto. To be honest, I was kinda taking lessons from the Ben Stein artile, which also seems to be random, I hardly knew anything about what the article was talking about. And also, the randomness kinda rubbed off on me. I used to be on the Pandemic Studios, where random Roleplay was more fun than Chuck Norris with a gun. I was actually having fun with the article too. Who knew typing up an article could be so much fun? But yeah, I'm sorry about the slut and whore and penis jokes, but where I live, they're considered to be funny. Well, if anything, I'd like to make the article worth all its trouble, and I'll see what I can do with it. How much potential would you say, as of now, the article has, and how much it will have once corrected?

I know exactly what you mean. The things my mates and I will laugh for twenty minutes about wouldn't create half a smile on uncyc--it's the way written humor is conveyed, I think. As for making it detailed, it doesn't need to be that in depth, just try to make it so that people who haven't played the game will get a sense of what you're doing with the page. As for potential, I'm not really sure. It could come out great, it could come out average, or even lousy. It's in your hands now...but, this is your first article, isn't it? I know my first couple pages on this site were kinda meh, and a few after that were, as well. I think writing comedy is trial and error, really; you gradually learn what works and what doesn't. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Apr 19

Yes, this is my first article. Thanks for the help. I'll go along with your advice and try and finish up what I started, and hopefully, it wont be too bad a disaster. Though I'm not too sure where to start. Most of the artile is random. Hmm, well, Natalya is supposed to be Russian, so I suppose starting from there would be a good idea. Meh, if it doesn't work out I'll just start over and rewrite it. SWJS 03:19, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure--just make sure that the reader knows she's Russian. Say in the page that Natalya is Russian, or born and raised in Russia, or something. Make sure that you know that your reader knows what you're telling them about. Remember that writing comedy has to be spot on--if you've ever told a joke or watched a stand-up comic, you know that comedic timing and delivery are everything. Writing humor is exactly the same. Get your jokes and your "delivery" to the point where it can only be uninterpreted one way--the way that you want it to be interpreted. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:28, Apr 19

Okay. Well, the born and raised in Russia part have been pretty much covered. Once I've finished the article, I'll show you and my DAH! friends. I showed my girlfriend one of the quotes, and she laughed. So I suppose its a matter of knowing about the game. Would you say something like "All or most of these characters know, or have known they are part of a video game, and therefore spend most of their time trying to break the fourth wall and escape it." would be funny and informative? SWJS 03:36, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I like it. If I recall, the suave, handsome devil who wrote the page about the Fourth Wall did so an extremely cool and hilarious way, as well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:38, Apr 19

Ha! It is very clever. I shall use it as a guide, and take plenty of Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. SWJS 03:47, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Okay, Well, I added a brand new section to the age, inspired by the Fourth Wall's opening paragraphs. I think It will help out alot. Let me know what you think about it. SWJS 04:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

GDoYAD

For your tireless efforts in thwarting suckitude on the You Are Dead page I hereby and byhere award you the title of Grand Defender of You Are Dead and present you this highly coveted emblem it took me 30 seconds to make.

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Hey, thanks So So! Glad to help keep the site's Numero Uno Article in tip-top condition. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:45, Apr 19

Cobra Responds

I wrote all those articles on ED and they stole them from me. If anyone is guilty of plagiarism, it's ED. You should have a search for ED take you to the article on erectile dysfunction, thats what I think of ED at this point. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cobra (talk • contribs)

I understand where you're coming from, but our wiki has licensing things, you know? We just can't take stuff that's already on another site. Why not just keep ED problems at ED, and Uncyc problems here? Why not just start afresh, read some hilarious pages, vote on VFH to put pages on the main page, and maybe even have a look at HTBFANJS and write a few pages of your own? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:21, Apr 19

Thanks; GameStop article

Thanks for helping out in the GameStop article! I will hopefully devote more of my capitalist pigdog time in the near future to updating it and adding in some extra spiel as I ponder over it in the back of a school study class.

Wow, that's the longest time I've ever went without a comma!

Thanks again bud TheCosmicFrog 21:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

I was totally just about to leave you a message on something awesome...

...but I forgot what it was. Excuse me while I collect myself. sirsysrq @ 21:47 Apr 19

Dude, that's so weird, because I was just about to come back with this witty reply to that thing you just said, but I forgot what that was, too! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:25, Apr 19

Did either of those things have anything to do with money? Because I woke up this morning in a tub of ice, both of my kidneys missing, and a note on my chest that said "IOU $20,000 lol!" sirsysrq @ 22:37 Apr 19

No, but one of them may have been about kidneys... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:39, Apr 19

Damn. I gotta find whoever it is who thinks they owe me money. That's the best, you know? People thinking they owe you money? sirsysrq @ 22:44 Apr 19

Hehe, suckers. Go "collect your loan," SysRq...lol! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Apr 19

In a minute. My blood hurts for some reason. sirsysrq @ 22:49 Apr 19

I wouldn't worry about it. Just stay off it for a few days, maybe put on some ice, and it should go back to normal. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:05, Apr 19

Thanks, coach. You're so awesome, I don't even mind how you put out your cigarettes on my helmet. sirsysrq @ 23:15 Apr 19

Dude! Every time I see "totally" and "awesome" in an edit summary, I'm transported, Butterfly Effect/Quantum Leap-style, back to the 1980's. Stop it! I'm tired of getting stuffed in my locker! (*grumble*, damn chess club...thinkin' they're so tough. They aren't so tough!) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, careful, man. They get huge muscles from moving those pieces around the board all day. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:34, Apr 19

You think they're tough? I once took a wrong turn and found myself walking in on a wind ensemble practice. Some scary folks in there. By the time they were done with me, I couldn't sit down for a week. sirsysrq @ 23:44 Apr 19

Don't even get me started about the math team. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Apr 19

Hey, I'm a member of the math team. Don't piss us off. We'll make a square root of a negative out of you. sirsysrq @ 00:00 Apr 20

No! Not a lowercase italic "i" that stands for "imaginary!" Please, anything but that! Have mercy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:45, Apr 20

Finished Article

Well, for the most part, I've finished my article, and I was wondering, do you need to get it registered or anything? Or get someone to approve it? --SWJS 01:29, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Nope, not really, although if you want further advice for article improvement (keep in mind that mine is only one opinion) then Uncyclopedia:Pee Review is a great place to start. If you go there with your article, you may want to ask one of the site's better reviewers, such as Under user, Cajek, anyone else who's active in PEEING that catches your eye. Of course, that's only if you want to. If not, feel free to get started on another page, or help out with site maintenance. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:49, Apr 20

*AHEM* /me polishes my RotM

Actually, I just remembered that I tagged an article last week that I still haven't reviewed. I should go do that. sirsysrq @ 02:58 Apr 20

Oh yeah, that reminds me, you could ask Heerenveen for a review, maybe Mightydandylion, sometimes Boomer does them...uhh... who else... oh, you could ask Modusoperandi, he's done a couple. That's about it, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:00, Apr 20

Nah, MDL is gone for now. He'll be back in a month. Maybe we could try to get a hold of OEJ, he's a muthafuckin legend. sirsysrq @ 03:07 Apr 20

It's true. You know, he talked to me, once. Not in real life, or even on aim, or even on IRC, but on this talk page one time. I didn't wash my computer screen for a week. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Apr 20

Yeah, you're so lucky. I wish I could get the chance to have my talk page visited by someone as cool as he was. sirsysrq @ 03:13 Apr 20

I've 2 targets for your Ban Hammer LedBalloon. Just hear me out.

