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Mario's Quest to Kazkhstan

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's incredible how often Borat pops up in bad articles.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:54, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup. Irretrievable rubbish. Die, heathen! Myocardialinfarction 09:10, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Generic illustrations--but none of Mario. A week on {ICU} 2.5 years ago induced the IP to add the actual episodes. Softens the blow to realize we aren't deleting very much work. Spıke ¬  14:41 28-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Borat references in Uncyclopedia articles several years after the movie came out are not funny. ~ Captain Obvious. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 20:36, Nov. 28, 2009
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:51, 28 Nov
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Adated Mating pie

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Roller Cat

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Shoop event

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Redirect if you like, but who is going to request Shoop event anyway? Its only use (outside VFD/QVFD) is as a link to Sheep physics in the article on Sheep, in a thoroughly deletable sentence that discusses a feild [sic] created by two puedoscientists [sic]. Spıke ¬  18:14 28-Nov-09
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Imaginary Praying Mantis

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The unfunny article that nobody asked for nor would ask for no matter how long the human race exists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:57, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first business would be to make this "imaginary" insect real. Instead, the author hops from meme to meme. Spıke ¬  14:19 27-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Might have potential at Illogicopedia. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 20:27, Nov. 28, 2009
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Grand Theft Auto: Borat vs Bush

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Exactly as good at the title suggests. Though we're spared tedious lists of weapons and cars it's still a hunk of random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:53, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If citing wacky terms or outrageous concepts were humor, then we could automate the process of writing articles. (And assassination is no longer even regarded as funny.) Has someone edited that template at the bottom of the article as we kill off these unfunny pages? Spıke ¬  00:10 27-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 5 stars my ass. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 20:30, Nov. 28, 2009
  • Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:45, 28 Nov
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Yeah, I popped off the GTA red links on the template. I figure it's an invitation for some bliphead to rewrite them and given the tedious and repetitive nature of most GTA articles the recreated article is liable to be a near verbatim reconstruction. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:34, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
Good thinking. The last thing we need is a respawning of GTA-fancruft articles... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Marion

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  • Delete Quite possibly a bad case of vanity. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article, originally ridiculing McDonald's, was by mid-2007 about Marion, Michigan, whose IGA supermarket we used to visit on the way up north. It now says it's about Marion, Illinois, but none of its editors care, or probably know that Bush is no longer President. Either town of Marion deserves an article, but there is no one here who is going to make this one good. Spıke ¬  00:55 27-Nov-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! WTF? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:41, 27 November 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:04, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
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International League of Brown People

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and useless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:12, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and useless, but contains stereotyping with no link to comedy (naturally, as it has no comedy), evident vanity, and no explanation of what it's supposed to be about. Spıke ¬  23:24 26-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg That's racist! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. looks a bit like vanity. --Mn-z 02:36, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Huff and the images. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:22, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • File:John-Corso.jpg looks like possible cyberbulling. Also, if this deleted, can someone delete the references to it on brown? --Mn-z 02:36, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png The Wish Fish

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  • Howto be a better Uncyclopedian: Affix {VFD} to the article you're trying to kill. Got you covered this time. PS--Credit Hyperbole today both with the "entertaining reading" cited above--it was really dopey when nominated--and with the paragraph I could do without. Spıke ¬  20:33 25-Nov-09
True! You can be an even better Uncyclopedian by rewriting the complete crap instead of VFD-ing it. Nice work, Hyperbole. When Spike said it was entertaining, I got concerned for his sanity. Then I read your changes. Yay. Oh, and Spike, thanks - it's only like my second or third VFD. I'll remember that next time. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:44, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Many here are concerned for it. Spıke ¬  21:47 25-Nov-09

Hyperbole continues editing while the vote is underway, and I am piling on. It's grammatically correct to remove "which" wherever possible. Except in this article. (The wish fish which....) PS--Article now includes new section on Wish Sandwiches and Arthur Treacher's frozen Wish Fishes. GT's "Yay" above might repudiate or weaken his initial Delete vote. Spıke ¬  03:04 27-Nov-09 --- Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:33, Nov 27

Grand Theft Auto: Toronto

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Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg GTA Delete —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It started to seem as though this installment was a vehicle, as it were, for political commentary. But such a coherent plan was too much to expect. Spıke ¬  11:26 26-Nov-09
  • Delete. More wannabe game cruft garbage..--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:11, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad Stories

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Elbonia

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment! They could've, at the very least, taken 5 minutes to photoshop that second picture so he was flipping someone off. I would've given them some credit for that; but they didn't, so I won't. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Curt Vargas

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Philip Henry Youth

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Ralph Womack

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Ward Technologies Corporation

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Fist Of Doom

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Peter Neal Taylor

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  • Here is the newest and horriblest encyclopedia cliché: "Many sources (though unreliable) claim that...." My mother does too. Spıke ¬  17:12 25-Nov-09
  • Here's an even newer one: "SPIKE's mother claims, between moans of pleasure, that..." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:43, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
You plan to use that one in an article? Spıke ¬  18:35 25-Nov-09
Articles. Plural. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:38, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Don Vincent Brassi

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Delete. Another chapter in an unfunny story. There are a lot of links to check in there as well. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:12, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

