User talk:SWJS

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Sorry about the mis-ban...damn shoddy banhammer keeps misfiring...

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User:TheLedBalloon has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Don't eat those all at once, or you'll get a stomach-ache! Seriously, though, I'm really sorry. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:24, Apr 14

Ah don't worry about it. Gave me a month to think of material for the page. Besides, who doesn't love cookies? SWJS 10:24, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

My Sandbox

thankz!

thanks 4 the comment dude! -Thomasfan666

No problem! --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 23:54, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh, did u see the Gorta and Crypto pages? guess who made them!? -Thomasfan666

SWJS/Sandbox

Call of the sticks

DUDE!!! chek it out! i made a page about a show im putting on youtube! Intrested? If not, heres a sneak preview:

Cropdusting with herbicides, soon became much more effective than covert on the ground action, and led to the dissolution of the Agent programme

NOW are ya intrested? heres the link 2 it - Call of the Sticks --Thomasfan666

Whoah, you weren't joking...

Oh well, who cares... Chocolate Rain 19:22, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

ExOps

hey dude! haven't seen you in a while. anyway, i just made a new article ExOps, and could you help me? thanks! P.S. what happened to your "Pox" article, and are we still friends?

                                     -thomasfan666

Redoing ExOps/Pox

Well, i got ur message, and i understand what u mean, but after all, uncyclopedia/wikipedia isn't the problem, it's ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! DUH-DUH-DUHN!. whoops, sorry about that, anyway, perhaps you can join me with ExOps, and you, me, PuppyOnTheRadio, and maybe Mr.Whiskers will be unstopable! HA HA HA!

                                         -Thomasfan666

P.S. perhaps i can help remake the Pox page. I kinda imagine pox nowdays as an engineer (not the railway kind) who works in a cubicle and is cryptos and gastros roomate XD

True dat, lol, yeah I like it. By the way, A friend and I are going into game development. If we do we're going to get the rights and develop DAH!4. --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 03:44, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Pox page

Okay, I have it here for the moment. I can see that it needs a little work, but I have come across a lot worse than this on uncyclopedia before, so I'm surprised it went through the QVFD. I don't want to ghost-write it, but I'm happy to throw in my feedback. The problem is I'm not a gamer, so I wouldn't get a lot of the references, the second is that I like HTBFANJS, which may cause issues.

If you want it to work on, then take it and stick it under your user space. If you want me to review it so you've got some options on what you can do, fine.

This has promise, but it needs some significant polishing - Id say at least a 50% rewrite. Do you want to give it a punt, or should I put it to bed? Pup 03:19, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Feel free to add any deconstructive criticism you deem necessary. Also, what are your views on articles for the series? If you need, I can get a story summary of each game so that you can better understand the humor and such. I would like help with these articles though. I'd rather not have them suffer their previous fate. So turn me to the Dark Side or whatever, just as long as it helps. Also, if it helps, I'm fat, lazy, and nerdy. So yeah. Fanboyism may apply. Results may vary. Also, are you an admin? <_< Or at least somebody of some importance? >_> --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 03:44, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

a) I'm a n00b, but I've been writing on a semi-professional basis for the past 19 years. (First published when I was 15 - do the math.) Feel free to add a vote at NotM

2)I'm fat, and nerdy - too much ADHD to be lazy though.

iii) I'll work on it and have something for you by (looks at the clock) Friday my time. Maybe.

The truth is you have a good concept for an article here, but it does need the work. The admins aren't trying to persecute you. So far I've had two huffed articles, and there's another one I'm just waiting for them to find and decide that it's also huff-worthy. That's about 20% of the stuff I've published on here. It's not a personal attack, and if you ask (nicely) the huffer (the same as I did) they'll hand it back to you to work on and improve in most cases. (Wait until you write a 50 page script and have it rejected over 20 times. Then you can become a little bitter.) Pup 04:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess I did become a Tight Ass over nothing. Thanks for the help. --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 08:10, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Pox 2

I think it's a very bloody good idea to re-start the Pox page! I have a few home-made figures of them. well, they aren't very homemade, but you know... here are the links:

• Crypto is now a geek. as always...http://www.cubefigures.com/tim.html
• Pox (O pox almighty!) got fired and now works as an engineer at an office

http://www.cubefigures.com/art.html

• And gastro is a biker http://www.cubefigures.com/jim.html

and they live together in an apartment in northeast london, but a terrible accident in 1996 turned their heads into cubes!!!'oh noes!' I also have some ideas for destroy all humans 4, as i am trying to make a game myself: GTA mercenaries of england. Perhaps we can make 2 games into 1...

                                            -THOMASFAN666

PEE review, or thereabouts...

User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/Pox Pup 03:54, 11 July 2009 (UTC) edit #997

Response to your last message - I'm caught up working on Vitiligo today, but I'll look at it soon. Pup 04:41, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

New. Review. For you. No grue.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Destroy All Humans! Pup 00:37, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

No problem - next review has to be done by somebody else. I've read two different takes on the same concept and I'm too prejudiced now to really review it without some bias. Although I mentioned an "alternate" concept or two in my "not quite a PEEreview" which has been kicking around in my mind. I how you don't mind but I'm going to take one back (but I'll probably tag onto the back end of WOW or guitar hero or a completely fictional game as I want to capture a broader audience.) Pup 03:07, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

ExOps (Yet again!!!)

Sorry about this exops stuff, but im wondering: can u make my page into a "Mini-site", like the Uncyclopedia Health Service? Get back 2 me soon, User:Thomasfan666