Do I have a story for you. I submitted my article for pee review like you suggested, and I browsed through the articles. I can across a review by Javascap and nocited in an excerpt from the review in the article had my username in it. So I check out the Page, and the page is directed at ME! So I read through it, and I find out that one of my own Backstabbing Ex-Friends wrote it, and that Javascap was in on it. The article is What They Forget To Tell You... The proof is all right there, just please check it out, cause mt GF is pissed, and you know thts a bad thing. Heheh, here's the real cyberbully. Also, my name is on Javascap's page as well. --SWJS 21:37, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

See the article's talk page. There's this template called Username... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:47, Apr 20

GRR, edit conflict: I just realized what's up. Click "edit" on the page and look for the code {{USERNAME}}. That should explain everything, <insert name here>. It's an old trick on the site, that literally gets everyone at some point(About a year ago I thought I was nominated for banning.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:48, Apr 20

So wait, you're telling me that they can write an entire article fowly directed at my person and its okay? --SWJS 21:53, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Uhh...it's not directed at you. Here, try this. Log out, and look at the article. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Apr 20

Nevermind, I just got it... now I feel like a jackass... sigh, good one Joe, you really got me on that one. --SWJS 21:59, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Heh, don't worry about it. Like I said, everyone falls victim to the USERNAME template at least once. And I actually have proof of that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:07, Apr 20

Wow, that template has got to be the stupidest most annoying thing ever... I like it! SWJS 22:17, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Then you'll probably love BHOP, too. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Apr 20

LOL. I used the username template on my Natalya page, but only twice :P I need to look up more templates <_<.... >:3 SWJS 22:22, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Greetings, I am Animegirlzzzzzzzz

You "huffed" my article on Xenosaga. I want to let the public and administrators know that I am still working on it. At any rate, I wish to ask but this. How do I place the "construction" template in my article? -Animegirlzzzzzzzz April 21, 2008 P.S I apologize for being a nOOb.

Use the edit button on the page to copy the {{construction}} code. Hope it helps :) SWJS 23:52, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I was gonna say that! Anyways, good luck with your thingy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:35, Apr 22

wtf?

dude, wtf? it's supposed to be fun not stupid... its macedonia, so if ur national drink is sperma (if ur greek) dont take it out on me!

Guitardemon666 18:35, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Just because you disagree with some page doesn't give you the right to redirect it to some other page that you agree with, removing all the content on that page. If you think a page isn't funny, VFD is the way to go, but what you did was blank a page. If you do it again, you will be banned. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:45, Apr 22

I did not blank it, I redirected it to Macedonia... Take a look at it, don't just threaten me.

Guitardemon666 18:51, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah, ok, I see what you did; you're trying to move the page from one title to the other, yes? Ok, that's fine. It looked like you just redirected the page to another redirect, which is bad joo-joo. I'll get this sorted out, just hang on a sec, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:58, Apr 22

and how did you sort it out, by deleting my changes? I don't think the flag is funny, and neither do you. My version was definitely funnier and neutral (not propaganda)... read it and try to understand how hard it is for the article not to be nazi!

Guitardemon666 19:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Feel free to re-add any changes you've made, of course--I thought I'd gotten them all, but you should be able to find them in the history. All I did was eliminate the double redirects and the duplicate pages. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:09, Apr 22

OK, no hard feelings... I overdid it with my tone of voice, but it's a touchy subject, and while all other articles are funny, this one sucked!

Thanx, sorry for the shit i shit :D

Guitardemon666 19:12, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem, and happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Apr 22

Luvvy's got randomhahatosis?!! RUN!!!

*HUG!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:40, 22 Apr

Wooo! /me is loved! Thankies, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:45, Apr 22

And me is tipsy. This wine went straight to my head. Ouchie. Tomorrow morning will be bigger ouchy... Gotta be up at 6 a.m. to get to work on time... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:23, 22 Apr

Question...

Ok I'm basically new so I don't know what the heck I'm doing. I wanted to know how do I change my signiture? I copied the one I had on Wikipedia so it links there and blah, blah,, blah... Can you show me how to fix it? Since that other person is MIA. And could you pretty please leave the message on my page? I mean I will forget to check here cuz of all the other stuff I have to remember. Thanks!!--CherryBlossom93 19:53, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm having stupid sig problems too, so I may as well ask here. If I go to preferences and try to set my signature as {{User:Syndrome/sig}} ~~~~~ then it ends up saving as {{SUBST:User:Syndrome/sig}}, which is kind of undesirable because I don't want to spew out a glob of wiki markup everytime I sign. What did I do to deserve this fate? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:00, 23 April 2008 (UTC) PS. I just had an edit conflict with myself. WTF?

There's a coding thing for that. Just put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Syndrome/sig}} in your prefs, that should do the trick. Oh, and you don't need those 5 tildes on the end. Just leave the sig template part, and sign with 4 tildes instead of 3. Also, just because you edit conflicted yourself doesn't mean you have to edit conflict me! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:06, Apr 23

Thanks for answering, but it's your own fault for replying so quickly. I always wait at least a day before replying, to minimize the risk of infection. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:43, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

The problem is I don't think it links too my page on here. I mean I have an account on Wikipedia and I copied the code over to here soooo I think it links to my wikipedia page and I don't know how to fix it. Oh I must ask you to reply on my page again. Pretty Please??--CherryBlossom93 21:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh wow!! I just realized it's fixed already! Oops srry! I wonder who fixed it.--CherryBlossom93 21:57, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Template Question

I'd like to make a template very similar to this one- However, I suck when It comes to codes. Yes, being a noob sucks, and it burns... Well anyway, The template I'd like to make is for a couple articles I plan to create, one on Furons, and one on Pox. (These are related to the Natalya artible by the way) I was wondering if you could give me advice on how to create a template? Thanks. --SWJS 02:39, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Basically, just take the code from that template you like, and copy it, changing the words, picture, and colors where appropriate. That's really all there is to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:45, Apr 23

Wow, that was pathetically simple ._. Thanks dude. Oh, by the way, where can I fine the CSS color codes? I suck at CSS. Invisionfree can tell you that. --SWJS 02:49, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Heh, just as you typed that second bit, I was adding this: No problem. If you need colors or hex codes, Uncyclopedia:Palette is pretty handy. I keep it in another tab whenever I need color. It inspires me artistically, you know. Same with the opium. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:53, Apr 23

Thanks dude, I now have the tools to discover indoor plumbing. --SWJS 02:56, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Finished Template

Okay, I'll have my template finished soon. When it is, what do I do to get it listed under templates, and/or under a category, or form a category for it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by SWJS (talk • contribs)

Honestly, I wouldn't bother doing any of that stuff. Frankly, it's more trouble than it's worth, and you run the risk of getting the poor thing spammed all over the site. Same with categories; you really don't need any, just use the existing ones for now. In the meantime, just put the template's code on the page(s?) you want it on, and that should be fine. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Apr 23

Okay, thanks. --SWJS 23:21, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Why did you delete my rek starburst page you dick sucking mother fucking asswipe

Gaay there was nothing wrong with tht page

That's where you're wrong. There was lots wrong with that page. I've given you 2 weeks to think about what some of those things might have been.(hint: the answer may be in here) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:03, Apr 25

Wai U DLeet My ARTIcel u FUCKING FUCKING DICK SUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?!