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Bloodlust

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not just bandcruft, BELKAN bandcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:30, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fictional-country bandcruft with real names spells vanity, here particularly mundane. Spıke ¬  10:49 25-Nov-09
  • Weak delete. There are at least attempts at jokes in this one. But they're shitty attempts. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:51, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Delete. Curious . The writer has no concept of what funny is. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:15, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

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Snake Plissken

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  • Delete. An article by User:5556, who, apparently, was never told that Uncyclopedia is a comedy site and not just a site for general fiction. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As below. Spıke ¬  19:52 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg If this were Wikipedia, an in-universe template would be required. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:38, 25 November 2009
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  • Delete. If this turns out to be a future classic , remember you were one of the people who voted to destroy it. Nah...it isn't going to happen. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:24, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Marmitophone

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Clever. Even the list is clever. Occasionally random, but fun for music-lovers. Spıke ¬  21:14 19-Nov-09
  • Keep. If this goes , we will ever see an article like this again ? Remove the duff bits (Stalin zzzz etc) - and it can remain servicable. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:37, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bizarre article. Kind of coherent, but in no way funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:52, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • The instrument is "played by ear"--literally. Plays A through G, plus the "secret" note H. Engineering diagrams for this food-filled instrument were discovered as "papers wrapped in an oily rag." Gems throughout. But no role for the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople. Spıke ¬  02:49 20-Nov-09

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Berlinlandstan

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  • Have the people citing our Delete rationales as their Keep rationales perhaps seen the movie Peyton Place, where the stereotypical New Englander votes against the majority on everything, including against adjournment when all the business is done? Are you voting just to be contrarian, or do you really see promise in this article? Do you realize that the italicized phrase above just goes on and on? Spıke ¬  04:26 19-Nov-09
That's still referring to the movie, not here. Do you really see promise in this article? Spıke ¬  06:03 19-Nov-09
I believe that what Colin and Syndrome are implying is that this article passes the "So bad it's good" test, in the vein of Mr winkler is GAY. That they consider it a special kind of incoherence where the author fails so badly that the author himself becomes the joke. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:23, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
So glad you cited the winkler article before I stumbled on it and nominated it. Spıke ¬  21:05 19-Nov-09
It's been nominated three times, and survived all three. Today, it's one of the most popular articles on Uncyclopedia - and a personal favorite of mine. I wrote the spinoff article A gay retared place. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:10, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I meant. I wrote Heinrich himmler is GAY to add to the Winkler madness, although I don't expect this particular article will generate any spinoffs. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:29, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
All right, those are deliberately bad. This one is just bad. And, by the way, profoundly incomplete, and mostly ignored since Aug-07. Spıke ¬  15:47 22-Nov-09

Coors

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  • Delete I checked to see if we had an article about The Coors that I could link to in my comment above and found this crappy article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:54, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:18, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bottom line is: it's not funny. Let's decide how to make this funny after this unfunny heap of slag is gone. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:19, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, its most promising life requires that this incarnation die. Spıke ¬  01:13 17-Nov-09
  • Delete. Unfinished, uncared for , unillustrated and ditchwater dull to boot. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:29, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:25, Nov 26
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  • {AAP} (Needs-photos tag) was copied into this article instead of used as a tag; Section 1 was usage guide for the tag; fixed. Spıke ¬  02:06 13-Nov-09
  • And {VFD} added--I'm sure this is above my pay grade. Spıke ¬  02:12 13-Nov-09
  • Good concept (confuse Adolph Coors the brewer with Adolf Hitler), bad execution descending into babble. A fix would not be trivial. Spıke ¬  02:10 13-Nov-09 post-edited

File:Babyeatin.JPG

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  • Delete This image is only used on a few userpages of people who haven't logged in in years. It's essentially a shock image. It satirizes nothing, violates the rules, and still has a watermark from rotten.com on it. If you're going to use Uncyclopedia as a mirror for a shock site, at least put a little effort into it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:18, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't know who User:Marijuana Marijuana or User:Tedmund are, so I'm just going to assume they're shitty editors whose opinions I don't care about. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:21, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of course, it was also used by Baby eating, but we took care of that. Spıke ¬  20:28 25-Nov-09
  • Delete. I guess. Fake and offensive, doesn't bother me. Only on User pages? So what? Watermarked with Rotten.com? Burn it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:30, 25 Nov
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Vincent Vercetti

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Paradigm City

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  • Did 5556 once have a user page, by which to divine whether he had plans to make his stuff funny? Spıke ¬  19:51 24-Nov-09
  • He did once have a userpage. I don't know why an admin would delete it unless it were cyberbullying. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:53, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Could I have his userpage restored to my userspace? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:54, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Apparently Thomasfan created a pee review request on that userpage. It's a mystery. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:14, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Marios

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Honestly, is anyone surprised that this sucks? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cheap shot at local eatery; see below. Spıke ¬  22:33 19-Nov-09
  • Delete. An idea with possibility but not like this. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:39, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per above. --Mn-z 18:39, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • It's'a me --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:16, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedians are too pack-rattish. We're too hesitant to get rid of the stuff that doesn't work well. -Dorsalfrog Prime 14:35, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Coherent article with few feints into randomness. But asserting that a local eatery is Mafia-related and flouts the health code, and taking other cheap shots, isn't clever but generic. Looks like a place with franchises in only a few towns: Codeine's mum? Spıke ¬  21:26 19-Nov-09
    I assumed it was just an article about "What would it be like if the Nintendo mascot, Mario, opened an Italian restaurant?" Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
That would be an interesting direction in which to take it; but I don't see where the author did so. Spıke ¬  22:03 19-Nov-09
Yeah, looks like there was a throwaway reference or two at the beginning but the author took it no further. This article is just plain confused about what it wants to be. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:20, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Mariology

