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Intelligent Mathematics (colloquially Intelligent Math) is the assertion that "certain features of the mathematics and numbers are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as logic and reasoning." It is a teleological proof of the existence of God. The idea was developed by a group of American theological scientists who recognise the nature of absolute truth. They have determined that modern mathematical thinking is flawed, and that science is currently feeding us false information. (Full article...) Recently featured: This page does NOT exist Bubbles the Clown Nevermind Trump vs. Biden Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... ... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured) ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged? ... that the Uncyclopedia Discord link contains a virus called which infects your computer with the Uncyclopedia Discord? ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost? ... that Africa's space program, AIDS, has had several successful launches to altitudes over 11 feet? ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation? ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?

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