U DeLEETD MAI ATRICLE SEXSEX FUCK SECKS DOUCHE LOL LOL LOL aftfer I wrote it WHY U DO THAT?? I HATE YOU MOTHERFUKC COCKSUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK SOCK HATE HAT HAT!!111111 U BASTERDn!!1 --THE 16:41, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

YAH I SAH LOTZ OF PROMIZE IN TAT ARRTICKLE IIT HAD MANY NEW AND INNOVATIVE IDEAS U BIATCH I ALSO HATE YOU I HOP YER FAMILEE CATCHES ON FIR!!!!11 --Cajek 16:47, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah! And I heard he smells bad, too! --NOT LED (really!) 17:06, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

l0l f@g ur g@y f0r n07 1i3kin my artikl on buts u humerless fh@g so gh3y l0l0l --Buts_r_gr8 18:49, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

LED!

Othx! Hey there, Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact PF4Eva instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right? Love always, Mantiwhore

Woo! Go awards! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:09, Apr 26

N00B seeking adoption

Well ive met you a few times in the forums, i noticed you in the AAN list of adopters, and i was wondering, because i need quite alot of help on uncyclopædia.Nezlr 23:02, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

anyway, im on everyday, almost religiously, so you'll find me alot :P

Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} your userpage. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here, on my talk page, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:16, Apr 26

thx for taking me. :... ) lol. question 1: how do you make a fancy signature? im sure id eventually find out, but this'd be quicker and better. Nezlr 23:00, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure. That's actually the first question most people seem ask when they get adopted, so you're on the right track! Just create a subpage of your userspace, such as User:Nezlr/sig, and

fill it with code, make it look the way you want it to appear. See Uncyclopedia:Signatures for the rules it has to follow, and User:TheLedBalloon/sig for an example. After that, add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Nezlr/sig}} to the nickname box in Special:Preferences. Be sure to check the "raw signature" box. Then, sign with 4 tildes and voila! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:06, Apr 26

alright. by any chance would you know how to make my own uncyclopedia skin instead of the grey one with the potato? also, whenever i make a post and sign it has the date in that 1 box. what do i do to remove the box around the date? ~ NEZLR 00:59, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

You were missing a closing </span> tag. Rule numero uno of coding: every tag opened must be closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Apr 27

thanks! can you tell me how to make my own custom skin, please? this grey background is a bit dull. ~ NEZLR 02:36, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Custom skins? Hmm, I'm not really sure. There are some alternate skins, though, that you can switch to via Special:Preferences,

under the "skin" tab. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Apr 27 hey, i followed your suggestions on editing my article. if you wanna see it its in my sig "click RTCL#1" ~ NEZLR 04:48, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

It looks good! Got a couple chuckles out of me, and that's saying quite a bit for one of your first pages. There are still a few quibbles here and there with prose and grammar, so you may want to have a look through it, or submit it to UN:PROOF if speeling and grammors aren't your forté. Whatever you decide to do, good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Apr 27

thanks.

for the third time do you know how i might be able to make my own custom skin for myself? this grey one is boring. it says there is a "myskin" option on my preferences, so im wondering.~ NEZLR 07:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

HEY YOU

look at this spam --Charitwo^Talk 00:34, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Dude.

First thing you need to do with that noob of yours is teach him to type correctly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:14 Apr 27

lol wat u meen - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Apr 27

i meen it wuz u who tuk mi ipod out of mi lokr dnt lie i kno it wuz u i gt witneses ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:18 Apr 27

d00d fuk u nd ur dum ipod it was ttly jeff he tld me he tuk it ok - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Apr 27

ok u kno wut i kno 4 a fact u dnt never tlk 2 jef no mor cuz wen u broked up wif hs sistr he was awliek 'im gna kil u dnt evar tlk to meh' and i was awliek 'no wai u btr fiet rite now' n den u ran awai cuz ur a lil wus ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:29 Apr 27

...jeff tuk it... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:31, Apr 27

d00d fhk u i kno it wuz u now giv it bak or ima go get jef and both of us r gna kik ur ass n den i w8 until jef is bisy and den i go fhk wif his sistr aka ur ex gf dn she go liek 'oh yeah ur soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much bttr den dat other giy i used to daet but nevr did nuthin wif newai' ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:37 Apr 27

no, fuk u it wuz'nt me it wuz jeff n if u d'nt bleive me den fuk u n fuk jeff hes a pussy faghead doodoo face meeny hed n i hate haet hat him so fuk him n u 2 n at leest mi ex gf is hot urs is ttly fat so ha fuk u. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Apr 27

dont tlk about ur mom liek dat lol ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:01 Apr 27

2 dadzzzzzz. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:06, Apr 27

ya i c wer u got it den (dn i meen ur gaynes lolololollolollolollolol) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:01 Apr 28

pfft dats dum if i wuz ghey den y r u so uggly lollollllooollolol - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:02, Apr 28

Wut u sayin? I type kurrectly.   Le Cejak • <Apr 28, 2008 [0:06]>

stfu nub i m bringn it old skuul 2 dis gay gie cuz hes a winy lil fagot hu tuk mah ipod ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:12 Apr 28

lol sry abut dis fagg cjaek he wo'nt leev bcuz hes 2 dum 2 fynd da dore lol - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Apr 28

LOLOLOLOLOLOL ur riet he is dum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:49 Apr 28

ya i just sed dat ur dum lol. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:52, Apr 28

STFU ur so muhc dumer den even dat dumy cjkeajekeajekajacekecajjjjjjlolj ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:55 Apr 28

no dats wat u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Apr 28

DID I FHUKN STUTER I SED UR TEH DUMEST AND FAGIST HOMO BUTFHUKR EVAR TU FHK BUTS UR SO GHEY U WENT 2 ETHEOPYA AND DE SED 'SRY UR 2 GHEY' DATS HOW GHEY U R FHKIN BUTTERDUMPSTER FUDGEPACKER HOMOFACE ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:15 Apr 28

no dats wat u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, Apr 28

o ya wel i dnt even caer bcuz i get 2 go phks fhks wf ur sistr n den we go klj;aoisdfh ebrt;qoiu b;lkasdufb 30=25[b mkdhv kj ♥◘♦î☺Γú░↓)A§⌂@zkK#'☻•◘○♂¶§↨↔∟←↓ loll0l1111111111111111111111 ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:37 Apr 28

no dats wat u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:38, Apr 28

oog, me no think that funny. You silly moron head.   Le Cejak • <Apr 28, 2008 [1:40]>

no dats wat u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:41, Apr 28

no dats wat u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:44 Apr 28

hai i alreddi sed dat get sum orignalty u homo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:46, Apr 28

o ya den how cum im de 1 wit a award furm de talent sho 4 2nd lplace ? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:52 Apr 28

bcuz u fukd al da juges (dey wer all guise 2 lol) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:55, Apr 28

dnt tlk aboot ur 50 millyun dads liek dad lol ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:59 Apr 28

ur jst jelus bcuz my dadz wantd me n u wer n acidnt - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:02, Apr 28

Nominated Article

TIS ARTICKLE HAZ BEN NOMMNIATED FR HIGLITING ON DEE FRONT PAGE!!!—U KAN VUT 4 IT ER ONMINATE YER FAVE ARTICLKES @ Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.

special newpages. the specialest ones

So you mentioned in some forum how there is some kind of JavaScript I can add to help me rip through some of the new pages. Um... how? 'Cause I could do that, y'know. I might not be super-regular like you "Ex-Lax"-regular people, but I try and lurk around whenever I can. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS05:41, April 27 2008