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Remarkable. There is a concept; and the subsequent randomness was written by a scholar and not a twerp between games on his Nintendo. If this should acquire an actual purpose, it would be great. Spıke ¬  21:40 19-Nov-09
  • Keep good enough. --Mn-z 18:40, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep. I laughed quite frequently. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:26, Nov 24 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg PWNAGE KEEP VOTE OVERRIDING ALL DELETE VOTES. Per Necropaxx. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 19:18, Nov 24 2009
  • Flipping to keep. It hadn't occurred to me that Mariology was the study of the Virgin Mary. That makes this whole thing seem far less random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:20, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:50, 25 November 2009
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tagged rewrite, but not worth rewriting. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:45, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete It's certainly... thorough. There's just a lot of concept problems. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:02, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:40, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete looks a play on the word "Mariology", i.e. the study of Mary, replacing various proper names with the Nintendo characters. --Mn-z 03:31, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Last half of final paragraph (in non-matching Yo Momma style) was anonIP vandalism Oct-Nov'08; now deleted; likewise the See Also to unrelated "Dexter :D". Spıke ¬  22:32 19-Nov-09
I've added an animation from the gallery and will break it into sections and improve typography if it is Kept. Spıke ¬  02:40 20-Nov-09 What is the "concept problems," guys? It imagines the usual ecclesiastical number-of-angels-that-can-dance-on-the-head-of-a-pin-ology, applied to the popular character of primitive video games, and does so with skill. Spıke ¬  03:01 21-Nov-09
I think that is the problem. The title gets a slight chuckle, but other than that, it reads like a wikipedia (or even Britannica) article with proper name replacement. --Mn-z 03:31, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
The divinity of Luigi? The "plumberness" of Mario? This article is totally dead-pan--but not unfunny! Spıke ¬  15:42 22-Nov-09
PS--Version in my userspace now has section heads and somewhat tighter wording. Spıke ¬  16:11 22-Nov-09

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Ice Berg Plantation

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  • Keep This article has a good idea and concept, but isn't finished. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:27, Nov 16
  • Keep. It doesn't look promising and absolutely no one else except the author will know where this is going . Suggest it is checked again soon before letting it defrost. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:53, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Definitive useless article. Maybe, just maybe could be merged with Crystal meth. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:36, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's only a month old, but the author spent 8 days on Uncyclopedia and is probably unlikely to ever come back. I'm not encouraged about the future of this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:38, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. You know what guys... I may have been... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:32, Nov 19
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Still seems drug-induced; on second visit, the only thing that jumps out is the way it uses every tired meme once, from cliché numbers to Russian Reversal. Spıke ¬  10:55 25-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 25 November 2009
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  • The problem with drug-induced editing is that a random thought over which you laugh for 10 minutes convinces you it was funny. CoMC has a good idea of using part of this article to flesh out the other one, as you used to be able to take two Chevy Vegas and make one working one. Spıke ¬  14:25 16-Nov-09

VFD-padlock.png Modern warfare 2

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  • Delete. First of all, let me say that if I'm placing this in error of some unwritten rule, I apologize. This page was created on November 18th, so it's pretty young to be VFD'd, but I believe that these are exceptional circumstances and the deletion policy says nothing about not putting new-ish articles on VFD. Anyway, take a look at Modern Warfare 2. If you don't, there are a couple things I ought to tell you about that page. First off, it was deleted due to VFD a week or so ago, and turned into a redirect to a part of the Call of Duty article. In my opinion that's how it should be- the section to which the page redirects will suffice until someone creates a page good enough to allow use of the Modern Warfare 2 title. Modern warfare 2, on the other hand, is not up to that level of quality. While it does have the construction tag on it, the original author hasn't edited it since it was created; it's been all IPs at this point, which might explain why the page sucks like it does. Some IP also added the hard rewrite template, adding further evidence to the article's sorry state. It's also been a target for vandalism, as you can see with a cursory glance through the page.
In short, I'm VFDing this article because it sucks, and using that tl;dr rant up there to explain why I'm VFDing a page less than a week old. Modern Warfare 2 is proper capitalization anyway. Cheers. --Andorin Kato 11:09, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
The excellent "tl;dr" meme fills a great need. But a medium-sized paragraph in defense of a controversial nomination is not tl;dr. How about unsigned nomination, unexpired {WIP}, no {VFD}? Spıke ¬  13:37 24-Nov-09 PS--I am mistaken as Andorin authored both of the paragraphs above and is not criticising an anonymous nominator. Spıke ¬  22:39 24-Nov-09
  • Delete. "Work in progress"? Bullshit. I don't call that progress. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:49, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
I agree with your evaluation, but not this argument, as the article is less than a week old. What if these particular anonIP's reach stride in their second week of editing? Spıke ¬  13:08 24-Nov-09
  • Delete Because Andorin's VFD vote demonstrates at lest four times the effort the article does. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:28, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • De-1337. --EMC [TALK] 12:32 Nov 24 2009
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  • Breaks out of encyclopedic character to chat with, CHEST-THUMP TO, and nag, the reader. There is obvious vandalism in the article, but a lot of stuff that's ambiguous vandalism. But streams of irrelevant babble is a trait y'all esteemed in Berlinlandstan this week, on y'all's way to honoring it as an archetypally bad article. I don't know what the criteria are, and I don't know why this nomination is valid. Suggest we pull {rewrite|hard} from the page and inform them in 36pt that we don't like their work and that they should get user names, read their talk pages, and get serious about writing humor. Spıke ¬  13:08 24-Nov-09 post-edited
  • Other than the fact you didn't place a VFD template on it, it's still under the construction tag, and you don't VFD articles which are still under construction, as bad as they may be. If you think that the tag is being abused (so, no progress and someone performs minimal editing just to keep alive) you're more than welcome to tell me or any other admin and it will be massacared on the spot. Otherwise, let the tag expire and the way currently looks it will die a quick death when that happens. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:34, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Adder

