Uncle Grandpa

Uncle Grandpa is a retarded piece of shit show that aired on Cartoon Network in 2013. Basically, it's SpongeBob SquarePants if it was made by The Problem Solverz. Apparently, this show, as well as its failed sister show Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, were both made by Peter Browngardt for Cartoon Network.

Uncle Grandpa is about this retarded, pedophilic faggot named "Uncle Grandpa", who's basically the uncle and grandpa of everyone on earth. Secret Mountain Fort Awesome is about a bunch of retarded monsters who try to come to earth and gross people out with their stupidity. Both shows received heavy backlash from the cartoon community, just like The Problem Solverz and Johnny Test. Yet, for some braindead retarded reason, Uncle Grandpa had 5 seasons. FIVE FUCKING SEASONS??!!

Production

Apparently, this guy named Peter Browngardt worked on better cartoons like Chowder, Futurama, and Adventure Time. Yet, he pitched this damn atrocity to Cartoon Network in 2006, and they showed it as part of the Cartoonstitute in 2009. Cartoon Network was all "We're not ready to pick up Uncle Grandpa." Thank fucking Go-- "yet." SHIT!!!! Instead, they gave the greenlight to the monsters who appeared in the pilot with Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. it was so panned, it ended up winning several awards??!! Boosting Uncle Grandpa's popularity, and even having a redesign by… JOHN FUCKING KRICFALUSI??!! HIM??!!! THAT GUY SUCKS!!!! Uncle Grandpa would get his full TV show on Cartoon Network in 2013. And all it is just random for the sake of being random.

"Characters"

• Uncle Grandpa is this braindead retarded faggot of a pedophile. He's a moronic dimwit who's so stupid, and travels around in an RV, and is the uncle and grandpa of everyone on earth to rape kids. SERIOUSLY, CARTOON NETWORK??!! THIS GUY??!! Also, his favorite movie is the 2020 French film Cuties. He also constantly shouts "Good Morning!", which makes him VERY ANNOYING!!!!!
• Mr. Gus is this niggerfucking dinosaur nigger who doesn't give a rat's ass.
• Belly Bag is this creepy ass motherfucking fanny pack who… is just absolutely horrifying.
• Pizza Steve is this dickfart pizza with sunglasses who only cares about himself.
• Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is nothing more but a cutout of a tiger… who farts rainbows out of her ass.
• Aunt Grandma is just the Wendy's mascot if she were designed by John Kricfalusi.
• Tiny Miracle is a weird unpleasant three-legged robot.
• Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person are just the typical happy guy and pushover duo trope.

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

This show came out on Cartoon Network in 2011, not that Uncle Grandpa was an improvement. It was adapted from the pilot episode of Uncle Grandpa, how surprising. This was a show that sucked so much, that Cartoon Network decided not to air its last eight episodes. This, so far, has only happened with one other show, The Problem Solverz. Both have received heavy backlash from people, and are considered as two of the worst shows on Cartoon Network in history. So, why did Cartoon Network think that it was a good idea to make two shows from a pilot, despite one of them failing miserably?? Because Secret Mountain Fort Awesome won a few awards, which proves that getting an award these days MEANS NOTHING!!! We live in a world where people are defensive towards The Problem Solverz, Uncle Grandpa, Teen Titans Go!, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, and Johnny Test, and it's a world nobody should EVER live in.

• Festro is a stupid monster guy who loves to punch himself in the face.
• Gweelok is this weird green ball with pimples and no legs.
• Dingle is basically this weird blue guy who speaks gibberish.
• Slog is this monster with black fur who loves snots and boogers, and shit.
• Fart is literally a monster made out of asses.

Reception

Both Uncle Grandpa and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome have received heavy backlash from the cartoon community. Both shows are extremely gross, and unfunny. Also, nothing about either show makes any sense. Both are considered some of the worst Cartoon Network shows of all time, right up there with The Problem Solverz, Teen Titans Go!, Mighty Magiswords, and Johnny Test. And yet, for whatever some stupid retarded reason, both shows have won several awards. AND YET, PEOPLE ARE SLAMMING ON RICK AND MORTY???!!! Oh, and we also have Uncle Grandpa having a critical reevaluation??!! REALLY??!! This show came out in 2013!!! In a world where Young Justice and Sym-Bionic Titan get screwed over, most people get tired of all these episodic random comedies these days!! Most cartoons had to be story-arc-driven, because people want more deep and philosophical shows, following the influence of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Teen Titans 2003. People have been fed up with random comedies ever since Johnny Test hit the airwaves in 2005. Yeah, there are random cartoons that are good, like Chowder, but with shows like this, The Problem Solverz, Teen Titans Go!, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Johnny Test, Mighty Magiswords, The Loud House, Annoying Orange, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, and Pickle and Peanut, it's easy to see why people are tired of episodic comedies!!! Nowadays, people expect cartoons to have ongoing story arcs for a reason, except for shit like Hazbin Hotel (basically if a better show like Steven Universe if it was made by Seth Rogen).

Cancellation

Thankfully, it was cancelled in 2017, and it will never, ever be missed.

See also

• Johnny Test, a Canadian Cartoon Network show notorious for killing Kids' WB!, especially when their season 1 director and producer is a creep!!
• The Problem Solverz, a horrible Cartoon Network show that people really are stupid for defending.
• Teen Titans Go!, a heinous Cartoon Network show that ruined everything people love about the original series.
• Mighty Magiswords, another horrid Cartoon Network show made by a sick pedophile!!