... that Captain Autofellatio (Pictured) often gets distracted from crime-fighting?
... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Africa's space program has had several successful launches to altitudes over 11 feet?
... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
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