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Adder is the leader of White Cobra who gained notoriety in the Beckstockian army. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:45, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And anything else that Waterdog did in 2007. Do we really want to publicize that claim of having 25,000 "articles"? Spıke ¬  13:28 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Waterdog. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:33, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • A General AND an Ace Pilot? Sounds like a pretty cool guy. Still, delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:37, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Hey guise, I found out what the Belka sagacruft is really about —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Darn, I was just hoping it was the expression of a small boy's autism. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:55, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

A Stab In The Back: The Betrayal By The People Of Nercer

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently this Adder bastard wrote a book too. Does this shit never end?--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:09, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, let's add book outlines to video-game specs (below) as things you don't use Uncyclopedia for instead of the word processor on your laptop. Spıke ¬  13:23 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can see that just the teeniest bit of humor was attempted here, as Adder isn't even from the game that Belka sagacruft is based on. Its also a little random, so at least he maybe kinda tried. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Waterdog. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:32, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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XRSU387 Niflheim

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is apparently the official fighter plane of Beckstockia. See a pattern yet?--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:33, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only pattern I see is that a large proportion of the column-inches are section heads. Spıke ¬  13:21 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Same reason as the others. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:31, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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White Cobra

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International Peace Movement

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More in-universe cruft from Beckstockia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:08, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete as below. In addition--since the only way one can guarantee "peace" is to surrender--the real peace movement comes fully equipped with a way to mock it. Whether or not we ever do so, anyone who typed International Peace Movement in earnest would not want to be led here. Spıke ¬  13:17 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its time for Operation Belka--seek and destroy all Belka-related articles. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Written by 5556 and Waterdog. Are those socks of each other, or is this, like, two friends designing a fictional video game? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:30, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Not on Uncyclopedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:40, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Beckstockia

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Belka sagacruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:17, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Written like a wikipedia article. No jokes at all... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No evaluation necessary: simply police against the use of Uncyclopedia to write specs for new video games. Spıke ¬  13:14 24-Nov-09
  • Delete. Utterly humorless. Interestingly, not written by 5556. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:30, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Thanks, Count. I was going to look into if there were any more where Belka came from but I forgot. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:35, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Justice League led Coup in the Soviet Union

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Bizarro Keep This am good article with many jokes and no relation to Belka sagacruft.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:56, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
    Comment: Um, why nom this and vote keep? --Andorin Kato 12:49, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Even I can figure this out; everything the Count said is backwards. Spıke ¬  13:11 24-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sagacruft it is. Spıke ¬  13:11 24-Nov-09
  • Delete. 5556. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:28, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Whoops I accidentally delete voted on another Belka article when I meant to vote delete here. Unforgivable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:41, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Joke explained here for the good of Andorin and Spike. It's an old school comic book thing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:46, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Ah! you know, in my country, millions who don't conjugate verbs correctly played the same joke last November at the polls. Tragically, no one stepped forward and said, "We wuz jes' pullin' y'all's leg." Anyway, do keep letting us know when you want us to read the exact opposite of what you wrote. Spıke ¬  00:25 25-Nov-09

Grand Theft Auto: Afghanistan

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  • Delete -- Also, penis. 05:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because it's a GTA. (1) When an article does nothing but create your own fantasy, self-deprecation doesn't count as humor. (2) "Please also note" ("It's important to note") could be added to the recommendation of ways not to start a sentence, sentences being notable by default. Spıke ¬  10:12 23-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 18:07, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GTA, GTFO plz. K thx. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete..Oh there is/was an article almost called Grand Theft Auto:Kabul. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:40, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keep. Dude, it was JUST nominated. Respect the process! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:18, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above, and it mentions Oscar Wilde, and Pants, and has seminude lesbians, and its a template, and I once used it to transclude iCarly on to RDB's userpage. --Mn-z 05:00, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete What is this crap? It's not even punctuated properly, and actually using it on a page will give you a bunch of preggo smut. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:56, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You answered your own question: It's crap. Short, ugly, unfunny, and unclever. (Now, how did it get VFD'd, kept, and renominated in under a day?) Spıke ¬  10:06 23-Nov-09
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif INVALID NOMINATION! It's too young, like, several minutes or something. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:24, 23 November 2009
    • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.png I'M SERIOUS, PEOPLE! This was mainspaced yesterday. Please use QVFD or {{ICU}} instead. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:51, 23 November 2009
      • Symbol heart vote.svg ARE YOU SERIOUS? Check the timestamps. I nominated it before it went to mainspace. Therefore the nomination is still valid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:48, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
        • Then its even an INVALIDER NOM!! because it was in userspace (specifically mine) when it was nominated. --Mn-z 18:05, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
          • Since when was it invalid to nominate a page from Userspace? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:58, Nov 24
            • Yeah, no one complained when I nominated User:Cajek, and I'm sure no one would complain if I were to nominate User:MrN9000/sig. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:03, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
              • Well there is "Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD." Which obviously allows for a lot of slack... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:26, Nov 24
                • If I remember, Mordillo didn't approve of the nomination of Crablogger's userpage. And, there is the policy of moving deleted pages into userpages upon request. --Mn-z 07:04, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment the previous "nomination" shown on the article's talk page is a joke. Its an in-joke based on people voting to keep everything on VFD. And its not voting drama because its VFD votes. AND in the event that this is deleted, it has a subpage @ BUTT POOP/VFD and I want the article moved back to my userspace. --Mn-z 16:31, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
So this article is an inside joke only for VFD voters? And we were supposed to follow the link in the See Also to know this? Too tricky for me; the article itself still sucks, and my vote stands. Spıke ¬  01:29 24-Nov-09

