User:Alula/Thulium
| Alula/Thulium | |
|---|---|
| Atomic symbol | ඞ |
| Atomic number | 69😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Significance | heeheehawhaw |
| In the periodic table | |
 Erbium ← Alula/Thulium →
| |
| Physical properties | |
| Melting point | 6942042069 |
| Boiling point | 694206666942069420 |
| Appearance | Your Mom |
Thulium is a sussy and sexy element that is the 69th element on the periodic table. Often used in chemistry classes, this so- called "laughing gas" gets every chem student to burst into lols and has simply at the mention of this element. It can be combined with compound Americium Oganesson Uranium Sulfide, otherwise known as "AmOgUS" to get maximum reaction from Chemistrystudentium.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Thulium was discovered in 1879- er, 6969 by Chuck Norris using the Amogus Synthesizer. He brought the element to our universe by uttering the phrase, "I slept with your mother". The element, a funny looking silvery-grey metal, spontaneously combusted from how many giggles and lols it brought to the world.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Thulium is in the game "Minecraft". Simply feed a cock and a pussy this rare material, and they will produce a new life. How beautiful is that?
Mating Information[edit | edit source]
To use Thulium in a mating procedure, please head to the page on Complicated Mating Rituals to better understand this shit.
Sexiness Levels[edit | edit source]
Thulium is noticeably sexier than either Stalinium or Obamium.