User talk:The $R$
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Hey $R$[edit source]
I replied on my talkpage. Founding Member Baseball16
14:28, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
replied again. Founding Member Baseball16 00:01, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
please join The UNCYCLOPEDIAN ANARCHIST PARTY. Click on the Great Head in my sig. Founding Member Baseball16 00:19, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Dear Mr. $R$[edit source]
Hello, Mr. $R$. I have deemed you worthy to- Ah,what the heck. I picked you to join the Order of the Unvisibles. (Highlight text to read)
Thankz, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP
Never Mind, It was a dumb idea.
Party Meeting[edit source]
A party meeting has been anounced by Evil Pi. Please participate in the meeting in the newly constructed meeting building, located here. Thank you.