Keep'd. Nominated while it was still userspace'd. If it was, say, shockporn, I would let it pass, then smack you for not putting it in QVFD instead. If you think this page is crap, bring it back here in a month. Not sooner. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:07, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I expected this to be a no-brainer Delete, but it actually provides an entertaining stereotype of n00bs whose awful work gets deleted by admins--and slapped down via VFD. Compare the awesome My ex-wife. Spıke ¬  02:23 23-Nov-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. We need a reminder of stoopid noobs and their "Fuck Uncyclopedia" rants. This page is an Uncyclopedia injoke, and thus needs to be kept for historic purposes. It is just as valuable as the Uncyclopedia is the worst page. If deleted, maybe we can move some of the best Fuck Uncyclopedia comments to the Uncyclopedia is the Worst article. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:09, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It's pretty bad, but, like, whatever. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:05, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Giada De Laurentiis

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not fully relevant to topic but consistent in tone enough to be more than random. I snickered a little at the pictures too. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:53, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Probably never a VFH contender , it is at least coherent and the writer shows he/she is no moron either. I did find the photo comparisons funny - so a keep in my book. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:09, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep per above, I guess. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:22, 22 November 2009
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  • Delete. Random nonsense about someone who has some connection to the Food Network. I think. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:46, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 03:14, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • It's grievous that the reader has to wade through the history-of-the-future randomness to get to the good stuff. Spıke ¬  15:59 22-Nov-09
    So??? VOTE DAMMMIT!!!! Ah, that was actually a keep. Please put it in the keep box next time. Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:21, Nov 24
That wasn't a Keep; it was a Comment. So I put it under Comment. Don't like voting on a problematic but funny article about a subject I know nothing about. Spıke ¬  01:27 24-Nov-09

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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This is a great example of how not to write an article. I'll keep a copy in my userspace for future reference. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

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  • Delete. homophobic British vanity at its best... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irony, hypocrisy, and shifting positions are endemic to politics; whatever you think of Clegg, there is no reason to make a hatchet-job this numb. Wikipedia does not assert that he is gay in the first place (well, they wouldn't) but does note that he figures into the year's expense-account scandals, a real source of ridicule that the article misses. As earlier this week, best way to get a good article is to huff this one. Spıke ¬  02:29 20-Nov-09
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Grand Theft Auto: Venice

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A giant list with no pictures. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Grand Theft etc etc. Must be something in this game's genes that encourages so many contributors to write their own crappier versions. Isn't there a sad little wiki just for them ?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:33, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:40, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Me too per above. Spıke ¬  02:25 23-Nov-09
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The Letter People

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Belka

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*Keep. Normally I'm all for placing articles like this in a shredder but..seems like someone is working hard . I know it is completely unfunny so perhaps the writer could receive a quiet word from someone and stick it on their user page ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:28, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete An IP has been chiseling away unfunny sections of this article. If he keeps it up, it's just going to be a blank page. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another unfunny description of a fictional country, with fictional neighbors, as if to set up yet another video-game Armageddon. Except for the bit about Stalin and the USSR. Spıke ¬  00:40 20-Nov-09
  • Delete. Absolutely no hint of humor here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:50, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's a difference between working hard and actually accomplishing something. No matter how much effort they put into this masturbatory wreck it's just going to be a more detailed masturbatory wreck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:43, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete What a lot of cock. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:25, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Changed vote in light of Hyperbole's investigations. I looked at the others...you were right. Serially unfunny at any level and the mention of Craplogger...yes...delete..delete...delete...!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:25, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Because it doesn't mention any squirrels. Bastards! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 22 November 2009
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  • Symbol opinion vote.svg Comment! Apparently "belka" is also Uncyclopedian for crap pile. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:19, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

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Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad

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  • Delete. Poorly written, poorly formatted, poorly old. -- Also, penis. 03:41, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remarkable; someone other than TKDKidXism is doing Grand Theft articles! But the creativity of buying ten GTA games and imagining how you would design the eleventh doesn't rise to the level of humor. Anywhere. Spıke ¬  04:04 21-Nov-09
  • Delete. A long unfunny history . What's next Grand Theft Auto : Kabul ?. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:11, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Was...was this translated to English by Babelfish? --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:13, November 21, 2009 (UTC).
  • Delete Apparently theirs a cheat for this game where you press triangle, triangle, square, up, down, square, circle and then knife yourself through your heart. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:23, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
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mmotales