How does one get some javascripts? Well, cool people make their own, but I can quote the first Matrix film all the way through, so I steal them from other people, and put them in Special:Mypage/uncyclopedia.js. I think I can give you a couple javascripts, howsabout I start you off with the ones for QVFDing and ICUing, and if you want more you can ask me(or one of the people who actually know what they're doing, like Spang)? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:49, Apr 27

Ok, look at newpages and see what you can see. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:51, Apr 27

Cool, that looks goo--- holy shit, there's even more when I'm editing now! I feel slightly violated by how you can do that. Just slightly violated enough. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS23:34, April 27 2008

Hey, no problem. Just remember, with great power...something something responsibility, and all that crap... ah fuck it, get out there and ICU everyones' userpages! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:36, Apr 27

Done and done! Thanks -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS23:42, April 27 2008

Aw

Yay! I kinda realized that I wasn't a noob when the parents refused me entry into the playground... and I grew that mustache. Thanks anyways! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:20, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voteing Tony Visconti and bringing glam to the site. Big thanks and hugs, as its my first feature:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:45, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:18, Apr 27

Dude

M'off to bed. Keep spanking the socks for us, and don't forget to keep Uncyclopedia:Protected titles open in another window.  :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:05, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Alright, thanks man. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:10, Apr 28

Blacklist

Images are blocked like this: Image:Name.ext instead of {{}}. GHe (Talk) 03:52, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Janitor Cabal always has your back. ;) — Sir Manticore 05:09, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah, alright, thanks guys. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:05, Apr 28

C.A.T.

Just curious, why kill C.A.T. so soon? I was working on Guy Smiley and didn't get a chance to post the construction sign. I was going to come back to it and add more, but saw you snuffed it. Did you realy need to rush in and kill the page before I was able to add more to it? --JohnQ.Public 17:12, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Still working on it? I'll gladly restore it for you--I just assumed that you were gonna tag it "idea" and just leave it alone, which isn't cool. Tell you what, I'll put the page in userspace for you, at User:JohnQ.Public/C.A.T., where you can work on it for as long as you want without fear of deletion. Then, when you're done, you can just put it back into mainspace. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:36, Apr 28

Yeah, there ya go. Happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:41, Apr 28

Well, I changed the thing on Simley and assumed it was a dead article. It wasn't working anyway, at least the way I wanted it to. I'd need someone else's mind to pick at it. You can kill it again if you'd like. But now I need someone to take a gander at The Eagle Of Christ entry and see if they can do anything with that. BTW, how's the Smiley article looking? --JohnQ.Public 19:20, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

From a (very) brief look, I think you've got some nuggets of comedy in there. First thing you want to do, though, is get rid of almost all of those red links; they make your page look kinda ugly. Not that it is ugly, or anything, I just... no, no I didn't mean it like-- ...Come back, honey! If you haven't yet, take a look at HTBFANJS--it really does help(helped me, anyway)! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:26, Apr 28

I added the red links because I assumed some n00b or anal retentaive bastard was going to come along and do it anyway. Might as well beat them to the punch before they get their name on top and take credit for making the article look "spify". Plus, I find red links are inspiration to some, as creating new areas of humor and humour are difficult and sometimes you need a red link to pass the time. But that's just me. And yes, I will be tackling Smiley's bid for the presidential race. --JohnQ.Public 19:40, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

They can, which is why it's sometimes good to leave one or two of 'em lying around on the page. But, like I said, too many and it makes the page look a li'l bit sloppy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Apr 28

thx

FOOM Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH. Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

No probs, yo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Apr 28

Ta

Tha - wait for it! - nkyou! UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote. Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!

Thankies as always! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:06, Apr 28

And as always, you're quite welcome. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:07, Apr 28

Wait...is there some kind of under-the-table deal going on here? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:52 Apr 28

Pfft, no. I just bought 4 metric tons of crystal meth. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:07, Apr 28

All my deals are conducted over the table, thanks! (A long way over the table, in my secret flying fortress). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:01, Apr 30

Under User Over-The-Table, this is Sky-High LedBalloon. The crow flies north-northeast at midnight. Are you red as roses or daffodil-yellow? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Apr 30

*crackle* Roger LedBalloon, cabbages over the conning tower, what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:09, Apr 30!

Ah, excellent. Mehehehehehe... *adjusts cape and top hat, twirls mustache* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:14, Apr 30

Hi, I'm Under user's bellhop. Your 4 metric tons of meth are in the blimp out back. Oh, was I supposed to use code words?   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [22:00]>

Uh, YEAH! Ah forget it, I don't even want it anymore... It's no fun without the codes! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:02, Apr 30

IT'S A COLD DAY FOR PONTOONING.   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [22:04]>

Much better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:26, Apr 30

No it wasn't, I was just out the-OH YEAH THATS RIGHT IT SURE WAS. shit... ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:08 May 1

Quack

Your block reason for CaptainCharisma is...well, it's one card short of a full deck. I would like to know what "clogging the index full of stu" is.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:11, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Wupsies. That was supposed to say "stubs"... hey, wait a minute, it does say "stubs"! See? Perhaps I've just gone insane... or what if everyone else is insane, and I'm the normal one... *twighlight zone theme plays* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Apr 29

Excel

Why did you delete Excel? 69.205.188.47 20:15, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

It was nothing but three images. It certainly looked cool, but what was funny about it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:48, Apr 30

fire fire fire, hot hot hot

Mordor Jalapenos and Pyromaniacs. Which is warmer? Discuss.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [0:23]> I thought it was funny that our articles are right next to each other with the same number of votes

Burn, baby burn, (disco inferno!) burn, baby burn! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, May 2

Adoptee

Hey Led, I uh, nominated SysRq for WotM. Was that too forward of me? I feel sheepish. Who am I to nominate people for this thing, awards aside? Maybe I made a mistake nominating someone to compete against Skull. I didn't mean to do that.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [2:08]>

Nah, don't worry about it at all. Basically, you're just giving SysRq the nod that says "hey, I don't think you suck!", which is great(it was for me, anyways). People may vote for him, they may not, but in the end it'll all be cool. Unless teh fagggott stil tink i tuk hiz ipod. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:11, May 2

But yeah, he's a funny personage of the utmost LOLZ.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [2:16]>

I agree very much. I think once he writes a couple more pages, maybe gets into The Hall, he'll be a shoe-in. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:19, May 2

Hmmm... I don't know how many vfh's he has. Oh well, I wanna nominate people for awards. Can't we just give people awards? Jeez.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [2:22]>

I share TLB's thoughts on this. I only have 2 features. The nom in itself is a huge compliment, and I obviously don't expect to win against Skullthumper. Give me some time to write some more (I've got some stuff in the works) and I'm sure I can hold my own next month. (Or whenever, ya know.) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:38 May 2

We gonna finish or what?

