Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive132

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Pukin'fest

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Eric Stoltz

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Operator

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Shoe-eating

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Richard Gere

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Armed Forces of the Philippines

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VFD-padlock.png Melty Blood

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  • Keep for now. It's up for review. Don't we usually give people a chance to improve an article following a review before it gets deleted? Keep it for a while, delete it if it gets reviewed but fails to improve. (That said, good luck to whoever reviews it, it is massive!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:22, May 20
  • Keep Per UU. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:02, May 20
  • Keep supposedly it's in pee review so it may improve.--Sgt. Fluffy 23:19, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One person's OCD and complete lack of writing ability drives one or two jokes into the ground, hits a dozen Uncyclopedia clichés and wastes 20-30 minutes of my life. Kill it or it might grow bigger.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:36, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

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  • 30 day stay of execution. I slapped an {{ugly}} on it, not only to beat the point that this article is ugly-as-hell into the author's mind, but, also, allow for a more "regulated" deletion procedure than "keep[ing] it for a while". Voting closed (for now...feel free to renom this in, say, 2 weeks, if nothing happens - if you can be bothered to check it) -- The Zombiebaron 23:51, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Veal

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ran-dumb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:43, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

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Amritsar

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  • Keep I created it, but it has been ruined. It contains a (n indian in-) joke, but should be enriched. I have restored it to it's original shape. Suggestion - remove VFD and stub-tag it. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 17:39, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
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Gimmie a break - Injoke pages for admins have even been highlighted on the front page. By the side, the injoke is a word mix of sikh and sick, comprehensible for everyone with a secondary school exam in religion. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 08:51, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • Restored to original state. Completely rewritten compared to when it was tagged for VFD--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 17:54, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
    • OK, Suresh, here's the deal. What I tend to do with my nominations on VFD is search through short pages looking for articles which I think would not survive if they were created today. Although not everyone shares my view, I think that standards have changed over time at Uncyc, and that these days it's more difficult to get an article kept than it used to be. I'm my opinion, if this article were created today, it would get tagged with an ICU and a "short" fix message. This would give the author 7 days to improve it. If no progress were made after 7 days, I think it would probably be deleted. In cases similar to this before, where an active user is still around and wanted their article kept I would normally change my vote to keep. All this Uncyc stuff is just meant to be a bit of fun after all, and I get no enjoyment from upsetting people. In this case however, I just can't bring myself to do it. Agreed, there are some other very short articles on Uncyc, but most of those have already undergone a VFD trial, and have been proven to have wide appeal to a number of users. If you can find other short pages which have not been put on VFD before, and you think they are poor, PLEASE nominate them for VFD, and lets get rid of them. Considering that (In my opinion) more effort has probably now gone into this VFD nomination than was put into the article itself I think it might be best if you made a copy of this in your userspace, and worked on it some more there. When you are able to improve this article, and hopefully find a way to make the humor/humour more appealing to a wider audience I would love to see this back in the mainspace. Sorry dude. I hate to be a bastard about this, but I just don't think this article is close to being up to standard these days. I really hope you work on it some more, and look forward to seeing an improved. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:16, May 18
  • Is userfication still a possibility at this point? --Pentium5dot1 00:25, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Space Ghost

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  • Disgraceful. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 04:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - I feel nostalgic for Space Ghost. His Cartoon Planet show was pretty funny, but his talk show creeped me out. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 05:45, May. 20, 2008
  • Delete. Bollocks from start to finish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:37, May 20
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:55, May 20
  • Kerkill I may do a rewrite sometime soon. No need for this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:36, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I'll miss you Space Ghost; I really will. I'll never forget you. Your spacey ghostiness and your ghostly spaceyness. I hope you remember me too, whereever you go. When I look at that star Space Ghost, that little shiny orangey one. I'll think of that time we spent at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Yehaa Space Ghost. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
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emoformers

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  • Keep. Except for the intro, which sucks, the page amuses me. Sir Emodusoperandi 06:25, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
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Tool (band)

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Band camp

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Anthology Unit

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HowTo:Skin a cat

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  • Keep Well I know I'm swimming against the tide, and I'm obviously a sic sic man. Sorry I suggested this might not get deleted Nacky. It looks like it will! I for one (alone it appears!) think that there is a place in Uncyc for this article. Especially considering some of the other stuff we have. MrN is a BAD BAD man... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:04, May 19
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  • It's stupid, not well put together and not only that, it's not even funny. It's kind of like an article about gutting a fish. It's disgusting, has shock value, I suppose, but ultimately - nothing that would get a laugh except from them there folks who think having sex with sheep is funny. That's silence of the sheeps! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nacky (talk • contribs)