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Da Loot Thick and naaaaasty. It appears to be about some message board website that nobody cares about and it has the sheer gall to redlink dozens of the message board's member names with the hope (or even worse, plan) to fill them out in the future in an orgy of HZ Corp style interlinked in-jokery. It's the kind of stupid website melodrama more suited to ED, plus it's plagued with nonsense.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:51, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete --monika 22:05, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Do it quickly before the above hope or plan comes to fruition. Spıke ¬  22:38 20-Nov-09
  • Delete. Incomprehensible idiotish. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:15, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • The fuck...? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
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VFD-padlock.png Booger King

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Looking deceptively good after all those Grand Theft Auto articles? This one follows its queasy thesis into funny areas and just needs a little tightening up. Spıke ¬  00:40 19-Nov-09
  • Keep. If not exactly that funny , this article is at least literate and has the germ of a good idea. A definite keep and I agree with Spike , should not join the other junk that has marked down for a cull this week. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:47, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weakest possible keep. It sucks, but I agree that it's not the kind of thing we generally delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:31, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • KEEP! A manforman classic! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:52, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 20:39, Nov. 21, 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. With just some polishing it'll be QFAable. • FreddThe Redd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 20:48, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kept ~Jewriken.GIF 21:42, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png Edward Cullen

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  • Delete. So then I thought, "I wonder if we have an article on Edward Cullen?" Jesus Christ, do we ever. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:07, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bulleted list of 86 ways to kill one, followed by a numbered list of 8 other things, will always be cruft magnets. Anyone voting Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. should have to sign up to maintain it--as no one else is; one talk-page comment is typed right into the article. Spıke ¬  16:52 20-Nov-09
  • Sucks. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:47, Nov 20
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete As much as I hate the Twilight phenomenon I do like the core theme of Edward Cullen creating Twilight to become popular playing Edward Cullen. OTOH the execution is very poor save one or two paragraphs. Even cleansing it of the nasty list wouldn't get it up to spec. It also contains Shoop-da-Whoop, which is generally unfunny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:32, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Have done a biography of game-show host Bill Cullen that covers the years after his crowning to lead the King Kullen supermarket chain on Long Island. Spıke ¬  16:43 20-Nov-09 post-edited
  • Deleted and redirected. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:54, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Martian Law

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Typical VFD garbage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:57, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Entire intro is encyclopedia clichés written not to communicate but to adhere to a supposed orthodoxy. Sections 1 and 2 are null; Section 3 is history-of-the-future with new nations that reminds me of the world of HZ Corps. Thereafter: listcruft. It's another bleeping alternate universe! please check for other, interrelated pieces of crap. Spıke ¬  21:21 19-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., although "The US prostitution replaced by the Martian charter." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:25, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. If you are going to use a joke as regards martial/martian law - do it properly and don't chuck in junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:32, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Martial Arts

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  • I'd delete all the encyclopedia clichés ("It is well-known that") and delete the half of the list of martial-arts styles that are merely puns, bantering with the reader, or apologies for not saying anything. Illustration was added in Oct'06 by an editor who disappeared one month later; it says where it was stolen from. Link to Mars the planet, in intro, was never returned to. Spıke ¬  22:46 19-Nov-09

Maria Menounos

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is fucking creepy, as the author lists the scores of reasons he enjoys masturbating to images of this Greek television presenter. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:40, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
While providing absolutely no illustrations to let the reader play along at home. Spıke ¬  22:00 19-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete Shit, I'd keep the article if it was creepy. If an article was creepy to a point where it became clearly and intentionally creepy it would verge on dark humor. I believe you mean to say "sleepy". This article evokes feeling of mild drowsiness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:26, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A detailed piece of e-stalking which, like Nick Clegg and Marios in the VFD list above, fails to add the crucial element of ever being clever about it. Spıke ¬  12:17 20-Nov-09
  • Delete. A masterwank work which deserves to be given back to the author. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:44, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Chicken McNuggets

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random yet bland. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:39, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. I like the quote at the top, but other than that, this isn't a good starting point for our McNugget article. I think SPIKE will quickly find that the quote is the only useful thing in his userspace and he'll basically be writing this from scratch. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:33, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, exactly, and here it is--I'll roll this in once the original is huffed. One or two more illustrations are welcome, and I'll adapt or extend the text. Spıke ¬  21:02 19-Nov-09
  • Blandom --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:37, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I happen to know something about these Nuggets, on a non-technical level. Have copied it to my userspace; might not make it good but will make it less random in 1-2 days. If Photoshopped pix were to get inserted into my private copy, they would suggest a theme and I would passively obey. Spıke ¬  20:50 18-Nov-09 PS--Conversely, if no one suggests a theme, please don't wait for me to transform this one. It's clear which digressions need to go (Karl Marx, kidnapping, school shootings, God, the World Trade Center) but not clear what should take the place of the resulting vacuum. Spıke ¬  18:33 19-Nov-09

Call of Duty: Finding Osama bin Laden

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  • HZ Corps -- Also, penis. 02:16, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. C'mon! you said the last one was the last one! User TKDKidXism here turns his attention to a video game that was withdrawn. That broadening is not matched by his writing. To quote him at the end of Section 2: "THE END. Borrrinng." Spıke ¬  02:21 20-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg moderate delete This is the best HZ Corps article yet. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:29, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Althought I would like to see Osama's secret orgy cave. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:20, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto: Springfield