Yeah, I understand that you're busy and all, but are we ever gonna finish User:SysRq/Why?:Blame Hitler? If you don't have any other ideas for it then I'll just fill in the rough spots and send it off to be reviewed. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:32 May 2

Oh yeah, I totally forgot bout that! Gimme a couple hours, and I'll add a bit tonight. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:27, May 2

Cool, just look at this before you do. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:35 May 2

Well, I reworked the intro a bit, hopefully it should read less predictably now. Played around with some other stuff, too. Other than that, I'm pretty much tapped for ideas. You have any? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:42, May 3

I just threw in another image, and I think the only other place that really needs work is all in this section, which I think I was largely responsible for in the first place. The intro reads nicely now, I like it much better than the other one. I'll just play with that section a bit more before submitting for a second review. To be honest, I've been a little sidetracked with another endeavor. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:49 May 3

Ok, yeah, work on that stuff. And I too have been sidetracked by other things. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:53, May 3

Pyromaniac was amazing. As for that other one, tl;dr. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 04:01 May 3

Thanks! :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:06, May 3

(that means read mine lol) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:18 May 3

I know, I know... :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:18, May 3

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

TheLedBalloon, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks Leddy! :D - 16:24 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

No probs, yo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:27, May 2

During your vacation

LED! YOU'RE BACK! Wheee! Anyway, let me update you. I don't know how long you were gone, but I started a new stupid article, I was blocked once, and all sorts of IPs attacked the internets! We missed you!   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [1:52]>

Yeah, I saw that stuff. Sheesh, I better not leave like that again. I dunno how you guys'll ever get on without me if I go on a real vacation, or something horrible like that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:54, May 3

I, the great Cajek, had a 10 edit long revert war with an IP. And I succeeded by forfeit! (it was getting kinda funny by the end)   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [1:57]>

Cajek got blocked? How the hell could that happen? Also, some dam fool has made some noms over at UotM... HeHe... :-) MrN 01:58, May 3

(E.C.):The trick to beating IPs in edit wars: let them win for about 45 minutes. Then revert it. You're then clear for at least three days. Of course, you really should just be getting on IRC and asking an op for a lock. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, May 3

Yerr, and it was all over 8 characters. Nice work, Detective Dipshit. XD ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:02 May 3

Look out SysRq, I may just ban you... when I find my ban stick.   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [2:07]>

I keep mine in my pants. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:08, May 3

It's pronounced "bansteeq" and besides, you know I wuv you. ♥ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:09 May 3

I wuv wuv. In general. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, May 3

Look out: I'll ban all of you. Besides, you all know I'm totally crazy. Oh, I'll do it. Meh-he! Meh-he!   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [2:13]>

I think I may just be crazier than thou. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:20 May 3

No one's crazier than me! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:24, May 3

I swear Zombiebaron called me a moron on my own talk page.   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [3:09]>

Eh, just say Oh Zombiebaron, cue your mental laugh track(you know you've got one; we all do), and get on with your life. That's how I live my life, you know. Like a 1950s sitcom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:12, May 3

Really? I live my life ten seconds or less at a time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:16, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

I live mine one breakfast at a time. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:31 May 3

I fed your dog and watered your "medicinal plants". Your dog ate your "medicinal plants". Lastly, your bong needs a good cleaning. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:13, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Can I borrow your toothbrush? I need to, umm....brush my teeth. Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, May 3

Sure. It's yours, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Is now! Na-ha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:24, May 3

Led was gone? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:00 May 03, 2008

Oh, and while we're "updating", I made a creature. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:01 May 03, 2008

Yeah, I was there for that. I was just busy all day Friday. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:02, May 3

Oh yeah, I remember you now. You're one of those admin types, too. Geez, stop leaving us for such long periods of time. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:03 May 03, 2008

Well, ok. But only 'cuz you said so, baby. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:04, May 3

Oh, that's right, you're also my wife. I really ought to write these things down. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:05 May 03, 2008

Honey! Come back to bed! I put on the satin sheets! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:07, May 3

Moved my article

You wrote: "Just so you know, I moved that page you made to your real userspace. ..."

Thanks. I am a bit, um, rusty. And a lot dumb! The article is probably going to turn out to be too long anyway. And I just broke your rule and responded to your post on my talk by posting on your talk. Whew. Hope the rest of the day goes more smoothly. ----OEJ 17:14, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem, and don't worry about it being too long! You can always go back and prune later. Besides, your longer pages have left me giggling like a madman during school hours before. Good luck! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:22, May 4

Image Question

Allright. i got confused at how to get an image reviewed, so can you either add this image to review and credit it to me or show me a easier way to get it reviewed, please? this is for my iceberg article. BTW i think the fact that it looks cartoony makes it a little funnier.

plz get back to me on this. ~ NEZLR 18:27, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Image review can be found right nyah. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:09, May 5

Holy crap is that a funny pic! :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

if you agree that its a funny pic, Vote for it!

~ NEZLR 23:03, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:21, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!

May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5

UnSignpost Unleashed on UnCommunity Unless you were blinded or high during the time you read this newspaper's title, you know that Uncyclopedia finally has UnSignpost! For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million. Skullthumper and Cajek spent 15 hours working on the first edition, not including writing time. Said Skull, who was trying to sleep until we interviewed him, "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER." News has reached us that friendships were strained during the production of the first issue. Skullthumper, whose hospital room we broke into, said "F**king Cajek. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to me! Oh, see you guys in the office Monday." The Uncyclopedia Signpost has a world-wide circulation of more than 3, with plans for further issues. Uncyclopedia F**king Doomed Uncyclopedia, a humor wiki that you're on right now, has thrown itself into a state of chaos and is on the verge of collapse. Unless someone either writes more or writes less, the wiki that we have come to know and love (like that retarded cousin that comes over during Christmastime) will vanish. Unless it doesn't, in which case someone's going to be very disappointed. Codeine, Save the Mooses, and a bunch of other people we've never heard of give the site 6 days to "clean up its god damned act." Because the site is doomed, the local WikiNewspaper, UnSignpost, will soon print its last issue. Cajek, one of the editors, said of the event, "No we're not closing down you bunch a 'tards! You're the worst reporters I've ever seen! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE FIRST ISSUE!" Local psychics have set Uncyclopedia's Doomsday for next Monday, around teatime. Upgrade On Wednesday, Wikia upgraded to MediaWiki version 1.12. While these reporters don't have any idea what that means, new features seem to include: Broken <choose> tags! That's right, even more signature-breaking action! Russian Roulette usergroups! So you thought you had rollback rights, huh? Whoops! Not anymore! Wikia is reportedly looking into making new features such as accidentally dumping the database for Shits and Giggles™. These reporters would like to thank Wikia for working so hard to keep our beloved wiki running, and would also like to say "FU WIKIA", preferably in caps. Pee Review Does Goodly UN:PR is nearly empty due to many diligent reviewers who have little else to do, and don't know how to write articles themselves. Uh, unless they're reading this right now, in which case they rock! YesTimeToEdit starts a cult One of the newer cults, YesTimeToEdit's Cow Moo Cult is our... CULT OF THE WEEK! With a base located in the jungles of Nebraska, YTTE's cult makes all the fun things you want, like polygamy, sodomy, and, in YTTE'S case, polysodomy, legal. Sadly, unlike more Eastern-y cults, it does not practice Kung Fu. But you can bet that if it did, it wouldn't just use it for defense. ...Damn namby-pamby bastard Easterny cults. YesTimeToEdit's eternal nemesis, NoTimeToRevert, has not announced plans to start a cult, but probably has one in secret just to be a dick. That guy is such a dick. Rcmurphy nominated for Noob of the Month again Thekillerfroggy is sucked into the black vortex of tradition as he takes another whack at a dead horse and nominates long-time noob Rcmurphy for the honor of Noob of the Month. Mr. Froggy had this to say to "reporters": "I figured that, since RCMurphy, one of the oldest members of the site, was in fact NOT a noob, that this little gesture would give the community a giggle. You see? Because he, like, isn't a noob."

