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Below is a set of articles I am working on, as well as other weird things.
Alkali metals[edit | edit source]
“They're literally worse versions of my group. I thought we were overreactive.”
“I'd imagine they'd be hidden around an abandoned facility in Nevada. That's how antisocial they are.”
In chemistry, the alkali metals are a set of socially unstable metals who would do anything to not stay in their so-called "ugly" form. The noble gases are the only elements on the far right of the periodic table who don't want to give into the alkali metals' tendencies of reacting. However, they don't care about anything, so this is expected.
Common properties[edit | edit source]
The alkali metals, being in a group, also have common properties. Apart from their antisocialness, they...
Chemical element[edit | edit source]
In chemistry, a chemical element is a substance that is guaranteed to be found on the periodic table, hence why people who want to be smart extend the name to "periodic table of the chemical elements." These are not to be confused with elements found on the idiotic table, as chemical elements are what make idiotic table elements.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
For a long time, it was believed that idiotic elements were the smallest unit of matter. Beer, cheese, wood, and many other materials seemed to be in their simplest form. Therefore, they were called "chemical elements." Ernest Rutherford called this idea "idiotic" and proposed that cheesium was really made up of a bunch of smaller "compounds." He also proposed that these compounds weren't the smallest form of matter, either, boiling it all down to "true chemical elements." This is the first time the idiotic elements were ever called "idiotic."
Mercury (element)[edit | edit source]
Mercury is a chemical element; it has chemical symbol Qs (from quicksteel, its alternative name) and atomic number 80. Most of the planet is made up of this metal, giving it its gray color. Mercury is one of six chemical elements to be liquid at or close to room temperature, the others being bromine, gallium, water, beer (not to be confused with urine), and caesium.
Mercury used to be called hydrargyrum, from Greek hydrar (water) and gyrum (gyroscope), but no one wanted to associate mercury with water after the mercury pollution crisis of 1812. Mercury was chosen as the new name, beating secondary name quicksteel, because it was simply quick, like the planet of the same name. That planet's name is a whole other can of worms, however.
Properties[edit | edit source]
Mercury has perplexed the minds of even the greatest of scientists for its sheer willingness to, in the quotes of the famous Albert Einstein, "absolutely fucking HATE solids." Any time it comes in contact with a solid that is not silica gel, it converts the solid to a liquid, gas, or sometimes plasma to feel pleased. The mood of any amount of mercury at a certain point in time can be calculated by the Kelvin scale (abbreviated K). It is named after some guy named Melvin, who the other scientists felt was pretty moody all the time. However, to make things cool, they replaced the M with a K because "K is cooler". 0 K means absolutely no moodiness is detected, which is only theoretically possible. However, there is no upper limit to the scale, as mercury can never reach maximum anger.
However, making mercury moody is what creates its chemistry. The International Union of Pure, Applied, and Ignored Chemistry (IUPAIC), the main foundation for all of the chemistry that arises from bleach and baby powder, lists one of its primary objectives as having every single reaction that can take place between mercury and any other substance. For example, when sodium is mixed into mercury, nothing happens unless water is dropped on to the mixture, in which case the entire lab will remain perfectly fine and absolutely not explode due to unforseen circumstances. Mixing phosphorus with mercury will keep everything very, VERY ruined and oh so far from perfectly intact with no problems whatsoever.
See also[edit | edit source]
Make sure you memorize these for the test!
| 1H Hydrogen | 2He Helium | ||||||||||||||||
| 3Li Lithium | 4Be Beryllium | 5B Boron | 6C Carbon | 7N Nitrogen | 8O Oxygen | 9F Fluorine | 10Ne Neon | ||||||||||
| 11Na Sodium | 12 Mg Magnesium | 13Al Aluminum | 14 Si Silicon | 15 P Phosphorus | 16 S Sulfur | 17Cl Chlorine | 18Ar Argent | ||||||||||
| 19 K Potassium | 20 Ca Calcium | 21Sc Scandinavium | 22Ti Titanium | 23 V Vanadium | 24Cr Chromium | 25 Mn Manganese | 26Fe Iron | 27 Co Cobalt | 28Ni Nickel | 29 Cu Copper | 30 Zn Zinc | 31 Ga Gallium | 32 Ge Germanium | 33 As Arsenic | 34 Se Selenium | 35 Br Bromine | 36Kr Krypton |
| 37 Rb Rubidium | 38 Sr Strontium | 39 Y Yttrium | 40 Zr Zirconium | 41 Nb Niobium | 42 Mo Molybdenum | 43 Tc Technetium | 44 Ru Ruthenium | 45 Rh Rhodium | 46 Pd Palladium | 47Ag Silver | 48 Cd Cadmium | 49In Indium | 50Sn Tin | 51 Sb Antimony | 99Te Tedium | 53 I Iodine | 54Xe Xenon |
| 55 Cs Caesium | 56 Ba Barium | 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides | 72 Hf Hafnium | 73 Ta Tantalum | 74 W Tungsten | 75 Re Rhenium | 76 Os Osmium | 77 Ir Iridium | 78Pt Platinum | 79Au Gold | 80Hg Mercury | 81 Tl Thallium | 82Pb Lead | 83Bi Bismuth | 84Po Polonium | 85 At Astatine | 86Rn Radon |
| 87 Fr Francium | 88 Ra Radium | 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides | 104 Rf Rutherfordium | 105 Db Dubnium | 106 Sg Seaborgium | 107 Bh Bohrium | 108 Hs Hassium | 109 Mt Meitnerium | 110 Ds Darmstadtium | 111 Uuu Unununium | 112 Cn Copernicium | 113 Nh Nihonium | 114 Fl Flerovium | 115 Mc Moscovium | 116 Lv Livermorium | 117 Ts Tennessine | 118 Og Oganesson |
| 119Un Uncyclopedium | 120 Ub Unobtanium | 121 Aeo Awesomnium | 122Fa Fartium | 123St Stalinium | 124Ob Obamium | 125Sl Stalloneium | 126 Ad Adamantium | 127 Vb Vibranium | -1SuStupidium | 1/5Bm Brucium | 1/2*Ch Cheesium | 3/4Pl Plotonium | 4.5Op Opium | ∞Hu Homoerectium | |||
| 57 La Lanthanum | 58 Ce Cerium | 59Pr Praseodymium | 60 Nd Neodymium | 61 Pm Pentium | 62 Sm Samarium | 63 Eu Europium | 64 Gd Gadolinium | 65 Tb Terbium | 66 Dy Dysprosium | 67 Ho Holmium | 68 Er Erbium | 69 Tm Thulium | 70 Yb Ytterbium | 71 Lu Lutetium | |||
| 89 Ac Actinium | 90 Th Thorium | 91 Pa Protactinium | 92U Uranium | 93 Np Neptunium | 94Pu Plutonium | 95 Am Americium | 96 Cm Curium | 97 Bk Berkelium | 98 Cf Californium | 99 Es Einsteinium | 100 Fm Fermium | 101 Md Mendelevium | 102 No Nobelium | 103 Lr Lawrencium |
*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.
Natural numbers[edit | edit source]
The natural numbers are the numbers which people first think of when counting. It starts at one and goes up in intervals of one. Out of all numbering systems, it's the only one to have won the title of "best one to feature one as number one."
One: How to find natural numbers[edit | edit source]
One way to find natural numbers is to look at your fingers. There are 10 of them, 11 on a good day. Either way, there is never a "half finger." Therefore, decimals don't exist. The only way to get to 10 fingers is to start at 1, which makes sense since having a 0th finger would tear apart the spacetime continuum.
Main sandbox[edit | edit source]
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