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ZUNO Group

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  • What happened to this guy? He's edited religiously every week for six months, and he disappears once people start noticing him? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:42, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
The expression around here is, "The jig is up." Spıke ¬  03:02 20-Nov-09

Blue China

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I got the stubby, no joke, '06 cruft blues. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:14, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Blue China of course exists - as crockery. This is a different type of 'crockery' which you will not want displayed on a table. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:33, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. I agree with SPIKE that it's not a bad idea and we could just {{idea}} tag it - but the execution just sucks so hard we might as well delete it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:30, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'll pile on; my comments are below. Spıke ¬  01:17 20-Nov-09
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. (Formerly Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.) I get it, it's Taiwan plus blue humor. A little less randomness, a little more glue, and it would be a good article. Having looked at it further, the possibility that it could be tightened up pales before the reality that there is no reason for it to exist. The article on Taiwan could be a vehicle for any desired garbling of the history of this break-away island. Except that Taiwan follows a theme of Star Trek and Klingons. Good God. Spıke ¬  04:18 19-Nov-09

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1894 Hampton Hill Whale Disaster

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that fails badly without being related to Grand Theft Auto? Preposterous!!!--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:22, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. I actually enjoyed the lede. It actually made me smile. And from there it just turned into a pile of shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the lead, a single sentence that says the 1894 disaster occurred in 1736 and that it is 13 km from Greece to London, hints you are not in for an explanation but a vomiting of ideas. Spıke ¬  01:22 20-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like the lead and the picture, but I'm afraid this article isn't going places. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:53, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Harvest Moon: Magical Manhandling

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Videogame cruft. Lots of the tired "kid's characters having gay sex" bullshit plus bad quotes and bad ED memes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:14, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What he said. Spıke ¬  06:01 19-Nov-09
  • Delete. I would say 'Bad Concept'..except, does it have one ? Probably the work of a junior contributor to this wiki . It would be very sad if they were any older.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Or if the franchise spawned as many follow-ons as the recent Grand Theft series. Spıke ¬  13:07 19-Nov-09
  • Borat goes to A.D. 2020202002. Whee. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:28, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think it's a vanity article for someone's nth rate recreational basketball team. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, obvious vanity. Spıke ¬  11:59 18-Nov-09
  • Delete. Vanity..all is vanity - and especially here if we don't watch out..--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:23, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I care less that it's vanity and more that it's garbage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:35, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Marc DeCarlo

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  • Delete. This might be an article about the voice actor who played Jimmy Neutron's dad - but, honestly, I'm not sure if it's about anything at all, other than the concept that the word "Jew" is fun to say. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:26, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:19, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sometimes - not often - you come across a line that makes you think for a brief second. Like this one : DeCarlo was the child of Joan of Arc and Plato, but was raised by ethereal monks in the little-known Chinese Dai-Wong-Chu-Tsi-Womba-Bing Dyanasty. I had never thought of that connection before...anyway, bye-bye article...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:12, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 19 November 2009
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Champ Bailey

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. '05 cruft. Shan't make it to '10 I think. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:27, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Also, penis. 07:35, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although maybe short, unfunny articles about what a stud a Homie is, are just cultural differences we should grow to accept. Spıke ¬  12:06 18-Nov-09
  • Delete. Bin it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:25, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto: Disco Man Stories

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  • Another! Another! Oh God, please once more! -- Also, penis. 22:17, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. *Just keeps carving notches into his shotgun stock.* --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's like torture even casting your eyes on this page...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:28, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In for a penny, in for a pound. Spıke ¬  02:17 18-Nov-09
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Grand Theft Auto: South Africa

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  • Hey hey hey, not too many more now. -- Also, penis. 22:15, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Though I admit the "trespassing" bit was a tiny bit funny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:16, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shame we can't turn these into Cash for Clunkers...make a fortune...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In for a penny, in for a pound. Spıke ¬  02:17 18-Nov-09
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Grand Theft Auto: MADTV

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Hulk Smash! More GTAcruft from the maker of HZ Corp. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:04, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Crunk Smash! Do you guys remember that show? That little super-hero segment on Dexter's Lab? Yeah, I always thought that was kind of funny. This, however, is not. See what I did there? -- Also, penis. 22:13, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Is this Slappy Squirrel Redux...? TKDKidXism seems to have spent 2009 spilling his ...er..creative 'seed' all over Uncyclopedia without anyone noticing until now. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:21, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In for a penny, in for a pound. Spıke ¬  02:17 18-Nov-09
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Marbles

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  • Delete. Why is our page on marbles actually about the Pillsbury Doughboy performing Satanic rituals? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:25, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete That is a very good point. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:13, Nov 16
  • Haw haw. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:24, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The author has lost his..I would lose mine if I had to read this again.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:09, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. I think Monkey voted keep on this. I cannot figure out what the heck happened to that vote. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:03, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The page was updated while I wasn't looking. While trying to sectionaly edit a Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. into another VFD entry I was given this one and I neglected to read where I was voting. When I noticed the error I undid my keep vote. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:12, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Mara college banting

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  • Delete. On June 2, 2009, eleven days before my thirty-first birthday, IP 89.101.3.94 visited this page's talk page and wrote, with great Laconic wit, "article is full of fail." How right he or she was. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:21, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • blah --Roman Dog Bird 03:27, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Mild Delete Choked with predictable adolescent humor and meme pics. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:20, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just for using a picture of a fried chicken head !--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:05, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is the point? Begs for a grammar edit, which would be a total waste of time. Spıke ¬  12:14 18-Nov-09
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Margaret Atwood

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  • Delete. Terrible article about an excellent poet - and you can't even tell she's a poet based on the article alone. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:24, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Hype. --Mn-z 05:29, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bunk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete.Bollocks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:51, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png ○ Fucking Sucks!