Check out these pages! What you probably missed on IRC (and were happy you did) Help Fnoodle link up Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance Kalir's Epic Story Irony in the forums From our logs: Codeine huffed "Man With no Name" (You don't need to create redirects for every case permutation of your title) Codeine huffed "Man with no Name" (in fact, it's quite irritating) Codeine huffed "Man with no name" (and, frankly) Codeine huffed "The Man with No Name" (a complete bloody waste of your time and mine) Codeine huffed "Man with No Name" (but hey, welcome to Uncyc anyway) Codeine huffed "The Man With No Name" (now read BGBU) 07:16, May 6, 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 29 minutes ‎ (Admins are immune to autoblock, duh. And if autoblock tried that shit on a janitor, why, we'd just superblock his ass.) 14:47, May 5, 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 204.108.96.22 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (The Jonas Brothers, eh? Sounds like some kind of shitty boy band. One week to go out and buy a Led Zeppelin album. Oh, and stop blanking.) Biopic of the Week Dr. Skullthumper ~ With a degree in HTML and Wikiology, Dr. Wolfgang Amadeus Milhouse Mozart Jonathan Willy Wizbang Skullthumper, along with Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, is full of all sorts of techie knowledge for the wandering newb. He enjoys walks on the beach, holding hands, and heroin. Lots and lots of heroin. ...Except replace "heroin" with "rubber duckies". Hey, we just wanted a bad-boy reputation! ...Obviously we failed. Quote of the Week: " very very hilariously strong against" - Everyone on Everything. Spacefiller of the week: Did you know that Grand Theft Auto has had more than 700 different spinoffs, including Grand Theft Auto:Antarctica Oscar Wilde LOLOLOLLL and Grant Theft Auto:Crime Scene Investigation:The ReReckoning:Time of Darkness? No, you didn't. Dumbass. Disclaimer of the week: UnSignpost is not responsible for any lost property while reading. Any lost property found while reading UnSignpost is property of Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek, irrespectively. Any lost property lost while reading UnSignpost is your own damn problem. Week Box of the week: Definitely the Grand Theft Auto one. I peed my pants. Seriously. Somebody should give these guys an award. I was all screamin' n' shit, "Oh yes, YES Dr. Skullthumper or Cajek! Slather me in your humor juice!" The other people in the library, and my psychiatrist, said I was weird, but it was totally worth it.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:21, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

More Hitler stuff.

To be honest with you, I think we're done. I tweaked a paragraph, added a picture with a silly caption, and I think that the two of us have put out one hell of an article. Unless you have any objection, I'm mainspacing it and putting 'er up for another review. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:47 May 9

Yep, I saw that, and I dig the additions and agree. :) Let's get a review, then. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:42, May 10

I hope my revoo helped you guys.   Le Cejak • <May 10, 2008 [4:46]>

I think it did very much, actually. I definitely agreed about that lead; it needed to be reworked out of rhetorical question format. Do you think it feels less forced, now? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:52, May 10

Yarr, Cajek, your review was most helpful and most appreciated. TLB, I especially think your reworking of the opening paragraph was great, it avoided being too obvious while retaining the funny jokes you had in there originally. I'ma go get this reviewed now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:28 May 10

ZOMG A COOKIE!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for protecting that archive even though I for got to ask. Therefor, you get a cookie for being useful. Fresh out the oven too. You're on your own for milk though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:41, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Mmmm, cookies. <Insert OM NOM NOM here.> - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:23, May 11

IViking needs help

I screwed up and copy-pasted to move one of my articles. I need the history, too, so can you help me delete User:IViking/IViking's Explicit Stories so I can move the other article to that link THE RIGHT WAY? iViking MT 19:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

S'gone, feel free to move it back. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:06, May 12

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII

Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge. When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay." Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals Ever find yourself stuck awake at three in the morning (EST), fighting a few vandals with no admins around? Studies show that your choice of music might influence how you revert. In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true. Cajek's Corner By Dr. Skullthumper Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need: Annoying text. Preferably some blinky things and <big> tags. A sense of humor. Something to complain about for a page or so. Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done! Next week: Whoring your article Skull's Skullery By Cajek Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc! 9:00am: Complain about Wikia. Post new topic in Village Dump about Wikia. Troll Special:Recentchanges. 10:42am: Troll talk pages. Post new topic in Village Dump about some random techie shit. Bother some guy. Revert some guy's edits. Get some guy banned. 10:44am: spend thirty minutes on IRC talking to an admin saying how that guy was my best friend, and I never meant to hurt him. 12:10pm: Vandalize some guy's userpage over and over again. 4:92pm: Forget what I was doing. Start over. 5:19pm: Enact wild scheme to make Uncyclopedia that much weirder. End day.

Check out these pages! Self-reference jokes alive and well! Get your Starnestommy sig space while supplies last halp halp halp halp halp halp halp halp halp halp halp halp Game portal Kip the Dip unbanned From our logs: 02:49, May 7, 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 213.233.101.2 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Fun fact #12341: Cyberbullies have a miniature penis) 11:03, May 8, 2008 PantsMacKenzie (Talk | contribs) huffed "Wigger" ‎ (You people make me hate my life.) 11:04, May 8, 2008 PantsMacKenzie (Talk | contribs) huffed "Lee Jorde" ‎ (I mean, seriously. I have better things I could be doing than wading through cruft. But I do it anyway.) 11:06, May 8, 2008 PantsMacKenzie (Talk | contribs) huffed "Handcuffs" ‎ (Book 'im Danno!) Biopic of the Week Drama ~ Considered the most controversial user on Uncyclopedia evah, Klaus Drama is going strong, getting on average 50 people banned per week. Having studied acting for 40 years and written his own Dadaist version of Hamlet (entitled "sinister dephlogisticated air"), Klaus has much experience making people nervous and uncomfortable. With his life-long boyfriend Jizz Rick (who demanded to be in the second issue of UnSignpost) Drama is conquering Uncyc one shouting match at a time. Reason to Leave Uncyc of the Week #53 Too many users leaving. Horoscope of the Week Scorpio ~ Expect gains and/or losses in business affairs this week. Oh, and tell that f**cker John that UnSignpost's registered horoscopologists told you he's the one stealing food from the employee fridge, and that if he doesn't stop, the writers of this horoscope will come to his house on Brickwood Lane and trash the damn place. Reason to Leave Alternate Universe Uncyc of the Week #97 Although the alien admins were nice at first, they're starting to lay eggs in our more important organs and eating our more favorite children. Sympathy Biopic of the Week Optimuschris ~ An American user born in mumble mumble, Optimuschris, author of HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days, is an up-and-coming young Uncyc user, according to, like, lots of people. Whereas he was really friendly before, now, because he appeared in the UnSignpost, "OptyC" has gotten a huge ego, and refuses to "hang" with you. Feeding Trolls of the Week: "I actually made an account just to point out that you accuse ED for being "1000% Unfunny" for having a page for Chuck Norris when you have a link to your very own Chuck Norris page in the article. If you go through UC and just read a random article you probably aren't going to laugh no matter how hard the author tried (and failed, lulz). Encyclopedia Dramatica just wants to fill this goatse-challenging gap that you created with things that are actually funny, liek mudkipz. Plox 2 b nt hating us 4 bein funny kthxbai." - Uncyclopedia on its rival. Quote of the Week: "I feel like throwing myself into the goatse challenging gap we created. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" - Mordillo on the recent Goatse gap crisis

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:38, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

You said it couldn't be done!