Potthouse (Belfast)

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VFD-padlock.png Brian Peppers

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  • weak keep This would be an abstain, but 1) Andjam blanked the page and nominated it wrong twice and 2) Andjam seems to think Uncyclopedia has a living person policy. This is just to cancel out all that. --monika 15:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep I don't think it's bad enough to delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:38, May 18
  • Keep Needs a rewrite but has a lot of potential. No valid reason for deletion has been cited. I have been working on maintaining this article (to the best of my ability as a new member) and check on it every couple of days. The fact that this person is living is utterly irrelevant, uncyclopedia has many articles on living people.--Sgt. Fluffy 20:47, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep While it isn't great, it isn't bad either. And it has lots of potential considering the nature of the subject. --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris)Confederate Navy Jack.svg 22:25, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. it's not that funny, but it's not bad enough for deletion. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:51, May. 19, 2008
  • Keep Brain Peppers is notable enough as a famous child predator and sex offender. This is not a vanity article, and Brian Peppers actually exists and has an entry in websites of child predators and sex offenders. We know that he was living at one time, but we are not sure where he is or if he still lives. This article is not bad enough to delete, but needs some rewriting and better jokes. There are tons of Youtube videos about him, some are linked on the article, as well as many pictures of him and his medical disorder that makes him look that way. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:21, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete Living person, article is stupid not funny. Andjam 13:12, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
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    • I nominated it wrong the first time, but how did I nominate it wrong the second time? Andjam 00:07, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
      • You forgot to add the VFD thing on the page when you near-blanked it. --monika 00:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
        • So... Are you Brian Peppers or something? --monika 00:20, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
          • Can we please keep the comments to the comments section, and the voting to the voting section. Also... Hmm. Come on guys, let's not let this get out of hand. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:27, May 19
          • The only reason I'm going to answer Monika's question is that I'm opposed to sex offenders having accounts on wikia sites. No, I'm not. this page by wikipedia user Andjam confirms that I am the same Andjam as on wikipedia. this photo of me at a meetup group confirms that I am not Brian Peppers. I've got different colour hair, and I don't have Apert's syndrome. (MrN9000, I'm ok with you moving this comment to the talk page so long as Monika's accusation is also moved) Andjam 00:46, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
            • I have a better idea. How about everyone just exit this conversation, and leave it at that. It's going nowhere, and is pointless anyway. Just let the nomination be voted on, and leave it at that. Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:52, May 19
Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:00, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Phosphorus

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The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903

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Jethro Bodine

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Vladimir VI the Lenin

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Chili finger

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Webkinz

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Talking Moose

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  • Delete. It's an unfunny stub. It's been almost unedited since 2005, and it's had an expand tag on it since Jan 07 to no effect - it's not going to improve, so let's put it out of its misery. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:35, May 17
  • Delete Now you are talking. Let's get rid. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:44, May 17
  • Kerkill Unless someone would give it a rewrite, which I doubt will happen. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:29, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  • This is one moose not worth saving. Right STM? Oh. I forgot... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:10, 17 May
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:51, May. 19, 2008
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Super Smash Bros Brawl

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  • I'm really fed up with struggling to get this into shape. I can't think of anything funny to put into it, and it's edited so often my watch page is amass with it. Please somebody get rid of it and put me out of my misery.--Garionepsilon 07:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Hugo Chávez

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  • Keep It needs chopping with a big chopper, but it's got some stuff worth keeping. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:50, May 15
  • Keep There's some good. I'd suggest locking so only registered users can edit, then follow that up with a clean-up. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
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Kept and semi protected. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:24, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Glasgow Kiss

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  • Keep It's a headbut. When you smack someone with your head! This article is not bad enough to delete for me. Needs more work, but I can see people working on this more... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:46, May 15
  • Daddy says keep it. If I argue I'll get the belt! Seriously, it's not that bad. It just needs a little love from somebody that understands Humour. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:52, 17 May
  • Keep. Does EXACTLY what it says on the box. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Keep--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's been tidied, and it's fine. Also, can yer mother sew, pal? Well get her to stitch this! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:24, May 18
  • Keep --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:51, May. 19, 2008
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*Delete, it's a mess and the IP is inactive with the page--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:49, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

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  • Some tidy work has been done to this article and I (typical of me) have changed my mind and I'd like to change my vote to a keep--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:22, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Kiddie Fiddler

