User talk:Evil Pi

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Give me a very good reason

And I mean a very good one, why I shouldn't eliminate your Nazi party. ~ 20:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

And THIS is why the Holocaust happened....or did it? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mister Pi

I've come to a decision I really don't like to see a "Nazi party" around here. I don't need to see a "Fuhrer" and a swastika all over the place, it doesn't serve any humor related purpose and it doesn't have anything to do with your purpose which is, according to you, fighting vandalism.

So I'll tell you what, I'd rather see you drop the whole thing and go write funny articles, but if you want to keep it, I can help you change the name, the agenda etc, as long as that whole Nazi thing vanishes post haste from my sight. What do you say?

~ 20:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

OK where can I apply for the User Senate. Founding Member Baseball16 22:09, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

In the template with the organizations and everything you click on user senate. then you edit the page where the polls are to run.

What seat do I apply for?Founding Member Baseball16 23:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I Don't care. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

I am running for Seat Eight against UNSOC Leader Jocke Pirat. Founding Member Baseball16 00:41, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Or not. It's locked. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

Now I am running for Seat 3. Founding Member Baseball16 00:53, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Uh, excuse me?

Could you at least make a parody name of Nazi? Like, Nasi or something? Because, honestly, it's a little WEIRD. Like, it's A LITTLE WEIRD. O____O Hello? Anyone home? Change the damn name of your... thing whatever it is!   Le Cejak • <1:00, 10 Jul 2008>

Well, I was trying to be nice

But since you obviously aren't playing along, consider your party null and void. If you wish, you can revive it under a different name, but I'll be damn if I'll let a Nazi entity (even a mock one) exist here. ~ 08:05, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Evil Pi!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Evil Pi, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

The Senate

Hey, just a quick note, cause I see you standing for a seat in the Senate. You're standing for the seat representing VFD. Erm, have you ever been on/edited VFD? It's just cause the seats are for representing specific areas of Uncyclopedia, not jsut general positions. - [16:48 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Si, I has been to VFD. in fact I, basically live there. I have to keep checking back... Ahem, yes I have. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

Order of the Invisibles?

Exactly, what is it? SexySeaFlounder^{The $R$} 03:32, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

I have added my picture to the Defacebook. Founding Member Baseball16 22:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Re: Mister Pirat

• You can put me on the roll but I probably won't do much. I'm sorry but I'm just not active enough a member to participate in these things anymore. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/07/2008 @ 23:24

CMC

Welcome, Evil Pi, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:09 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

SIG! STOP THE SIG!

Your sig is too long. We have rules for that so don't get cocky, seńor! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:08, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Anarchist Party

I want to join. Let me join. How do you join? Evil Pi's personal ass. 21:08, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

By the way, ass. can mean ass, assistant or assasin. You choose. Evil Pi's personal ass. 21:08, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

True Identity

I know you personally Pi. Allow me too join the Anarchist Party or else. Or maybe since you have been inactive so long maybe we create a new...you know. SpaceCaptainFace