Well it was! I made my own pic. I don't know why I'm telling you this, except I thought the caption I made was pretty good too. Yeah, so... there...   Le Cejak • <May 12, 2008 [23:20]>

Oh! I hope you liked the second issue of Unsignpost, led!   Le Cejak • <May 12, 2008 [23:22]>

Oh, of course. And you know, you really oughta fix those mast lines. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:25, May 12

No it's perfect shut up   Le Cejak • <May 12, 2008 [23:28]>

Skin Question

Hey leddy, would you happen to know how to change the skin when i log on? im bored of this boring gray and the potato.

Special:Preferences, I think, holds the answer you seek. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:13, May 14

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

May 15st, 2008 • Issue 2 3

The Bible Finally Catches a Break For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice. HTBFANJS Most Linked Article How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000+ links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment The editors of the UnSignpost strongly encourage the community to sign up for Uncyclopedia's Folding@Home team. Started in 2005 by rcmurphy, Codeine, Flammable, Paulgb, gwax, Mhaille, Carlb, Naughtyned, DrakeGTA, and RadicalX, the signup page has since gathered more cobwebs than new users. By joining F@H, you will get a free program that uses any extra unused CPU power to perform complicated calculations in the background. "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world!

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Hmm, you make a good point, sir. But must understand that ontogeny in no way recapitulates phylogeny. All we are is dust in the wind, dude. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:18, May 15

h? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:12 May 15

Pfft, call that philosophizing? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:49, May 15

hey bud.

hey man, so should i not make another pikajew page? i see one has been deleted, but it apparently sucked, and i want to make this one actually decent. could you tell me if i should or not? cause i dont want to waste my time with something that will be deleted. Sillyn00bsauce 04:02, 15 May 2008 (UTC)Sillyn00bsauce

Honestly, that's really a question you have to ask yourself. One of the first things it says in the holy book of comedic prose is that it takes time and effort to really make a solid piece of comedy. It'll wind up deleted if you just abandon it after a couple paragraphs, and it'll survive if you actually work on it, having a read of HTBFANJS and some of these pages. Basically, you don't have a very good start. Your prose is solid, but your content could use work. Instead of making gay, emo, or pokemon sex jokes, try to do something more original. Comedy tends to work to the fullest potential when it is unexpected, which is why Russian Reversals have begun to irritate me so much; you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. You also need to avoid excessive randomness, which confuses the reader. A page with a name like "pikajew"...well, it's an interesting thought, but I doubt I'd be able to write a full, humorous page with that name. Now, that's just me. If you want to go for it, just make sure you have a clear concept in mind of what you want to do with the page, of where you want it to go. Whatever you decide to do, good luck! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:11, May 15

FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH! Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die! *Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:59, May 15

I learned something today

"Nonsense! Next thing you'll be trying to convince us that the sky is blue, or some such jabberwocky" I must admit, I had no idea "jabberwocky" was a word. * Flumpa 22:59, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I think it's the title of a poem. I have no idea what it means in that poem, but I will plagiarize it nonetheless. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:25, May 15

<insert crucifiction joke here>

<insert astonishment here><insert question here><insert exclamation point here><insert exclamation point here><insert exclamation point here><insert exclamation point here><insert verbal abuse here> <insert light blue sig here>

<insert denial of everything here><insert signature parodying mafia dialects here>

<insert insult of TheLedBalloon's mother here><insert insult of TheLedBalloon's two fathers here><insert exclamation point here><insert question mark here><insert insert joke here joke here><insert light blue sig here><insert one last insult here><insert statement regarding my boredom here><insert here>

<insert insertion joke here><insert further self-reference here><insert admission that I probably plagiarized this from someone><insert bragging that I'll never tell who><insert signature parodying mafia dialects here>

<insert fact that finals are over here><insert excitement here but vague on the details><insert statement concerning Cajek taking actual police detective classes next semester><insert Cajek being happy that a person he counseled said he solved some of her family problems here><insert Cajek feeling pretty good overall><insert question regarding TheLedBalloon's wellbeing here><insert light blue sig here> so happy!

<insert... Ah fuck it. Finals over? Nice! I had my AP Bio test on the 12th, so that's off my chest, but the rest of my finals don't start 'til...I think the 16th of June. In the meantime, we just had class elections for this year, and I think this is the year for the "slacker boys party," which has been up to this point edged out in all races out by the "popular girls party." It's gonna be a close race, this year!(except for that one girl who is running unopposed, but who the fuck really cares about "historian" anyways? I mean, come on.) - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:04, May 16

Is there a presidential bid in your future present? And if so, can I be the shadowy figure in the background pulling all the strings?   Le Cejak • <May 16, 2008 [3:17]>

Nah, I'm not popular enough to win a popularity contest. You need to be popular to win those. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:21, May 16

UnNews

I wish to write an UnNews Article. Do i submit it the same way as normal? (create this page)?

~ NEZLR 01:56, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually, you have to start it using the shiny "create article" box on the UnNews main page. That way, it sets you up with all the fancy-pants UnNews formattings. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:00, May 16

i learned on my own, but thanks.

now if only i can figure out how to illegally convert audio articles into MP3s and put them on my iPod. nevermind i found out how :) come up with a good article idea.~ NEZLR 03:02, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, good luck coming up with your idea. It's the most important part, you know. :) - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:23, May 16

Rolling...

Since I was born, they couldn't hold me down,
another misfit kid, another burned out town,
I never played by the rules and I'd never really care,
my nasty reputation takes me everywhere,
well I look and see, it's not only me,
so many others have stood where I stand,
we are the young, so raise your hands!
They call us problem child, we spend our lives on trial,
we walk an endless mile, we are the youth gone wild!

Reason? Does there have to be a reason? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:48, May 16

Nope, never. =D Funny you picked that song; the band's been playing it. (Unless you knew....???) We did that just before we learned Can I Play With Madness, actually. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:50, May 16

My MP3 player picked that song, I just shared it with you. And it's one of the few songs that my considerably-less-than-1337 guitar "skillz" can manage any part of at all (I can play about 10 seconds of it. Then I have to go back to "Jimmy Crack Corn" ;-( ) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:08, May 16

Jimmy Crack Corn is an anthem! Metal! \m/ - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:56, May 16

writers block

I have hit a wall at coming up with article suggestions (probably from fear that my article would be deleted).

also, you need to get rid of your unneccessary forum topics. this forum lags to shit. ~ NEZLR 06:37, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process might help you come up with some ideas--I'm pretty sure it has actually helped me come up with one or two of my pages. Another great idea-finder is, believe it or not, going through Wikipedia, and finding something that you think could be amusing, with just a few Uncyclopedian tweaks. Keep in mind, though, that Wikipedia's serious context makes a lot of stuff there seem funnier than it would be over here. And as for my talk page, you mean archive it? Yeah, I'll do that a little later. In the meantime, the hugeness of it makes me feel loved.