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  • I think it's a good stub. It's funny. And it's short, but I fully believe a deleted page is not funnier than it. The laws of going with whichever option is funniest means it should totally be kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:42, 14 May 2008
  • Keep --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:09, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep This was one of the first pages I read when I got here... Um, why? Um... Well. Um. Look over there, it's a sausage. Also, Dexter voted keep! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:16, May 14
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I Found this while looking for child pornography through the random page button, and it doesn't seem to have much going for it BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 14, 15:25

  • Delete. Heh, interesting. I checked the previous delete vote for this page. The words "It's A Good Idea, Give It A Chance" were placed in the "keep" section by one Bonner. Have you become jaded man? Anyway, I think it is a crappy little stub that isn't likely to get expanded. Famine said he'd expand it on the last vote, and nothing came of that... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:36, May 14
Hah, well I never knew this was up for deletion before, or that I voted on it, nice sleuthing UU. I guess my quality control standards have become too high, or maybe I just don't find anything funny anymore. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 17, 10:13
You should always check the talk page of an article before you VFD it, in case you re-nominate something accidentally. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 13:14, 18 May 2008
I've been away for a while, i'm out of practice with protocol BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 18, 19:09
  • Delete I've heard rumors that this is an example of a good stub. I don't see it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:46, 17 May
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Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:19, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Buffalo, New York

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  • Are you shitting me? Fucking KEEP! This is almost as funny as Guy Gets Crazy, if not even more so! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:11, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Hans Brinker

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  • Keep - He stuck his finger in a dyke. Need I say anymore? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:20, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Fucking. Perfect. Needs pictures. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:03, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Very Weak Keep The political career bit is crap and need a rewrite but the rest is passable.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:22, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Not that bad. Could do with some pictures and editing, but nothing drastic. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:38, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • PoopsmithHead.png (Pooped by Cajek). I'm not sure if Cajek appreciates the importance of putting your finger in a dyke, but this article is a bit of a nothing, with nothing really of much value. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:24, May 11
  • Delete. Er, this really is dull, and what's the point of the pensions minister of Bhutan thing?. If it is kept, strong rewrite tag. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:33, May 12
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  • Shit, I might as well flip a coin. The first half is good, the second half is crap. There's a very nice seed here, but someone forgot to water it. There's...shit, it's too early in the morning for metaphors. Abstain -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:40, 17 May
  • Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:47, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Kenneth

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VFD-padlock.png TEO

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VFD-padlock.png Fartium

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  • Keep OK, so it's kinda puerile, but what can you expect!?! Also looking at what links to this page [1] (LOT of links) I think it's best to hang onto this. Fart and Farting link here, and I feel that what we would get if this were deleted might smell worse. I will tidy this up if it's kept. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:31, May 11
  • Sadly, Weak Keep Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:02, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  • It sucks. But if MrN thinks he can tidy it to an acceptable state, it gets a weak keep. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:43, May 12
  • Weak fart - Since MrN will light a match. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 14:07, May. 13, 2008
  • Trumps anything else people could write. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • Eh Not delete-worthy --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:09, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep The page could always be protected against vandals, could use improvement, but not too bad as is.Simsilikesims 16:18, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Not VFD material. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:29, 17 May
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  • Delete - This article isn't funny, keeps getting vandalised by brainless IPs, and it's now just becoming a waste of space. I've been watching this page for weeks trying to keep it into shape, but I can see now that it's not really doing anything. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:40, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Puerile and pointless. Given that it's a topic one would expect to find in any joke encyclopedia, I'm surprised the article is so crap. The fake Periodic Table is kind of funny, but the rest of it is irredeemably worthless. Herbert the Giraffe 19:42, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill AAA! is right. It's not worth keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:50, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • Most of the really bad stuff has been stripped out now. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:13, May 17
  1. Kapt -- The Zombiebaron 17:43, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Missoura

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  • Delete Perhaps one of you American types can tell me this has some worth, but I see none. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:58, May 10
  • Kerkill "Missoura" is just a country way of pronouncing “Missouri.” This is just a bland take-off of the state of Missouri. Not worth keeping, in my opinion. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:46, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  • It's "Humor" MrN. At least it's supposed to be. It's not a bad concept, but there's nothing here worth keeping. A blank page would be just as good a start for a rewrite. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:26, 17 May
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Near Future News

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Red vs blue

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Space pirates

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The Jonas Brothers

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Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him

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Daniel hyun

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Dynamtie

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Märtha-Louise

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End of infinity

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Ring of Honor

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Quarantine

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