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  • Comment I was going to move this to ?pedia but when I pasted the title into the search box, I found ◙ SUCKS!!!, possibly inspired by this article. I'll probably move this one to ?pedia tomorrow. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:47, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Because it's funny. Has Socky fallen on his head again ?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:02, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Words sprayed on the side of your house might be worth a chuckle. That doesn't mean they belong there. Spıke ¬  12:04 18-Nov-09
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Jeez, I hoped Necropaxx would at least vote on this one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • keept -- Also, penis. 22:29, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Rock music

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  • Delete. I started to do this a while ago, saying, "I discovered this after rewriting Rock and roll for CW. What I'd like to do is delete and redirect to there." Then I thought, "Well, then that's not VFD, is it? Is it VFR?" So I posed the question on the CW page and got no response. So I just did it (deleted and redirected, that is). Then I got slapped mercilessly and told that I need to bring that shit to the VFD process, you asshole, or something like that. So that's my story. This is random cruft, vandalized and badly IP'd over the years, and from which I can find no redeemable past version. At the very least my Rock and roll article, if it's not VFH, is at least consistent, coherent and mildly amusing. I think. Thanks. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:19, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • tl;dr: article sucks. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:23, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect. Your article is deliberate; this one isn't. Spıke ¬  18:32 16-Nov-09
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 03:45, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It isn't worth the candle keeping this one alive. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:02, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
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# (cur) (prev)  04:17, 15 November 2009 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) (16,016 bytes)
(←Undid revision 4220870 by GlobalTourniquet Sorry dude, I think you need to VFD this if
you want to do that.) (undo)

That's being "slapped mercilessly and told that I need to bring that shit to the VFD process, you asshole" ... or something like that? Dude, if that's how you remember things I wonder how you mange to get by. I even said "sorry" in my revert reason. I did not see your post in CW. We don't generally allow articles to be redirected in the way you did. As you are aware. I have no problem with deleting this, but if we allowed everyone to do what you did the wiki would turn to shit. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:20, Nov 16

Oh... that was a joke. You were more than kind, as I recall. Also, nice pants. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 07:07, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Redirected MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:08, Nov 18

VFD-padlock.png Military Of New Zealand

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  • Weak keep. It's not good, but it has a coherent (if obvious) theme, and I can at least identify where there were attempts at jokes. That makes it better than 80% of our articles! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:36, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:32, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Rubbish Keep. It's pretty useless but how many other contributors are going to be bothered to write about New Zealand's military forces ! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:00, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Vape it. Page sucks. Listy and unfunny. End of. --Andorin Kato 09:25, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • It's now no longer typographically ugly. Still isn't very good, because "X is an asshole" is not a joke. But it's not the worst we've got. Spıke ¬  14:23 16-Nov-09

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Tica Socialist Revolution War

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  • Delete. Yet another epic from the unfunny fantasy Armageddon of HZ Corps. and the recent Grand Theft Auto entries in VFD. Spıke ¬  19:16 17-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. *sigh* --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:28, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 19:37, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Although "his ass is ready to make a speech"? We should make a single page just for collecting shit gems like that from this series. -- Also, penis. 21:24, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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  • "Euro robot fighters emerge with American mechbot fighters prepare to mobilize as Neo Soviet Union and neo Communist powers support SR Tofulanders mobilize against with missiled robots." Got it? Spıke ¬  19:18 17-Nov-09
    • Roman took a crap from a GRUP (Galactic Republic of United Planets) restroom. As his ass is ready to make a speech. per above. --Mn-z 19:37, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

William Penn

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  • Delete. The Quaker Oats guy survived VFD and should get a redirect from William Penn. But there's something there now, the work of an anonIP thru 4-Jun-07 with only trivial clean-up since then. Your votes will correct me if I'm wrong, but the article, although a competent fantasy essay, has nothing to do with William Penn (whose life I just studied quickly). Nor with humor. Spıke ¬  22:05 16-Nov-09 post-edited
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:02, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. Not terrible, but unfunny and boring. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:44, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg In November of 1664, Penn set out on the back of a Tibetan White Elephant named Flaffori --Mn-z 19:32, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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Marguerite Perrin

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  • Delete. Marguerite Perrin is some nobody who had a temper tantrum on Trading Spouses once. She fails the Codeine's Mum test. And this article just plain fails. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:33, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article's last sentence is its epitaph: "No jokes here as even we have a heart." Spıke ¬  18:41 16-Nov-09
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 01:05, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:38, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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Marcie

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  • Delete. Claims to be about the character from Peanuts. Is not. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:29, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently this cyber-bullying would not have been written if only Marcie had put out. Spıke ¬  18:42 16-Nov-09
  • Who-uh. --Andrew Dice Clay 01:18, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another "children's character is a sex addict" article. --Mn-z 19:46, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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