I'm not compensating for anything. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 15:29, May 17

Huge? Pah! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:15, 18 May 2008

Yeah, but I archive mine. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:36, May 18

A Question About UnBooks

Hey, I just have a quick question. I want to create a new UnBook, but I need to know: To properly create an UnBook, do I have to sign anything on the UnBooks homepage, or can I just create a new article here and put "Unbooks:" in front of it? * Flumpa 15:47, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I think just use the prefix, and stick {{unbooks}} on it. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:10, May 18

Banning

Mind telling me how this justifies this? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, heh, sorry about that. He's a sockpuppet of masterof9puppets, a kid from my town. He was blocked for tubgirl last time, and I know him well enough that I'm pretty sure he'll do it again. Do you think I was too preemptive? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:46, May 18

Oh, fine. If you know who he is and you have good reason, no problems. It just seemed a bit heavy handed for an apparent "first offence". As you were. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:13, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Hea Led. I happened to be wandering past... Um, Should that comment from that guy (pretending to be Done - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - ) be removed? MrN 23:28, May 18

Yeah, go ahead and get rid of it if you want. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:48, May 18

When you get the chance

Can you undo Spang's dickery for me? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:36 May 18

Hehehe. Yeah, sure, hang on... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:47, May 18

Help and information

Hi Led, I am a noob and I have read all of your edits and (I saw) I am the recipient of a huffing a while back( RE: Baznoc). Is that a kiss of death? I have a lot of stuff that I wrote for 'Are you aware'. I am learning. Some of it is even funny.( I am laughing on the inside right now) I did re-do the article Baznoc to give it a better read and it seems to have a great start but I wanted to ask; If I am in the process of writing, and getting better ideas, how long do I have to get the Rest of the article written, before someone huffs it? Am I a candidate for adoption by you, to get this right? I have another question. It is about when I read your edit page and there are references to numbers in green. What do they mean? I am in the adopt-a-noob situation, and I Love this place and want to be a better contributor. I will check back for your reply. Thanks, --baznoc 01:17, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Whew, that's a lot of questions. I was about to tell you to sign your posts, and warn you of the dreaded Template:Tilde, but I see you've signed it, so no worries there. Anyways, if you want to be adopted, I'll gladly take you under my wing! Feel free to put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage, if you like. The most general help I can give you is at HTBFANJS and Help:HowTo, two great help pages for new users.

Now for the specifics: Basically, new pages will get huffed on-sight if they're short. Really short pages are killed right off the bat 99.9% of the time. If you want to get a stay of execution to work on your page, the best way is to start them in a userspace subpage (for example, if you wanted to create the page "Gleeble-glorp," don't create Gleeble-glorp, create User:Baznoc/Gleeble-glorp, work on it until it's good, and then move it to the desired page title(gleeble-glorp). If you simply must start it in mainspace, tag it with {{Construction}}, so that the admins know you're still working on it. That gives you seven days to work on your page, but not running time. It's seven days since your last edit, so only if you leave it untouched for a week will it be deleted. The same is the case for {{ICU}}, which is put on pages by other users. Still, though, I worry about the page called "Baznoc." Is that a real person/place/thing? If so, does Wikipedia have a page about them? We typically enforce pretty tough vanity regulations around here.

Lastly, the numbers mean how many characters were added to or deleted from a page. Red means subtraction of characters, green means addition, and the gray 0 means a net gain of no characters. Hope this helps! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:25, May 19

BGBU is also great for n00bs. That's where it tells you about the construction tag. MrN 01:31, May 19

• • Read your reply.(wow, you are really a Great typist, Or are just verbose and communicate well. I think that is a real Must for people here.) Got your reply about Baznoc - believe it (or not) that was Straight from my imagination. I used that as a character for D and D when I was 15. It stuck. I hope it's ok. I made the whole story up. I did the date,too and if you read 1732 You will see I Tried to get this credibly insane.... I tried to make it seem true but, too funny to believe. I will start my projects like you said and will be updating my page. Thank You for the help and adopting me. I felt awash in SO much info., that it is a BIG help to get this correct and funny too, Without being huffed!

One thing. I suck at typos. I am having a lobotomy tomorrow, hopefully it helps. I am learning and thanks for the nod. I will keep in touch, because this is brining out a lot of fun and good times for me.I love to write.

I am Adopted noob! Woo Hoo!--baznoc 02:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Cool, glad to hear it! Keep in mind, though, that for most people(including myself), writing humor is very trial-and-error. It's a learning process, figuring out what works on Uncyc and what doesn't. Every new user gets a page or two huffed early-on(this includes me as well), so just keep trying, vote on VFH, hang out in the Dump, visit the IRC, and generally make yourself at home. Happy editing! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:04, May 19

ICUs, Newpages and stuff

Hello Led. You may have noticed that I have been on a bit of a mission today over at newpages... I have been using [1]. It's a BIG page, so don't open it if that might cause you a problem. Would you say that if an article has had an ICU put on, and then removed by the author without significant improvement we put the ICU back on one more time before the article is QVFD bound if they do it again? Kinda give then 2 strikes, and if they don't get the message its the huffmaster? MrN 02:29, May 19

Yeah, I'd say give them a couple chances, maybe even drop them a message on their talk page, before QVFDing. There is chance that they just think they've improved it enough, or that they don't understand the page-quality that we tend to shoot for here. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:50, May 19

Cool. Two strikes it is then. I'm not sure how many people bother to check the older newpages for this type of thing, but I think 2 strikes is workable enough. Presumably it would be OK to re-add an ICU on an article older than 7 days if the original ICU were put on before? MrN 03:01, May 19

Yeah, I'd say that sounds about right. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:10, May 20

Ooh, you'd be good at this

User:Under user/bad lyrics - feel free to add some if you're bored. I'm looking for truly terrible lyrics of rock! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:44, May 19

Oh, I'll have to add some stuff to this. Have you added Manowar's entire discography yet? Because, well, you know... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:11, May 20

My first Pee Review

I really liked that guy's article. Alien Hunter 06:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

That's not a problem. What is a problem is that you didn't give any advice at all, no suggestions to help the writer with their article. Check out the guidelines. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:30, May 20

Petition to archive the forum "Count to a million", which has grown so incredibly long that I can't even add my own signature to it, lest my computer crash and burn

I'm aware that there have been too many petitions lately, most of them created by me, but honestly, this one is a real petition. I really think the forum "Count to a million" has gotten so long that it should be archived and a new page should be made. Or did you expect to get to 1,000,000 all on one page? * Flumpa 11:14, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

It is not your place to discuss what Don Leddy expects. If he expects the sun to rise from the east. Well, the sun better comply. ~ 17:01, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Maybe so, but I also have the right to (and in fact, Uncyclopedia encourages) discussion with the admins over problems. I haven't been rude or anything, so I fail to see the problem. * Flumpa 21:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

The problem is that you expect Led to actually do something because you ask. He is not a man, he is a force: like the wind, or the rain, or the humor in the Colbert Report.   Le Cejak • <May 20, 2008 [21:23]>

Hey, I know this TLB guy! Real class-act. Anyways, I snuffed the forum because, honestly, you have almost no hope of getting any kind of consensus to get that page archived. You have a much better chance just doing it. Someone may revert it, but then it's between you and them. A community discussion on the issue would only degenerate into the usual inanity, which, while amusing, gets nothing done. Getting things done, on the other hand, gets things done. Or so I'm told. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:04, May 20

FUCK YOU LED BALLON!!!!

There. I said it. Now it's out in the open, our desire to fuck each other. Don't disguise the fact that you have feelings for your noob! I knew it from the moment I saw you... I await your decision with baited breath: shall we have a fuck or two?   Le Cejak • <May 20, 2008 [22:50]>

Well, technically we already have, but you were a bit "under the weather" when we did last time. You want to be conscious for this one? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:54, May 20

FU LED

Great job on that thar article and such. Twas an honor writing with yeh and such. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:50 May 20

Thanks Sys. T'was tons o' fun helping to write it. :) - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:52, May 20